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Welcome to なんだよ異世界ゼロ!This quest will be 100% random, poorly written and generally feature everything that players hate from a QM. It will take the premise of ShortTrip's classical "WTF Quest" and run it into a new direction.Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=wtfqThread song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcNIJldE7U8Art: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/58504409
>>4383696Anchor post: I'll quote this post with the updates.THREAD INFO1) I will update at least once per day. I post anywhere from 1000 UTC to 2200 UTC.2) I require at least 4 votes to post an update.POSTING RULES1) You must namefag.2) (ShortTrip's rule:) After the first vote of the thread, only "write-in" votes will accepted by voters with 1 post.
>>4383697First TurnEverything began in your real-life. You are part of the noble caste of humanity; a shut-in NEET. You were reading the 4chan's /qst/ board when a new thread in the catalog caught your attention. The OP claimed that he was posting from another world and that his thread was a magical experiment. The description said that if you click the thread, you'd be transported to his magical realm. Strange, but it sounded like a good LARP concept. That was enough to make you click.A few seconds later, everything around you disappeared and you found yourself sitting on a tree stump, in the middle of a clearing in a very strange forest. The colors are much too bright, and on the side of a small pond, there are mushrooms that look like small ghosts. Nandayo! You look around, confused. You rub your eyes and pinch yourself, trying to see if you are asleep. Your vision is blurry, but you seem to be well awake. A person is sitting in front of you, in the grass, and you can't quite see who it is.>Vote for your name, gender, and anything else you want
>>4383698> Gender: Male> Name Bart Fields
>>4383751You must namefag to vote.
>>4383755My trip didn’t work
>>4383758Now it does. Yippee.
>>4383696this is a bad quest idea
>>4383698>Male>Mama. Joseph Mama.
>>4383874>>4383878The character sheet begins forming...
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>4383888Skills>Intimidation / A. Average>Stealth / A. Average>Occultism / Average>Politics / B. Average>Boxing / High>Explosives / Average>Military Science / B. Average>Survival / Exceptional>Shotgun / Average>Technology / Average Stats>Strength / High>Dexterity / A Average>Agility / A Average>Reflex / A Average>Toughness / Average>Fitness / A Average>Perception / Average>IQ / High>Intuition / Average> Willpower / High> Wisdom / Exceptional> Charisma / Low> Beauty / LowThoughts>All4chan home boards/qst/ /k/ /pol/ /x/ /g/Appearance>White American>Blue Eyes>Brown Hair>6'1>210 poundsStuff>Lighter>Mini Flashlight (hand crank)>Notebook with Pen>Pocket Knife>Swiss Army Knife Backstory>You were a prepper thinking the world was going to end in 2020 and looking forward to it. Also a very enlightened NEET. Age: 20. Catholic. Right Wing.Strengths>Enlightened Soul: Harder time controlling Mr. Mama through stuff like Mind Control>Wisdom of Rage: All fighting attacks have +1 RS when angry>All Bears are Friends: Bears love you and +1 for Bear stuff.Weakness:>Virus Panic: Weak to Viruses>Water is Scary: Fuck Water! -1 RS
>>4383696>It will take the premise of ShortTrip's classical "WTF Quest" and run it into a new direction.2 months since we last saw him... I miss ShortTrip>>4383698>Gender : Femoid>Name : Sheherazade
>>4383697Second TurnArt: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82363117Your vision gets clearer. An attractive, grey-haired woman is sitting in front of you. She seems very stern and adjusts her glasses. You notice that she's wearing a miniskirt and high heels, which must not be very comfortable to walk in a forest."This is kind of awkward," she says. Her voice is soft and musical.You are a Catholic, so you first thought is to wonder if that woman is a witch. You're still not sure if you're inside of a dream, but that woman is holding a strange staff, and the environment reeks strongly of witchcraft. She's very attractive though, so you wonder if you should push this thught away for now.You think back about all the time you spent prepping for the world end. And now, you've very far from home. So all that prepping went for nothing...Now, to deal with that woman:>Defecator: Talk to her as if nothing happened, while defecating>Inquisition: Press her with questions about her nature and the end of times>Boxer: Get angry, attack her with a combo of punches>Run Away!: If she's a witch, she might be dangerous...>Write-In
>>4384010Character SheetYou can keep voting for the character's sheet until the next round >>4383989.Here are the ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptionalFor stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person.For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.Mythic RPGWhenever you want, you can ask me any question about the environment etc., and I will answer it using the random charts of Mythic RPG.>For each Yes/No question: roll 1d100>For each open question: roll 2d100
>>4384010>>Inquisition: Press her with questions about her nature and the end of times
>>4384005Let's say this thread is our way of summoning ShortTrip back to /qst/.
Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d100)>>4384010>Inquisition: Press her with questions about her nature and the end of times>>4384011How will the multiplayer work ?>>4384015I wish
>>4384038>How will the multiplayer work ?What do you mean by multiplayer?
>>4384050so it's just one character ?
>>4384074Yes, it's just one character shared by everyone.
bump, 4 votes required
>>4384010>Boxer: Get angry, attack her with a combo of punchesI regret nothing. God is my copilot.
Rolled 87, 19, 41, 54, 9, 43, 56, 32, 26, 82, 91, 40, 38, 97, 96, 58, 23, 85, 12, 55 = 1044 (20d100)Rolling
>>4383697Third TurnThe skills were too high for a NEET: a NEET can't have Above Average professional skills. I have lowered them by 3 RS (rank shifts). Because of this, the skills Military Science and Politics were too low and were removed.Those questions are rolled on the Mythic RPG charts>>4384038Q: What does the woman say?Rolls: 13, 15A: Decrease of The innocentShe's not innocent = she's an evil witch>>4385102Q: Does Arisu ask Joseph any question?Odds: 50/50Roll: 87A: NoQ: What does she know about the end of times?Rolls: 19, 41A: Waste of AdviceShe doesn't have a good advice to give"Who are you and why are you talking to me?" you ask, as a NEET who's not used to speaking to other people.The woman doesn't seem to mind."I'm Arisu Nethersteel, but my friends call me Ari. Erm..." She pauses. "We are not friends yet; I'm not friend with just anyone, even cute boys who appear before me. You can call me Ms. Nethersteel."Wait... Did she call you a cute boy? You've never been considered cute by any standard. You think she might be trying to manipulate you, so you decide to press her with more questions."Ms. Nethersteel, are you a witch?" you ask."Erm... I guess you can say so, yes. I'm half angel, half demon, so this bloodline comes with various powers. My eyes are orange, like an angel's... Or is that like a demon's... I don't remember. And I can command the spirits of the elements."A witch... As you suspected. But you are so clever, so it's normal that you understand situations quickly. You're not sure how you want to deal with this knowledge. First, you want to know what she knows about your favorite subjects."What do you know about the end of the world?!""I'm glad you've asked me this question." She smiles."And?"She thinks hard for a moment. Her glasses make her look smart, so her thoughts are probably very evolved and difficult to express with words."I don't know! I have never pondered about this topic. I think that angels and demons are going to fight a terrible war. This is going to be bad news for people like me who are a bit in both sides. But I guess, there are not so many of us out there."It sounds like she knows absolutely nothing about this subject. You sigh. You have to decide how to deal with her, now. She doesn't seem very dangerous, but you don't know how quick she is to lose her temper. You are confident in your own fight skills, because God is your copilot, but you are not sure if you can win against a magic user...Now, to deal with the witch:>Boxer: Get angry, call the name of god, and attack her with a combo of punches>Simp: Ask her if can join her party and if you can be friends>Intimidate: Use your Intimidate skill to rob her of all her items>Run Away!: Better safe than sorry>Write-In
Rolled 89, 72, 94, 63, 29, 93, 18, 5, 83, 26, 95, 1, 5, 9, 56, 55, 63, 80, 33, 56 = 1025 (20d100)>>4385124>Memory: A. Average>Outfit is pic related with analog watch and cross necklace >Write-In>Ask why are you here, if you died and tell her because she's a demon her other side is that of a fallen angel, so full demon really. >Intimidate: Use your Intimidate skill to rob her of all her items
Rolled 91, 66 = 157 (2d100)>>4385124>>Simp: Ask her if can join her party and if you can be friendslet's get a party goingQuestion! Joseph Mama is described as "right wing", but that's only so descriptive. Is he more auth-right or lib-right?
>>4385220>Is he more auth-right or lib-right?You can choose Joseph's background. What do you like best?
>>4385223I vote lib-right, because roleplaying a fascist can be fun, but playing a libertarian who wants the goberment out of his business is more fun
>>4385231i say fascist because i assume whatever corner of the political compass we pick, we're gonna end up being the comical exaggeration of said cornerso either fascist or ancap at this point
>>4385193this question, but instead of intimidate>Alpha : Tell her she can join you, but musn't get in our way in decisions
>>4385223going with lib-right/ancap
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>4385220>>4385389We have a tie between Simp and Alpha to form a party.1: Simp2: Alpha
>>4385438Let's make a Charisma check to determine your social status in the party. The DC is 25. You must roll equal or lower to succeed.Rolling Rules>Roll 2d100>Everyone can roll>The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins)>The second die is your check>If 2 anons succeed the roll, you will gain a small bonus>If 4 anons succeed the roll, you will gain a bigger bonus>etc.
>>4385443Rolled 163 (2d100)
Rolled 68, 53 = 121 (2d100)>>4385443>Not even God can stop simpping.Roollll
>>4385459Typedice+2d100in the Options field
Rolled 9, 60 = 69 (2d100)>>4385443roll under is a bitch
Rolled 94, 62 = 156 (2d100)>>4385443time to be a chad
>>4383697Fourth Turn>>4385481 (lowest first roll)Q: Can you gain respect? (as a simp)Charisma: LowDC: AverageRoll: 60A: No>>4385193Q: Why is Arisu here?Rolls: 89, 72A: Attract of Adversitiesher looks attract adversitiesRolls: 94, 63A: Dispute of Powera rival>>4385220>>4385389>Simp: Ask her if can join her party and if you can be friends"Anyway, why are you here?" you ask."As you probably have noticed by now, I'm extremely attractive, and this causes me trouble, sometimes. I'm here because of a rival who has been jealous of my good looks for long... She waited for me to be asleep to cast a curse on me that sent me here.""So you don't think we've died?""What?! Why are you asking me that."She looks around, confused."This doesn't look like either Heaven or Hell. There's no way we've died!"Well, she might be right. You think it might be beneficial to form a party until you understand your surroundings better. But first, you feel the need to make a snappy remark, to remind her that she's not the special snowflake that she thinks she is."Speaking of Hell... I don't think you're half-angel, half-demon. In my opinion, you're a full demon, because your other side is a fallen angel, which is the same as a demon.""WHAT?! How rude!!!"She stands up."You have hurt my feelings by saying that, I'm just going to leave you alone. Goodbye!"Oh no! Why did you say that? Thinking about being left alone in this strange environment, you feel fear."Wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."She turns around."I'll carry your purse and massage your shoulders any time you want!" you blurt out.Why the fuck is everything that you say completely stupid? You should have practice your social skills more. She seems very happy, though. She gives you her staff and her purse.>Simp: Explore the environment together, under her lead>Suck-up: Compliment her beauty to get her to like you better>Survivor: Use your Survival skill to gather edible food and look for bear tracks>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4385656InventoryThis technique has been invented by ShortTrip. To determine what you have in your inventory, post the current content of your real-life pockets / purse / etc., and roll 1d100. The anon who rolls the lowest wins.
Rolled 7 (1d25)Rolling for my bad QM actions.
>>4385656>>Survivor: Use your Survival skill to gather edible food and look for bear tracks
Rolled 71, 97 = 168 (2d100)>>4385656>Survivor: Use your Survival skill to gather edible food and look for bear tracks>Android>Earbuds>Switch with Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition>Lotion>Hand Sanitizer>Sketchpad>Lead Pencil>Wallet with $14.40 >Switch Portable Charger>Sunglasses
>>4385678Forgot>Mircon Pen>Needed Eracer
>>4385672You must use a name to vote
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4385656>Survivor: Use your Survival skill to gather edible food and look for bear tracks>>4385657>Toilet paper>Iphone 7
Rolled 90, 32, 97, 53, 57, 8, 6, 42, 95, 75, 92, 96, 43, 48, 84, 52, 18, 64, 76, 35 = 1163 (20d100)Rolling for food + tracks
Fifth Turn>>4385678>>4385697>Survivor: Use your Survival skill to gather edible food and look for bear tracksQ: What food do you find?Rolls: 90, 32A: Failure of Plansplan fails = can't find foodQ: What tracks do you find?Rolls: 97, 53A: Transform of HomeRolls: 57, 8A: Create of Enemiesan enemy, that transforms the environmentspider websYou ask Arisu permission to forage for food, which she kindly grants. You still feel conflicted about working with a witch, but the environment is possibly dangerous, so all help is appreciated. You wonder if she likes you, or merely tolerates you. While you complete your tasks, Arisu will take a nap in the shadow of a tree. She's asked that you wake her up if something happens.You look around for food, confident that your experience in prepping will get you something decent. You take a look at the ghostly mushrooms. You've never seen anything like that before, so it would be too dangerous to eat it. You explore a bit further in the woods and find some fluorescent, red berries. Nandayo?! The food in this area is definitely strange. You wonder if it's a sign of radioactivity, and if you've been contaminated. You shiver at this thought. You have always been fearful of any form of contamination, so this is the scariest thing to you.Next task. You search for sign of kuma bear activity. Bears are fluffy and adorable; if you find one, maybe they could help you out, or at least, give you a comforting hug. Well, the odds of this alien forest having any bear is low, so you know that it's only wishful thinking. You walk further to the north and find oversized cobwebs. They are definitely as big as a human being, if not bigger. Now, that's really scary. The spiders that have made such web must be impossibly big. You run back to the clearing and shake Arisu's shoulder to wake her up."Arisu! We have to leave! There are giant spiders in the area! I've found huge spider webs!""Mm... What? Let me sleep a bit more." Her voice sounds sleepy. "An hour should be OK.">Simp: apologize and take a nap too>Suppliant: humbly beg her to wake up>Hero: create a fire, make a torch, and hunt down the spiders>Run Away!>Write-InInventoryYour inventory is determined to be >>4385678:>Android>Earbuds>Switch with Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition>Lotion>Hand Sanitizer>Sketchpad>Lead Pencil>Wallet with $14.40 >Switch Portable Charger>Sunglasses>Mircon Pen>Needed EracerCharacter Sheet updated
>>4386237>Pray to God and Saint Michel to help to on your mission to slay spiders and prove yourself.>See if there's any potions or food in the purse.>Hero: create a fire, make a torch, and hunt down the spiders>Use Stealth to sneak on the spiderbois. I don't know which class we will take. Saint Michel helps everyone.
Rolled 38, 94 = 132 (2d100)>>4386400
>>4386400>>4386414Q: Are there potions in the purse?Odds: 50/50Roll: 38A: NoQ: Is there food?Odds: Unlikely (you went foraging for food)Roll: 94A: Crit NoCrit: everything else is garbageThere are a few potions in her purse. However, they don't have labels, so you don't know what they're made of. Arisu doesn't have food or anything else useful. Her purse contains tissues and other mundane items.
>>4386237>>Write-In>Take This Seriously: Pressure her into leaving by reminding her that we're both in danger>if that doesn't work, >>4386400
>>4385239Far right isn't fascist. The Nazi's had socialist control over businesses hence the name National socialist. A more accurate representation would be China they have an authoritarian government yet a very capitalist economic system.
>>4386606pretty sure fascism is the far AuthRight (not just far-right), but even if you think Nazis were more AuthLeft, you still get that we're gonna end up being on a far corner of the spectrum (in our case, we're sitting comfy in the bottom right corner of the compass now)
>Take This Seriously: Pressure her into leaving by reminding her that we're both in dangerRoll 2d100 to determine if Arisu will listen to you.The DC is 25.Rolling Rules are here >>4385443
Rolled 96, 90, 75, 100, 99, 11, 77, 67, 40, 94, 67, 66, 61, 82, 97, 62, 18, 24, 98, 3 = 1327 (20d100)>>4386657We will show them God's might!
Rolled 86, 96 = 182 (2d100)>>4386657bro those roll unders>>4386606actually they had a corporativist control on the economy, the socialist in the name it's just that, a name
Rolled 84, 93 = 177 (2d100)>>4386657
>>4383697Anchoring Turn 5 >>4386237
>>4383697Sixth Turn>>4386591>>4386597>Take This Seriously: Pressure her into leaving by reminding her that we're both in danger>if that doesn't work, >>4386400>>4386815Q: Can you pressure her into leaving?Charisma: LowDC: AverageRoll: 93A: Critical NoCritical: she's sleeping>>4386400Q: Can you use stealth?A: No, the spider has tremorsense"Hey, Arisu! This is a serious issue. I know you are a full demon, but your powers won't help you if you get eaten by a giant spider in your sleep!"..."Arisu?"Unfortunately, she's already asleep and snoring. You sigh. You pray God and Saint Michael to guide you on your mission. In a nearly imperceptible way, this seems to fill you with some energy. Now, you feel ready to begin your mission.Using kindling that you collected around the clearing, you make a camp fire. Then, using thicker branches and pieces of fabric from your sweater, you make four rudimentary torches. You are holding one torch in each hand, and keeping the other two as spare.During your training as a prepper, you have picked on some stealth skills. After all, someone who doesn't know how to hide from danger has no chance of surviving the 2020 Apocalypse. Making use of this training, you walk silently past the spider webs, hoping to take the spiders by surprise.Despite your perfect technique, you feel watched. Yet, when you look around, there's nothing. You don't like this. Then, you see it. From the trees above, a giant black widow, the size of a person, jumps on you and bites your left arm! The attack is so fast that you have no time to react. Part of the flesh from your biceps is torn away and you scream in pain. This is not how you pictured your heroic hunt to happen. You want to wake up! Now!>Drink all of Arisu's potions>Use your right arm and your torch to fight>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4386974>>Use your right arm and your torch to fightwill of God baybee
Rolled 34, 77 = 111 (2d100)>>4386974>Get angry that the full demon won't help you>Call upon the Will of God>Use your right arm and your torch to fight
>>4386974>Use your right arm and your torch to fightWish for a miracle from the heavens to smite this vile beast
>>4386974>Use your right arm and your torch to fight
Roll 2d100 to determine if you win the battle.The DC is 25.Rolling Rules are here >>4385443>Calling upon the Will of GodQuoting the Bible appropriately in your roll post will give you a bonus of 10
Rolled 20, 46 = 66 (2d100)>>4387789>Deuteronomy 31:6 "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.”We're in deep shit if we fail
Rolled 10, 81 = 91 (2d100)>>4387789>2 Timothy 1:7 "For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control."We ready!
>>4383697Seventh Turn>>4387812Q: Can you defeat the spider?Torch-Fighting: Boxing (Below Average) - 1 RS (related skill) + 1 RS (Bible quote) = Below AverageDC: AverageRoll: 80A: NoYou call upon the will of God to save you, and mentally recite a Bible verse.2 Timothy 1:7 -- For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.While your left arm is severely wounded, and you are weakened by the blood lost, you fight the monster with only your right arm and a torch. This is pure madness. Although you still haven't determined for sure if you are inside of a dream, you are fighting a creature taken straight out of the Lord of the Rings. Your chances of winning are thin, at best.And the situation is worst than you thought. You are beginning to feel dizzy, and you conclude that the spider's venom was poisoned. You defensively move the torch left and right. You are not even trying to kill the monster anymore, but to keep it away. You understand your fate, now. You can't win. You feel lucky you met a fantastical woman before your death. Wait. Why are you thinking that? You didn't even get to know Arisu at all.The spider opens its mouth and bites your head off. Your lifeless body falls on the floor. She crunches her snack, and then leaves.>Joseph Mama is dead, RIPThis is not the end of the thread, however. Because Joseph died in only 7 turns, you can play as a new character.>Vote for your name, gender, and anything else you want
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>4387964I hope we can bring him back somehow.Johnny MamaYou are a passionate and stubborn young man that wanted to rebuild the world after the end with your brother. He is missing for some reason. Age: 22. Catholic. Ancap.Stats>Strength / High>Dexterity / A Average>Agility / A. Average>Reflex / Average>Toughness / High>Fitness / A Average>Perception / Average>IQ / Exceptional>Intuition / Low>Memory: Average> Willpower / High> Wisdom / High> Charisma / A. Average> Beauty / WeakAppearance>White American>Blue Eyes>Black Hair>5'6>188 pounds>Outfit pic related with Cross Necklace Skills>Shotgun / Average>Disguise / Low>Explosives / B. Average>Poisons / Low>Tactics / Average>Drawing / Low>Boxing / Average>Law / Weak>Esoteric Medicine / Weak>Intimidation / Low>Survival / B. Average>Technology / Low>Stealth / B. Average>Knife / Average>Lockpicking / B. Average>Military Science / Weak>Occult / B. Average>Politics / LowThoughts>AllHome Boards>/qst/ /v/ /jp/ /x/ /pol/ /k/ /g/Strengths>Highground: +1 RS when on higher ground than a foe (1ft+)>Wisdom of Rage: All fighting attacks have +1 RS when angry>Stop Being Poor: +1 RS when fighting someone from civilization that was poor for than a day and not an anon Weakness:>Virus Panic: Weak to Viruses>Water is Scary: Fuck Water! -1 RS>Autozone: If there's a building on fire, takes major damage or is being looted by a least 5 people within a 30 foot radius you start to hallucinate and think it's the end of the world. -1 RS all action first turn it happens. Doesn't count if you/an ally/an anon did the fire/looting/damage or helped at all.
>>4388048Sorry. Joseph had potential. I guess Joseph is the more patient and introspective one and Johnny is the more pig-headed and manipulative one. Also adding for balancing reasons>My Best Friend: You and your brother work well together. +1 RS when learning each other's skills. (If that doesn't work for you it can be Joseph get's +1 Toughness and Johnny get's +1 Intuition when together)
ShortTrip Time 1Throughout this thread, I will post random bits of trivia about ShortTrip's life and interests.The opening scene, including Arisu, is taken from ShorTrip "WTF Quest". ShortTrip had asked for NPC ideas in the /qst/, and the answer was "adorkable chuuni". She was nothing like that, though, and ShortTrip's players really hated her. I have modified her to be a more adult character >>4384010.
>>4383697The new character will be Joseph's brother. You can vote for his name, skills, etc. until the next turn.Eighth TurnArt: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/68347592Your brother has been missing for a few hours now. You are worried, so you go to his bedroom to investigate. His waifu pillow is on the floor, in a neglected angle. That's unlike Joseph, who always aligns everything perfectly. That's worrying. You move the mouse the turn on the computer screen. Joseph was reading /qst/. A quest in particular catches your attention. The description says that you will be transported to another world if you click the thread. Strange, you think. You don't remember seeing this quest when you checked the catalog on your phone, earlier. Out of curiosity, you click...A few seconds later, you discover the first clue regarding your brother's disappearance. You have been teleported to an unknown location. Behind you, there's a forest, and in front of you, a deep chasm. A rope bridge runs above the chasm and you can see further away a small village.A voice behind you says, "That's a nice bridge, de arinsu."You are startled... Not only do you have no idea what happened to you -- where you have teleported. But when you looked around you, a moment ago, there was no one behind you. You turn around and see a blond-haired woman, dressed an expensive white dress and hat. You notice that her eyes are red, which seems unnatural. Other than that, you think she's very attractive, though."I wish I could cross it, but there's running water deep underneath.">Gentleman: take her hand, kiss it, and compliment her beauty>Exorcist: make a cross with your fingers, and recite prayers>Bird watcher: ignore her, and watch the village from the distance>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4388317>Gentleman: take her hand, kiss it, and compliment her beautyIf she can't cross running water, that means she must be a vampire. It is best not to aggravate her as you don't have the means to kill a vampire.
>>4388317>Bird watcher: ignore her, and watch the village from the distancevoting for personality trait: Curious but Apathetic>Interested in the occult and supernatural, and will ask questions to learn more, but ultimately uninterested in aiding or fighting these creatures.
>>4384011Posting the PDF so that I can use it from the office.
>>4388048>>4388385>>4388317Voting to addSwimming: AverageThe Fuck Water stuff came after learning to swim like a fish!
>>4388317>Dense : Hello there, lady. Do you know what place is this ?I assume this is an OC, since the vampire we met was a loli
>>4388385Also clarifying I like both Curious but Apathetic and Bird Watcher
Rolled 48, 84, 68, 31, 92, 35, 13, 88, 42, 29, 31, 7, 50, 1, 64, 17, 85, 50, 71, 89 = 995 (20d100)>>4385660>the vampire we met was a loliThat was ShortTrip's magical realm. In WTF Quest Zero, you will be introduced to my own magical realm.
>>4383697Ninth Turn>>4388385>>4388461>Bird watcher: ignore her, and watch the village from the distanceQ: Describe the villageRolls: 48, 84A: Block of Status quorejects status quo, make it clear this is an otherworldly villageRolls: 68, 31A: Carelessness of Benefitsin a ruined stateRolls: 92, 35A: Vengeance of Legal mattersXXX, plot elementRolls: 13, 88A: Decrease of Illusionsillusions (of vampire nature) are coming apartYou watch the village from the distance. The people over there seem to live in mausolea and tombs of stone, and not houses or huts as one would expect. Some of the buildings are in ruins, so the construction of the village must be very old. This, and the fact that the lady can't cross water make you conclude without a doubt that you are in a vampire area.Even though you're not paying any attention to her, the lady keeps talking."They all must feel very hungry. This is awful, desu ne."Now, you see what she means. The villagers seem malnourished and scrawny, and their skin has the unhealthy color of a parchment. They walk around slowly, aimlessly, like zombies. You feel some pity for those poor beings, but at the same time, you feel fascinated because you have always been interested in the subject of paranormal creatures. You don't even question your presence in this strange place. A villager spots you and walks slowly toward the cliff. You patiently watch all of his steps. When reaching the edge, he stops, and looks at you in the eyes."He looks so sad! Ah! This breaks my heart."The old man remains immobile to the point that you wonder if he's turned into a statue. After watching the village for a while, you conclude that there's not much to it. They all move very slowly or remain immobile, and sometimes they prostrate and put their mouth on the floor.>Explorer: Travel to the forest>Robber: Pass the bridge and rob the village>Murderous lunatic: push the lady into the cliff>Inquisitor: question her about the village>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4389453>Inquisitor: question her about the village
>>4389399Ok, so your OC then. I really wanna meet a vampire twink later on
>>4389453>Inquisitor: question her about the villagePlay it safe for now.
>>4389453>>Inquisitor: question her about the villageCuriouser and curiouser...
Rolled 37, 6, 21, 97, 96, 7, 25, 97, 29, 93, 96, 55, 68, 66, 26, 32, 100, 56, 45, 17 = 1069 (20d100)Calling upon Kek's magic
>>4383697Tenth TurnQ: Does Anna know what happened?Odds: 50/50Roll: 37A: YesQ: Is TLD the curser?Odds: 50/50Roll: 6A: Crit YesQ: Is he also known as Cinammon?Odds: 50/50Roll: 21A: YesQ: Describe moreRolls: 97, 96A: Transform of The publiche's mass transformed peopleRolls: 7, 25A: Violate of Friendshipwho violated terms of friendshipArt: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/68100129"Fascinating. Anyway, what happened to the village?" you ask.As you pay more attention to this lady, you notice that her white clothes are soiled with blood. Also, she's wearing an ornamental emerald of a very big size. That and her confident manners make you think that she's a noble of some sort."Ah! I wasn't know if you were dead, because you weren't moving, de arinsu." she says enthusiastically. "In the Forest of Chuuni lives a dark fairy known as Cinammon the Defender. Once, he was a friend of our village. He would bring us fairy food and wine from his people, and other marvels. All was wonderful to us, humans. We didn't expect the horrors that were to happen, de arinsu."She looks frightened when speaking of this creature."For anyone who violated any of the terms of his friendship was to be cursed. Of course, we didn't know that, as he never spoke about the terms. In retrospect, it was a deep mistake to be friend with a fairy, and to assign him human traits. He's not a human, he's a monster."She catches her breath."One morning, he stood at the entrance of the bridge and screamed that we had cheated him. He was referencing the game of dice that he played, sometimes. A silly game, de arinsu. But that game was very serious to him, de arinsu. And thus he cursed all of us; he turned us into blood suckers! I have spoken to a few creatures of the forest, and it turns out that Cinammon has cursed a lot more people than just us, villager."She extends her hand to you."I'm Anna, by the way.">Explorer: Ignore her, travel to the forest>Vampire Spawn: Ask her to make you a vampire>Vampire Hunter: Walk to the village, ask them to play dice>Paatii: Invite her to join your party, but only if she promises to shut up>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4385657InventoryTo determine what you have in your inventory, post the current content of your real-life pockets / purse / etc., and roll 1d100. The anon who rolls the lowest wins.Ayame, you can't post your inventory so that Johnny's inventory is different from Joseph's.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4389638>Paatii: Invite her to join your party, but only if she promises to shut up>>4389640Toilet paperIphone
>>4389638>>Paatii: Invite her to join your party, but only if she promises to shut up>also casually ask her what it's like being a vampire these days, it seems interesting (ask with the tone of an impartial yet curious interviewer)
so unlike the mythic rpg isekai, this time we are playing with a single protagonist?
>>4390054>>4389638This and>Wonder if you and your bro have powers now and don't bring this up to anyone just yet.
Rolled 88, 45, 63, 63, 63, 33, 70, 84, 11, 41, 18, 96, 70, 59, 77, 82, 37, 29, 13, 14 = 1056 (20d100)Rolling for the GM Emulator.
>>4383697Eleventh Turn>>4389670>>4390054>>4390127>Paatii: Invite her to join your party, but only if she promises to shut up>also casually ask her what it's like being a vampireQ: Describe life as a vampireRolls: 88, 45A: Control of Illnessit's like an illnessQ: Describe the forestRolls: 63, 63A: Ambush of Powerambush by a strong enemyQ: Describe the enemyRolls: 63, 33A: Ambush of Liesa servant of Cinammon, the ultimate liarRolls: 70, 84A: Extravagance of Status quostatus quo; the way things are; the forest; extravagant forest fairyYou tell Anna:"Yeah, we'll do introductions another time. Let's enter the forest and search for my brother, Joseph.""Ikuzo!""Ah, yes. I was wondering, what is life like as a vampire?""It's awful. Vampirism is a horrible illness that eats at your bones." Her expression becomes stern. "I do not wish this curse on any other living creature.""Also, if you could remain silent, that would be good."Anna zips her mouth with her thumb and index fingers, and follows you. There's a path that goes from the bridge and into the forest, and you follow it. You have never seen a forest like this. All plants, all tree leaves are unnaturally bright, some even seem to be radiating energy. In a bush, you catch the sight of a pink-furred, horned rabbit. As you are accompanied by a vampire, nothing can surprise you. Anyway, you're someone who's always believed in the occult, so you don't display too much surprise to this environment.As you progress forward, the vegetation shows sign of corruption: dark vines cover some of the trees; thorny bushes have flowers that looks like insectoid heads. Soon, you reach a fork on the path. To the south, the vegetation seems darker."MM--MMM-MMM," Anna moans.She seems a bit nervous, and you wonder why she's moaning. You look at her, puzzled."Requesting permission to speak," she says."Permission granted," a malicious voice answers, behind you.This is the second time someone speaks behind you, that you hadn't noticed. You turn around and see a 4 feet tall man, with pointy ears, dressed with green clothes and covered with leaves. He has a big grin on his face."This man is a fairy! We should run away!" Anna yells."Well, well, aren't you quite rude. I hereby formally invite you to play dice with me. Will you accept?"His expression changes entire and becomes very serious and malevolent.>Paatii: invite the fairy to the party>Compulsive Gambler: accept the game of dice>Vampiric Decoy: push Anna on the fairy and use your Stealth skill to hide in the bushes>Run Away!: to the north>Run Away!: to the south>Write-In
>>4390746>Vampiric Decoy: push Anna on the fairy and use your Stealth skill to hide in the bushes
>>4390746>Compulsive Gambler: accept the game of diceTime to apply a Kazuma on him
>>4390746>>Compulsive Gambler: accept the game of dice
>>4391239You must namefag to vote
>>4390746>Bring out your spare cards and challenge him to a game of snap.
>>4391090>>4391310Twelth Turn>Compulsive Gambler: accept the game of dice"I formally accept your invitation," you say.The fairy sits cross-legged on the floor, and pulls a cup and a twenty-sided bone die from his sleeve. You sit in front of him. The rules of the game are simple. You must roll the die under the cup and announce the value that you've rolled to your opponent. You have the choice of telling the truth or lying. Your opponent then has the choice of rolling the dice, or calling on your bluff. If they call on your bluff correctly, they win the game. If they were wrong, they lose. Each turn, the value announced must be greater than on the previous turn. If you roll a 20, you win.Anna pulls on your sleeve."This is a bad idea! You are going to lose!"You ignore her. Why does she even think that you're going to lose? You think of yourself as a winner. As you are the guest, you get to roll first. You feel it safer to tell the truth, and announce the value that you rolled: 12. The fairy takes the cup, rolls, and announces the value: 14.>Roll the die>Say that he's bluffing>Intuitive thinker: use your intuition to guess if he's bluffing, and follow your intuition>Cheating bully: intimidate him into telling you if he's bluffing>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4391385>Intuitive thinker: use your intuition to guess if he's bluffing, and follow your intuitionYour forgot to chance trips
>>4391385>Intuitive thinker: use your intuition to guess if he's bluffing, and follow your intuition
Roll 2d100 for IntuitionThe DC is 15.Rolling Rules are here >>4385443Your Intuition score is low
Rolled 81, 48 = 129 (2d100)>>4391449
Rolled 18, 74 = 92 (2d100)>>4391449>James 1:5 - If any of you lacks wisdom, you should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to you.
Rolled 42, 86, 15, 78, 38, 10, 88, 79, 59, 7, 54, 98, 49, 99, 70, 27, 68, 57, 68, 88 = 1180 (20d100)>>4383697>>4391385Anchoring Turn 12
>>4383697[b]Thirteenth Turn[/b]>>4391393>>4391397>Intuitive thinker: use your intuition to guess if he's bluffing, and follow your intuition>>4391490Q: Can you guess if the fairy is bluffing?Intuition: LowDC: Above AverageRoll: 74A: No>>4392181Q: Do you say he's bluffing?Odds: 50/50Roll: 42A: YesQ: Is he?Odds: 60% (he has 60% chance to roll 12 or lower)Roll: 86A: NoThe fairy has a perfect poker face, and you're unable to tell if he's lying or not. The rules of the games are simple, yet the game itself is very intense. You feel that you're sweating. That's not good: you can't let this puny creature make you feel nervous. You decide to rely on a gut feeling and say that he's bluffing. The fairy looks at you with a sadistic smile at the corner of his mouth, the he slowly raises the cup and shows you that he's rolled a 14. Anna squeals."Oops! The game is over, and I have won," the fairy says. "Now, you owe me a favor.""You should have listened to me! I told you not to gamble with the fairy!" Anna yells.She shakes your shoulder."Very well. What is it that you want?" you ask.The fairy is leering at Anna."I want the girl! She's my type."Anna looks distressed and gives you an imploring look.>Compulsive Gambler: request to play another round>Slave Trader: give Anna to the fairy>Professional Boxer: attack the fairy>Run Away!>Write-In
>>4392188>Negotiator: request he takes something from her person, rather than her instead.>Compulsive Gambler: request to play another round
>>4392227+1negotiate, then feed our addiction