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This is my first quest and I love the stupid low effort ones people make.
Mechanics are based on whatever I'm feeling atm, will mostly take yalls replys but occasionally rolls bo3

>Give me your name
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>>4664327
Pea Ness
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>>4664327
>Lou Effert
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4664328 1
>>4664335 2
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>>4664390
Your name is Pea Ness, or as your family likes to call you PP. You awaken in a tent on the outskirts of town, it's been awhile since you had a bed to sleep in and you're a bit hungry.
With no real goals ahead,
>What do you do young Pea Ness
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>>4664441
Learn about our world.
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>>4664441
Find a vehicle
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>>4664488
You go to the library in town and find a book about Loafert. You spend hours reading the deep deep histories of the world learning you live in a land of chaos, untamed magic, and strange customs of the nearly endless groups and factions all with there own beliefs, most of the learning doesn't even stick and you keep getting lost in the endless conflicts and strange tales you find in the many tomes, one thing does stick however
[blue]This is a land of adventure and opportunity, anything and everything can happen as long as you can find a way to do it[/blue]
>>4664517
You walk out of the library filled with optimism, looking down the steps you see a car topped with the local pizza shops sign still running door ajar. The words [blue] "This is a land of opportunity"[/blue] fill your head and you jump in ready to start your new adventure
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>>4664612
I'm retarded how do I blue text lmao
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>>4664613
You can't unless you have the IP of the OP post.
Your IP changed
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>>4664622
Ah damn oh well, phoneposter problems I guess
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>>4664612
drive south
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You begin driving south, it's a bit different from the north side of the city, a bit more of a ghetto littered with trash and cheap thrills. The light to alert you you're low on gas begins blinking so you pull over at the closest parking lot for "ROLL O RAMA", a shitty little skating rink
>What next PP
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>>4666954
>Drive the car inside, we're gonna skate with this bitch.
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>>4666998
With what little gas left in the pizza car you slam through the wall of "ROLL O RAMA" the smell of old feet and rubber mix with the smell of stale pizza from inside your vehicle. After the dust settles you can hear Take on Me playing in the background
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>>4667048
Do donuts in the roller rink while chomping on some pizza
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>>4667150
You let her rip and spin while chomping a slice of 'Za, the waxed floor of the "ROLL O RAMA" Rink offers ample spinning power, and continues to spin as the final fumes of your empty tank run dry
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>>4667329
Forgot to attach gif lol
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>>4667333
"HEY MOTHER FUCKER GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF OUR RINK"
Huh? Who said that?
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>>4667356
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>>4667359
OH SHIT!
IT'S THE [red]ROLLER DYKES![/red]
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>>4667359
trip em up with kicks and see if they fall
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>>4667369
You add them to your world knowledge
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>>4667372
You trip the broad on the left, she hits the floor with a loud thud.
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WANNA GET STOMPED ON PIZZA BOY?"
>Reply to the Lesmobile
>Write in
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>>4667483
>take my pizza and shove it down my pants
eat up bitch
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>>4667528
"Eat up bitch" you say while shoving some greasy 'Za down your pants, surely these rambunctious carpet munchers will fuck off now that you've asserted your dominance
>Roll d20
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>4667586
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>4667586
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>>4667586
Also, see if you can use pizza grease to lubricate the ground so they can slip
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>>4667592
>>4667625
The bumbling lesbo who was talking shit gets glossy eyed and let's out a whimper before breaking out into full on tears, the other hoes are either extremely embarrassed by there idiot leader or extremely aroused my your absolute dominance

+1 to Taunting
+1 to Seduction

>What do?
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>>4667655
slam the pizza on the floor and peel out of the rink, this place has no use to me anymore
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>>4667664
You slam a pizza down as a final gesture and walk away from the trio, the two subordinates cart their leader off consoling her and her dumb feelings.
The rest of the "ROLL O RAMA" is filled with three arcade machines, one of which wasn't even operational, 2 concession stands to get frozen food poison filled chicken tenders and Gatorade, the dj booth and the front desk
>What do?
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>>4667681
>Search the front desk.
Nice quest, btw.
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>>4667681
Play some games.
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>>4667759
>>4667923
Update later sorry about lateness, wagecuck issues
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Exclaim your disdain for janitors.
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>>4667759
You push past the man at the counter and just open the drawer like an asshole, inside you find:
>An unloaded revolver
>A pack of cigarettes
>A roll of prize tickets
>20 dollars
>A small baggie filled with what looks like sand
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>>4667923
You scramble away from the drawer not and push past the worker again to run to the arcade boxes the only game worth playing is Zoldo, but you have no money!
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>>4668230
>>4669627
In your rage of not being able to play Zoldo you scream your disdain for all custodial workers
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>>4669627
"Whats your deal fuckhead, first you smash through my wall, donuts on my freshly waxed rink floor, scare off my girls, repeatedly push me and slam my drawers, but then you go and yell about hating custodians, MY MOTHER WAS A CUSTODIAN!" He pulls the revolver out and points it at you
>What do
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>>4669636
>Leave casually and without a word.
Cause we know his revolver is unloaded.
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>>4669636
Deflect bullets with old pizzacrust shield
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>>4669804
You react quickly and lift the slice of 'za to your face hoping it will deflect the bullet, but you hear only clicks.
"SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK DONT MOVE" he says as he runs to the back to presumably grab ammunition
>>4669669
Without a word you shove the pizza back in your pants and walk out, the pizza bit smashed at this point but it's fine

>What do?
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>>4669833
>What do?
do a backflip
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>>4669934
+1 (do a second one)





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