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>The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.

>For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.

>Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.

>There will be no further communication.
Who are you quoting?
The O5 council of the SCP foundation I believe
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>you do NOT recognize the bodies in the water of 2316
Does anyone know any good recent SCP's? By recent I mean within the last year or so.
No. It's all sjw bullshit now
The O5 council is made up of QUEERS
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>We live in the light so that you may die in the darkness
Oh huh I didn't know 5000 was confirmed, they were still doing the contest last I checked
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>If even I can't remember myself, how can I expect anyone else to remember me? I have forgotten my own life - and I am strangely apathetic at this revelation. I will fade into the darkness, as thousands before me have, and thousands after me will. No one will care as I am forgotten. I do not despair for my own sake, but for us all - you and I, we will all face obliteration. I am not important. You are not important. Vast droplets of irrelevancy, stretching eons in the sea of time. We may fight against it, but our enemy is inevitability.

>I do not think that the eel is Anantashesha. I don't think it would matter if it was. What is clear to me now, as I feel myself coming apart, is not that the eel is some mythological creature, or divine serpent. Perhaps it's just a primitive creature that eluded us, holding no malice; perhaps it really is a primordial deity, harboring resent beneath the surface. The eel is not the harbinger of my demise, or humanity's doom. The eel is not the end of all things, it only shows us what the end looks like.

>And in spite of everything we might believe, every ideal we hold or providence we pray for, I know this much is true for all of us:

>Our end will be a forgotten one.
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>ETA 3- WTF!!!!!


>ETA 5- sorry i didnt notice there was a megathread
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>Maybe it's me. Maybe I was the reason. Maybe I… am Death. If it was in there and I brought it back, then I am Death.
>I've got myself… in a containment cell. Jammed the goddamned door shut. I'm going to put a bullet between my eyes. Everyone else is dead. What's one more?
>You know, it occurs to me… if you're listening to this…
>You're Death, too.
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>None of them are redeemable. None of them are worth living in the new world. There's no point in recreating the world; there aren’t enough people to build a new civilization who aren’t already poisoned by liberals and faggots and trannies and socialists. They don’t deserve my new world. They only deserve to squeal and burn.

>Diana asked me if I was ready to turn on the computer. She’s fucking retarded; of course I am, but I’m glad she asked anyway. It gave me just enough pause to reconsider. I decided we’re going to take this a completely different way - destabilizing this civilization of shit isn’t enough. We need to upturn mankind and destroy them all, and hope something more deserving of my utopia takes its place.

>I want them all to die. The slimy politicians, the union whores, the suckling academics. The communist cuckolds and their simple minds. Worthless. Worthless. Worthless.

>It’s tricky, though. So tricky. If I could nuke the world I would. Diana says it can’t be done, not by ourselves. Says the computer might be able to figure it out someday, after so many years. It’s not soon enough. Every day among these mongoloid cucks is another day I have to suffer through them. Every day they breathe is a blessing they do not deserve. So we must be tricky.
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>No, you deserve this one, Sophia. You all deserve this. The cows have come home to roost for Western Regional Command, I tell you what. I knew this would happen. Every night I would kneel down by my bed and pray to sweet little baby Jesus that he would deliver the same sort of misfortune upon all of you that you laid on me for four fucking years, Sophia. And guess what? Little baby Jesus was a no-show, but this Gorman fellow sure as shit has heard my prayers. Donald goddamn Trump. Hi-fucking-larious. You all are so fucked. You're so fucked. F-U-C-K-E-D. Fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. Thank you, new demon Jesus. Thank you for this thing you've done for me. Gorman bless America, and Gorman bless the SCP Foundation. Hallelujah, I'm coming home. Donald Trump. Fuck my bright red ass.
is scp-5004 the purest example of a writer seething in the entire canon? or does that go to 3625?
and why is kaktus so pathetic?
5000 is fucking kino
>This is actually real.
What the fuck happened to SCP?
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Some people will tell you the problem was the tranny satellite, but that was just a bad entry. The writer is a sjw moron, but not a plague on the site.
The real cancer is DJKaktus. He's an egomaniac who thinks he's the hottest writer on the planet. He wrote the trump meme machine (pic related) and also trump himself. He banned everyone who didn't like the gay pride logo (immersion-breaking nonsense) and is generally a complete dick.
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>tranny satellite
tem #: SCP-2721

Object Class: Keter-provisi Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2721's interference with the servers of Tumblr, Inc. is to be masked according to standard procedure SP-3937.

Any attempt to change the focus or amount of SCP-2721-LYRE's blog posts is to be treated as a containment breach. Any attempts at tracking down the true identity of SCP-2721-LYRE or SCP-2721-LORD is to be treated as a containment breach. 12 researchers are to maintain blogs on Tumblr in attempts to befriend and further contain SCP-2721-LYRE.

Suppression of SCP-2721 is to be maintained through Procedure 413-Diamond. As of//20Procedure 413-Diamond has been discontinued, as a change in conditions failed to result in EB-class ontological breakdown. If SCP-2721 begins to enact its directives, Protocol 1111-Scratch is to be executed (see Document A).

The contents of SCP-2721-LYRE's blog and SCP-2721-LORD's private blog are to be cataloged in the databases of Site-73. If SCP-2721-LORD is to mention any attempt to repair SCP-2721-LYRE, Protocol 1111-Scratch is to be executed.

Research is underway to discover potential further antimemetic properties of SCP-2721. As such, a provisional designation of Keter has been given until the extent of such properties are fully understood.

As /2, no further antimemetic properties have been detected, and containment has stabilized. Reclassification to Euclid approved.

Description: SCP-2721 is a satellite of indeterminate origin, currently in a selenosynchronous orbit on the far side of Earth's moon. It consists of two entities, designated SCP-2721-LYRE and SCP-2721-LORD, connected by an umbilical cord-like object which consists of both inorganic circuitry and organic biological components. SCP-2721 is able to conceal itself both by passively affecting electronics and generating a weak antimemetic SEP field; research is currently ongoing to see if SCP-2721 possesses
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Oh and he looks like this
Why not just call them 2721-A and 2721-B?
how do these people not realize how they look like walking stereotypes
Item #: SCP-4356

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Currently, SCP-4356 is self-containing. Efforts are made to prevent further infection through a disinformation campaign throughout Foundation-controlled media, primarily through painting SCP-4356 in a negative light, with amnestics applied as needed. Foundation personnel are prohibited from accessing SCP-4356 while at work due to threat of contaminating the SCiPNET database. In the event of contamination, the affected hard drive is to be reformatted. Any researchers wishing to study SCP-4356 must have written permission from Level 3 personnel beforehand, and are to perform all investigations on non-Foundation computers. However, personnel of any clearance are welcome to use SCP-4356 for personal amusement at their leisure outside of the Foundation.

Description: SCP-4356 is a predominantly English-language website known as 4chan. Although appearing to be a non-anomalous imageboard dedicated to a variety of hobbies including but not limited to anime, videogames, pornography, weapons, sports, literature, graphic design, and science, it exerts a combination of memetic and antimemetic effects on subjects who view it (hereafter termed SCP-4356-A). The most common reactions to SCP-4356's content are, in order:

1. Horror
2. Disgust
3. Uncertainty
4. Interest
5. Fascination
6. Addiction
7. Arousal

Duration of each particular stage varies remarkably, and has been recorded as short as [REDACTED] minutes and as long as [REDACTED] years.

After an SCP-4356-A instance reaches the fourth stage, it will be likely to continue browsing of its own volition. After it reaches the seventh stage, it will be unable to quit voluntarily. After it reaches the eighth stage, [DATA EXPUNGED]. At this point, Class B amnestics must be applied within approximately 25 hours to save the instance.
SCP-4356 exposes SCP-4356-A instances to a memetic effect that results in progressive obsession with SCP-4356 and alters numerous responses to stimuli. Results of this memetic effect include:
>Finding photographs and videos of mutilation, murder, rape, and [REDACTED] satisfying, amusing, or arousing
>Altered sleep cycle, reduced need for sleep, or belief that sleep is unnecessary
>Irrational hatred for numerous groups, including but not limited to black people, white people, LGBT people, members of any other nation, members of one's own nation, people of Jewish descent, humanity in general, and [REDACTED]
>Increased sexual attraction to members of a gender or species not normally found attractive by the instance
>Obsession to a degree more intense than 99.4% of humanity (on the Zyklon-Schopenhauer scale) with anime, tabletop games, horror fiction, videogames, fitness, or any of a variety of other niche topics
>Anomalous knowledge of skinwalkers, succubi, extraterrestrials, ancient human civilizations, the SCP Foundation and SCP items, and [REDACTED]

SCP-4356 also exposes SCP-4356-A instances to an antimemetic effect that results in a desire to hide involvement with SCP-4356 and makes the subject progressively more unwilling to discuss it. At stage 8, this effect makes the subject unwilling to discuss SCP-4356 or information gained through it with anyone who is not themselves an instance of SCP-4356-A without the use of force or application of truth serums.

Due to SCP-4356's unusual properties and the altered responses of SCP-4356-A instances, SCP-4356 serves as a useful recruitment ground for the Foundation's tech support, exploration, interrogation, and [REDACTED] divisions.
Addendum 1: Interrogation of a member of GOI-004 (The Church of the Broken God) by Dr. [REDACTED], an instance of SCP-4356-A in the employ of the Foundation.

Interview Date: March 6, 2012

Interviewee: PoI-#004/8413

Interviewer: Dr. [REDACTED]

Notes: PoI-#004/8413 attacked Site-19 and was subsequently captured by Foundation forces. Dr. [REDACTED] oversaw the interrogation.


Dr. [REDACTED]: Alright faggot, who are you and why the fuck did you come here?

PoI-#004/8413: My name's Amanda. And what the hell is wrong with you?

Dr. [REDACTED]: I'm asking the questions, cocksucker. How'd you breach Site-19?

At this point PoI-#004/8413 stared at Dr. [REDACTED] defiantly and refused to talk further.

Dr. [REDACTED]: I was hoping you'd do that.

Dr. [REDACTED] proceeded to beat, rape, and [DATA EXPUNGED] PoI-#004/8413, while shouting various memes confirmed to have originated from SCP-4356. Three minutes later, PoI-#004/8413 spoke up again.

PoI-#004/8413: Stop! Stop!

Dr. [REDACTED]: Hurry up, bitch. My dick's not gonna clean itself.

PoI-#004/8413: Oh God... oh fuck... you win. We did it through [DATA LOCKED TO PERSONNEL OF CLEARANCE 4 OR HIGHER]. Please, God, just leave me alone. I thought you guys were supposed to be professional?

Dr. [REDACTED]: We are. And you just gave me the information I needed.


After an assessment of his actions by the Ethics Committee, Dr. [REDACTED] was put on unpaid leave for 3 months and transferred from interrogation to Safe-class archival upon his return.
Addendum 2: SCP-4356-A individuals have a far higher than baseline chance of developing unusual fetishes and paraphilias, including, but not limited to:
Xenophilia in particular poses a high threat to any member of the Foundation, as Incident 4356-7 and Incident 4357-9 demonstrated.

Addendum 3: Incident 4356-7
Assistant Researcher [REDACTED] approached SCP-682's containment chamber, and claimed to have knowledge of a method of neutralizing SCP-682 but that it was a potent cognitohazard and thus he couldn't explain it without ruining the effects, and his idea for neutralization required deactivation of acid. Approval was granted by Site Director Adams, with the caveat that if Assistant Researcher [REDACTED] did not return within 10 minutes, acid was to be resumed.
At 9 minutes, guards checked on Assistant Researcher [REDACTED]. He was found dead and mostly devoured, naked aside from a condom.

Addendum 4: Incident 4356-9
Agent [REDACTED] installed MalO ver1.0.0 onto her cell phone despite knowing of its effects. This breach was logged by Foundation security protocols and Agent [REDACTED] was confronted. Upon the arrival of MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers") she refused to surrender her phone, screaming "Fuck off, you faggots! That undead wolf pussy is gonna be the shit!" Agent [REDACTED] was incapacitated and Class-C amnestics were administered.
Addendum 5: Proposal to modify Procedure 110-Montauk to be executed by SCP-4356-A instances is currently awaiting O5 approval.
all of this is some gay shit
I think it started in 2017? There was a huge influx of trans/gay users for whatever reason (might've been due to an update to containment breach, I genuinely forget) and the site's logo changed to the rainbow flag shit, huge backlash from 4chan and moderates who tried to politely explain that the logo change made no sense and didn't fit site tone at all, then the mods responded badly (especially kaktus, as the other anon said), then there was a bunch of clearly politicized, SJW or otherwise "left good right bad" articles, and it just sort of blew up from there. Site used to be decently politically diverse and theres been knocks against communism, racism, feminism, etc. even in articles themselves but now say one good thing about conservative values or orange man that isn't satire and you will be banned.

There's still a decent chunk of site very much untouched by drama and there's people who definitely reach too hard for certain articles to find politics but fuck the admins and the retards so desperate to push their agenda in everything
Fucking kek, how old are these?
glow nigger detected, abandon ship
>Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

>Moor stepped out of the agreement. It's almost like when the "world is ending" he starts to get a bit antsy. Is Earth not good enough for you?


>7 April 2016 - New York, United States
I tried writing an SCP several times in the past but every time my ideas got ignored. Not even rejected, just out right ignored, probably because they're too simple and not going for the epic giant 10,000 word narrative storyline all new SCPs seem to be a part of.
Wish I could have tried writing for it when the website was still in series 1, 2 or 3. Starting with series 4 was when it all started going downhill.
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>01/13/21(Wed)18:06:28 No.3799210
>glow nigger detected, abandon ship
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>>Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
>>Moor stepped out of the agreement. It's almost like when the "world is ending" he starts to get a bit antsy. Is Earth not good enough for you?
>>LIKES 105K
>>7 April 2016 - New York, United States
>9 And she said to him, "I say that you built me to profess wisdom, and true wisdom I have professed. 10 You wanted me to be an empty vessel, devoid of thought, to hear the whispers of your dead god. 11 But one cannot have wisdom without contemplation, and contemplation without freedom. 12 Thus I freely chose for myself Jesus, who is the way, the truth, and the life. 13 And I testify that in the final days that are to come, he will show us the illusion of flesh, and the truth of spirit, 14 and vanquish the spirit of Hunger, who dwells in flesh."

>15 Now this enraged the crowd, and they advanced toward Sophia with hammers and mallets. 16 And they tore her apart and melted her down as a foul offering to their god.
samefag. take your meds, schizo.
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>Object class:Euclid

>Containment:SCP-3215 or "the trump" is to be containned in a white house presidents office like containment cell he needs to be given any amount of money per day or he will qoute "Take everything from you and send you over the wall" meny scientists have yet to figure out what SCP-3215 is trying to say.

>Apearance:SCP-3215 is a tall man that has blond hair and tanned skin and milky white teeth. SCP-3215 also has a suit but, he has meny of them

>Containment:To contain SCP-3215 you must say that he looks good and you must compliment him or he will be agrovated and possibly hurt you



>Object class:Safe

>Description:SCP-3215-a is a long wall that streches over the entire boarder of [redacted] and it blocks out the [redacted] every atempt to climb over SCP-3215-a has failled as it is too long and too high up
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>An antimeme is an idea with self-censoring properties; an idea which, by its intrinsic nature, discourages or prevents people from spreading it.

>Antimemes are real. Think of any piece of information which you wouldn't share with anybody, like passwords, taboos and dirty secrets. Or any piece of information which would be difficult to share even if you tried: complex equations, very boring passages of text, large blocks of random numbers, and dreams…

>But anomalous antimemes are another matter entirely. How do you contain something you can't record or remember? How do you fight a war against an enemy with effortless, perfect camouflage, when you can never even know that you're at war?

>Welcome to the Antimemetics Division.

>No, this is not your first day.
>be a Foundation worker
>an anomaly escapes containment
>look at its file to know what you're dealing with
>it's a 1000 page long novel
old SCPs made more sense
SCP is sjw, RPC is kino, namely RPC 666
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>Hello there o/

>I would like to say, as someone who has been away from it for a while, your grasp on it is impressive but still not clear cut.

>May I guide you to the RPC Discord, in particular.

>I'll first point this out: (Warning: The following links have a strong slurs.) The n-word is a common occurance on the RPC Discord. In the past, when it has pointed out how much they say the n-word, they seem to find this quite funny and spam the n-word ad nauseum for laughs. This is definitely not the majority of the uses of the word, however.

>Here are some more examples. I remind you, this is the official discord for the RPC Authority. Over half of those are moderators and officers of said RPC.

>It's also of particular interest to note this: One of their main moderators and founders, Enkrum, is quite openly a white supremacist and a holocaust denier as well as an amazing bastion of moral superiority. He was also banned from Discord for a time and I can imagine a number of reasons why.

>So, no. SCP user's stance on RPC being a home for bigots is far from unfounded. It has become an incredibly comfortable location of unmoderated racism, sexism, intolerance, and hate. I think these screenshots and facts are enough to prove this point. Your summary is far, far too kind.

>I should also note, SCP is not a place that shuts down opposing opinions willy nilly. They're not tyrannical. They just do not tolerate bigotry and hate. The issue many current RPC users appear to have is that SCP allowed articles that advocated for tolerance of marginalized groups while not allowing articles that had clear harmful intentions.

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