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>>9384570*Nika dropped to her knees as Holly abruptly closed in on her.*Can we have a no-holds barred? I want to see some brutality.
Just reposting:Nika, I am a simmeranon so can sim the Holly-Nika match if you are comfortable with it. The only Holly match I simmed she won so lmao. Otherwise, we can put it off, all the same to me (even if I think we have an idea as to result). OR looks like Xbox Anon is here
>>9384652Also fine with no-holds barred
>>9384655Could be wrong but I dont think 2k really gets managers super involved like that desu so even if she comes out with her stablemates you might want to not have her main thing be managing
>>9384675Yeah, i'm fine with that still. She's both a proverbial and literal cheerleader, cheering her team on to victory from the sidelines... maybe sliding them steel chairs or distracting the ref if the sim sees to that, but that's fine too.
>>9384653Oh nevermind, checked downloads and Maid Nika is not uploaded yet.
>>9384570>dojo backs its ownI like this idea a lot. The characters don't have to be friends but it makes sense for there to be a sort of unspoken camaraderie between the girls who broke in together. Their careers may go in wildly different directions but it'd be cool for there to be a kind of bond between them.
>>9384675I've seen heel managers throw foreign items into the ring and break up pins.
>>9384554I didn't realise how difficult it would be the write an underdog babyface when I created Amy. I spent so much time thinking about her character and presentation and didn't think too much about her physical attributes. She's ridiculously small so she's immediately bullybait which makes it harder to sell wins and losses without coming across as unbelievable or pathetic.Interestingly one of my first experiments was a cross between Jamie Hayter and Nagatoro but I couldn't get the tanlines how I wanted them. This is why I have a certain affinity for Holly Hope-Again because she's the character I almost made, even the Muay Thai background is eerily similar.
>One down.>In the end, that finnish whale was an easy hunt.>It took me 3 finishers to take her down, but 3 arrows for a prey of this size is acceptable.>You may have heard the thunder during our match, but that was just the Lion's roar.>And the preys know. They spread the word already.>The APEX Predator is here, and the Hunt has only just began
>>9384873*begunFuck me, I'm going back to sleeo kek
>>9384851Tanlines with the AI are a bitch. A lot of the time, Holly has no clothing, her body is entirely white, or has red limbs. But I am happy with those images I get that portray her (ever-changing) tanlines.I do like Amy's babyface fire. Keep it up, Flamy Anon.The dojo class of Feb 23 will rise!
>All smiles
>>9384886I always liked how they stayed mostly consistent, I can only imagine how many generations you have to do to get them to look right, since half the time when I generate pom pom images with Sapphire, they're anywhere but her hands, even with the (((holding pom poms))) prompt, and that shouldn't be anywhere near as complicated as Holly's excellent looking tan lines.
>>9384886Yeah I couldn't get any consistency between models so I gave up on the tan/tanline character and started over from scratch. I like my CAW a lot but she needs some work to make her wrestling style more appropriate (that's not a slight on whoever created her btw) to her character but I don't have the game and it's full price on Xbox which is just ridiculous.
>>9384911>I can only imagine how many generations you have to do to get them to look rightNot him but If only you knew how bad things really are
>>9384795Did you check her 2nd attire?
>>9384925Still need to update the CAW, will do that soon.Her 2nd attire will be the maid outfit
>>9384922I did see the horror that was the half skelly, half skeleton being ripped in half monstrosity you posted a few threads ago. I can only imagine ho worse it gets.
>>9384922>What is a Skellyton's favourite snack?
>>9384851>>9384886The WWE games also have a frustrating habit of blurring *anything* on a CAW around the crotch. It used to be the chest for females, as well.That's why I had so much issue with the tan lines on Holly v1
>>9384942Some of these Sapphire pics remind me a little of Barbara from Genshin Impact.
>>9384945>Unlimited Rib WorksI'll be back later Waifumaniacs, have fun!
Is there a way to see what specific part of a CAW is from a DLC pack?
I’m loving Big Gals’ character work, it’s building up to maybe a great match. I’m 0-2 so I don’t think it’s worthy of its own spot on a PPV no less. I was thinking this week, I get simmed through a few jobbers, just to get my confidence up. I lost that bet to Lucy Lincoln, so Mouffette is NOT gonna be stinky, BUT IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY!!! she has to shower every day this week, the final day being just before SDIST
>>9384630>Friends, Spaghettians, countrymen, lend me your ears!Name>Corn GirlShoot Name>Corntney CornellDate of Birth>June 11, 2002Hometown>Corn Town, USAHeight>5 ft 9 inWeight>120 lbsEye Color>Maize YellowEntrance Theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_caMQpiwiaU&ab_channel=schmoyohoFinishing Moves>Cream of the Crop (Tour of the Islands)>Hardcore Corn (Athletic Plex)Signature Moves>Cornholio Trio (Rolling Triple Gutwrench Suplexes)>Cobblam! (Pumphandle Suplex)Wrestling Moveset Base>Jeff CobbPreview Bio:>Just a small town girl, living in a corny world. She took the midnight train going to Spaghetti Town.Corn Girl is Coming
>>9384983I can kinda see that, yeah. Counterfeit really gives that vibe more than the others but sometimes AOM will sneak in the curlier pigtails.>>9384988Take care Skellyanon!
>>9385015Nope, you just get 'You used this DLC at the end''Yeah on what?''Fuck if I know'
>>9384978It's still find it jarring when you see the beautiful anime inspired pics people post here compared to the in-game versions with their weird proportions and mangled faces.One of my friends has 2K22 and I find it virtually unplayable, most of the time I just watch him play because I find playing it unbearable.
>>9385027>Entrance ThemeBased
>>9385031Do you have the DLC/can you "get" the DLC for simming?
>>9385052I got all the DLC, so I can sim as much as I want.
>>9385039Yeah, the only way I found to make playing a 2k22 CAW bearable for the story mode was to give her facepaint. Doesn't help that I suck at making faces in games anyway, but still, even the defaults are rough.
>>9385039I agree. HCTP is one of my all time favourite games, and nothing has got me close to that.
>>9385030I got some really nice AOM results last night based on the tips you gave me in a previous thread and RRanons list of prompts.>>9385057>nWo HollyBased.
>>9384795Maid Nika is now uploaded as Nika's 2nd attire!
>>9385084Thank you based MManon!
>>9385071For me it'll always be No Mercy. The controls are more intuitive, the moves are satisfying, there are more reversal options, there's a sense of size and weight, the computer sells injuries (except HHH) so you can break down body parts for submissions and there's almost none of this bullshit where someone gets hit with a big move and they immediately get back up (except HHH).
>>9385074Glad i could help a bit! and I'd totally have used her as my basis for building Sapphire on if I had a non yarr-harr'd copy of the game... and if i hadnt uninstalled it to make room for other games because fuck if everything nowadays isn't 70+ GB.
>>9385084"Did you say 'Mad Nika'? That's a cool nickname.""... no."
>>9385125Yeah this is maddening, 50gb game plus a 20gb day one patch plus all the rest of the bloat they'll add over the years that does nothing.
>>9385121>"Game director: Paul Levesque."I'm actually a bit too young for No Mercy... my first was actually Know Your Role, but I took a break after WWE '16 until buying '22 because of these threads.
>>9385071>>9385121For me it's Smackdown v Raw 2007. God, I miss the SvR campaign.
>>9385193For my money (literally), '07 was the last good one.
>>9385200'10 wasn't horrible, and might be my bias towards my love of the brood and having their entrance in a 2k game, but '13 wasn't afwul.
>Your Majesty? She's asking to speak to you... sort of."I'll be there soon. I'll just have to explain this to the whelp again."[1/4]
I think the first wrestling game I ever owned was WWF Super Wrestlemania (1992) on the Sega Mega Drive.
>>9385217"I don't understand why she is the way she is. It's impossible to reason with her. It's like talking to an animal.""Surely it's nothing I did? I have been busy with the Peasant, so I can't imagine she could blame me."[2/4]
>>9385218Renting WCW/nWo Revenge from Blockbuster on a whim was what got me into wrestling.
>>9385226"I hear you wanted to speak to me.""Wait. Before you say anything, I want to make you an offer."[3/4]
>>9385169>"Game director: Paul Levesque" He made them make him the most powerful character in the game. He sells almost nothing, kicks out of finishers and I think the only way I ever beat him in the game was via countout DQ.
>>9385226>[A few moments later]"So, do you agree to my terms? Answer me---- Lillith."[4/4]
Who’s biting the bullet and getting 2K23 for the new waifu CAW?. The character creator is fantastic! I have it, but don’t know how to upload videos and such. I’m on PS5. I can try my hand at trying to create them and uploading them, then someone else can sim the battles to post
>>9385251BASED
>>9385251KINO KINO KINO
>>9385230>it'll never be like that again Feels bad man.
>Alright, I'm done waiting around.>While the rest of the Dojo Rookies were off watching their Annie Mays and trying to play baseball with the veterans, I've done the more important thing: Off-Screen Training!>Apparently that's made me the forgotten one of this class, but don't forget, a warrior like me thrives in combat, and I've seen a lot of it. Now I'm going to prove it against whoever wishes to be my opponent!>So come on, put up or shut up, because I've been itching to crack a skull or two!
>>9385254I'm horrible at creating CAW's, or i'd give it a go. If we decide to migrate to 2k23 i might actually pick it up on steam to attempt to make Sapphire.If there were a want for it, I could even stream matches/shows to twitch for a watch-along PPV feel.
>>9385362>Off-Screen TrainingWith a musical montage I hope.
>>9385362Sounds like Karna will need to beat around some jobbers.
>>9385362>>9385386EIGHTIES STYLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiDjYBe__AE
>>9385389
>>9384047>*Riley makes her debut in WWA. She walks out to the ring to give a promo to the crowd. A wide smug shit eating grin is plastered across her face as she begins to speak.*“Ahoy, mateys! My name is Riley Rumrunner and that is a name I assure you will NEVER forget. I’d first like to thank WWA for giving me the opportunity to speak and introduce myself to all you fat smelly incel landlubbers.”>*The crowd boos upon being insulted. Riley’s smug demeanor just seems to soak it all in undeterred as she continues.*>”And to the bilge rats in the back who call themselves “wrestlers”, this isn’t an introduction, but a warning. You get in my way and I’ll blow ya down. NOBODY gets between me and my booty. Speaking of which, I can’t think of a better first contribution to my WWA war chest than to win the upcoming Rookie Cup at Showdown at Spaghettitown. That’s right. I’m calling my shot and taking no prisoners. One by one, I’ll make ‘em all walk the plank until I’m the last one left standing. It’s a new era in WWA and it’s time to set sail. Now hit my music! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”
>>9385427unironically, ending every promo with a hearty ARR is based as fuck
>>9385427>looks Riley up and down>notices the eyepatch"So, uhhh, what happened to yours?
>generating sleeping waifu images for later>no outfit prompts>AI decides she sleeps in a bra pulled up to her nipples, no panties, and tennis shoesI kekked
>>9385387>Jobbers, Jobless, you name it. Point is I'm looking for a fight!>>9385427Bold words, Ms. Red Ribbons. I gotta say your motives echo close to mine, but the truth is that your so called "booty" will be coming home with me and me alone! And if this Rookie Cup is a real thing, then I guess I got something to look forward too!
Hello my Waifumaniacs. It's Mother's Day in Bongistan so I'm spending it with family. Phone posting rn but will be on later. The PPV after Bishoujo at the Beach is Onsen in a Lifetime right?
>>9385588YES!
>>9385588Onsen a Lifetime and then SummerFest where the waifus have to wear yukatas
>>9380577>Kehysi osoittaa, että olet kuivunut, etkä pysty kestämään pitkiä kohtaamisia.>Nainen eikä mies voi viedä minut alas ilman, että on valmis menemään koko yön.
>>9385640I remember there being a spanish speaking wrestlefu and it'd be nice if you could feud with her for some classic Tekken interactions.
>>9384570>Holly, Rabbit and Amy are natural rivals/foils. Unsure who of those two is more tweener, but Holly is certainly the heel.I'm fairly sure that the one who calls her compatriots "side characters", sends them menacing DVDs, doesn't have a problem with her brother being threatened as long as it fits her fantasies, and brutally beats up those who insult her husbando, is more the tweener.
>>9385717I can imagine the two of them yelling nonsense to each other, with others thinking:>I don't understand what they said, but I'm sure they're very angry at each other!And then the actual translation being:>I think that the post you made about your new puppy was really cute!>Thanks! I hope the dinner you and your boyfriend enjoyed was delicious!>Let's meet for a coffee sometime! >Definitely, I can even bring my grandma's home-made apple pie with it!
>>9385027I always pop for Corn Girl
>>9385486>Riley seems offended by being asked such a bold and forward question as an opening line. A hint of anger filling her face.You dare ask me such a personal question!?>Riley composes herself and continues.I’ll have you know it was cut out and cast into Davy Jones locker.>Riley stares at Amy’s one good eye for a moment. A mischievous grin appearing on her face as a sinister thought creeps into her mind.Perhaps I’ll cut yours out and put it to good use for once ya scallywag.>>9385557>Riley smirks at her before responding.Oh is that so? I don’t think you’re ready for a salty seadog such as myself. You step into the ring with me, expect no quarter. I’m leaving with those riches one way or another.
I gotta admit, I'm jealous of all y'all great stories in the fed. I'm just glad I can help in with my own CAW and simming.>Mighty Milf's music hits as she walks her way down towards the ring, grabbing a microphone as she rolls into the ring. She stands still for a while whilst looking down at the ring before speaking up.>"Curry Girl" she holds up one finger. "Shogun Aina" a second finger comes up. "Who's going to be the third?"
>>9385217>>9385226>>9385233>>9385251QUEENO! Also Queen needs to move to the top of the ass tier list right now.
>>9385785Third what?
>>9385810POC she beats up
>>9385746>The one person Olivia likes is someone she logically should not be able to understandKEK, would be funny>Good morning, everyone! Rookie Shogun Aina here.>Sunday morning is commonly when Americans go to church, right?>While I am of a different faith, you really should be doing so for the sake of enriching your soul. Praying or donating to your local church is good, too!>Most important of all, PLEASE do not trust any wayward onis you happen to see in the WWA. They are dangerous. Evil to the core, and most certainly *can't* be working for any (legitimate) shrines. >But fear not! No matter if their only combat experience is chewing a particularly stubborn sesame seed on a bun, or if they were a former contender to the title, they are no threat. >As you will soon see at the upcoming Showdown in Spaghetti Town, so long as I'm here, you are all safe.
>>9385778>Oh, there's a lot of quarters involved in this! Can't wait to DECK you in the face a couple of times, by hand and foot!
>>9385917But that's Miss USA
>>9385942Kek wrong pic
>>9385907Cousin Korma?
>>9385942There were are.
>>9385785>Looking for a third, huh?>How about I make my return to action by making you my first?
>>9385778>>9385907*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_gr5_v1Uvw hits as Sapphire walks onto the stage, wearing the local sports team's biggest rival's cheerleading outfit and holding a microphone*>Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa>Hold on here, cut my music.*the music fades out as the crowd boos her attire*>I was just made aware that I'M supposed to be in this little rookie cup or whatever>And to top it all off, They want to throw me in where i could face off against one of my own Divine Angels, Lucy?>No no no no no, that is NOT going to happen.>I don't care about winning some stupid cup>I could buy ten thousand cups with a single swipe of my parents credit card>So I'm officially WITHDRAWING my name from this contest>If you want to give my spot to someone else, go ahead. In fact...>You know I saw this cornstalk looking bitch backstage on my way out her>Maybe if she takes my spot she'll last longer than it takes to make a bag of popcorn.>I doubt it though, because she, just like the two of you, and everyone else in this little cup, will fall into place at the Divine Angels feet!*Sapphire turns back to leave the stage and the arena*
reminder this drops soonaiming for 5 or 6 hours from now but may rush it or delay it if it's near a thread endt. haileyanon
>>9386024Thanks for the update. I've planned my afternoon/evening around this.
>>9386024Based
>>9386024>LOOKING FORWARD TO IT MISS HAILEY
>>9385640ستغرق الأمر 6 دقائق فقط بالرغم من ذلك. كنت أتمنى المزيد من المقاومة ، لكنك فقط فريسة خائفة. عد إلى التغذية على العوالق ، أيها الحوت ، لأن هذا هو الشيء الوحيد الذي يمكنك اصطياده.
>>9385964>It would be my pleasure darling. Show me what you got.Simming this match soon.
>>9385969>Heh, guess I can say it now.>Not gonna make it...kid.
>>9386079>GET OUT!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO SPREAD YOUR JIHADIST PROPAGANDA HERE!!! NO HONEY, NOT ON MY WATCH!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED AND TOO MANY YOUNG AND INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN ENDED BECAUSE OF YOUR WAR AGAINST GOD FEARING CHRISTIANS!!! WHERE IS MR. SPAGHETTI DOG!!!??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! WE ARE IN SPAGHETTI TOWN, USA HONEY, U.S.A. WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE AND NOT TERRORNESE!!!
>>9385785Even though it's been a while, Mighty Milf vs Zunigoth is still one of our best feud>>9386024Looking forward to it
>>9386158>هل قُتل عدد كبير جدًا من الأشخاص؟ أستطيع أن أجعلها واحدة أخرى. أو يمكنني أن أجعلها 322 مليونًا أخرى. لكنني لست جهادي. مجرد صياد يبحث عن الجوائز. تريد أن تكون التالي؟
>>9386216>LOOK LADY!!! I AINT BUYIN WHAT YOUR SELLING OVER HERE!!! HERE IN AMERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN!!! SO SPEAK AMERICAN!!! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW, WITH MY FISTS!!! EITHER THAT OR WATERBOARDING YOU IN GUANTANAMO BAY!!! NOW MAKE A CHOICE MISS MOHAMMED!!! STOP TERRORIZING THE WWA OR EXPERIENCE THE TRUE AMERICAN DREAM BY GETTING YOURSELF AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET MY BOOTS PERMANENTLY IMPRINTED INTO YOUR ARABIC ASS!!! AND WHEN I DO KICK YOUR ASS BE ASSURED THAT IT'S NOT ONLY MY BOOT BUT THE BOOTS OF THE 2,977 AMERICANS YOU KILLED DURING 9/11!!!
>>9385907>Riley shakes her head, but can’t help and chuckle at the pun.Ha! This one’s got jokes. I hope we cross paths in the Rookie Cup tournament so I can see if you are just as clever in the ring. Would be shame if all the bravado was a front and you turned out to be a nervous WRECK.
>>9386301>Wait-wait, hold on...Stop terrorizing the WWA!? But "terror" is my middle name!!!...A loudmouth and a hypocrite...truly the American way...
>It would appear that things are heading along nicely.>The snake follows the trail of the wolf, a foolish lion believes she will rule the pride forever, blind to her pack's suffering and two mice fight for gold in the belief they that are actually dragons>Everything is falling into place.>Though, one thing does trouble me.>Pray tell newbie. What could that be?>Despite the collapsing of foundations, the ever-influx of new talent leaves the promotion no less strong for losing it's initial footing. As if when one leg is removed, another takes it's place and steps forward>If such matters concern you, perhaps you should observe their next event yourself? I admit that their prominence is troublesome but that makes it all the more important for us to incite such failings>Yes, attend Showdown in Spaghetti Town dear new sir. It will be important to see why we do all this...>All for them...
>>9386301>لذلك اخترت أن تكون هدفي التالي. تعتقد أنك قوي ، ولكن ضد الأسد ، حتى النسر سوف ينحني. اللغة التي أتحدثها ليست لغتي ، إنها لغة الغزاة.>I can speak your language.>لكنني اخترت ألا أفعل ذلك ، فقط لأغضبك. بالنسبة لي؟ لغتي هي لغة الصيد. المفترس ، أو الفريسة ، لا يهم ، فأنت في الجانب الخطأ من السلسلة الغذائية
>>9386367>WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T C.A.M.E.L.T.O.E. AND MALE EQUINE. IT TOOK YA BOTH LONG ENOUGH TO PONY UP AND GET THE COURAGE TO ACTUALLY TALK TO ME!!! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!!??? DID MR. HANDS WANT TO GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND!!!??? AND YOU DARE TO MOCK THE AMERICAN WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS THAT OUR WAY IS PAVED WITH GOLD WHILE YOURS IS PAVED WITH THE CORPSES OF YOUR COMRADES FROM THE PMC AND MALE'S DROPPINGS!!! SO BRAVO GIRLS YOU DARED TO SPEAK UP, I APPLAUD COURAGE BUT YOU HAVE JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKES OF YOUR EVIDENTLY SHORT LIVES!!! SO HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTHS ARE YOU PUT YOUR SERVICE WEAPONS WHERE YOUR MOUTHS ARE BECAUSE I ASSURE YOU LADIES, A BULLET WOULD HURT FAR LESS THAN MY FIST GOING THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!
This rookie cup idea shouldn't happen until this ppv gets done.We already had a tourney and if we are gunna have another one so soon, I suggest contendership for the IC title since the slot is still vacant.only needs 4 participants this time instead of 8.
>>9386024The sooner the better for me.
>>9386569ok will keep in mind
>>9386553We also might want to sim Tropical Lovers vs WarHorse before the PPV to see who should contend for the tag titles
>>9386593from what I know, waiting on hailey's announcement before we go further on that.
>>9386593Why is there not a Divine Angels team in this scene
>>9386606Singles feuds.
>>9386585generating my pics now
>>9386615Two of Lucy, Nika and Sapphire can tag
>>9386626Nika voluntarily lowered herself to jobber status.
I suggest you all hold your horses on booking tag title challengers until after ttpwh (it's soon)if just so you understand NATOs perspective on itt. haileyanon
>>9386450>OH HONEY YOUR TERRORIST GOBBLEDYGOOK HAS NO POWER HERE!!! THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!!! NOW ASIDE FROM YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH I ASSUME THAT THEMS IS FIGHTING WORDS!!! AND YOU SEEM TO BE A SMART WOMAN, I MEAN YOU AND I PLAYING A SIMILAR GAME!!! >يمكنني التحدث بلغتك أيضا. 3 سنوات في قطاع مكافحة التجسس في مكتب التحقيقات الفدرالي.>SO MADAME, YOU CAN CHASE ME, HUNT, STALK ME ALL YOU WANT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE'S ONLY ONE APEX PREDATOR IN THESE PARTS AND SHE WEARS A COAT OF RED, WHITE AND BLUE!!! AND ONCE I SINK MY TALONS INTO YOU, THEN YOU'LL SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN!!! AND A WORD OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE HUNTING DANGEROUS PREY YOU BEST NOT MISS BECAUSE YOUR SECOND SHOT ISN'T GUARANTEED!!! SO TAKE YOUR SHOT SADIIQ BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO COWARDS WHO SPEAK THE TONGUE OF THEIR OPPRESSORS!!!
>>9386501>being this smug after murdering two people
>>9386501>Oh don't us wroooong Miss...McDonalds! We HIGHLY agree that America is paved with gold!...For once...heh, I concur.>See!? I mean, after all your country...>Funded our company ten times over...Funded our company ten times over...>...to fight battles that your precious Barack Obummer refused to send his own troops into! >So like I said, thanks for giving us life!!!America itself is one thing...but the people, people like you, need a harsh wakeup call from someone who has actually seen the field of battle... >>9386672Nothing wrong with a bit of fun banter though IMO
>>9386079>Olet hyvä puhumaan paskaa vain, kun olen salilla parantamassa itseäni joka päivä.>Palaa näyttelemään vessaa joillekin öljyrikkaille sheikille.
>>9386676الأسد لا يفوت فريسته أبدًا ، ومخالب النسر لا تستطيع فعل أي شيء ضد بدة الأسد. لكن هل أنت حقا نسر؟ أنت تعترف لنفسك أنك مجرد كلب يتغذى. لا يهم. الفريسة هي فريسة ، وسآخذ ذلك الفراء الأحمر والأبيض والأزرق ، وألفه حولي عندما تستلقي عند قدمي ، مهزومًا.(The Arabic is fucking with my phone because it's read right to left kek)
Rowdy Rory participates in some photoshootings for the official WWA magazine.
>>9386705>OH SO YOU'VE COME CLIP CLOPPING BACK I SEE!!! AND WITH RECEIPTS!!! SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT GALS, YOU GOT ALL THAT FUNDING TEN TIMES OVER BUT YOU STILL BOTH FAILED TO DRAW A DIME BETWEEN YOU!!! AND OBAMA WAS ONE OF OUR WEAKER COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF BUT HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO ENDANGER OUR CITIZENS WITH PETTY AND INSIGNIFICANT WARS!!! I MEAN THAT'S FOR CANNON FODDER LIKE YOU GUYS!!! EXPENDABLE LITTLE PONIES GALLOPING AROUND MINEFIELDS TO CLEAR THE WAY FOR ACTUALLY COMPETENT SOLDIERS!!! SO DRAW UP YOUR BATTLE PLANS, DUST OFF YOUR WAR CHESTS, WAR WHORES BECAUSE WHEN THE TIME COMES A DECLARTION OF WAR WILL BE DRAWN UP AND MUCH LIKE HOW HISTORY HAS SHOWN, AMERICA ALWAYS WINS!!!
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>>9386797That's what it is haha, I was having a problem highlighting it.
>>9386842
>>9386779الهزيمة يمكن أن يكون من الصعب ابتلاعها. لكن الطبيعة تأخذ مجراها. لا تتردد في طلب المساعدة من سيدك الأمريكي وحلف شمال الأطلسي. ربما سوف يتكيفون لإرسال الطعام والأسلحة إليك ، بشرط أن تنشر مؤخرتك لهم.If you're not aware, Olivia had her first match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLuHjUrJsM
NATO + Olivia vs WARHORSE + Neith would be kino, but then WARHORSE also need to face Tropical Lovers for the number 1 contender spot
>>9386797>LION, DOG EAGLE, MA'AM IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME BECAUSE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT THE MOST DANGEROUS PREY IS MAN AND ONLY ONE COUNTRY PRODUCES THE PINNACLE AND ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE HUMAN RACE AND THAT'S AMERICA!!! AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE ONE TRUE FACE AND ABSOLUTE ACE OF THAT VERY AMERICAN RACE!!! SO SHARPEN UP YOUR SPEARS, MAKE SURE YOUR AMMO IS REFILLED AND GET YOUR HUNTING PERMIT READY BECAUSE IT'S AMERICAN WOMAN SEASON AND BOY AM I READY TO SURVIVE ANOTHER SEASON AND TAKE A HUNTER DOWN WITH ME!!! AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I'LL TAKE A PAGE OUT OF AN AMERICAN ICON WHO EMBODIED THE ARTISTIC AND CULTURAL RELEVANCY OF RURAL AMERICANA AND GO FULL ED GEIN AND MAKE A CARPET OUT OF YOUR HIDE ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!
>>9386986I'd be keen as a bean for that but we'll see where TTPWH takes us.
>>9386641>>9387050Nika anon, not Nika. Please don't get mad at her Priscilla.
>>9386988أنت فخور بأن تكون قمة السباق الأمريكي ، وهو سباق خلل الجينات ، والذي تم إخضاعه ليس بالقوة ، بل بالوجبات السريعة والدعاية التلفزيونية. سباق لم يسقط في المعركة ، لكنه ترك نفسه ينقرض ببطء من قبل أسياده الأقوياء. أنت أفضل من الأسوأ. خير العبيد. مثير للشفقة. لكنني لم أرفض مطاردة أبدًا. سوف نحارب. سأقاتل لأنها طبيعتي. سوف تقاتل لأن أسيادك
>>9387081I didn't plan on making her that talkative and mean at first, but well.. kek
>>9386779>>9386797>>9386881>>9387081these types of characters just end up pictures to me.I still have no idea what's olivia's deal and the same happened to neith.was excited for her too.
>>9387081>HONEY THE ONLY MASTER I SERVE IS THE BABY JESUS SO YOU KNOW THAT YOU GO AGAINST THE ONE TRUE WAY TRUTH AND LIFE WHEN YOU GO AGAINST MISS USA!!! AND ALL THE CRITICISMS YOU HAVE OF MY GREAT COUNTRY IS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER TASTED FREEDOM AND THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT AMERICA GIVES ALL IT'S PEOPLE!!! GO TO ANY POPEYES' CHICKEN RIGHT NOW AND ORDER A CRISPY HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH AND TELL ME THAT WE HAVE FAILED AS A SOCIETY BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION AND HATE YOURSELF REGARDING YOUR HATRED OF AMERICA AS SOON AS YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST BITE!!! THE SUN ALWAYS SMILES DOWN ON THE AMERICAN EMPIRE FOR WE ARE ETERNAL!!! WE ARE THE ONE TRU SAVIOURS OF THIS PLANET AND BOTH WORLD WARS HAVE PROVEN THAT!!! SO COME AT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT MY SHEILD IS THE LORDS AND MY SWORD IS CAPITALISM AND I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE MIGHT OF AMERICAN INDUSTRY!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS MISS USA!!!
>>9387162>>9387162Made her speak arabic in an answer to Olivia speaking Finnish, and she kept doing it because Miss USA was annoyed. Neith is really just an honorable monster Heel looking for strong opponents and ideally teaming up with Nefertiti. The arabic is not her gimmick and it won't be a regular thing
>>9387227
>Miss USA understands ArabicW-what does it mean bros...
>>9385486>>9385778>tries to make a friend>gets snubbed againthis gimmick is pain bros
Any tip how the AI can draw me a boy with hair like that, next to my waifu? What prompts are required, I tried everything
>>9387227>GO TO ANY POPEYES' CHICKEN RIGHT NOW AND ORDER A CRISPY HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH AND TELL ME THAT WE HAVE FAILED AS A SOCIETY BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION AND HATE YOURSELF REGARDING YOUR HATRED OF AMERICA AS SOON AS YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST BITE!!KEK
Goodmorning waifumaniacs. Been busy all of yesterday.
I think I made myself a dimes drawer right here.
>>9387257*arriving at the studio*>IT MEANS NATO HAS THE GREATEST INTELLIGENCE- INFORMATION GATHERING AND DECRYPTION- IN THE WORLD
>>9387356More of her, with her Lucha mask on.
>>9387316I'd like to help ya, but I honestly have no idea beyond just keep trying. Anytime i try to get two people in a shot they meld into some weird abomination of one being, but when i try to get solo pics it spawns two perfectly normal people.
>>9387287F
>>9387365nice, I like how in the picture she has the look of a girl who is running late.
*knock knock*>Eh? Who is it... Oh, just delivery man.>Yes, Wild Emerald order new weights.>Uh... Wait, please.>...Surfer Girl? Sign for package, please?
>You are locked in concrete cages. >There are words you cannot say out loud. And your children are subjugated by TV commercials. >In fact you are just agreeing with what I said. >A simple sandwich can make you docile. >Are you a prey? Or are you just livestock? >Personally I like my meat rare and without corn syrup.>But I will give you one thing. America is a land of opportunity.>You've given me a new hunting ground, and you are the prey.
>>9387367That's a big tittied Lillith brother
>>9387500I'm pretty alright with that. My prompt was basically just "Christina Hendricks with a Lucha mask on" and this is what it spit out.
forgot to reply to this>>9384154>I work alone, always have.>But if you wanna help then prove you are worthy.>If you and the little indjin that could can team up and beat any of the Divine Angels in a tag team match we might be able to discuss your usefulness.>Or you can challenge them to one on one fights, the choice is up to you.
>>9387500Lillith already is a big tittied Lillith.Speaking of Lillith I bet she is WWWAAARRR in the sheets.
>>9387487>Hmm, no problem ipo.>Alright, where do I sign, delivery man?Finally back home again, MM V Cassie Kade match coming soon.
I described my wife accurately and it spit this out. I wish I lived in anime world sometimes bros.
>>9387601I think I've seen her before, is she a blacksmith with a son?
>>9387575Sounds like a kino matchup
>>9387575The form itself holds a large number of purchases. Fruits, weights, protein powder, books. All coming from Spaggidogga.com, a totally-safe e-commerce site.There are also a few picture frames purchased, for precious memories.
>>9387367>Lillith at home
>>9387487>>9387639Based, I miss everyday life interactions.
>>9387574Nah, Lillith is PPPUUURRRE in the sheets
>>9387639>Everything here as Wild Emerald ordered!>More tropical fruit from Surfer Girl islands!>Bigger weights for Wild Emerald to lift!>Books for Surfer Girl to read to Wild Emerald at bedtime!>And photoboxes for wedding photos!>Now we go gym at home! Just no drop weight on floor, make hole like last time Wild Emerald tried deadlift.
Event idea tell me to fuck off if you hate itWWA: Forbidden HoleMatches feature WWA wrestlers facing off against opponents from the smaller WWE promotion
>>9387575>MM V Cassie Kade match coming soon.Booba battle
>>9387823
>SHB>Hello everyone.>I got a passport and a letter in the mail today.>It came from someone named "Spaghetti Dog".>The passport is to this place called "Spaghetti Town".>I didn't believe it, either.>The letter reads as follows:>"Dear Mr. SHB. On behalf of us here at the WWA, we wish to formally invite you to the Showdown in Spaghetti Town Pay-Per-View Event. Included in this package is a passport and tickets to let you sit closest to the ring. Also included are meal tickets for all the spaghetti you can eat. Enjoy yourself.">I guess it's an offer I can't refuse?>I'll be there.
>>9387764>Thanks, you're the best ipo.>...One problem though, I can't lift the box with the weights...
>>9387575mm are you about to post this match?I have a 13-post long promo I'm ready to do and I wanr to be mindful of space for others
"we interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this special announcement">Hello everyone!>to celebrate tonight's episode of Taking The Piss with Hailey Britannia *whispered prompts from off-camera*>We're having a very special event at Adolf's Bar in downtown Spaghettitown *more off-screen murmuring*>WWA management have put a...>WHAT?!?*slightly louder but unintelligible murmuring*>WWA management have... generously... put TEN GRAND behind the bar for all WWA contracted talent and staff>First come! First served!*looks off-camera*>are you INSANE, we can't even FIT that many people in here*more unintelligible murmuring*>IT'LL BE A TOTAL BLOODBA...*the WWA logo fills the screen then fades to black*
>>9386881>Parempi olla lännen puolella kuin olla Venäjän narttu>Nauti hiekka- ja verirahoistasi, jotka molemmat ovat poissa sukupolven kuluessa
>>9388003Go for it, I can wait with the posting.
>>9388082>Adolf's BarOh my? Is it finally time for the debut?
>>9388126ok it's snowtime then
1/13>ALL THE GENTS STRAP IN AND ALL THE LADIES STRAP ON, FOR IT'S TIME FOR THE FOURTH INTALLMENT OF THE WAIFU WRESTLING ALLIANCE'S GREATEST INFOTAINMENT PROGRAMME, >*TAKING THE PISS*>BROUGHT TO BY YOURS TRULY,>MOI,>HAILEY BRITANNIA>AND WE'VE GOT A REAL GEM TONIGHT. FIRST A SITUATION REPORT ON NATO'S SUPREME CONTROL OF THE WWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES>AND THEIR CHALLENGERS>OR LACK THEREOF>THEN, WE BRING IN A SPECIAL GUEST, VIOLET BEAUREGARDE>AND THEN THE FLOOR OF THE STYUDIOS OPEN UP FOR ANYONE ELSE TO SPEAK THEIR PISS
>>9388082good thing half the roster are below the drinking age in America
>>9387975>Have no worry, Surfer Girl! Wild Emerald has the boxes!>...Must have forgot more boxes outside door. Guess Wild Emerald forgot ordering weights from weeks back!
>>93881392/13 >FIRST I MUST ADDRESS THE RUMOURS AND CHATTER REGARDING MY LOVELY FRIENDS AT PIZZA PRINCESS>MAMMA MIA, YOU ESPECIALLY ARE A GEM, CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING>AND I ALSO WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY HANDSOME CHADWICK WHO ORDERED THE HAILEY BRITANNIA SPECIAL
>>93881503/13BECAUSE> FOR THERE ISN'T A LASS MORE SPECIAL THAN HAILEY, SHE LOVES ALL YOU LADS chyeh
>>93881654/13>AND I ASSURE YOU ANY WHO FELL ILL TO SYMPTOMS AFTER DINING ON SUCH A FINE DISH ARE UNFORTUNATELY THE VICTIMS OF A FELL SABOTAGE>SABOTAGE BY THE WANKERS AT BURGER BROAD>AS THEY WOULD OOLWAYS SAY ON ME DEAR DEAD BROTHER'S FAVORITE INTERNET BOARD, "AROUND THE BLACKS NEVER RELAX">HERE BEFORE YOU I HAVE A HAILEY BRITANNIA SPECIAL PIZZA AND I WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT IT IS SAFE TO EAT
>>93881775/13>AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU WITH MY OWN SOFT, LUSCIOUS MOUTH
>>93881836/13>MMMMPH... ghgh... MMMMM! MMM!.. THIS PIZZA IS SO, SO GOOOOOOD! -ghk... ghah... MMM! AND SO SAFE! ...aghk... YES! DELICIOUS AND SAFE PIZZA THAT IN NO WAY TASTES TAINTED BY SPOILAGE! ..ahghk..
>>9388177>I HAVE A HAILEY BRITANNIA SPECIAL PIZZA AND I WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT IT IS SAFE TO EATRest in pepperonis queen!
>>93881997/13>gehem... so...>WELCOME WAIFUS AND WAIFUMANIACS TO THE >STATE OF THE TAG TEAM DIVISION ADDRESS>TONIGHT IS THE ( ) OF MARCH AND AS OF TONIGHT THE NORTH ATLANTIC TITTY ORGANIZATION- THAT IS, THE SCINTILLATING MISS USA AND THE UNPARALLELED HAILEY BRITANNIA- REPRESENATIVES OF THE MIGHT OF THE ANGLOSPHERE- REIGN SUPREME AMONG ALL TEAMS IN THE WAIFU WRESTLING ALLIANCE>AND OUR MIGHT IS EXPANDING, DO NOT BE SUPRISED IF NATO'S OUTREACH MAKES ITS WAY TO AUSTRALIA AND VERY SOON>ANY POSSIBLE OPPOSITION KNOWS THEY HAVE NOT A BLOODY CHANCE AGAINST NATO
>>93882118/13>SORE WHORES, I MEAN WAR HORSE. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW UNFETTERED ACCESS TO FIREARMS? DANGEROUS VIOLENT CRIMINALS LIKE CAMHOE AND MARE LITTLE PONY EMERGE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE MY BOOTS TO THEM, AND OI WOULD LOVE TA SEE MISSY RUBBING THEIR FACES IN HER GLORIOUS AMERICAN BUM, BUT IT LOOKS AS IF THEY 'AVE SET THEIR SIGHTS ON LOWER TARGETS. AS EXPECTED, THEY'RE WRAPPED UP IN SMALL SCALE TACTICS WHILST NATO MASTERS WORLD STRATEGY.
>>93882239/13>THE DIVINE ANGELS: POSH LITTLE PISSSWALLOWER DIVINE AND THE IRISH BOTCHED ABORTION. I LARF MY ARSE OFF SEEING NIKKI KADE- YES, NIKKI I SAID YEWER NAME, IT'S YEWER LUCKY DAY YOU DUBLIN CUM BIN- GET PADDLINGS FROM THAT LITTLE POSH SLOOOOT PRISCILLA. CLEARLY THE DEVIANT ANGELS ARE TOO BUSY IN KINKY FUCKFEST MANSION TO GO AFTER ANY KIND OF BELTS THAT AREN'T SEX RESTRAINTS. I WON'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING THE OTHER TWO. NATO WON'T EVEN CONSIDER THAT PISSANT JOBBER B-TEAM, FOR NEITHER OF THEM WILL EVER BE ON A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH LEVEL.
>>938823910/13>BUBBLEGUM CRISIS- YEA IF OI WERE A LAD I'D PROLLY BE CRANKING MY KNOB TO THEM TOO, THEY TAKE A NICE PHOTOGRAPH>BUT ALAS! IT'S A MISSING PERSONS PHOTOGRAPH, FOR THESE TARTS ARE NOT TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR THE WWA RING>I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THEM IN THE LOCKER ROOM>NOW ME AND ME BEST MATE MIIIIIIIIIIIGHT HAVE SEEN THESE TWO SUCKING LOLLIES AND STRUNG OUT ON MOLLY IN A RAVE CLUB BUT I AM *NOT* SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT THAT>OR ME BEST MATE FOR THAT MATTER
>>938824911/13>AND THEN WE HAVE THE MEGANEY-KO POWERS>THESE DAFT CUNTS ARE SOMETHING RIGHT OUT OF ANIME>BUT NOT THE *COOL* KIND OF ANIME>I MEAN THE *BENT* KIND OF ANIME THAT MAKES THE BOYS WOTCHING IT THINK THEY ARE GIRLS AND THEN MUTILATE THEMSELVES, JUST SAD>JUST AS I DROP THAT SORT OF TRANIME, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO WOTCH THE MEGANEYKOS' MATERIAL>I THINK I SAW SOME SCHIZO SHITE WHEN I DID CATCH A BIT>AND THEY CALL THEMSELVES """"POWERS""">TRUE WORLD MEGAPOWERS ARE NATO AND NATO ALONE>THESE LOSERS' COUNTRY IS NOT EVEN ON THE MAP! I SHOWED YOU ALL THE MAP EARLIER! NO WHERE TO BE FOUND IN NATO'S WORLD, OR THE WORLD OF WWA TAG TEAM COMPETITION
>>9383928>Syber vs.Cassie Kade (Hardcore match for Title)I was thinking that Cassie was gonna fight Rowdy Rory one on one or atleast both of them being in the 4 way.>>9378934>>9379082>>9379251I was gonna do an open challenge for the title for the ppv, which I'll do when Hailey finishes her TTPWH.>>9379401>>9379502
>>938825912/13>NOW THIS BRINGS US TO THE TROPICAL LOVERS, COCONUTS AND WATERMELONS>THERE ARE NICE, SUPPLE, BOUNTIFL AND ENJOYABLE TITS IN THIS WORLD- SUCH AS NATO'S TITS I REMIND YOU ALL- AND THEN THERE ARE ABOMINABLE FETISH BALLOONS SUCH AS WHAT WILD EMERALD AND SURGER GIRL HAVE INFLATED>AND THEY SURE DO SHOW THEM A LOT. AS CHEAP AND NO-DIMES HARLOTS USUALLY DO>AND WOT'S THIS- YOU ARE 'LESBIANS', 'MARRIED' AND WHATNOT?>I GET IT. THERE ARE A TONNE OF GIRLS AND WAIFUS I WOULD TONGUE KISS AND FINGERBANG FOR A LARK, JUST TO WATCH THEM SQUIRM>BUT YOU GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE GETTING COMMITTED>THE BELL TOLLS FOR BALLOON GOBLIN AND ISLAND MONKEY'S SEX LIFE, FOR 'LESBIAN BED DEATH' IS A THING AND IT'S INEVITABLE. YOU'LL LOSE THE PASSION>JUST AS YOU LOT HAVE NO PASSION TO PURSUE NATO'S TITLES>AND I GET THAT TOO. WE'RE TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU. HAVE FUN, LADIES>WHILE IT LASTS chyeheheheh
>>938827013/13>AND SO AS YOU OOL CAN SEE IT IS DREADFULLY EVIDENT THAT THERE IS NO COMPETITION FOR NATO. AND THAT'S A BLOODY SHAME, INNIT?>ONE OF THIS PISSANT LOT HAS TO EMERGE OUT OF THE SHITHEAP, SO I SUGGEST THE FIRST TWO WITH ANY TESTICLES>NO I DO *NOT* MEAN LITERALLY WITH FOOKING BOLLOCKS YOU SIMPLETONS>I SUGGEST TWO SETS OF THESE DIMELESS SHITTERS HAVE WHAT AMERICANS MAY DELIGHTFULLY REFER TO AS A 'TARD FIGHT' TO DETERMINE WHO IS FIXED AS THE SECOND BEST>OR LEAST WORST>IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER TAG TEAMS IN EXISTENCE, ANY AT OOL!, IN THE WAIFU WRESTLING ALLIANCE, I DO ASK YOU TO PLEASE INFORM THE NATO MINISTRY OF TITLE DEFENCE BECAUSE YOUR IRRELEVANCY HAS YOU MORE FORGOTTEN THAN COUNTRIES LIKE MICRONESIA OR TOGO OR ARGENTINA>NOW LET'S MOVE AWAY FROM THOSE UGGOS AND IMPROVE THE PROGRAMME BY TALKING TO A NICE FACE- AND NICE SET OF TITS TOO>VIOLET GET IN THE HOT SEAT, YOU'RE ON TAKING THE PISS WITH HAILEY!
>>9388262Oh, I thought syber challenged, I'll make a note of it then.
>>9388270BODIED
>>9388270>Dead Bed WalkingKek
>>9388139>>9388150>>9388165>>9388177>>9388183>>9388199>>9388211>>9388223>>9388239>>9388249>>9388259>>9388270>>9388278We love our Bong GOAT
>>9388312God save our shitpost queen
>Breaking WWA News!>Entire Tag Division Calls It Quits: "Too Much Banter," Cunts State
>>9388278>I've been waiting here the whole time, you told me to enjoy one of your newcastles while I waited.>But I had three while you prattled on about the most worthless division in the company.>Let's get this over with so I can get properly drunk.Violet finishes the beer and sits in the interview chair.
>>9388284Btw, I am Syberanon, I just forgot to namefag before I posted that.
>>9388082
>>9388360>WELL YOU'RE RIGHT PISSED ALREADY>NICE, VIOLET>IT MAY BE EASY FOR ME TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR TOP>chyeheh>ANY WAY, >I SPOKE OF YOUR BONER OF CONTENTION WITH THE DIVINE ANGELS>WOT'S TO MAKE OF THAT? WILL WE SEE YOU IN A BRA AND KNICKERS MATCH WITH PRISCILLA OR SUMMAT?
>>9388270>...I think she just insulted us ipo, but to be fair I understood only like a quarter of what she was saying.>Need any help moving those boxes?
>>9388139>>9388150>>9388165>>9388177>>9388183>>9388199>>9388211>>9388223>>9388239>>9388249>>9388259>>9388270>>9388278Based
>>9388431>It'll take more than three beers to get me to strip for your show, Hailey.>Suppose you would like that, ratings would hit an all time high.>Going to be honest with you, I have no real issue with The Divine Angels themselves.>I just take great joy in causing a stir and there is a lack of groups in the company to have some fun with.>However, I think it is funny that they don't even make any effort in the ring to cause any harm. Just going around and bullying each other or homeless.>So I thought I'd throw a little spanner in the cogs and see what happens. You know?
>>9388438>Wild Emerald not understand much of drunk woman either! Are women from Britland all like that?>Here, teabox for Surfer Girl! Carry more in with Wild Emerald from outside home!
>I gotta admit, that was some S-Tier banter from Hailey.>Now that little miss snaggletooth is done with her "address", now's my time to shine.*begins typing furiously in tweetstagram*>ATTENTION ALL WWA PUSSIES!>Spaghetti Dog has booked me to have a title defense at Showdown at Spaghetti Town, but it seems as though he forgot to give me an opponent.>So, I turn to the infamous WWA locker room for fresh competition.>IF ANYONE IN THE BACK WANTS THIS TITLE, COME AND GET IT!>FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!>THE DIGITAL MISTRESS WILL BE WAITING!
>>9388505>I hope it's something tasty, and not that Yorkshire Gold rubbish...
>>9388490>OH I KNOW, AND I LOVE WREAKING CHAOS AND CAUSING DISORDER>AND I ALSO LOVE DRAWING DIMES AND BOTH OF US WOULD DRAW LOADS>...>...OF DIMES IF I DID GET YOU TO STRIP, VIOLET LUV>ANYWAY, ARE THERE ANY OTHER WAIFUS IN THE FED THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLES WITH? SOUND OFF, VIOLET- EVERYONE'S WOTCHCNG RIGHT NOW>CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE JUMP IN THE QUARTERLY (You) RATINGS FOR THIS SEGMENT
>>9388579BTW Haileyanon, let me know if I can post that MM V Cassie Kade match.
>>9388585go ahead, we're in the interview part of the programme and violet isn't planning to be there long so this might wrap in a few
>>9387906>Anonymous >eat shit, Make-a-Wish>cancer faking bitch Uh, ma’am? You can’t turn your phone on yet.
>>9388579>Fuck me do you always need to shout?>Can you at least get some sound dampening panels for your studio if you insist on being so loud?>The acoustics in here are giving me a migraine.>Anyways, it seems we are more alike that I had thought.>Yes, breaking apart such a group of misfits would delight me.>Well Hailey, if you wanna who I have troubles with let me count them off...>Flamy Lame for not having the guts to face me, not only once, but twice. I would have thought that beating her down back stage would have given her some reason to wanna face me, but I haven't heard a word from her since.>Then there is Babs Bunny, I got cocky by insulting her precious husbando. I plan to face her again later down the line to put her back in her place.>I can't stand that loudmouth Holly, all she talks about is her accomplishments in some mudshow indie scene, then she shows up and starts talking about getting the belt? Please.>I could go on and on about who I don't like in this place.
>RR: Okay Princess the shortbread is done but uh...why am I baking so much again?>PK: Mommy banned me from going out and buying sweets due to some "famine" or something so I'm afraid you'll have to sustain my sugar impulses dearest Rooster>RR: Okay...but how is shortbread going to help me defeat Lillith...>PK:...>RR:...>PK: Well you see, the heat and intensity of an oven could be compared to the heat of action within the ring!>PK: Yes verily, if you wish to best the ogre, a spree of brownie sheets is the next best step so let us venture forth with the chopping of chocolate!
>I was at a indy show today, when various people came up to me and said I looked like “Lil Miss Mouffette”. Zey would not believe I was her. Zey told me I smelled too clean. Qu’est-ce que c’est??? I still av 5 more days of ziz. Oof
>>9388082>>9388687*hic*>she said WOT?
>Kiipeä vartijaani... jos uskallat
>>9388735Based princess with a feeder fetish
>>9388687>VIOLET LOVE I'M FULL OF SEVERAL GRAMS OF {URE WHITE HOT ENERGY,>THAT'S HOW ALL THE GREATS MADE DIMES, TURNT UP LOUD>FLAMEY? SHE DRIVES A WHITE VAN WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS>MAKES SOME RIGHT JUNGLE BANGERS AS A DJ HOWEVER, HOPE SHE DROPS SOME MORE CHUNES>I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH THE RABBIT, I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR AUTISM>THIS IS WRESTLING NOT ADULT CHILD CARE>AND HOLLY? LAS MALVINAS SON FUCKING INGLESAS>SHE'S GOT A FUTURE THOUGH, UNLIKE THE ENTIRETY OF SOUTH AMERICA>IF THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TANNING OIL ON HER HAND I CAN SEE HER GRABBING THE BRASS RING>SO, VIOLET- BEFORE YOU RUN OUT, HOW ABOUT ONE NICE TITTY FLASH FOR THE FANS?
>>9388515>I'll take you mudderfahker>I am de most hardcore fighter in dis company and dat title vill be mine soon
>>9388239>Excuse me you uncouth animal. I'll have you know your claims that we don't pursue belts besides the ones I use on Nikki are completely and utterly false>I've been pursuing the intercontinental belt ever since Waifus Collide. Our IC champ just happens to be too terrified of me to show her face around here these days.>And as for that so called jobber B-team of yours, I bet either of them could take you one on one and make you eat your words just as quickly as you eat that horrific sewage from Pizza Princess
>>9388816>>AND HOLLY? LAS MALVINAS SON FUCKING INGLESASBased
>>9388816>I should have known, I'd bet your partner also partakes.>Those are just a few names, but I won't list them all here. If any girl wants to know if I have an issue with them, the answer is yes.>I told you before, I'm not drunk enough to flash my beautiful tits for your viewers.>But I am a big enough tease to do this.Violet flips her dress up showing off her panties.>You mind if I stick around here and clean out your beer fridge? I want a proper pregame before heading to that event. I suppose a few viewers might have some questions as well.
>Llllladies and gentlemen, it seems that Cassie Kade has answered Mighty Milf's open challenge!>We go down to the ring for this match.>I really wish someone would inform us whenever wrestlers do something like this.https://litter.catbox.moe/i5akgv.mp4 Link is up for 3 days.
>>9388937I'm on it, ribbit you can keep playing with Haileybro
>>9388768>Climb on my bouncerWhat did she mean by this?
>>9388764>>9388082>Uhm... Miss Flame? Have you seen my Big Sister? >She didn't come home from work, so I presumed she'd be here.
>>9388917>IT'S ALL YOURS, LUV >CHEERS>THESE DRINKS ARE ON WEBUYANYCAR.COM , AFTER ALL>SELL ANY CAR ONLINE, EASY>EVEN IF YOU ARE PISSED DRUNKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfuRQBxt7hA>*during the fadeout to advert*>...I'll snatch that satin off violet's tits eventually, >even if I need to book the Special Stipulation for it..
>>9388764>puts "Born Slippy" on the jukebox and bounces on the spot spilling alcohol all over the floor>scowls at anyone who tries to approach the machine*hic*>>9388983*hic*>imma fraid I haven seen her, kid>ish everythin okay?
are there first blood matches in 2K22?
>>9389012There are, but i don't know if women can get busted open.
>>9389010>puts "Born Slippy"based af I had that one in mind for a Hailey video in the future
>>9388951
>>9389010>Yeah, it's just that when she drinks, she kinda becomes...
>>9389028Yeah, women still can't actually bleed in 2K22, so therefore they can't have First Blood matches.
>>9389041>>9389010*Jumps on table*>I'M A GODDAMN FF-FUCKING SUPERHERO, YOU FF-FUCKING SIDE CHARACTERS!
>>9389040Kek, weird translation for me.
>>9388937She loves that ripcord knee
>>9388165>>9388177>>9388183>>9388199>THANK YOU HAILEY, UAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! LOVE YOU!!! TAKE THIS BURGER SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>9389053>Well, that happens.
>>9388937Youtube link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uziZka91xS4Still processing. catbox download speed was extremely slow
>>9389053>BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!*hic*
>>9388988Violet takes a nice gulp of another beer.>I hear they barely pay you more than scrap prices on that scam site.
>>9389039That would be awesome.
>>9389107*Hearing Amy, Rabbit jumps off the table and walks up to her drunkenly*>A-a-am... Ammy... Am... Krillin...>H-have you... Have you ever... C-considewed b-begoming a suberhero?>Lige... considewed n-not b-being a s-side chawacter?>I-it is really, really, good career choice ackshually... *Takes a big gulp from her bottle*>D-damn dis is good... W-wanna t-taste some S-space Medicine?*She offers the bottle to Amy*>Gome on... D-dage a sib!
A little training montage of Rowdy Rory.
>>9389196
>>9389165*downs a third and gives the bottle back*>thi sis why ur my BEST FWEND BUN*staggers*>I'D LUV TO BE A HERO WIF YOUUU>wat is dis stuf 'nyway?*hic*
>>9389196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0uIS-aA0M
>>9389210
>Damn it, why do they always fall down?!
>>9389239Rory, my love, lose some weight.
>>9389082
>>9389252
>>9389216>Oh, w-wad is id made oud of...*Giggles*>W-well, I'll lend on a segred...>You see, I mixed ub stuff lige *****, ***** ****, ***, ******, and mosd imbordendly *******!>D-dats how you make Space Medicine!
>>9389284*shoves a bar patron out of the way and put The Prodigy's "Out Of Space" on the jukebox*https://youtu.be/p4IDD4fFs94>BUUUUUN>s base medibin...>no drugs plssss*takes Rabbit's hand for stability and starts bobbing to the music*
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9389447>What's going on here >>9388082 ?
>>9389466>>9389354>F-Flamy?!
>>9389354>M-more Space Medicine!*She opens another bottle and takes a gulp*>H-here you go! *She gives the bottle to the even more drunk Amy*>Dage a good gulb!>>9389515>Sg-Sgelly!!!>G-Gome dage Space Medicine!
>>9388082>>9389354*Nikki enters the bar and blends into the crowd, she's about to go find someone to buy her a drink when she feels someone shove her and barge past, and her eyes light up when she spots a drunken Amy rushing toward the jukebox with no idea who she just shoved. She grabs a bottle out of a random guy's hands and sneaks up behind her*
I know it's off from everyone being a severe alcoholic but I thought I'd share Metal Gear Solid art style Kuro Noire. No photoshop, all ai, all ball torture
>>9389515>GELLI
>>9389532OH NO NO NO NO
>>9389535Very nice. Can't wait for a second episode of Spathetti Gear Solid.
>>9389532uh halp>>9389535Cool!
>>9389535Did she ever got her World Heavyweight titlematch? She did won a 20 Woman Royal Rumble for a future titlematch.
>>9389532*Grabs Nikki's arm*>What are you going to do now?
>>9389532>>9389562>Remember what you said about taking me out if I drop my guard?>That goes both ways, bitch!>>9389573*right when she's about to smash the bottle over Amy's head she feels someone grab her arm, and instinctively hits them with the bottle instead*
>>9389590*Ggghh*>Is that all you can do? You know who I am. I won't let you hurt Flamy. You'll fight her in the ring. And if you refuse, I'll take you down right here.
>>9389590>>9389650*Suddenly, Rabbit wraps her arms around both of their shoulders>Hey, hey! >I didn'd gnow dere would b-be more fewwas here! *She shoves the bottle to Skelly*>H-here, D-dage a good sib of S-Space Medicine!
>>9388827>Heh, surprised you're still lucid after Cassie brained you with that bat.>Welcome to my cyberspace, you Varg wannabe!
>>9389650>Haha, so Amy can't fight her own battles after all that talk yesterday? Fine, try me midget!*slips into crowd and pushes a patron toward Skelly, then grabs another bottle and throws it at her*
>>9389732*Amy locks eyes with Nikki and lunges forward only to slip on a spilled drink and faceplant onto the floor*"ffffffuckin FUCK"
>>9389532>>9389562>>9389573>>9389590>>9389650>>9389691>>9389732>What good is a pet if I have to go looking for her every time I want to have some fun?>Hmm the app says she's herePriscilla stops outside the bar>Seriously? I have to go inside a smelly, poor infested place like this?>I'll have to train Nikki into developing a higher standard of taste. After I punish her for making me come to a place like this to find her, of coursePriscilla enters the bar.
>>9389732>This is not a fight. She's completely drunk.*Kicks the bottle away and quickly close the gap*>You're going down.
>>9389252*After awkwardly staring at Zuni's booba for way too long, Little Brother finally realizes the situation's deterioration.* >S-sorry, ma'am! Need to go!>>9389691*Grabbing her sister be the collar, he successfully frags her outside*>L-let's go home, now!
>>9389821*sensing the tide turning Nikki grabs Rabbit's younger brother by the throat and uses him as human shield as she backs slowly towards the exit as Priscilla walks in*
>istumanousuja päiviä
>>9389819>>9389784>>9389746>>9389732>>9389691*Sitting at home, unaware of what's going on in the bar Sapphire is scrolling on her phone when she sees the 10k announcement*>Huh... >Too bad i can't even wipe my ass with 10k.>Let's see if we can't have some fun with this though*Sapphire downloads the jukebox app, setting the location to the bar, before spending $100 in credits on nickelback song after nickelback song, before going back to scrolling through tweetstagram to see if there's any mention of it*
>Things getting noisy over there, Croakie better finish her two beers and see what go on.>ribbit
>>9389832>on the second floor of the bar an anonymous patron films the unfolding scene on their phone>"oh this is just too perfect">"they'll pay big money for this footage"
>God this place smells.>Ah there she is>And she's fighting those losers!Priscilla rushes towards the action
>>9389832*presses a shard of glass to his neck and starts laughing*>>9389819>What now Skelly?
>>9389892>the bar staff, members of the pubic, as well as WWA employees watch the unfolding drama, a mix of confusion and horror>some shake their heads in disgust>others take videos of the scuffle>at least one is calling the police
wow le edgy girls sure are le edgy look how they do le edgy things
>>9389892>I'll tell you what you're going to do. Release him and leave. And... Look behind you >>9389891Your master found you.
*BEEEWOOOOO!!!!*>THIS IS THE POLICE SPEAKING!!!>As per the orders of the chief of Spaghetti Town Police, we have decided to scramble this gathering!>If you will not leave willingly, we will be resorted to using force!
>>9389892*trying to shake off the effects of the alcohol*>you came for me>here I am>let the kid go>I'll come with you
>>9389963>Why would I do that? As long as I have him you can't do anything>>9389891*backs up until she's next to Priscilla*>What do you want me to do, Madame Divine?
>>9389832So flamy is also cade poster?
>>9390001>All the cameras are on you. You're making your master look like a fool.
>W-w-wad de ff-fuck ff-fuck is even going on here...
>>9390019Nope, I think he wanted the scenario to go that way so he did a line for Nikki and it works so I rolled with with it.
>>9389535That’s incredible. You guys are gonna force me to get better at this AI stuff, aren’t you?
We need a new thread brothers. Image limit reached
We need a new thread so we can continue this, we're at the image limit
>>9389890>>9389919*Seeing live streams of the events, and recognizing Madame Divine and Nikki in the footage, she jumps off the couch*>Oh shit, I've gotta get down there!>CHAUFFEUR! Bring the car around! FAST!*She grabs her jacket before heading out to head down to the bar, throwing it on as she runs out the door*((Fuck, we're at image limit, so namefagging))
>>9390001>the cops are here, there's a bunch of phones pointing at you, it's over>let the kid go>>9390047Yes. I hope that wasn't crossing a line. There was a pause so I jumped in with something that seemed cool.
>>9390057>we need a new threadagreed>so we can continue thisno thanks
>>9389535That's really cool
>>9389963>>9389982>>9390001>We're leaving, but this is an excellent opportunity>This boy Nikki is holding is Ranger Rabbit's cameraman.>And here Amy is, offering to come with us>Well we're taking the kid, but if you come too Amy, I'll guarantee his safety>As for your safety Amy, well you'll make a good test for Nikki>>9389979Priscilla hands the officer 2k in cash>Walk away
>>9390073>I'll go>willingly
>>9390070Within the next half an hour you're going to skulk away like a little bitch just like you did last time. Lmao
I'm glued to the screen bros
>>9390073>Video evidence on everyone's smartphone and live TVngmi
>>9390068>>9390047I was gunna say, if that was the case then you had me fooled, since you both have different posting styles.>>9390073nice, hope priscilla gets arrested for trying to bribe a cop
>>9390073>Ranger Rabbit's Little Brother kidnappedWhat the hell is even going on in this plotline?
>>9390073>Priscilla hands the officer 2k in cashDID YOU JUST TRY TO BRIBE A LAW ENFORECEMENT OFFICER, MA'AM?
>>9390085>You shouldn't. There's no guarantee the boy will be safe, even if you go.
>>9390090Except I'm not faggy GGanon. I'm one of the other prominent anons and I'm telling you this shit has outstayed it's welcome. Other people post actual good stuff that gets totally fucking ignored or like one response. This shit is fine when it's like two contained posts but you're flooding with this shit.
>>9390142Post name or fuck off.
>>9390073>Ma'am... Do you really expect us to accept bribery? Hands behind your back, please. And let that Little Kid go before we prosecute of you a kid... uhm, rabnap!t. bolice
>>9390142Anons are working an angle and you're crying like a bitch because yours didn't draw. That's just cringe, take a break.
Well, I'll bake new thread
>>9388579>>9388687>>9388816Kek, these two are excellent at banter.
>>9390159Sorry, I'm phoneposting here. Also someone always spergs out whenever I make the thread.
>>9390149Don't feel like outing myself so when I cut an actual good promo later you fags can change your tune and act like I don't get praise constantly for my shit. I ain't even concerned about my stuff not getting responses because I do. I feel more for the Avas, Violets and Rileys who you lot fucking ignore to post 30 posts about "I'm so edgy and sex dungeon cut myself hehe" shit. Fucking Haileyanon got less from her GOAT posting earlier.
>>9390172i kinda agree with this
>>9390186>>9390186>>9390186
>>9390172What are you even complaining about? There's 5 different characters involved in an angle and you're complaining about how many posts there are? What do you expect? You're not even making any kind of argument you're just bitching for the sake of bitching.
>>9390172Okay mark.
>>9390187Because I'm right man. The fact that I have to hide who I am because these guys get so out of hand that I'd catch crazy heat and brigading from them for criticizing it under who I normally post as is so fucking dumb. I'm an anon who basically never criticizes anyone too. Some of the more tenured among you might be able to work out who I am from that.
>>9390208I don't believe you're a contributor. You're just concern trolling.
>>9390208>Because I'm right manLast time you got shut down by everyoneThis time you're talking to yourselfPlus >>9390194GTFO
>>9390216>>9390223I ain't that guy from like two threads ago and I certainly ain't guro/GG fag so I ain't trying to quote them when I say you guys would shoot go "fr?" if I outed myself as who I am. I just know if I did that'd probably be the end of me in these threads which would suck because I actually contribute a lot man. I don't even dislike the anons behind the edgy shit just fucking know when to put a sock in it.
>>9390246You're literally crying over (you)'s
>>93902461) You've pretty much outted yourself already.2)This isn't 'edgy'. It's a fucking bar brawl.
>>9390264Yeah I said too much. But this angle literally has attempted child murder, sex slaves and shota in it. It's edgy.
>>9390246You could've had your character interject at any point. If you're such an impressive writer you could've joined in instead of being a seething bitch.
>>9390274>attempted child murder, sex slaves and shotaWrong.
Good morning Waifumaniacs what is going on in this thre-
