Does this mean I’m based?
What can you tell about me?
>>4510539By the way I couldn't screencapture because I did the test on incognito mode on my mobile browser and it had screenshots disabled.
>>4510025this is datamining don't click
>>4510551Just use a cookie-free browser and a public internet connection (mobile data).
>>4510549>he thinks incognito mode is actually private
>>4510599It clears cookies every session.
>>4510631>this is your average /qa/ soispammer
what does this mean?
Psychology isn't a real science, but I'm definitely a hypochondriac and I've gotten unhelpful panic attacks in the past just thinking there's something wrong with me just because I felt weird even though I was just going through the flu.I don't know how much of it is in my head but I've definitely had some kind of vagus nerve fuckery the last 2 times i had the flu where i got extreme nausea, then my vision whited out and it freaked me the fuck out because I thought I had gone blind.
>>4510631what the fuck
>>4510648>0% paranoid, 45% schizo
>do you like weapons, military history, cars, machines or computers?>do u like animals, children, cooking and makeup??They're not even trying to be subtle.
>>4510671that's the point you fucking idiot
There's recency bias in my answers, I've felt like shit for a few months but I've set myself up well for the second half of the year.
How can I be 56% male and 56% female?
>>4510691?? fucking glow
>>4510692Answered yes to some masc and fem questions
>>4510025At least I’m heckin’ valid.But yeah actively planning suicide skews it I’m sure.
>>4510697What's your plan bro
>>4510704>sell all belongings including any house or lease>bag full of stuff to do, heroin, fentanyl etc>go super super deep into the woods of a national park where no one ever goes>this way I just go missing and no one ever knows that I killed myself so it’s not embarrassing I’m waiting on someone to move out of my house though, so it’ll be another year.
>>4510710they'll find you eventually
>>4510715Not before my body decomposes too much to identify.
>>4510717do you think its going to take them 100000 years to find a dead body in a forest? DNA sticks around
>>4510723>implying I or a relative have dna in a database somewhere, or that I would do it anywhere near enough for anyone to think of checking if it was me specifically
>>4510726>implying you dontthey have dna of everybody anon.
>>4510729Fine I’ll do it in a foreign country where no one gives a shit then.
I'm a sicko lol
>>4510710If you're trying to disappear without anyone knowing for sure that you died, then what are you doing with the money from liquidating your assets?
>>4510738Probably something stupid like donating to hololive girls
>>4510738Most likely buy some abandoned shitcoin and destroy the private keys. I don’t know anyone I’d want to help and most charities are scams.
>>4510744Donate it to one of the really popular twitch whores then, might as well.
>>4510746Oh, okay. That thought crossed my mind, based idea.
>>4510710>sell everything>go missingDo you think that'll be hard to piece together?
>>4510763It is when there isn’t anyone that would notice or care that I was gone — not being emo just reality. Homeless people fall into rivers and shit and die without anyone knowing or recording it all the time.Most likely the body would be found in a few years without anyone ever reporting me as missing because there is nowhere and no one that I would be missing from.
Rate me out of 10.
>>4510734this looks like the average /qa/ poster
>>4510755Are you some kinda girl or somethin'?
>>45108049/10 would watch sad movies about dogs with
>>4510807More like >>4510631
>>4510549You can just right click save the results, senpai. It gets saved as an .htm file just rename it to .png
Most of this comes from the fact I don't trust people in general. People do have a habit of turning on you when you get in their way with objectivity that doesn't suit their fancy. I'm what you would call "honest to a fault", so I often come up and tell people why their preferences are actually a bad thing overall, which causes them to respond predictably irrational. I don't enjoy making people upset, because my goal is really just to push for truth. I value truth more than protecting feelings because I believe the lack of honesty in the world is one of the biggest, if not THE biggest, problems in the world, and is holding all of us back as individuals and as a collective. That being said, I'm extremely socially anxious in a traditional sense.The real question is: Do I not trust people because I'm naturally anxious around more than a few people, or am I socially anxious because I don't trust people?
>Why yes, I do in fact spend all day schizoposting on /qatv/, how could you knew it?
>>4510025This is what a diagnosed schizo shut in looks like. I think most of the hypochondria on here is based on being paranoid in the middle of a pandemic.
If you're not >50% on schizophrenia you WILL NOT post on /qa/.
>>4510539You're the most extroverted person here.
>>4510539>94% masculine identity>50% feminine identityyou can tell this test was made by a woman
>>4510539>highest masc>second highest depression>second highest psychopath>least introversionInterdasting!
t. previous anger issues haver
>>4510025I'm not answering all these questions
>>4512154It takes less than 10 minutes. You've spent longer masturbating today.
Pretty good score, if I do say so myself
I think I'm the most normal person in here
>>4512340You're a little awkward and sad but for the most part you're as normalfag as it gets round these parts.
>>4512345thank god, I don't want to be like you freaks
>>4510025>>4510088>>4510106>>4510539>>4510631>>4510641>>4510643>>4510648>>4510685>>4510686>>4510692>>4510697>>4510734>>4510755>>4510804>>4510926>>4511041>>4511068>>4511076>>4511106>>4511119>>4512065>>4512270>>4512291>>4512340wow you're so cuhrazy and edgy.... what a dark and brooding character...
>>4512353I don't want to be me either but I don't really have another option.
>>4512354it's only a little tiny bit of depression, I'm still normal!
I'm such a fuckin psycho lol XD
Whoa.... so deep