*Castlevania music hits*>Ayo! The world is cold better bundle up! I said the world is cold better bundle..YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC, DAWG! CUT MY MUS..YO! YOU BETTAH CUT THAT SHIT!*HEH* So we got ourselves a "NEEEWWWW" champ here at AEW! Ladies and gentleman give it up for the great MJF! *laughs uncontrollably* Dawg, if you want to prove you was the devil, you shoulda stripped Mox while he was out and sucked him off right there in the ring. My man! My man, you ain't the devil. But you know who is? THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ME! IT'S ME DAWG! I'M A FIEND FOR DAT NUT! I'M A DEMON FOR DAT SEMEN! WHAT? WHAT NOW, PAHTNAH!? WHAT FUC..*beans a mic at a kid in the audience and yells in audibles while raising his arms* gimme a live mic..gimme..yeah.MJF! You have no idea how hungry I am for Kosher meat. PAHTNAH, I'm coming for that nut! I'M HUNGRY FOR DAT NUT! REMEMBER THIS MAX! REMEMBER! IT'S ONLY ANTISEMITIC IF I SPIT, DAWG!!! * throws down the mic*
hate this fat faggot like you wouldnt believe
>>8047944I read a third of this and it was awful
>>8047954>I read a third of this and it was awful
whoever makes these threads is a deeply closeted homosexual
>>8047963It's multiple people and they are all shoot gay.
>>8047967ayo this nigga kinda fruity fr
>>8048037No doubt these two swap semen
>>8047944>AYE YO DRACULA!>IMMA GONNA GET DAT NUT
>>8048361Holy fucking kek!!
never watched that tranny program, does he really have castlevania music?
>>8048382holy shit, he's supposed to be a favela tough guy character right?
>>8048437He tries to emulate Terry Funktmrhr0
>>8047944ironically this would actually get him more over
Based nut hound eddie
>>8047944No wife, no kids and no world title. What is Kingston going to say to his grandma this year
>>8048487>Mah! Mah! I'm addicted to nut!
AT WINTER IS COMINGTHE ONLY THING THAT'LL BE COMING PATNAHIS YOU
This gimmick is over with me brother
>>8047944>castlevania musicKek. Ill never be able to unhear this.
>>8047944>GET THAT NUT!>GET THAT NUT!>GET THAT NUT! >WE WANT SEMEN *clap clap clap-clap-clap*>WE WANT SEMEN *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
>>8048382This is truly terrible
>>8048382Horrible just horrible
>>8048520>GIMME DAT NUT JERICHO!!
Why are the posts in these threads so goddamned reddit? This is legit shit you'd see on r/SquaredCircle or something
>>8049412Someone didn't get dat nut.
>>8049848THIS is the postEDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>8049963>GIMME DAT GOLDEN NUT DAWG!!
whats the castlevania ost that sounds like eddies theme again?
>>8047954>>8047963>>8047972these trannies are SEETHING kek
>>8047963what makes you think they're deeply closeted?
>>8049412are people having fun? ON MY 4CHAN!?!?!?
>>8050171he's just hoping that they are
>>8047944Is he really using Castlevania music now? If so he’s instantly become the most based wrestler on the planet, even if he’s bottoming for Starks
king of the pre-show
>>8050117>this game sucks.
>>8047944Should have asked Vinnie Paz to do the song for him. I think he sampled bloody tears many many years ago
>>8048382Did Kenny rib him?
yeah this meme is over with mestaying power, regularly gets a pop
>>8048361Deserved more (You)s than it got
>>8047954"*Castlevania music" made me kek.Lighten up.
>>8051376Its ok, it wasn't that much work :) Thanks for the kind words
>>8052337Thanks for putting in the time.
>>8053579The Mad Head King is fiending for that nut.
>>8048361Symphonut of the Night
>>8051145Paz and the rest of the white boy communist rap community is absolute trash. At least juggalo rap is entertaining. begging you to gain taste.
cringe forced memei would rather read wolfston's awful cryan posts
>>8048382Lmaoooo Ruckus is such a hack, he only gets praise because he's up against WWE's guy, who is putting out legitimate garbage non-stop.
>>8047944easily one of the most Reddit memes on this shit board
>cringe forced memei would rather read wolfston's awful cryan posts
>>8053840>>8054007Cringe or Reddit, I'm still cuming for dat nut.
>>8048437he's tougher than you, you keyboard riding fatboi!
>>8053840dumb rika poster
AYO SO I HEARD YOUS EDRONES TALKIN' BOUT HOW I AIN'T WORTH WORKIN' WITH THE FOUR PILLARSWELL THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME PIGGY CAUSE THE ONLY PILLAR EDDIE KINGSTON HAS ON HS MIND RIGHT NOW IS THAT PILLAR BETWEEN YA LEGS, PARDNAHI WANT YA NUT
Why is Eddie so fruity bros?
>>8047944AYO THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER FILL MY BUTT! I SAID THE WORLD IS COLD GIVE ME DAT NUT!
>>8055302>>8055321KekBased nut hunter Eddie Kinkston
>>8047963So it's you
>>8048361>AYO! DRACULA! AYO VLAD! WHEN I'M DONE SWALLOWIN’ YOUR SOUL, IMA SWALLOW DAT NUT!!
this meme exposed how fruity these shaved head bearded Drake looking types are and now I cant take those people seriously anymore
>>8047944New Eddie Kingston theme just dropped dawg:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3mDX9qldJ4&list=PL3gRU_Y3pS8V2hSgyiY0ZYfvmxKBg86UM&index=3
>>8048361>AY YO DRACULA! I HEARD YOU LIKE TO SUCK BLOOD. WELL MY NAME'S EDDIE KINGSTON AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICK! I'M COMIN FOR THAT NUT DAWG!
>>8048437East coast masshole
>>8048382Kek. Would be better if his theme has no lyrics desu
>>8047944Holy fucking based
>>8049306>NOW CHRISTOPHER WE KNOW THEY CALL YOU THE PAIN MAKER. WELL CHRIS, IM THA NUT MAKER, PARTNAH! IMA GET THAT NUT JERICHO!
>*Castlevania music hits*Please do something other than play video games and watch anime.
>>8055689We don't post selfies here.
>>8055949>YA HEAR ME MISTER SUCKY SUCK TRANSYLVANIA. DONT SEND ME NO WEREWOLVES, DONT SEND ME NO FLYING BATS AND TIN KNIGHTS. THEY WONT STOP ME. YOU CANT STOP A BROOKLYN BAD ASS WIT EM WEAK ASS WOLF BOYS. AINT NO FRANKENSTEIN MUNSTER GONNA KEEP ME FROM THAT NUT. FULL GEAR. FULL GEAR WONT HAVE YOUR STUPID ASS NUTS AND BOLTS GEAR PLATFORMING TO STOP ME. IMMA GET THAT NUT. IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO SUCK!
>>8056288>GIMME DAT NUT FRANKENSTEIN!!