"Hello there! I'm Doctor Anon. You're just in time to pick up your very own pepe. In fact, you're early, so you get to choose first. As we all know, pepes are genetically modified frogs - forced to mutate due to overexposure to chemicals in the waters they live and breed in. If you want to get anywhere worthwhile, you're going to want a pepe by your side."Doctor Anon pauses, gesturing to a small table with three metallic prisms, each one set before a label. "There they are. Which one will you make to be your lifelong friend?">HANDY PEPE (Rock): This froggy friend loves tinkering with things. Although he lacks a lot of experience, he often tries to fix household appliances. >CRAFTY PEPE (Paper): A pepe with a strong desire to create. It loves to fashion things out of construction paper and glue.>STABBY PEPE (Scissors): A fidgety amphibian that is drawn to sharp objects. It is known for its tendency to stab whatever gets close to it.
Handy Pepe. He sounds like a cute little guy, lots of potential to help out around the house.
>>4539775>CRAFTY PEPELet's create shit
>>4539775>>4539787>>4539792Hmm.... Can we "fusion ha" the two?
>>4539792>>4539795Looks like Crafty Pepe is the winner. No worries, you can always push him towards more handy things. This is just his starting occupation. He'll eventually mutate depending on his experiences and environment._ _ _You lift up the prism containing the Crafty Pepe, releasing your new friend. He leaps out of the container, fully materializing on the checkered linoleum floor of the Pepelab. Around his waist is a leather belt, with a small pouch and a stick of glue fashioned snugly to it. In his hand is a cheap-looking brush which the creature waves about. He waddles about the lab, before leaping onto your back with a grin."I can see that you like to express yourself through what you create. Artsy types usually go for this one." Doctor Anon nods. "He might look meek, but this pepe is very resourceful. Would you like to give it a nickname?">"No, I'll keep calling him Crafty.">"I think I'll name him Van Goh.">"Why not? How about Michelangelo?">"Claude sounds like a good name.">(Write in)
>"Hmmm.. Let's call him Draw Pepe.
>>4539806>"Why not? How about Michelangelo?"
>>4539812did you mean MiKEKlangelo
>>4539806How about... Van Frogh?
>>4539806>"Yeah, I'll call him MiKEKangelo."
>>4539824that is also great
>>4539824>>4539834>>4539897Van Frogh it is.>>4539855Dubs of destiny._ _ _Doctor Anon nods. "That's a fitting name.Let's hope that your pepe here doesn't end the same way old Vincent did." He chuckles, and Van Frogh looks to you with a concerned expression.The doctor moves over to a file cabinet speckled with rust, producing a handheld electronic device and five silvery prisms. "I'm giving you some spare pepeprisms in case you encounter any pepes during your travels. Once caught, this DNA sequencer will process the genetic code of the captured creature. This will give you some insight regarding their abilities. Due to all of the variation between pepes, I'm going to need a lot of help cataloging th--"The southern wall of lab is blasted through. You instinctively take cover behind one of the large machines in the room. The bright light from outside is obscuring your vision, but you can make out a human figure and a pepe standing before him. Doctor Anon seems to recognize the intruder."No! Please, I need a little more time! I'm so close! With a bit more data, I can have it ready my this month." Doctor Anon thumbs a pepe prism from the pocket of his jacket, turning so that the intruder doesn't see.The man scoffs. "You've had more than enough time. If you didn't rely on children to do your dirty work, you could have had it done in half the time it's taken you. I'm going to make you pay for making me wait." The intruder looks to his pepe, then points at the doctor. "Blinky, you know what to do."The pepe steps further into the lab, allowing you to get a better look. This frog is purple, sporting a fleshy antennae at the top of its head. The antenna glows, and Doctor Anon is slowly lifted into the air.>Reveal yourself and attack the intruder.>Run and go find help.>Wait and see what happens.>(Write in)
>>4539962>Reveal yourself and attack the intruder.
>>4539969If I don't get another response in ten minutes or so we're going with this. Also, the attribute system is based off this game, RPS 25. Battle will be run with a tweaked version of the Mini Six system (d6 dice pool mechanics).
>>4539982Seems like a lot of effort for a meme quest
>>4539986Not all meme quests are equal, fren
>>4539982rock its ultimate
You step out into the light after mustering up some courage. You've only seen pepe battles, never having taken an active part of one. You mirror the moves you've watched so closely on television. The professional trainers moved with confidence on the screen, their voices never faltered - even when they knew they were going to lose."Van Frogh, let's do this!" Your new companion leaps off of your shoulders without hesitation; a joyful energy bubbles around the frog.The intruder scoffs. "You have a kid here?" The man's pepe drops Doctor Anon from its telekinetic grasp, now focusing on the creature waggling a paintbrush in front of it. "I'll give you credit boy, that was a bold move.">Rush over and make sure the doctor is okay.>Test your strength against the enemy.>Ask the man why he's messing with the doc.>(Write in)
>>4540070>Ask the man why he's messing with the doc.
>>4540072>>4540111>>4540123The intruder steps out into the light. He wears a black suit and a healthy-looking mustache adorns his face. "I suppose I could tell you. I aim to bring about the ultimate lifeform - the ultimate pepe. Only by combining the DNA of the strongest frogs in existence can the great pepe come into existence."The doc eyes you for a moment, still lying on the dust-covered laboratory floor, slowly reaching to grab and activate his pepeprism. You look at the mustachioed man. "What does this have to do with Doctor Anon?"He laughs shortly. "Doctor Anon here is leading the world in pepe synthesis technology. Pepes are a booming insdustry. They're happy workers, loving pets, and thanks to pepe battles becoming more legitimate, excellent entertainment. But that's besides the point. If I have the strongest frog, I'll become the strongest man. It's that simple There's been a lot of failures. Far too many failures. But I will get what I want soon enough."You narrow your eyes. "You want power."He frowns. "No, I want it all. I want EVERYTHING. Once the ultimate pepe is within my grasp, I will have the means to obtain whatever I want." The man flicks his mustache. "How about you join me? Leave this pitiful old man, and join forces with the person destined to rule the world?">"I'll never join you.">"What's in it for me?">"Sounds good to me.">(write in)
>>4540166>"What's in it for me?"
>>4540166>>"What's in it for me?"
>>4540166>>"I'll never join you."Do you people really think he has ANY reason to ally an low-level like us? We haven't even pepe battled even once. He's just trying to avoid the time waste, but he's going to betray us the first moment he can.Do not be foolish.
>>4540166>"I'll never join you."
>>4540166>"I'd join you but my mom would probably ground me."
>>4540700Support, also check
>>4540166>Esoteric god-pepesKino.>"What's in it for me?"We do a pro gamer move and wait until he drops his guard, then we have Van Frogh glue Blinky's antennae to the ground so that the doctor can get his Pepe out. We can punch mustacheman in the nuts too.
>>4540209>>4540700>>4541045And, we're back! Great responses. I thought I was going to have to roll for a tiebreaker. Thanks for the love, anons._ _ _"I'd join you but my mom would probably ground me."The man snorts, which builds into a chuckle, then a full belly laugh. His otherwise stoic-looking pepe allows a giggle to escape, mirroring his master. "Just for that excellent remark I'll let you live a while longer."As these words escape his mouth, you command Van Frogh to attack! "Stick the enemy's antennae to the ground!" Without much delay, Van Frogh unsheathes his glue stick, speedily applying a generous film of adhesive to the purple pepe opponent. Caught off-guard, the enemy frog grabs his feeler instinctively, leaving his legs unguarded. With a happy squee and a kick to the back of the knee, the alien looking creature is now stuck face-first to the ground.Doctor Anon springs to his feet, unleashing the pepe inside of his pepeprism. "Ricky, show these boys how it's done!" Standing on the rubble-ridden linoleum is a hulking tan frog wearing a patterned red bandanna and what looks like red, white, and blue men's briefs underwear. The muscled pepe moves gracefully, brimming with masculine energy. A charming smile spreads across his face before unleashing a barrage of punches against the downed pepe. The doctor steps forward, shaking his head. "It's not happening, Baron. Not by my hand, at least."The mustachioed man trembles, recalling his frog back into it's prism. "You're a fool to try and slow the advancement of science! The ultimate pepe will be a reality, Doctor!" With that, he runs off.>After him!>See if the Doc is alright.>(Write in)
>>4541074>See if the doc is alright
>>4541074>See if the Doc is alright.
>>4541074>>See if the doc is alright
>>4541083>>4541089>>4541104Locked and loaded. Preparing response!
>See if the doc is alright
"Doc! Are you okay?" You move to Doctor Anon's side.The doctor drops to his knees, breathing heavily. "It's been quite a while since I've been roughed up like that. I'm older than I look, you know." Doctor Anon forces a smile. The muscled pepe lifts up his master gently, laying him down on a spare bed in the corner of the lab. You follow."You don't look too good." You frown.He inhales, allowing his body to relax. "I'm just startled, is all. I'll be fine in a few days. What's more pressing is the start of your journey. I'm sure after all that you'll at least want to be strong enough to stand up the Baron." He fishes a sleek-looking screened device with some prods at the head. "This is a DNA sequencer, optimized for pepes. It can analyze the genetic makeup of frogs - providing valuable information on their current status, abilities, and health. I'm trusting you with this. There's so many pepes in this world, constantly metamorphosing and mutating. As a scientist, I want to create an in-depth concordance of all existing frogs - a PepeDex, if I were to call it something flashy."You raise your brow, staring at the device before you. "What do you want me to do?" Van Frogh cuddles your leg absentmindedly, paying no attention to the tension in the room.The doctor smiles softly. "Right now you need to get stronger as a pepe master. But, eventually, I'd like you to join me on my quest to document and discover new froggy forms.">"I'm gonna be the greatest pepe trainer ever.">"I'm gonna catch 'em all.">"I'm going to put an end to the Baron's schemes.">(Write in)
>>4541158>"I'm gonna be the greatest pepe trainer ever."
>>4541164If there are no other responses soon, we're going with this. :P
>I'm gonna catch `em all
>>4541158>I'm gonna be the greatest pepe trainer ever.Like hell I'm taking the completionist route. Let's just git gud.
>>4541158>>"I'm gonna be the greatest pepe trainer ever."
Pumped to collect low level Pepe's and have an army of clown frogs
>>4541719Clown Pepe is probably a force on par with ricky atleast. Not a low level mook by any means. It is the form of a Pepe that has seen the absurdity of it all and accepted that reality is a circus, after all.
>>4542244Don't spoil the god-pepes anon
>>4541164>>4541206>>4541248>>4541283>>4541706>>4542149>>4542262>>4543039>>4541240Then git gud you will. The mechanics will be introduced soon. Sorry for the wait, I've been a occupied.>>4541719>>4542145Yeah, I'm thinking clown pepe is high-mid tier. _ _ _You can see it now, your team of frogs standing at the peak of the world as the greatest pepe master ever! Your heart pounds at the thought. You initially felt a bit uneasy coming to the pepelab, but after all that's happened in the span of half an hour - you're excited!The doctor speaks, "Press the button on the side of the pepedex, and enter your name. It's yours now. After that, prod your pepe with it to register its data!"This is where your great journey begins! What is your name?>(Write in)
>>4543304Dick Kickem, national champion of asskicking and bigdicking
>>4543304Emcee, the MC.
>>4543411Ricky "Dick" Kickem
>>4543636Ricky Dicky Kicky will be the best trainer, you'll see!
>>4543411>>4543636Gotta respect the dubs of destiny._ _ _Your name is Richard "Dick" Kickem, and you want to be the very best. You're a healthy young boy who's strong and fast for his age, and just as handsome (according to Mom). You're well aware that you lack experience and skill - for the time being. However, you're ready to start climbing to the top!_ _ _Trainer Stats: (negligible unless there's no way to solve a problem with your pepe(s))RickyHP: 28/28Might: 2D (Brawling 1D)Agility: 2DWits: 1D+2Charm: 3D+1 (Persuade 2D)_ _ _You do as the doctor says, pressing the button on the side of your spankin' new pepedex and entering your name. Looking down at Van Frogh, you're surprised to see him building what looks to be a snowman out of rubble from the blasted wall, glue and saliva. You gently grab his mucous-covered arm and jab it with the metal prods. He squeaks shortly, moreso caught off guard than in pain. The screen lights up, displaying a set of information._ _ _Van FroghAttribute: [Paper]Species: Crafty pepeHP: 25/25Attack: 1D (3)Defense: 1D (3)Sp Atk: 2D (6)Sp Def: 2D (6)Speed: 3D+3 (9)Current moves:Glue Swipe - +3 Atk, has a high chance of slowing the enemy. Has a moderate chance of paralyzing the enemy.Bubble Brush - +9 Sp Atk, a concentrated bubble of creative energy that hones in on the target._ _ _The doctor smiles softly. "Why don't you head out to the ruins to go train your frog? Or if you'd be so kind, could you go talk to Frank down near the caves and tell him that my wall needs fixing again? I'll pay him the premium this time around.">Run off to the ruins. There are bound to be frogs wandering about.>Go run Doc's errand. Maybe you'll encounter some fitting opponents.>Forget all that, go show Mom your new Pepe before anything else.
>>4544536>Errand time. Head for the caves
>>4544536>Go run Doc's errand. Maybe you'll encounter some fitting opponents
>>4544536>Forget all that, go show Mom your new Pepe before anything else.
>TFW you don't live in the world of Pepemon.
>>4544536>Go run Doc's errand. Maybe you'll encounter some fitting opponents.
>>4544536>>Forget all that, go show Mom your new Pepe before anything else.
>>4544601>>4544625>>4544684>>4544773Four for the errand.>>4544635>>4544703>>4544722>>4544725Four for Mom. We'll head over to Mom and then over to the caves. Post will be made in a few hours.
>>4544810>Post will be made in a few hours.Hmmmmm
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