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ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

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>>2774185
where is the happenings
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>>2774267
We are the happenings, we are special and unique
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We came this close to a 4chan board having ZERO posts in a day without the website malfunctioning.
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vip/thread/91634/#91635 - 7:58pm, May 13, 2019
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vip/thread/91634/#91636 - 8:50am, May 14, 2019
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vip/thread/90089/#91637 - 7:39am, May 15, 2019
/po/ also recorded one-post days on February 3 and 6 this year.
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>>2774267
/vp/ will probably hit top 5 on 4stats.io in about fifteen minutes
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>>2774282
Shit nigga what's going on.
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>>2774284
pokemon direct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osoPtXbAUUc
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Sticky on /vp/ >>>/vp/38786354
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>>2774284
first new Pokemon Gen 8 Direct since the reveal in February
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>>>/a/189026011
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>>2774282
Already 225% in activity and rising.
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4chan board's least posts per day in the last year (Oct 1/2 and Dec 18 not counted)

73 - /3/ (11/10/18)
71 - /t/ (1/11/18)
62 - /w/ (12/11/18)
22 - /i/ (26/3/19)
19 - /gd/ (1/11/18)
1 - /po/ (2/2/19 and 5/2/19)
1 - /vip/ (13/5/19)
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>giant pokemon
/vp/ confirmed on suicide watch
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Direct just ended and /vp/ is now the third fastest board on the site
What a fucking shitshow
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Another one >>>/vp/38787588
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seems like a lot of the game was leaked on /v/ almost 2 weeks ago
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>>2774310
/vp/ has just now become the fastest board on the whole site, with over 800% of activity, nice.
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>>2774317
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/463209182/#463209182
link for reference
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>>2774311
these designs are ugly as a sin
>>2774310
>>2774318
wew
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Right now /v/ is a mix of Pokemon and SpongeBob threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQBJj251d4
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>>2774367
Why spongebob?
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>>2774374
because they love battle for bikini bottom
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>>>/tv/116174956
epic dubs bread
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>>2774418
Aww man, can't they at least send fun threads like that to the /trash/?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/116174956
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>>2774521
Someone might've had fun on /tv/, can't have that.
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>>2774521
Don't link to fun threads on /qa/ the mods delete them almost instantly
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>>2774594
That's the most boring dub thread possible.
Almost zero creativity.
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>>2774598
but it was FUN
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Something is going on with /int/; there are like 3 threads here angry about biased Russian jannie/mod and are posting things just to get banned by them.
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>>2774618
Are you sure it isn't, you know, one person repeatedly posting?
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>>2774681
It looks like a few people based on the flags. The guy from Bulgaria seems to be the most prolific.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/BG/deleted/deleted/
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Varg's channel got banned from youtube today
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>>2774852
Wow, did varg post about it here on the varg board?
oh wait, he has NOTHING to do with 4chan
fuck off
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>>2774855
Varg is very relevant to /mu/ you insufferable soiboi newfag
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>>2774861
nice word filter evasion /pol/tard
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>>2774864
>waaaaaaaaaaah you said the word :( i'm twiggered :(
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>>2774864
gb2 reddit tranny lover
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cringe all round, stop bickering and post happenings
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>>2774852
Is he related with the right by any chance? I've seen multiple threads about youtube banning alt-right channels.
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>>2774870
He wasn't alt-right but some of his views aligned with alt-right views so that's probably why he got banned.
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STOP
WATCHING
ME
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Not a happening but /v/ is really slow today, feels weird as fuck.
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can't believe they could do this to him bros
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>>2774951
4stats says its as fast as it typically is
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>>2774951
Everybody is watching spongebob after the announcement.
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Barneyfag on /a/
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>>2774992
Gone now.
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>page 10 in two hours
someone is pissed
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>>2775325
I wonder (((who))) could it be?
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>>2775352
just another /q/ spammer
happens every now and then
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>>2775377
>weebspam threads get necro'd
>/q/ spammer
hmmmmmmm......
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>>2775394
he's mass-necroing /q/spam and other garbage and other people are just bumping their threads so they don't die
he'll get tired shortly
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>>2775400
>mass-necroing /q/spam
>not a single /q/ thread and all weebspam therads
fires up the neurons, no?
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>>2775325
>>2775352
>>2775377
>>2775394
>>2775400
>>2775411
Not a happening
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>>2775422
massreplying posters are the worst
and page 9 bump
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>>2775926
I'm none of the above and I bump your so called /q/, or as I like to call them, GOOD threads

the simple fact is, nobody likes you discord trannoids
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>>2775926
>furry that recently became obsessed with /qa/ after failing to kill it with proxies and scripts be bought
Why would he even try to make a name for himself if he knew that he didn't have the funds to finish it? Probably shouldn't of wasted his resources trying to fight with the mods.
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>>2775926
Thanks for the informative post anon.
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It's Wednesday, isn't it?
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>>2775940
UMA DELICIA
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>>>/v/464862412
>>>/v/464863378
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>>2776255
That's actually pretty funny
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>>2775377
based on what I see in >>2773964 I'm guessing he was just bumping anything without an anime image in the OP
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>>2775926
>>2776295
It's the psychotic brazilian mostly He's currently at hour... seven (?) of bumping. He does these bumps practically on the minute for about 50 threads >>2775112 . No breaks in between. Essentially any thread he made (or is seen as shitty) is obsessively bumped for the duration that he's awake.
He doesn't get moderated because when a cool mod rangebanned him in what became an extremely peaceful an idyllic month on /qa/, he did this on the board mods care about most: https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%2Fqa%2F/deleted/deleted/type/op/start/2018-04-08/end/2018-04-12/
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>>2776321
Also, this is him also taking the time to reply to people creating fun threads or posting in them:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22kill%20yourself%22/page/1/
He's having an episode today as you can see.
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>>2776298
I think it's a spammer that bumps meta threads.

>>2776321
I don't get why mods didn't rangeban him from all boards.
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>>2776332
kill yourself
>>2776383
weebs are mentally ill
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>>2776383
I never said it was wrong. Sometimes I bump a dying metathread just to piss off the spammers.
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god damn I am sick of seeing pokemon on every board

how does a fucking billion dollar company make such a cheap and shitty looking game
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not a happening but since the board is being spammed

>>>/co/108012017
does Lee ever sleep?
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>>2776580
Alas, all fun must come to an end eventually.
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>>2776580
It's a bot.
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>>2776580
>deleted
Goddammit, I wanted to see how many images barneyfag has.
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>>2776611
desu I posted the thread here to see how long it would take to get deleted

wonder how many mods/jannys have this thread open on a tab refreshing 247
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>>2776612
It's not a bot. Bots don't have current up to date information about the franchise and show and communicate those things like a person would in response to a post.

Everybody knows he zealously lurks (and actually I would argue post too) /mlp/. There's no other way he would know everything he does about the franchise.
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>>2776613
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/108012017/
>>2776825
>pic related
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>page 10 in an hour

jesus fuck "/qa/" stop being so mentally ill
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>>2776321
So basically if I just keep throwing a tantrum on /a/ they will have to reconsider this?
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>>2777366
>shootFrogs(data) {
let r = false;
let g = false;
let b = false;
for (let j = 0; j < data.length; j += 4) {
if ((data[j] >= 72 && data[j] <= 94) && (data[j + 1] >= 128 && data[j + 1] <= 148) && (data[j + 2] >= 0 && data[j + 2] <= 60)) g = true;
if ((data[j] >= 146 && data[j] <= 168) && (data[j + 1] >= 62 && data[j + 1] <= 106) && (data[j + 2] >= 0 && data[j + 2] <= 84)) r = true;
if (data[j] <= 16 && data[j + 1] <= 16 && data[j + 2] <= 16) b = true;
}
if (r && g && b) return true;
return false;

Hmm, is this color based screening T?
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>>2777380
head canon Lee works for bell/rogers or one of the other big Canadian ISP's
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Is the site fucking up again? I'm getting constant connection errors again
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>>2777383
Browser-based or Cloudflare?
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>>2777383
I am too captcha is also being retarded
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>>2777384
No clue. Guess the post finally went through, though.
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>>2777383
I can post just fine but no images are loading for me
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>>2777366
Why do you fear us?
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>>2776264
not really
>>2776275
you're not missing much, just senseless /v/ """humor"""
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>>2774297
>/po/
>1 post in an entire day
God I love my homeboard.
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>>2777375
>>2777393
Wouldn't that hide any image that has green as the main color?
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>>2777366 BTFO
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>>2777777
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>>2777721
No. It hides every thumbnail in the catalog that has at least one pixel of a particular shade of green (skin) and red (mouth) and one with all RGB components not exceeding 16 (i.e. less than 6% brightness).
Your attached image isn't affected at all, the average image of pepe is. However, you can trivially bend the image's colors so any of the three conditions no longer holds true: Use a different shade of green, use a different shade of red, don't use either color, or don't use any black lines.
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>>2777842
lmao it doesn't even use neural networks
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is this why people have started posting blue pepes?
this is the gayest arms race in human history
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>>2778162
it is the most mentally ill and timewasting armsrace in history
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>>2777380
I think he has a lot of VPNs as well. When board merge happened for the 2017 April fools day and we got /vint/ I saw him post on there in a few threads and his country flag changed with nearly every post.
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If you're so triggered by frogs that you need to make an algorithm to remove them, you really and honestly are on the wrong website.
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>>2778284
kys, frognigger
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>>2778302
He's right though
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>>2778306
you're not, though
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>>2778284
>>2778302
>>2778306
>>2778317
Shut the fuck up already.
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Boards sorted by oldest threads:

/b/: 10 hours and 14 minutes
/pol/: 12 hours and 39 minutes
/v/: 14 hours and 10 minutes
/biz/: 17 hours and 49 minutes
/tv/: 18 hours and 9 minutes
>one day
/vp/: 1 day and 3 hours
/f/: 1 day and 8 hours
/r9k/: 1 day and 22 hours
/fit/: 2 days and 5 hours
/adv/: 2 days and 12 hours
/a/: 2 days and 20 hours
/mu/: 3 days and 5 hours
/int/: 3 days and 19 hours
/x/: 4 days and 7 hours
/g/: 4 days and 19 hours
/sp/: 4 days and 23 hours
[s4s]: 5 days and 5 hours
/lgbt/: 5 days and 14 hours
/asp/: 6 days and 9 hours
>one week
/k/: 7 days
/his/: 7 days and 2 hours
/trash/: 7 days and 5 hours
/co/: 7 days and 5 hours
/r/: 7 days and 14 hours
/sci/: 7 days and 19 hours
/ck/: 8 days and 2 hours
/vg/: 10 days and 20 hours
/fa/: 12 days and 22 hours
/vr/: 14 days and 3 hours
/tg/: 14 days and 4 hours
/o/: 14 days and 13 hours
/lit/: 14 days and 17 hours
/bant/: 14 days and 22 hours
/gif/: 18 days
/qst/: 20 days and 2 hours
/news/: 23 days and 9 hours
/soc/: 23 days and 12 hours
>one month
/s/: 33 days
/m/: 37 days and 4 hours
/qa/: 45 days and 2 hours
/an/: 47 days and 5 hours
/trv/: 49 days and 13 hours
/ic/: 62 days and 20 hours
/mlp/: 64 days and 19 hours
/c/: 67 days and 22 hours
/jp/: 67 days and 22 hours
/aco/: 74 days and 21 hours
/out/: 78 days and 13 hours
/diy/: 84 days
>one season
/wg/: 103 days and 14 hours
/d/: 103 days and 20 hours
/toy/: 123 days and 4 hours
/hc/: 139 days and 15 hours
/p/: 189 days and 13 hours
/hm/: 195 days and 6 hours
/h/: 254 days and 13 hours
/e/: 288 days and 5 hours
/y/: 310 days and 21 hours
/wsg/: 311 days and 14 hours
/cgl/: 315 days and 10 hours
/gd/: 340 days and 20 hours
/hr/: 351 days and 11 hours
>one year
/cm/: 420 days
/n/: 629 days and 10 hours
/u/: 657 days and 18 hours
/w/: 658 days and 13 hours
/vip/: 700 days and 15 hours
/3/: 704 days and 5 hours
>two years
/i/: 953 days and 17 hours
/t/: 1053 days and 5 hours
>three years
/po/: 1248 days and 13 hours
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>>2778326
rip reibear
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>>2778330
>reibear thread was 1668 days old
>pepakura thread on /po/ is 1248 days old
>420 days left
blaze it dude weed lmao
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It's only a very minor happening, but on /sp/, there is news that the new president of the Royal Netherlands Football Association (KNVB) is a man named Just Spee. People don't really care, but fuck them; I swear this is awesome news.

>>>/sp/93220997
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>>2778284
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>>2778373
Can you edit the guy on the left to be a pink, crying wojak? Thanks.
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>>2778408
the meme has already been baked, any further would burn it.
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>>2778358
that's fucking hilarious
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>>2778284
Not him, but fuck you too, retard.
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>>2778162
There's no need to dramatize it. People want to have fun on /qa/ and a few people desperately want to take it away and think frogs are the ultimate tool for that. There is no interaction. If you filter "cuck" are you in an arms race with teenagers? No, you're just hiding their posts.
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>>2778373
From my point of view the Weabs are evil!
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>>2778823
>want to have fun on /qa/
>by desperately bumping 30+ anime imagedump threads for months
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>>2778823
>People want to have fun on /qa/ and a few people desperately want to take it away
I saw the filter thing as only fun. It makes for interesting discussion, people are refining the filter, frogposters are changing the images. They're both having fun, the only people complaining are the eternally pissed off posters like >>2778841
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I don't understand why this thread is becoming the '4chan discussion thread' when the entire board can be used for that.
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>>2779032
it's a useful news ticker, spreading out the news across the catalog would be a mess.
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>>2778823
>People want to have fun on /qa/
inb4 schizospam

also you stupid fucks are making the mods enable like over 9000 rangeb&'s due to this inane faggotry even tho it only effects phonepostscum you're still taking the right away for people to post on 4chan its "not fun" you are effecting sane and non mentally ill posters who just wanna chill chat and take a break from reality take about their hobby or get involved with something they enjoy

literally please kill yourself not only for my/our enjoyment but for the health of 4chan, society and the gene-pool as whole

t. oldfag
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>>2779124
>the right away for people to post on 4chan
It appears you have not read the rules carefully enough, as posting on 4chan is a privilege. A privilege you earn each time you post, by successfully making the post.
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>>2779032
The happenings thread is 4 years old and has always been this way.

>>2779124
First of all, rangebans can be board-specific. If they're on multiple boards it's the mods being shitty, not a user.
Secondly, if you're going to pretend to be an impartial third party "voice of reason" why would you immediately start the post with "schizospam"?
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>>2779135
no its a privilege you lose when the mods/users that reported you think you are a huge faggot who should fuck off back to redit/whatever shit hole you came from
>butmuh4chinismadeforshitposting
just fuck off newfag 4chan as a whole isn't old/b/

people who get fucked over by rangeb&'s because of lee/ack/#qa/etc bullshit are unjust collateral damage
>>2779148
I'm the one that came up with schizospam desu senpaitachi spamming /qa/ and necrobumping is quite literally schizospam take your fucking meds
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>>2779032
>>2779094
>>2779148
The way it goes is that happenings and related discussion are the main content, with the former being primary and most important. What is discouraged is not the discussion of the happenings, but bringing up non happenings as an excuse for general meta discussion (there is already the rest of the board for that).

There will always be slow days when you will see more discussion than happenings, after all, the contributors are the people who browse the threads, and you won't always see a lot happening on your end. Whatever is a happening or not will also depend on who is posting and how much they know about the board.

In the end it's just etiquette for the sake of the threads not losing their purpose. Nobody can force you to give a shit, but it is something that can benefit you if you enjoy browsing them.
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It's over.
>>>/v/465028465
Also E3 is starting soon
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>t. oldfag
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>>2779250
There's a MEGA link with all of the drawings.
https://mega.nz/#F!FHJFlSDY!Tf2DRa21y3_DuYoiLrBiaQ
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>>2779250
Does E3 even matter this year I highly doubt anything amazing will be shown when was the last time the internet went HOLY FUCK HYPE over something that happened E3

would be hella funny if geno/banjo gets into smash tho /v/ would be broken for days if not weeks
>>2779257
speaking of pic related REMINDER WB is saving animation with 1000 minuets of hand drawn fucking kinomation some of it premiered in france yesterday for whatever retarded WB is going to be dropping looney tune shorts for a long ass time in the near future

from what was shown so far it looks really good and this is an insane amount of money to burn this could be the kemo that kills calarts
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>>2779260
whoops forgot a link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HM8fbuK9U
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>>2779260
E3 is worth watching for anything but the games, you may get one or two announcements worth a damn but the appeal comes from watching the incompetency and all the fuck ups.
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>>2779266
E3 is indeed only watchable for the cringe and how out of touch with reality devs/CEO's are can't wait to hear Todd go we are so sorry look at this 5 second clip of elder scrolls 6 its totally real guys
E3 being open to the public was the final nail in its coffin what a fucking joke just kill it already
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>>>/v/465038114
>>>/v/465038387
>open /v/ first thing I see
>open more threads even more bestiality
I see someone is mad and burned there tendies
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if it's garbage not suitable for /v/ that was deleted and would have probably been deleted on /b/, think twice about linking it here.
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>>2779280
This makes me wonder if bestiality is allowed in 4chan. I haven't seen threads about it on /b/ on years.
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>>2779309
The only ones I've seen were deleted but, it could just be the same kind of mod that deletes loli threads on /b/.
Or maybe in the state we're hosted in it's illegal.
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>>2779309
no its illegal in murica
federal>state laws
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>>2779309
it's not and never was allowed on 4chan, unlike C word. just waiting for the one mod here to wake up swing the hammer
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>>2779315
>C word
I've seen a lot of people being banned for saying cunny and even for simply posting the letter C. It's both hilarious and sad.
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>>2779320
"ironic lolicons" posting /tv/ memes and getting for it banned is indeed hilarious
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it just ain't happening
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>>2779324
What's an ironic lolicon? Also bump.
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>>2779973
see >>2772639
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>>2779979
That looks like the average spam thread. I still don't understand.
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E3 is tomorrow. Big happenings are promised.
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>>2780067
Thanks for the big important news.
>>2779250
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>>2779032
>I don't understand why this thread is becoming the '4chan discussion thread' when the entire board can be used for that.
Because the weeb mafia is flooding legitimate meta discussion threads away.
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>>2780067
The official website says it will be June 11-13.
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>>>/v/465121501
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>>2778845
It also affects everyone that shares the same range as the shitposters retard.
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>>2780215
>that one faggot who butted in and started trying to do his own version in the middle of the thread
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>>2780227
There's always one.
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>>2780215
FUCK YOU MODS
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>>2780215
>deleted
/v/ mods need to jump off a cliff
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>>2780215
What did I say about linking to funposting threads on /qa/
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>>2780292
yeah link them after archiving
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The site shat the bed for a couple of minutes, again.
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>>2780195
The big events yes, but the small ones like EA are tomorrow.
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>>2780623
there'll probably be a big one in around 12 hours because, after the smash tournament, a DLC character will very likely be revealed
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>>2780967
god please be banjo I wanna see /v/ have an aneurysm
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>>2781038
it doesn't matter who it is since /v/ will implode anyway
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For those who don't know: A russian janny on /int/ is known for deleting any threads even slightly bantering russia, pic related is whats currently on /int/ revolting against him.
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Janniefree /int/.
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/int/ janny woke up lol
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>>2781256
Almost /jp/-tier. Nice.
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>>2781038
>god please be banjo I wanna see /v/ have an aneurysm
I am betting my shekels on some franchise that nobody really hates or loves because nobody plays it.
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>>>/v/465218825
It's happening*, FUCK

*in about 1 hour
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it's over for b fags
>>>/v/465219860
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>>2781498
>modfaggot deleted videogames
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Kuroba, a 4chand client fork of Clover made after Clover's dev disappeared, has introduced emoji support (that only can be seen on Kuroba) and now phoneposters are spamming them everywhere.
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>>2781540
>I can now easily filter away phoneposters
This is actually great, I'm going to enjoy a much better 4chan now
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>>2781447
STICKY
>>>/v/465233341
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>>2781498
There was another supposed email supporting the contrary answer in the past.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/345453882/#345454785
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>>2781549
You can tell that the conference sucks because /v/ isn't completely flooded with threads about it.
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>>2781667
The boring kind of suck, not the funny absolute flaming fuckfest kind of suck
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>>2781549
BING BING WAHOO
>>>/v/465250791
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>>2781841
damn, feeny is an embarrassment.
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How is it that I can be warned on /v/ for responding to a spambot--as if I'm expected to know which posts are made by spambots--but nothing happens when I report illegal content?
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>>2781850
nevermind, nintendo got the names wrong and feeny is actually winning
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>>2774290
>snogs
I like calling songs snogs, too, especially if they're kind of bumbly or awkward. Let's be friends, anime recorder guy!
>inb4 he didn't link his own thread
Well, I still want to be friends with anime recorder guy.
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>>2781852
What illegal content have you reported on /v/?
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>>2781907
Someone made a threat against me.

On two previous occasions when I've reported illegal content, I was banned. Supposedly for abusing the report feature.
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>>2781915
A credible threat?
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>>2781917
How should I know? It's not my job to investigate something like that.
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>>2781919
So you're just reporting posts that say 'I should kick your ass' as illegal content. Got it.
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>>2781920
I reported a post that made a clear, unambiguous violent threat against me. I'm pretty sure that's not legal in the US.
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>>2781907
Not sure about that guy, but I reported CP on /s/ and it wasn't deleted.
>>2781915
>>2781919
>>2781922
...bruh. If you hadn't posted any personally identifiable information like your address or something (which would be incredibly stupid to post), there's literally nothing he could've done. If you take all online threats seriously, түөннә иco дилдo пэpcээcээн (миэлyйтэн хүвин хитaacти cүвэнтәәкcэcи кoкэмycтa) кәүттәэн мaхдoллиcиммaн вәхән лиўкyвoйдэттa я иcтy cэн пәәллэ кoкo вoймaллa, кийтoc.
>inb4 reported as a threat because you can't read it
It's not a threat btw, it's instructions for sexual pleasure.
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>>2781923
So 4chan is a place where you can threaten to commit violence against other users but using the word "nigger" results in a swift ban. Very cool.
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>>2781927
Whatever you say, Mr New.
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>>2781923
>>2781927
Not a happening, fuck off.
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>>2781927
Fuck off nigger or I'll find you and kick your black ass.
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>>2781927
If you think everyone who uses the N-word gets banned, then... I... I don't even know what to say... personally I think it should be filtered (it'd trigger /pol/ so hard, it'd be hilarious), but I'm fairly certain literally no one has ever been banned for saying it.
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>>2781928
Nice projection, newfag.

>>2781929
Why is this thread so fucking anal retentive about "happenings"? It seems like anywhere else on 4chan you can post anything anywhere, except this one thread on /qa/.

>>2781933
I called someone a nigger after he started attacking me and the tranny jannies came for me very quickly. I guess from now I should just make threats.
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>>2781934
>It seems like anywhere else on 4chan you can post anything anywhere
Go whine about this bullshit in a thread where someone cares, on /trash/ maybe.
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>>2781938
If nobody cares then why are people responding? Maybe try to think before you post.
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>>2781934
Your /pol/ is leaking. JANNIES, WE GOT A ROGUE /POL/ICE OFFICER HERE!!!
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>>2781941
Do you have autism? How do you mistake people telling you to fuck off for interest?
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>>2781945
Autism doesn't exist. Again, think before you post.
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>>2781946
Ok guys, pack up. This isn't just a /pol/iceman, it's also a troll. Get back under the bridge, unless you want to hear more masturbation instructions in a language you don't understand...
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>this thread
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>>2781948
I did not troll anywhere. Do you even know what that word means?
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>>2781950
>Autism doesn't exist.
>not trolling
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>>2781951
Why would it be trolling to state that something that doesn't exist in fact does not exist?
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>>2781949
This picture misses the point so hard.
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>>2781953
I know. I posted it on the wrong thread and was hoping no one would notice it.
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>>2781952
>he legit thinks autism doesn't exist
So, what do you believe vaccines cause? You're a very special /pol/iceboy, aren't you? A big boy, huh? Hm? What's that? You want mummy to hold you and read you a bedtime story? Awww. Let me be your mummy, then! I'm your mummy now! Time for your bedtime story! Yaaaay~!

Once upon a time there was a faggot, made up of sixteen very long sticks. They were so long that they wanted to be shorter, and as such consulted a fag. The fag caught fire and the faggot started burning, becoming shorter. It was so happy, its collective consciousness jumping up and down in joy metaphorically. However, it didn't take long for the faggot to start burning uncontrollably. The flames could not be controlled anymore. Eventually nothing was left of the faggot. An American walked up to the scene and was horrified, thinking a hate crime against homosexuals had just been committed, and when he asked Copper Spoon and was told that the one that set the faggot on fire was a fag. The American cop was terrified of the horrifying homophobia, but also glad because it was then that he realised Copper Spoon was half-black, giving him the "God-given right" to shoot him, but because he was only half-black, he couldn't shoot him dead in good conscience. So, he only shot Copper Spoon in the leg and laughed very loudly, calling him the N-word.

Moral of the story? It's all relative, but believing that autism doesn't exist makes no sense. Here you have proof of the existence of autism! This post! Yaaaay~, now you can start believing in autism! I believe in you! Autism is real! Believe!
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>>2781958
I mean, it doesn't make sense in this context, but it's also a stupid fucking picture to begin with and you shouldn't really post it anywhere if you don't want to get memed at.
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>>2781959
>he legit thinks autism doesn't exist
It's a 4chan meme.
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>>2781961
Anon, I hate to be the one to break it to you, being your mummy and all, but it's... it's not a meme. It's not. Sorry. Mummy still loves you, though! It could be a meme on /pol/, mummy doesn't know because your mummy had access to higher education than you in her youth, but if it's a meme on /pol/ that doesn't mean it's a meme on all of 4chan.
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>>2781965
It is a meme. Why do you keep talking like a retard?
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so many extremely low quality posts in here today
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https://www.thefreedictionary.com/autism

Basically, a person who is detached from reality. The word applies to many people on this website. If you don't want to be called autistic, maybe you shouldn't act like you are.
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>>2782073
I can't act like an autist since autists don't exist.
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>>2781967
Well, for one I'm autistic. I'm actually literally legit autistic. I don't think I'm talking like a retard, in fact I consider myself a very intellectual man--- I mean woman, I'm your mummy now in case you forgot. I can tell you, it's definitely not a meme. Maybe it's one of those new "memes" that are by definition not actually memes, but rather "humorous things" because your generation doesn't understand the concept of a joke unless it's a meme. There is nothing original to you, everything has to have a sauce. Fucking lol. Mummy is here for you, though! Mummy loves you. Just take your pills and тapтy кaкcин кәcин кoвaa ёхoнкин пyткээн (cyйхкy кәү тoдэллa хүвин) я кәүтә cитә cэкcилэлyнa. Киpёйтa киpe әйдиллэcи (эли cийc минyллэ, oлэнхaн нүт әйтиcи!) кyвaйллэн тaпaхтyмaa нийн үкcитүйcкoхтaйcэcти кyйн пүcтүт. Әйтиcикин тapвитcээ cэкcyaaлиcтa түүдүтүcтә, хэхэхэээээээ~!
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>>2781933
I once got banned for 3 days for attaching this image to a random post.
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>>2782082
You are extremely mentally ill and talking complete gibberish.
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>>2782086
Looks pretty off-topic to me.
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>>2782089
It was attached to an on-topic post.
And I was specifically banned for the racism rule, not off-topic.
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>>2782088
>he thinks languages other than English are complete gibberish
How many speakers would a language have to have for you to recognise it?
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>>2782091
I didn't say anything like that, which just proves my point.
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>>2782093
So you really think it's gibberish? It's Finnish. Finnish written in Cyrillic.
>inb4 you think Finland doesn't exist, either
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>>2782096
You belong in a mental hospital.
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>>2782097
Why?
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shut the fuck up already
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But anyway, I now accept that illegal content cannot ever be reported on this site. At best nothing happens, at worst I get banned. I'm sure other reports are equally useless/dangerous.
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Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a Crystal Child.

The Crystal Children began to appear on the planet from 1990 to 2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the 'Law of One' or global oneness. They are also advocates for peace and love on this planet.

They are mostly born by the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means that they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there into the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal Children's auras aren't specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn't in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will notice about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don't mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal Children are very powerful.
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>>2781949
I see wisdom in your image, but I saw fit to make several amendments.
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>>2782117
>[Tannhäuser Overture plays]
I've googled it and listened to it.
I don't understand the choice of the music at all.
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I considered Tristan und Isolde, but I was in a hopeful and conciliatory mood.
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And no I take it back, Tannhäuser accurately captures the spirit of /qa/. My instincts are always impeccable.
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>>2782123
>posts 9 minutes later
>listened to it
>it lasts 15 minutes
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he's probably one of those who listens at 1.5 speed
or just stopped partway wouldn't blame him most people think opera is boring
guess I could have written "back in black plays" or something, but I went with my heart
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wagner is 90% pretentious 10% interesting. Brahms is better any day of the week
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peak classical coming through
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>>2782152
Do you really expect me to not skip some parts and spend all 15 minutes just to understand your edit of already poorly made picture?
Well, that's definitely /qa/. I like you, guys.
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>>2782158
yeah well everybody likes the overtures
and there's like 200 hours of wagner music so you do the math
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>>2782162
>Do you really expect me to not skip
no, which is why I said "wouldn't blame him"
but

>Tannhauser sings a song praising Venus who has showered him with love for over a year. He finishes his song by asking for his freedom - he longs for a more simple, earthly life, and springtime filled with the sounds of church bells. Venus, disappointed, tries to persuade Tannhauser with frivolity.
>Tannhauser, still under the influence of Venus, sings a horrifying song of finding love in the pleasure of the senses. The women flee the hall and the other knights draw their swords. Elisabeth protects Tannhauser from harm.
>Tannhauser did not receive the Pope's forgiveness. In fact, the Pope told him that his chances of gaining absolution were about as high as the Pope's staff growing a flower from its handle. Full of despair, Tannhauser begs Venus to receive him once more. When she appears to him, Wolfram calls out that he sees a funeral procession carrying the body of Elisabeth. Tannhauser abandons Venus yet again and rushes to Elisabeth's coffin.
>Throwing himself over her body, he weeps and prays. Tannhauser dies, grief-stricken. Suddenly a young pilgrim shouts that a flower has sprouted from the Pope's staff.

That's the /qa/ of my heart.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT OF OUR HAPPENING THREAD YOU FUCKING MENTAL ILL SCHIZOSPAMING DOUBLE NIGGERS REEE
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keheh owned hard
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Int
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>>2782216
Don't give it attention, just report for low quality.
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>>2782230
>low quality
>/qa/
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>>2782216
>he doesn't know the mentally ill was the one who want to contain all the meta into one general while he shits up the board
looks like seeing everyone posting in here and not in his threads is driving him insane, toppest of kek
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>>2782126
Tristan und Isolde is such a fucking powerhouse to sing. Lauritz Melchior is, in my mind, a superhero. That guy had a fucking unkillable, unbreakable, clarion voice; yet, he almost never seriously trained or rehearsed.

>... [his] debut in the Walkure of the second cycle in London in 1924. On the day of the performance Melchior still had no rehearsal and told Walter he "had never seen, nor heard, nor sung on any stage the role I was supposed to sing that evening! He [Walter] nearly had a stroke: but as it proved impossible to hunt up another Siegmund, he was forced to bite the sour apple and let me sing the role without any rehearsal whatsoever ..."
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>>2781949
>>2782117
I know this is off topic w/r to this thread, but its right and rather amusing
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>>2782161
Who is the best 19th century composer and why is it Tchaikovsky?
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Free reaction faces! Come and get them before the mods see them!
>>>/v/465283846
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>>>/v/465284054
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>>2782630
Just because one phoneposter samefaged about
a hundred times to himself, no one cares.
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>>2782649
kys
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>>2782664
Someday you'll be old enough to post here.
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>>2782684
>Someday you'll be old enough to post here.
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>>2782706
>DW_GUpoVoAA1JNl
gb2twitter, maybe if you post enough wojaks there you might get another follower or two and sate your delusions of being an e-celeb for another day or so
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>>2782706
Hi newfag squad.
See you in a few days.
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>NOOOOOO STOP POSTING IMAGES I DONT LIKE NOOOOOOO THIS IS MY SAFESPACE MOMMY
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This thread has been utterly terrible. Just absolutely bottom of the barrel garbage-tier.
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actually happenings thread are usually cancer and this is the first time one has been semi-decent in a span
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>>2782727
you can post all of the bad self portraits that you want, it still dosen't make you less of a tard
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>you can post all of the bad self portraits that you want, it still dosen't make you less of a tard
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>>2782813
Hey, once your done posting your KYM wojak collection are you gonna show the class all of those epic rage comics you saved on reddit?
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>>2782767
Just filter him.
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>Hey, once your done posting your KYM wojak collection are you gonna show the class all of those epic rage comics you saved on reddit?
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kek remember the 4chan vtuber thing?
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>>2783142
Didn't Hiro cancelled it because he couldn't find a VA that wanted to work for free?
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>>2782831
>acknowledging wojakposter lowlives
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>>2783156
wouldnt be surprised
that greedy gookjew
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>>2783183
Who are you quoting :confused:
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>>2783185
>/jp/ memes
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Man the c-word bot is really working outside /tv/
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>>2783352
A bot? Tell more.
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>>2783360
Pedobot or cunnybot. It's a bot made by a pedophile from /tv/ that posts random threads about little girls from instagram every couple of hours. That bot has been operating on /tv/ for years, but a couple of months ago it started posting on other boards too. So far I've noticed its activity on /v/, /co/, /a/ (only once), /g/ (a thread was deleted a couple of minutes ago) and /pol/.
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>>2783385
>bot
It's someone doing it manually.
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>>2783385
>>2783403
This is very disturbing, and I have been on this site for a decade.
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Sticky for Microsoft's E3 conference.
>>>/v/465422921
Rumors say that Miyamoto will be there.
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>>2783455
That's quite the rumour.
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>>2783455
I can't believe Banjo is fucking dead.
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>>2783630
It's amazing how smashtards managed to flood /v/ even when the conference was about a completely unrelated subject.
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>>2783185
>phoneposter
consider suicide
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>>2783185
>:confused:
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>>2783739
see >>2781540
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>>2783630
>>2783643
Can someone please explain the whole Banjo in smash thing? Who the fuck is Steve? Why does that shit get spammed on /v/ constantly by what seems like bots? I tried asking in one of those threads once and no one filled me in. I was just called a zoomer pretending to be old and then I got banned. What in the fuck is going on here?
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Todd in the house tonight.
>>>/v/465474569
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Battle Toads triggered /v/ so hard that they are now migrating to /co/ or something.
>>>/co/108081507
>>>/co/108076120
>>>/co/108080999
>>>/co/108079713
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>>2783870
If you are not just shitposting I am gonna explain it to you after the conference is over.
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>>2783876
>that third thread
Fucking /v/ doesn't even get the meme right.
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>>2783870
tl; dr: rosterfags are the new consolewarfags
A bunch of smashtards believe that there will be a Microsoft representative in Smash Bros because they say so. The most popular choices are Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie and Steve from Minecraft because there have been a lot fake leaks about them. This shit has escalated to the point of becoming consolewar-tier shit with faggots throwing shit from both sides and even making "alliances" with smaller groups of rosterfags.
This shit is so complex that I don't even know why they flooded the catalog when the last supposed leak didn't even mention Steve, Banjo or Smash Bros. They're simply stupid and rosterfag threads should be banned because they're mere shit posts.
gif related are these threads in a nutshell.
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>>2783877
I am being 100% genuine. I haven't played smash bros. since the n64.
>>2783885
Thank you, Anon. I think that I understand now.
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>>2783885
>I don't even know why they flooded the catalog when the last supposed leak didn't even mention Steve, Banjo or Smash Bros.
Same reason why the Elridck following grew so vocal even though the original "brave" leak didn't even mentioned DQ. People posting theories based on jackshit and the misinformation passing forward until everybody thought that the Xbox conference was the time when it would happen.
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/v/ is in love with their waifu of the day
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>>2783896
50 shekels that she actually is fluent but intentionally spoke in engrish for charisma points.
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>>2783900
it works for hiro
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>>>/v/465512867
btw sorry for linking /v/ so much, E3 is just a busy time of the year.
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>>2783952
that audio was only on that guy's stream. most definitely fake.
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>>2783959
My bad, I usually wait a bit before linking shit that could be fake but since it was Twitter I was worried that the links would be dead if I did so.
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>>2783952
You're good, I've appreciated some of them, others are less relevant but given the state of the thread, anything actually related to things happening on a board are welcome
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>>2778326
>/qa/: 45 days and 2 hours
Should we attempt to make a thread last a year?
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>>2784455
>once I reach page 11 I'll be freeeeee!!
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>deleting a tskmiz thread
Mods on /a/ are absolute retards.
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>>2784650
It kinda deserved it, to be desu. Those threads have been getting more and more off-topic since SSR stopped airing.
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Posting "russia" in an OP is now banned on /int/
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>>2784677
No. There is still discussion, and they're posting the author's random art. The threads have discussion of the new manga too. These threads are actually pretty good. There are tons of more worthless threads to delete, that don't get deleted.
But what am I even complaining about, when legitimate threads for airing shows get deleted on a regular basis for no reason? Like threads for a new Strike Witches episode.
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A rare sight of a mod doing his job on /v/

>>>/v/465611953
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>>2784748
Forgot to mention, the thread was closed on page 9
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>>2784744
There is still discussion, hence "kinda". My issue is the signal-to-noise ratio, brought way down by all the depressed faggots blogging about their lives, the tkmiz stalking club and that one yuurifag who just doesn't know when to quit.

I still wouldn't want it deleted, even if I'm not going to read it, but unlike many other threads that get deleted on /a/ nowadays, I think I understand why it got booted.
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https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/108090101/
I love /co/. Even when they had the opportunity to do something horrible with a dumb little girl who was willing to do anything to find an image they did nothing sick (for 4chan standards). If that girl had asked on /tv/ 4chan would have already closed and the FBI would be going after Hiro.

This also makes me wonder how that girl found /co/ in the first place.
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>>2784773
How reddit of them. /co/ is soooo wholesome!!!!
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>>2784773
Pretty sure /co/ doesn't care about 3D funnies.
>>2784777
Historically, they just had the attitude of wanting to avoid the /b/ ish edgy retardation. It got less sappy as time passed but it's still in there.
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>>>/g/71325095
The cancer has a new mark that will help to identify it.
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>>2784787
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/co/ is a very feminine board isn't it?
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mods mass-censoring topics about studies on non-ionizing radiation on /sci/ because shills spammed the board in an effort to shut down discussion
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>>2784797
so I guess they succeeded
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>>2784726
Works for me
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>>2784799
nah they're getting btfo in a new thread now
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>>2784455
>we
The state of discord trannoids. So this is the main goal of this cricle jerking general
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>>2784801
good to hear
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>>2785024
nvm mods deleted it after pro-5G shills got btfo
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>>2783385
>a bot
Kek nah
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>>2784787
Whats actually more depressing is that's one of the the better threads on /g/ all day.
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>>>/v/465635636
CHINA TIME
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>>2784744
>>2784650
The threads stopped talking about tkmiz and her works, only post about how bad everyone was feeling.
And thats ok, multiple threads are like that but a thread was made every time the old one died which is a big no.
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>>2784787
Literally for what purpose? How long until mods filter this?
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>>2785109
>her
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Who's tkmiz?
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>>2785124
mangaka who drew Girls Last Tour
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>>2785124
Potato last tour author.
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/g/ is being spammed.
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Thanks mod. Have a Spurdo.
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>>2785206
why would someone even spam /g/ with this stupid phoneposter app honestly this is a tad more than just being a seething autis
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>>2785324
Some guy said he'd spam the board if mods didn't worldfilter the emojis, so I guess he did. He promised he'd return in 3 days.
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>>2785326
They were two different people.
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new bread when?
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OK, I made a new thread because nobody else wanted to make it.
>>2785864
>>2785864
>>2785864
>>2785864
Sorry for not using a pic of the popular threads, but the images of the home page don't load for me for some reason
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>>2785866
It's alright, I appreciate the initiative.



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