Previous thread:>>4572373http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4572373/You are Anon, a dude who ran a small business before shit went down and the zombies came. A few weeks later, you met Queenie, a 7ft Xenomorph Queen. She is now your waifu.Last thread:Hector told the Caravan they needed to recruit more people or risk getting cut off by central, which was decided through a vote. A new variant of screaming zombie attacked the caravan which lead to Queenie's reveal to the caravan. After a quick interrogation, Hector cleared anon of any suspicion. After a couple days of driving, Hector found a trading camp, and stopped for new recruits. Anon found a weird old man in a bathrobe, and agreed to clear out a camp of Cultists for some sweet deals on some of his merch. He went batshit insane during the mission, and completely destroyed them. The leader was found dead with a bunch of weird occut wound patterns. Queenie stopped Tyer and Anon from gaining ower back problems. After returning, Tyler is being yelled at for taking some shit that wasn't his. Now, anon has returned to the old man's stand.>"Alright, now, the original deal was 7 food for the spear if you did my thing for me, or 25 food for the uhh.....">"Rings, Goop, and Spear and a bag of my own Weed">"However, I didn't expect you to actually find my staff, and I promised you a bonus." >"SO! For 40 food I'll give you every! Single! Item!">"And I'll even throw in something special, along with the Weed, just because I'm really bored and slightly drunk right now."His wares:>Snake spear: Makes snakes, channels poison>Skull: An IOU for something>Rings: Complete instruction manual comes with the set, includes 2 octopus rings, snake rings, a singe fur/bone ring, a single dragon ring, a jade clover, and a weird obsidian ring.>Doubloon: Unknown>Battered looking manga collection: Unknown>Goop: "it's good for you"Wat do?>Buy everything>Just the spear>Just the package deal>"None of this stuff is cursed, right?">Write in>Inventory50 FoodCultist's notebookWeird parchmentDamaged BatHunting rifle, No ammo
>>4601638>Just the package deal
>>4601638>"None of this stuff is cursed, right?">Buy everythingFuck it, I trust you QM.
>>4601683waiting for a tie-breaker, rolling otherwise
>>4601638>Just the package dealUnless someone debates against it
>>4601802I debate against it!:^)
>>4601681>>4601683>>4601802>>4601858Aright, rolling, odds is package, evens is all.... I got a 2.You decide to just buy the whole stand, handing the old man 40 cans of Food. >"Very good, very good">"Here's the "Something special" I promised.">"....It's another can of goo.">"Alright! See you around!"A puff of smoke appears, and when you look around, you think he vanished into thin air... until you hear snoring and see that he just slumped over and fell asleep....Well, time to head back. As you head back, you see Tyler running around carrying bottles of medicinal goop, along with sarah.>"Hey anon! Uh, so after you left, Hector was yelling at me, then he threw up.">"Then he kept throwing up.">"And then blood started coming out.">"And then he passed out.">"Uh, just thought I should let you know, I'm in charge of re-hydrating him now or something.">"Bye!"Wat do?>Drink a can of goop>Go to bed>Grab a medkit and see what's wrong with Hector.>read Instruction manual>Read battered manga>Write in>Inventory10 FoodCultist's notebookWeird parchmentDamaged BatHunting rifle, No ammo2 MedkitsSnake spear: Makes snakes, channels poisonSkull: An IOU for somethingRings: Complete instruction manual comes with the set, includes 2 octopus rings, snake rings, a singe fur/bone ring, a single dragon ring, a jade clover, and a weird obsidian ring. Haven't read it yet.Doubloon: UnknownBattered looking manga collection: Unknown2X Goop: "it's good for you"You are encumbered, extremely.
>>4601911>Drink a can of goop>remember the instructions given about it
>>4601911>read Instruction manual>Drink a can of goop
>>4601911>read Instruction manual>Grab a medkit and see what's wrong with Hector.Never a dull moment on the Death Road. Congrats on thread 3, QM!
>>4601915>>4601954>>4602014>>4602017Right, I'll just have you tend to hector, and read/remember the instructions about the rings and the Goop.You grab a medkit, and walk over to Hector's car. The inside's too cramped to actually use, so he's lying on his side, sleeping. Emperor is surprisingly the one taking care (poking him with a stick) of him. You ask him what's wrong, and if he needs the medkit.>"What? No, the wimp partied too hard and his stomach couldn't handle it." >"The bleedings just from all the throwing up stomach acid messing up his throat.">"I did this the first time I had some vodka, neighbors busted in to complain earlier, police came, found me in a pile of blood with the fossils next to me, and they almost got charged with manslaughter.">"The fossils nearly had twin heart attacks, it was fuckin hilarious.">"Unless cough drops and dollar store green tea are available, Medkits aren't gonna do shit.">"I have no idea what he was drinking though, I'll ask the pussy later."He keeps poking Hector with a stick while insulting him.>"Hey, loser, get up.">"Hey, furfag, wake up.">"Hey, Ginger, rise from your soulless slumber.">"Oi, faggot, get up, it's noon inn'it"And so on and so forth.You take your leave, and try to remember about what the Old man said about the Goop. You're prettys sure he told you not to drink it inside places like your car, and not to let anyone else drink it unless you wanted to know what "Ski-lapse" was. As for the instruction manual.... Yet again, it's 99% gibberish. You don't think you've seen a single piece of paper that didn't make your head hurt in some way during this whole trip. You wonder if you want to spend your whole evening reading about this crap, drink the goo, or do something else.Wat do? (Final action of the day)>Drink Goop>Read Rings Instructions>Read the cultist's notebook>Read battered manga>Spend time with Queenie>Write in>Inventory10 FoodCultist's notebookWeird parchmentDamaged BatHunting rifle, No ammo2 MedkitsSnake spear: Makes snakes, channels poisonSkull: An IOU for somethingRings: Complete instruction manual comes with the set, includes 2 octopus rings, snake rings, a singe fur/bone ring, a single dragon ring, a jade clover, and a weird obsidian ring. Haven't read it yet.Doubloon: UnknownBattered looking manga collection: Unknown2X Goop: "it's good for you"You are encumbered, extremely.
>>4602049>Drink the goop.>read instructions for rings while spending time with Queenie!
>>4602049>Spend time with QueenieEnjoy the apocalypse life with your waifu! Do it now! Kiss her elongated cheeks!
>>4602049>Spend time with Queenie
>>4602049>Spend time with QueenieWe should place the damaged bat and hunting rifle somewhere, no point lugging them around all the time>You are encumbered, extremely
>>4602431Same with the manga collection, just put it in a bag in our car for now.
>>4602055>>4602067>>4602253>>4602431>>4602757>>4603112You decide to not spend all you time poring over random texts, and dump a basically all of your stuff into the trunk of your car, keeping only the instructions for the rings on your person. You spend your time mostly bonding with Queenie, just snuggling, wrestling or trying to understand her better. She even kisses you in front of everyone at one point, but everyone but hector think's she's just like a really large dog, so no one really cares that much. After awhile, Queenie seems tired, and lies back down on top of the car. As you grow tired, you decide to take a look at the ring manual for a few minutes. It appears each set of rings have seperate uses, and are in different parts of the manual.Wat Do?>Read about the octopus rings>Read about the snake rings>Read about the fur and bone ring>Read about the jade cover ring>Read about the dragon shaped ring>Read about the Obsidian ring>Just go to sleep>Write in
>>4603126>Read about the snake ringsGot snake spear, see what rings do
>>4603126>Read about the snake ringsSnake spear, snake ring, everything snake! snake!
>>4603134We need...snake eyes.Dun dun durururruurundun dururururun dun run dun rundundudun
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)>>4603138Snake eyes!
>>4603131>>4603134>>4603138>>4603145Holy shit, this writing is even worse than you expected, it's like if a drunken scot was allowed to use google translate while being directed by a group of monkeys.>"Hello! Berry much good rings! White is b, balck is a, IMPORTANT!!!">"Throw ring, find hand attach, automatic! Wear AB, less blood bleed on main. main is a wearerr.">"put b on, a is on you, b is hurt, you is unhurt from b if wearer a">"YELL COURAGEOUSLY "Slither" return b. and a if loss. try not to loss in firsting location through">"al ring, loyal, to u, throw ring to do much badness to enemy, but only b, while wearing a">"Understanding? Please, steal the all total underserstanging full before yelling couragelously and with much spirit, or do bads to self by the boo-boo"What the hell....Wat do? Roll a 1d20>Read another entry>Try to "steal understanding" (study these words more)>Ask for help from (Choose)>Write in
If you guess what the instructions mean, I will confirm it.
>>4603173Hmmm....I think it's saying that you have to attach the rings. If you're hurt, you wear B, and if you're unhurt you wear A...and then yo ugotta yell slither, and then return B if A is lost...and you also gotta throw ring B at the enemy while wearing ring A.Also, if you do not understand it enough you'll hurt yourself with the boo-boo ghost.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4603173Fuck it, this >>4603284 knows what he's talking about. Support.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4603173>>4603284ditto!!
>>4603284>>4603296>>4603343You feel like you're partially correct, but you're pretty sure that last part just meant "If you don't understand the instructions, don't blame us if you fuck up." instead of ghosts. As the day ends, you eat some food, and Queenie, already full, simply picks at bits of your meal instead of eating them all. (-2) Food. Hector wakes up briefly to inform everyone he did get some people to agree to join the caravan. As you drift asleep, you wonder how the hell the old man got any of these things in the first place. It's morning now. Hector appears to be hungover as shit, and Leon's in charge of talking to base, though he's doing a horrible job, you think it's called "stonewalling.">"Nope.">"2 of them.">"He's sick.">"Got it.">"More efficient.">"Nope."Wat do?>Read more of the manual>Read cultist journal>Drink Goop>Check on Hector>Check on Tyler>Write in>Inventory8 FoodCultist's notebookWeird parchment Damaged BatHunting rifle, No ammo2 MedkitsSnake spear: Makes snakes, channels poisonSkull: An IOU for somethingRings: Complete instruction manual comes with the set, includes 2 octopus rings, snake rings, a singe fur/bone ring, a single dragon ring, a jade clover, and a weird obsidian ring. Haven't read it totally yet.Doubloon: UnknownBattered looking manga collection: Unknown2X Goop: "it's good for you"(While in camp, you have access to all your items by default.)
>>4603347>Read cultist journalThen>Read more of the manualBecause I'm a masochist :^)
>>4603347>Drink goop (only if we didn't yet)>Check on Hector>Check on Tyler
>>4604069Yea, sure, I'll do with this instead of my vote.
>>4604069>>4604233You decide that it's time to drink some of that goop. On closer inspection, the container really isn't made for drinking. It looks like a fuel cell from a crappy B movie, and the liquid inside looks like cheap energy drink. After a bit of prodding, You manage to pry an end off. You drink down some goo... You don't feel different. It did taste very good though, kinda like raspberries mixed with yogurt. It did feel like eating egg whites, so you'd probably pass on the second one if you could. ....Fuck, was this some emergency ration supplement or did you just blow like 80% of your food on some novelty japanese candy? Wat do?>Go check on Hector>Go check on Tyler>Study ring manual>read cultist journal>Write in
>>4604594>Go check on Hector>Go check on Tyler
>>4604655>>4604788Alright, time to check up on Hector, he's probably not as hungover as before, and maybe he can explain what all the yelling was about yesterda-IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS We feel the sun touch our body, where does it burn most?>Our Face>Our Back>Our Arms> EVERYWHERE >Write in
>>4605001>Our BackNo wait,>EVERYWHERE
>>4605001>> EVERYWHEREChoosing everything never went wrong before!:^)
>>4605001>EVERYWHEREGo big or go home, that's our motto--Even in excruciating pain.
>>4605001> EVERYWHERElet's gooooo
>>4605048>>4605093>>4605149>>4605477The pain reaches a crescendo, our nerves burning, and it feels like our whole body is ripping off and regrowing itself. In other words: IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS .....You feel odd as you wake up, and are greeted with a splitting headache, you feel like your throat has been ripped out, your back flayed, and your face sliced apart. As you open your eyes, you see Hector pointing a gun at... Queenie. She appears to be knocked out, and she's been tied up. Hector turns around and nods at leon, who lowers a rifle at you. Both are covered in shit-loads of scratch marks.>"Look, before you do anything, just calm down.">"Just explain what happened, and this will probably be the last time I have to point a gun at you.">"Probably, third time's the charm and all that crap."Wat do? (Once more, he won't shoot unless you do something exceptionally stupid)>"What the hell are you talking about?">"Release me at one and I'll only break half of your spine.">"I drank something weird, and I passed out. C'mon, you did the same thing yesterday.">Write in.
>>4605584FUCK WHY IS EVERYTHING BOLD
>>4605584>"I, I drank something weird, and I passed out."
>>4605584>>"I drank something weird, and I passed out. C'mon, you did the same thing yesterday."We all remember our first Monster Energy
>>4605584>"I drank something weird, and I passed out. C'mon, you did the same thing yesterday."Welp. Hopefully we're just ripped as fuck and not scary as all hell.
>>4605603>>4605633>>4605634You try to calmly and rationally explain that drinking random fluids and accidentally passing out is quite normal for everyone, but all that comes out of your mouth is>"Hisssss dr-drink weird pass-pass out sleep!">"Hector, do I shoot him? He's talking like a ratman">"Don't be silly! There's no such thing as ratmen. By the way, We still haven't talked about how I'm going to find that village of dogs again.">"Besides, he hasn't attacked us, and at worst we can just let him run off with his... pet">"Now, Anon, you clearly can't speak properly, so please shake your head or something instead.">"Do you understand us?"Wat do?>Nod>Shake>Thumbs up>Thumbs down>Try to speak again>Write in
>>4605693>Nodyep, seem like we are evolving.
>>4605693>Thosssse fuckers did ssomething? Gesture towards Queenie, then towards Hector and Leon. Attempt to convey a question.
>>4605695>>4605730>>4606230>>4606447>>4606793You nod, but as you do, suddenly a glob green spit dislodges from your mouth and lands on the ground in front of you, and it sizzles away like bacon fat. Whoops. At least your throat doesn't hurt as much now.>"Uhhhhh, Do I shoot him now?">"No, I think that was by accident, that was closer to shooting himself than anything.">"He might just be shit at shooting.">"Well then, that just means if he does attack us he'll be easy to deal with.">"Alright, Anon, I'm going to lower my gun, and we're going to untie Queenie, alright?"He slowly backs away, and Leon cuts the rope holding Queenie. She doesn't wake up, but she rolls over... and causes her tail to scrape Leons foot.>"CUNT NUGGETS!">"Alright Anon, I need you to tell me everything that happened." ACID SPITTER perk gainedCivilized trait lost Feral trait gainedWat do?>"I drank something I bought from a old man">"I passed out, you probably know more than me">"Can I get a mirror or something first?">Write inWho wants to know more about the other perks you could have gotten?
>>4606974>"I passed out, you probably know more than me"
>>4606974>"Can I get a mirror or something first?"
>>4606974Sure, I'm down for learning more about how we could have evolved.
>>4606974>>"I drank something I bought from a old man"And sure, let's see the other perks!
>>4607001>>4607006>>4607010>>4607014Combining all 3>"Well, I drank something I bought from a old man in a bathrobe, I passed out, so you probably know more than me.">"Say, could I get a mirror or something?"Hector sighs, and rummages around in his backpack while he talks.>"Well, right before shit went down, we were trying to lure a deer closer to camp so Emperor and Leon could get a better shot at it and I was keeping Zoey distracted so she didn't have to see it die. Tyler was talking to the new guys, I forgot their names. Then you started screaming really, really loud for no reason, then you bit your car. We thought you just decided to waste some food on chems or something and were having a bad time. Emperor called you a pussy.">"Then you ran at the deer, tackled it to the ground, ripped off it's legs with your teeth, and started beating the deer with it, grabbed it's antler things, broke one off, shoved it in it's eye, and then started eating it when it was still kicking and screaming.">"And if that wasn't soul-scarring enough you started to bleed from,"He gestures in your general direction>"Everywhere, and black bits started popping out from your skin.">"Did I mention Queenie was also going apeshit at the time? She wasn't as bad as you, but that's not saying much.">"And then you both passed out, covered in deer guts.">"Oh yeah, Zoey saw the whole thing and.">"Well I'm not sure how to say this but she's tried several times to bash your skull in with a wrench while you were sleeping since she thinks you're a demon-monster-ghost-badguy, and she tried to shoot Queenie too.">"It's better than having her going catatonic I suppose, but only slightly."He passes you a mirror. As you inspect your face, you find that both your eyes don't have those normal colored bits (pupils? Sclera? Biology was never your best subject.) in them you instead find that all the color has been replaced with black, save for two thin slits in the middle with a green hue. More concerning is the fact you appear to be growing material similar to Queenies carapace all over your body. Your hands have small claws at the ends, you feel like your face is decently covered in the material, and your chest is now strangely cold, as well as your spine.>"You also have a tail now, so good luck finding somewhere to sit down, and try not to cut anyone with it.">"Look, I trust you, but most of the others don't. Leon is convinced you're some sort of alien sent to survey our planet, Tyler keeps asking about "script changes", you already know about Zoey, Sarah wants you to stay away from Zoey, Emperor is... Actually taking it pretty well, and the new guys are terrified.">"Now, I'm going to go find this "old man" Just sit tight, and don't kill another deer 'kay?"He begins to walk off. Leon finally finishes his cursing and turns to you.>"So, does your planet have hotdogs?"Wat do?>"Wait, Hector why do you trust me?">Go wakeup Queenie>"Uh, yeah sure. Hotdogs.">Write in
>>4607010>>4607014>>4607024>>4607039I reached to 3000 character limitThumbs up and thumbs down would have given you better claws. Choosing a sarcastic no would have been like.>"Very funny, smzt gxu now, eldah are going to untie you, don't axdjjx alright?"and your mutation would have been amplified but your speech would have gotten worse, and you'll randomly hear human words as gibberish.Speak again would have lead to not gaining the feral trait, but having no significant mutations.
>>4607039>"Uh, yeah sure. Hotdogs.">Go wakeup QueenieWell shit. I honestly don't want us to turn into a xenomorph...not fully, at least. Hopefully the mutation stops here, wouldn't want us to loose more 'important' parts.
>>4607039>>"Uh, yeah sure. Hotdogs.">Go wakeup Queenie
>>4607039>"Uh, yeah sure. Hotdogs.">Go wakeup Queenie
>>4607067>>4607156>>4607179>"Uh, yeah, sure, Hotdogs.">"Nice."Leon suddenly pulls out a massive journal, and begins scribbling furiously on it.>"So if hotdogs exist that means the racoons must have won the 4th war...">"And if that happened, the chronos project was the false one, and the omega project was a double bluff which ended up failing for real...">"Which means conclusively..."You back away slowly, and poke Queenie. She immediately wakes up, and tackles you to the ground hugging you extremely hard. After a few minutes, she finally lets go and gives you a kiss on the nose. It doesn't look like Hector is back yet.Wat do?>Just get in the car>Try to practice your acid spitting skills on a tree>Wander around camp>Write inShit I forgot to mention Chuck in the earlier posts, he threw up when he saw you tearing apart the deer.
>>4607208>Just get in the car
>>4607208>>Try to practice your acid spitting skills on a treePractice makes perfect, and this doesn't seem like it's gonna wear off after a Tylenol...
>>4607208>Try to practice your acid spitting skills on a tree
>>4607051>and your mutation would have been amplifiedWell damn, should have picked that.>>4607208>Try to practice your acid spitting skills on a tree"Hey queenie is this normal?"
>>4607214>>4607215>>4607295>>4607476>>4607480You decide to hock some toxic loogies at the nearest tree for some practice. It's not really going all that well, you make spit about at the same rate you did before so you don't got a lot of ammo, and whenever you try to use your throat-snot to shoot your spit farther, you end up just dripping it down your chin. You want to blame your mutations for sucking, but really you just suck at spitting. You attempt to converse with Queenie after you get tired, rubbing her behind her non existent ears, so like, the back of the head.>"Hey Queenie, is this normal? I mean, it's really cool and stuff, but I having little girls trying to kill me probably isn't a good thing.">"Me... chxxxxx *RAWK* blen.. wait, zxxx hurt? *chitter* kill."holy shit. You think you actually understood her a bit. Before this, you knew a bit of her language, but most of it was mostly stuff like "Food" "Danger" "Hug"Wat do?>Attempt to converse farther (Write what you say) >Write in
>>4608342>Attempt to converse>Tell Queenie you understand her, in some way.I hope we can further understand Queenie without more mutation, having a xenomorph waifu would be moot if we were a xenomorph as well.
>>4608342>Attempt to converse farther: "They friends. Confused! Lots of changes."
>>4608364>>4608377Alright, here we go, let's try to talk uh, whatever Queenie's language is called!>"Chxx Chitter Chirp"Wait, so you can understand what Queenie says, but not yourself? What the hell is this bullshit?>"Chak-chak no kill Hzzzz chit-chit?">"bzzzz Queenie happy see ghzs ritu-zzz work jiks final"You really hope you can learn this much faster, since it's really hard to be romantic when half of someone's words sound like static. I mean, if they went full static, it would at least be consistent. You spend a bit of time trying to learn more of her language, and you've gotten a bit more competent at it. You even give her a compliment, and she blushes furiously before tackling you and kissing all over your face.>"ZZZZZZ! Love you!"Wat do?>Ask her to help with Acid spitting>Go look for the new guys>Write inQM notes: Don't worry, you won't become 100% Xenomorph. Also, I'm going to stop putting in the chirping and the chittering and just put ... instead from now on, because I'm worried it's getting annoying.
>>4608574>Ask her to help with Acid spittingalso,>"ZZZZZZ! Love you!"that's cute as fuck
>>4608574>Ask her to help with Acid spitting
>>4608574>>Ask her to help with Acid spitting
>>4608711>>4608760>>4608874>>4608880I lied about changing all the cittering to ...s.Alright, time to try to speak more Queenie. You should come up with a actual name for her... species? You don't even really know if there's more than one of her running around.>"Chitter acid riiiiiiii help me?"She tilts her head to one side, and appears to give it some thought.>"Hisss, not *pop* best or meant reeeee">"Chaaak help-try Nonnie anyway chit-chit-chit!"She then extends her tongue, though its- HOLY SHIT THAT'S NOT A TONGUE, IT'S A SECOND MOUTH.>"Chiiiik Scoop fixgt hack"It sorta... gurgles a bit, and Queenie makes you watch as she kinda scoops up some acid, and uses it to cleanly spit a glob of acid. It kinda only technically hits the tree though, it's not a grazing hit, but it feels weak, like it barely reached the target.>"Sorry, fxxxt *growl* ghn not-good"Wat do?>"Uh, I don't have a second mouth">"Wait, how did you kiss me if yo-Our spit is acid?">Write in
>>4608895>>"Uh, I don't have a second mouth"She's got not a normal tongue and a second mouth, we know because she's already shown it.
>>4608895>"Uh, I don't have a second mouth">write in>"we are so going to explore what we can do with that second mouth later." *wink wink*
>>4609484YOU ARE UNPURE, queenie is made for vanilla only
>>4609507a Blowjob is vanilla dumbass
>>4609518The way you're talking about it, no.
>>4608923>>4609484>>4609507>>4609518>>4609523Well, that might work for Queenie, but you lack such exotic features. How does it even work with the digestive system anyway? Well, time to >Flirt first.>"freee-ax figggrrr rawk rawk rawk." *wink wink*>"RRRRRR use to rip fiznar parasites fgh prey zzic seeing orbzz!">"Also good for fgixnf!"Well, that was vaguely disturbing.>"Uh, chxxx reee zik?">"Zzt? Oh! Spit-green vikg!">"Chit-chit fgixcit spit! Gargle spit!"You feel like this is stepping into advanced Queenie-ese territory.Wat do?>Follow instructions? (Write in what you do)>Take a break and just focus on learning Queenie's language for now>Write in
>Take a break and just focus on learning Queenie's language for nowMight be saying that we should try it like we're trying to get rid of phlegm, but it's too unclear.
>>4609570>>Take a break and just focus on learning Queenie's language for now
>>4610169>>4610258>>4610259You decide it's not really worth the hassle of maybe accidentally melting your skin, and just try to talk with Queenie for a bit. She doesn't make the best teacher, and neither do you, but normally when people try to teach each other something like french, they at least both know what a dog is. Meanwhile, you find out Queenie thinks "Deer" meant any animal that lived in a forest. >"No, fxzzk, that's a bear">"Txyb, okay, all tree-zzzz bears, not chit-chit."It isn't so much as she's dumb, its more like she has no actual understanding of how things work beyond where to bite them to kill them, and which ones need to be smashed instead of bitten. It's still quite productive, and you feel like you've gained more understanding of the language. Queenie eventually get tired, and snuggles up and falls asleep. Soon Hector returns.>"According to Nathan, the guy ran off after he sold a shitload of stuff to you.">"I'm not going to go ham on your ass and deny you food if you accidentally got scammed, but please tell me you bought something semi-useful besides the goop."Wat do?>"Wait, who's Nathan?">"I got a spear, and some rings. Also I think he's magic or something.">"I got another can of goop.">Write in.Wat do?
>>4610711>I've got a lot of useful things but I am not sure that the goop is the one who changed me.
>>4610711>>4610715+1Also talk about the snake spear and the wicked stuff it can do, get our partner in crime (thats not a xenomorph) to back our word.
>>4610715>>4610822>>4611176>>4611178>>4611476>>4611576>"Well, I've got a bunch of useful things zzz haxxkmmm"Wait, you didn't mean to say that>"Chit-chit frzzzk! Reeee!"Third time's the charm! >"HISSSSSSSSSSSST"Well shit. Hector just looks at you and blinks.>"Are you going into heat or something?"After a few minutes, your speech kinda reverts back to human, and you manage to tell Hector a bit about the spear>"Hsssst! Spear, make sn-snakes, chit-chit-chit">"Tyler saw thixk mreeep!"Hector raises a finger, then stops.>"I was going to say that's impossible, but then again, I saw the dogs make a gun that shot smaller attack dogs....">"And you are currently some sort of mutant thing, so I guess it's sorta believable, along with all the other stories I've heard.">"Just don't count on anyone wanting to touch it in fear of ending up like you. No offense, I'm sure having... Acid spit is cool, but people might not take it so well.">"It's still a really fucking high rift index if that things real though."Wat do?>"Rift index?">"You're taking this surprisingly well, if it was anyone else, they probably would have tried to shoot me by now.">Go and show loot to him.>Write in
>>4611739Tilt head to side.>Question>"Rift index?"
>>4611832>>4612208>>4612246Realizing it's probably best to start acting a bit like a dog in case your words garble again, you tilt your head like a puppy. One that's being confused, not one that's suffering a brain tumor because of inbreeding. Though those are more or less the same except one has a blanker stare.>"What's a rift index?"Well now you just look stupid.Hector scratches his chin in thought before responding.>"It's this formula some egghead at base came up with to gauge the weird shit we come across.">"I actually don't understand it beyond "hey, you're pretty much guaranteed to see something that makes you think you're on drugs at least once." ">"The thing is, apparently there's a threshold of some sort that we're supposed to avoid somehow?">"There's not been a lot of research, mostly because everyone important at the base still refuses to believe in anything but "hard cold facts" and anything weird is actually from drugs."He suddenly snaps to attention>"Oh right, shit, I forgot to mention that the new guys are in the same car as you, since between you and Bobble, they flipped a coin.">"Nathan, and uh, Riko or something. Ones a basketball player, he's been taking the whole thing like shit, and apparently according to "Emperor" Riko's a "Massive basitch". I have no idea what that means, and I frankly don't really want to. So you know. Advance warning. ">"Also remember our plan about the clown? We'll talk more about that in a couple of days, after we reach the next outpost."Wat do?>"Wait, zombies are running around, they made something that makes food regenerate, something that literally rearranged the entire landscape of america, and they don't believe that the zombies can learn how to yell real loud or a dog can talk?">"Can't we just, y'know, kill him in his sleep?">"Any advice on how to handle *gesture to self* this?">Write in
>>4612270>"Wait, zombies are running around, they made something that makes food regenerate, something that literally rearranged the entire landscape of america, and they don't believe that the zombies can learn how to yell real loud or a dog can talk?"
>>4612270>>"Wait, zombies are running around, they made something that makes food regenerate, something that literally rearranged the entire landscape of america, and they don't believe that the zombies can learn how to yell real loud or a dog can talk?"
>>4612270>"Wait, zombies are running around, they made something that makes food regenerate, something that literally rearranged the entire landscape of america, and they don't believe that the zombies can learn how to yell real loud or a dog can talk?">"Any advice on how to handle *gesture to self* this?">"Understanding Queenie better is cool and all, but now i have issues speaking both our and her language.">"Maybe the second bottle is an antidote or someshit?"Lads, i'd like to either drink the second bottle and go full mutant, or try to go back to human. Half measures suck and are not our style. But most of all i just want to know more about the pros and cons of each.
>>4612507I disagree. Being mostly human but part xenomorph gives us a good path. All we need to do is master our new body, so we may speak both alien and human languages.
>>4612507>go full mutantYes>try to go back to humanNo>>4612591>Being mostly human but part xenomorphMaybe
>>4612325>>4612380>>4612507Unintelligible human speech is signified with ... from now on.>"Hzzk! They made-created that urby ghixm and zzmmvxx are runnign around, but they stixxx don't- afhdjkzzzzz"You descend into uncontrollable growling for a few seconds, but Hector seems to get your point>"They all have sticks up their ... , and apparently Urby is "scientific" somehow. ">"Apparently the food has something to do .... cat ... .... box, but that's like a meta-for ....?">"They keep insisting that urby is ... some sort of mass .... , hypnosis or something that causes people to travel .... ...."He sighs deeply, then drops to a whisper. >"They've even ignored ... reports of "hallucinations". In fact, Y'know ... dog village?"You slowly nod, not wanting to piss him off, lest you get your head ripped off by a dog-lusted ginger.>"I'm actually the first to find one .... their ..., but other ... apparently just met them walking around and .... shit!" >"... stupidest thing ever, right ... the fact we have no ... on the cult because SOMEONE instituted a policy on "not wasting time .... madmen" utter ... ."After listening to that rant, you briefly wonder what the fuck is going on if that level of incompetence is rampant, or if Hector's just being crazy. Then again, you know for a fact Queenie's real, and you currently are possibly transforming into one of her species.>"Understanding Queenie iz good zzk, but bad-trouble speaking and hear-listening both zzzk kreee rAT">"I don't really ... any good advice for .... , but you should ... ... ... ... ... random screeching into just the weird growls, not very.... comforting.">"Anyways, we're leaving soon, and I gotta go and ....">"See Ya!"Well this makes no sense, just earlier you were hearing AMERICAN just fine, but for some reason, it was scratchy as shit just now.Wat do?>Go to car to prepare, pray that this didn't fuck over your driving skills>Try talking to yourself to test the results (Write in what you do specifically)>Write in
>>4613248>Go to the car to prepare, pray that this didn't fuck over your driving skillsmaybe the feral thing IS making us less civilized and language is one of the building blocks of civilization.
>>4613248>Try talking to yourself to test the results (Write in what you do specifically)>Mary had a little lamb. Had a juicy lamb...
>>4613500>>4613535Updates might be especially slow this week, final-ish exam coming up for my bio. Worst part is that anyone with half a brain can tell we didn't cover nearly enough material cause of virus scheduling, so we're going to be fucked next year since we won't know the basics.You head over to your car, trying to recite that old as balls nursery rhyme in both Queenie and English, with very confusing results. Whenever you think you come up with a pattern, like forgetting a word in english means learning it in "Queenie",>"Mary zxc ch .... lamb">">.... had a.... little..."You are quickly proven wrong>"Fleece as hisssss chirp chitter">"Fleece as ... ... ..."There are even times where you manage to sing chunks of the song, and understand it both languages, but suddenly lose the ability not five seconds later. As you reach the car, you realize you've sung quite a bit louder than initially anticipated, and Chuck, and the a newcomer are staring at you. That, or it's Queenie, or your mutations, or the fact you're still slightly covered in blood from the deer guts, or they saw you eating the deer guts. Chuck gives a nervous wave as you approach. A black guy with a really shitty haircut (It's either a failed afro or a failed Goku haircut) just kinda stares at you, he's wearing this knockoff basketball vest-thing, you can't tell which team it's supposed to be, but it's red, white, and blue, complete with a ironed on star, so you've narrowed it down to a team from the usa, russia, or north korea. There's also a blonde with this cheap plastic-looking tan sprayed on, and she looks a couple years younger than tyler. She's pretending to ignore you, tapping on her phon- wait, there's sound coming from it, how the hell does she have charge?Wat do?>Just get in the car>Attempt to Shake hands>"Hi?">Write in.
>>4614188>Just get in the car
>>4614596>>4614999>>4615050You decide not to possibly make things any worse by maybe hissing at them and causing murder, so you get into the car, and the rest talk amongst themselves while you desperately try to adjust your seat so it doesn't fuck up your tail. Queenie clambers on top, and begins sunning herself while the rest of the gang begin whispering amongst themselves. You can hear bits of their chatter, relatively clear, as they argue about who has to ride shotgun.>"Shit man! I'm not sitting next to that!" >"L-look, he's not that bad, an-">"Then why the hell aren't you clambering next to him asshole!">"O-k, how about we all just try to fit in the ba-">" Uhm No? I'm not going to let your scrawny ass sit next to me, or be closer to this moronic shithead for any longer."The "moronic shithead" (Nathan) begins loudly arguing with Riko. Queenie apparently is taking their judgement of you very poorly, judging from the low growl she's emitting from the top of the car>"Uh, guys? I think you're making... Uh, (shitshitshitwhatshernamefuck) Quee-nie? Mad."Wat do?>Just let them fight it out>"Stop arguing and get in the car!">*HISSS* at them>"Alright, (Name), you're in front, the rest of you get in the back.">Write inAlright, I'm going to be completely honest here, I fully and totally regret doing the whole "Can't hear humans properly" shtick. Would you be fine if I gave it a retcon in exchange for a greater chance for your "base instincts" to influence your actions instead? You'd still keep the alien-speak, and the talking with Queenie.>Y>N
>>4617226>*HISSS* at them>"Alright, Chuck, you're in front, the rest of you get in the back.">Next one to bitch gets in the trunk>Y
>>4617226>"Just get in the car, we're wasting time.">Y