no milly boutta hit like straight crack
>"DREAM MATCH"are they really this retarded?
>>9374183>el taco del burritoliterally who
>>9374183this is a 700k card
Go ahead, e-drone. Bray your little meme again. You still won't feel happiness.
>>9374183ahhh save us bazinga man!
>>9374436lmao no one knows
>>9374444>Bray your little meme againchecked and good morning, sir pilled
>no heat>no story>zero build>on free tv>dream match
>>9374183>NO DQ match for no reason thatll obviously have a fuck finish Lazy booking
mox and kenny are the only 2 people on that card who have drawn anything even mediocre for aew.bloodbath coming
>>9374402>are they really this retarded?tony was seething yesterday when people were asking "who?"
>>9374183>Skye BlueHnnnngggg, she's wasting her time in aew.
>>9374457Still waiting on that independent study, Tony
>>9374457So I’m not allowed to ask who? I’m supposed to Google a wrestler in order to watch Dynamite?
>>9374475>SPOONFEED MEGonna ask for a video package?
>>9374183aaa really gonna job their mega champ? sad!
>dream match with somebody most of the audience has never heard ofbooker of the year
>>9374454>no reasonAww, did your cuck leader not performatively rant about this part?
>>9374451>/breJ/>noun>the loud, harsh cry of a donkey or mule.>"the mule uttered its insane bray">verb>(of a donkey or mule) utter a bray.>"the donkey brayed and kicked"Do the needful.
>>9374472Didn't WWE literally fire someone for being too sexy?
>>9374457>join a SOCIAL media platform>don't make conversation by asking things like "who?"
>>9374532>one-word question>make conversationIs he...?
>>9374477>>9374477>Gonna ask for a video package?Yes because what if I look up a wrestler and through that search I find a rival companies stuff and end up watching that instead?
>>9374183>DREAM MATCH>El Hijo Del VikingoI've never heard of this person in my life until right this second
>>9374539Well I've asked who before on here, and sometimes people kindly say who they are, then you ask what matches you'd recommend then you end up thanking them, watching the match and go back to the person who recommended you the match and say something about it and the conversation evolves
>>9374444So you admit that you won't be able to get a milly next week? AEWtists sure are pathetic
>>9374539I actually did it here>>9370042>>9373294>>9373724>>9374314
>>9374457Is this old? There's no way he's doing this bot shit again after he just completely didn't follow up last time. It's like he wants to get shit on.
>>9374183>Toni Storm vs Skye BlueHOLY FUCKING COOM
>>9374477>Oh you don’t know who Andre the Giant is and why he wants a shot at the championship? Just Google him chud! We shouldn’t be expected to spoonfeed you with a promo on Piper’s Pit. You should just watch Wrestlemania 3 and shut up.
>>9374475>I don't know who that is, let's see if they impress me.Did everyone just forget that at one point they had no idea who anyone is, and they needed to just let them perform and try to win them over?
>>9374540>rival companiesAEW y AAA son parejas.
>>9374573I don't understand that reference anon because I wasn't born during the Carter administration.>>9374582You'll mindbreak the dronies with this.
>>9374562>Is this old?
>>9374596>he digs through old tweets of random users on twitter because they dislike aewdo billionaires really?
>>9374582Then don’t call it a Dream Match and make it a main event. Cope seethe dilate.
>>9374457>snowman getting paranoiduh oh aewbros he's about to go full Herb Abrams
>>9374596HE JUST DOESNT STOP LMFAO I swear AEW or TK does something embarrassing every single week. It must suck being in the AEW defense force.
>>9374602>questioning Tonytypical bot behavior
>>9374606Why can't they present it as a big deal? He's a champion, there's actually no winning. I swear I see both.>Why didn't they make him more of a big deal?!>Why are they making him out to be a big deal?
>>9374588>I don’t watch any media before I was born but you’re expected to know some unknown Mexican shitter main eventing.
>>9374617Jesus. TKs faggotry really rubs off on everybody. He'll just write off any criticism as bots and trolls so the show will never get better.
>>9374632No one knows who Taco y Burrito is and if you have to ask then he’s not a big deal.
>>9374632Calling it a "dream match" is smark reddit faggotry and encapsulated everything wrong with the company
>>9374632nowhere in that image is it stated he's a champ of anythingthis is a dream match of some trios jabroni and a random mexican
>>9374617>goldust sucking the bosses dick in publickwab
>>9374634Yes, boomEr. Sorry I'm living here in 2023 while you're still pretending your peak wasn't over my entire lifetime ago.
>>9374647How far the mighty have fallen.
>>9374183>no disqualificationisn't that just a regular AEW match
>>9374183looks like a great showi do not give one fuck if aew gets a million in the ratings
>>9374584I didn't know thatBut I mean maybe not in this instance but at other times, also if someone finds out about a wrestler through watching old stuff or stuff from different companies it might clash with how you want to present them now
>>9374617How can anyone see this as anything less than embarrassing?
>>9374457>Watching TV show>New character appears with know introduction>"Google it, chud">No milly
I hate this company and its fans so much bros
>>9374657yes you do lol
>>9374661Oh, you didn't know something? How unsurprising.>>9374677>no introductionkek they even gave you a little vignette and you're still fucking SEETHING.>>9374686Good. Be mad.
>>9374677>>9374686I had this Reddit/Twitter smark shit so much. Forever no millys for AEW.
>>9374705Yeah but you're seething
Ebot cope general
>>9374648>spends his "peak" simping for a man on the internetjust zoomer things
>>9374183when did Ambrose get that gay ass tattoo? what a mark.I have no clue who that mexican is, nor do I care.
>>9374716You're the one malding over randos on Twitter.
>>9374741>making fun of (You) is simpingNice cope, old man. Did you want a link to the video reel or is Twitter a little too new for ya?
>>9374677Anon, they're literally giving you the opportunity to check him out. I swear, this is a problem in every fucking medium these days, I've seen people argue that everything should be explained instantly while also saying show don't tell. In wrestling I have no idea why when people say "yo this guy is good and this is gonna be great" the attitude isn't "I'll give him a go and form my own opinion" let him speak for himself, if you're just mad about the phrasing being too "reddit" at least that's just standard 4chan contrarianism.
>>9374755>simping for a manwhy anon
>>9374771TLDR. What’s the story?
>>9374787Kayfabe: This is a wrestling company and they've booked a former champion to compete with a high profile wrestler from Mexico.Reality: The match probably is going to mostly be punctuation to let other story beats from the show breathe, or to facilitate a post-match angle.
>>9374747Why would I be mad about that? I'm laughing at a company and its gay fans, you're defending the company. I have no reason to be "malding"
>>9374771TikTokBrain has made already stupid people even dumber.>>9374776No Twitter?>>9374812No reason indeed, but you're gonna do it anyway KWAB
It's hilarious that there are AEW guys begging to be put on the card and Tony instead puts over outside talent.
>>9374835GODjama still livin' rent-free. Gotta love the Ojamster. King of /pw/ baby.
>eHdV>Mox v Stu>Toni>Skye>Hook>StokesI'm in, Tony.>Top FlightNeverfuckinmind, Tony.
>>9374705>Oh, you didn't know something? How unsurprising.Ok, how you know?
>>9374661>I didn't know thatKenny had their championship, and 2 AEW tag teams have been AAA tag champions in reigns that exchanged hands on Dynamite.
>>9374990The YB$ won the belts @ Rey de Reyes in March 2019 and it wasn't until December 28 last year that a team not contracted to AEW held the gold...for like 5 minutes before Dragon Lee retired.
>>9375026>everyone is GODjama!
They got mexican EVIL. Pack it in boys. IT'S OVER!
What’s the story?
>>9375107hotshotting a milly (and failing)
>>9374183Kenny vs Vikingo and Mox vs Stu both sound great to me
>>9375290forgot to mention that I’m trans. idk if that matters
>>9375362it's cool, it doesn't matter
>>9374183Interesting match up at the top of the card. Anyone wanna tell me the story so I can catch up?
>>9375413The story is Omega was AAA Mega Champion and had to vacate it due to injury cancelling his scheduled defense of the championship. Vikingo now holds it and wants the match he was denied.
>>9375435Okay but what's the story?
>>9375435>>9375445Surely this was explained on TV at some point? They have several hours of TV every week to set stuff like this up. Can't wait to go back and watch the build.
>>9374457Tony doesn't like New Day?
>>9374183So basically if you're black don't watch unless you wanna see a brother job out to somebody's kid.
>>9375445I accept your unconditional surrender.>>9375470Not enough faux-shouted expodumps for ya?>>9375493You ain't black and Stoke is like 5'1".
>>9375474>>9375493Oh shit I'm high I literally left this thread and clicked back into it thinking it was a different thread.
>>9375504>Not enough faux-shouted expodumps for ya?Not enough viewers for ya?
>>9375504I'm just waiting for you to explain the story to me, it should be easy
>>9375538Surrender accepted.>>9375548You'd think it would be easy, but I literally already did it and you're still too stupid to understand.
Stu is one of the better modern spot monkeys. Not sure what there is to do with that but back to back jobs is probably not it. That tag match is finning to be bowling shoe ugly. Gonna be it’s own episode of botchamania. Also take note unsigned wrestlers. Get some gifs on Tony khans Twitter feed and you can get a match on tv going 50/50 with a former world champ.
>>9375089>canadian cosplayer vs mexican cosplayerI can already see the pennies pouring in
>>9375563>Vikingo is some unsigned nobodyDo gringos really?
>>9375553>Surrender accepted. If you want the last word because it makes you feel better just say so bro.
>>9375586>self-reportYou're the one not answering questions, Sirs.
Why does Top Flight get so many championship matches for christ sakes
>>9375575Most smarks don’t even watch lucha. He’s a nobody.
>>9374990Well sorry, sometimes I skip matches if the wrestlers I like aren't in them, and Moxley was GCW champion but didn't bring the belt, Kenny's stopped bringing the NJPW belt as well so how am I supposed to know
>>9375665They're a fun tag team audiences like, so they're a nice "prove you aren't bitches" tag team to defend against. I'll take Dante Martin over "I really want to be jr heavyweight Ospreay #374"
>>9375793So fun they tank every quarter they're in.
>>9375840Bucks vs Top Flight in January gained viewers, and that was the last time Top Flight had a match just as a tag team.
>>9374183>Moxley still wrestling and not resting>boring Skye still getting matches>Hook in generalShit show.
>>9374183Literally every one of these is a Rampage match, wtf is Tony thinking?
>>9374183>Omega vs who>Moxley vs jobber>The Gunns vs Top Flight>Toni Storm vs jobber>Hook vs a manager
>>9374183Kek are those names randomly generated?
>>9374183I'm more surprised about The Gunns defending against Top Flight than Omega/VikingoAlso Skye Blue such a cutie, shame she is jobbing
>>9375869Yes. They must be over cause of this fluke and not the consistent pattern of them losing viewers.
>>9374183The house show has a better card.
>>9374457This spoiled nigger truly believes Twitter is real life wow
>>9374183Why is their first house show being better booked than this dynamite
>>9374183I've literally been on this board and watching multiple different wrestling promotions for years and I have no earthly clue who vikingo is. so anyone anywhere saying "who" is more than justified
>>9374183big milly big willy got the dronies actin' silly
>>9374444based digits of truth
>>9374457he's right, you know
>>9374457>justify the existenceAre billionaires really this entitled and detached
>>9378885you wouldn't know, you fat broke bitch
>>9378890no need to sign your post
>>9374439Maybe 600k. This card has that kind of ptential.
Not a dime in sight. Sad!
>>9374183>LE DREAM MATCHlol not watching that shit>Mox vs GraysonAnything with Stu is based. He'll carry Mox to a good match no matter how sloppy he is.>The Gunns vs Top FlightAnything with The Gunns is based. >Women's matchHard pass. >Hook vs HathawayThis'll be garbage but probably fun garbage
>>9374402I remember they tried to sell Jungle Boy vs Dante Martin as a dream match kek