Mmmm.>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*Did you pay your dues boy?>*gets full creative control over his character*Oh you didn't?>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*Well around here boy>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*You gotta wait your turn>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*So you get down that liquor store>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys>*refuses to put anyone over*Don't like it son?>*refuses to go out on his back*Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*Mmmm don't wanna mess with me>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*Or the boys will make your life hell>*gets a life time contract with WWE*
>>704628Always hated the Undertaker. Always looked like a giant down syndrome retard.
>>704628Mmmmmm I hate this ugly ass motherfucking bitch nigger like you wouldn't believe.
>>704666Even Satan hates the undertaker...
>>704666we don't use that word here
>>705977I'm sorry: I hate this ugly ass motherfucking b-word nigger like you wouldn't believe.
>>704666You've done it now, you've gone and made a big mistake
Undertaker deserved his push. There is unironically no one in the history of professional wrestling who was ever even half as good as he was.
>>708739Takertranny out of the suicide ward it appears
>>709251Just because someone has some good sense and excellent taste, it doesn't mean it is her.
>>709397>herDid you just assume xhe's gender?
>>709456I am unironically her, and am here on Undertaker worshipping business.
>>709528You are a man. You are not a woman, and you never will be.
>>710298Not true. If it were true,I wouldn't be having to spend hard earned dollars on tampons right now, jack.
Never drew a dimeSucked as a wrestlerAdmitted he had no charismaSucked as a face & heelEven Edge couldn't carry him to dimesTriple H tier shitter
>>710340>Takertranny is so brainwashed he's buying tamponsDo we help him brehs?
>>710397>Triple H tier shitterI wouldn't go that far because he's a genuinely loved wrestler by a lot and doesn't have to rely on revisionist history by Triple H to make it seem like he's one of the greats.
>>704628fuck this dude
>>710457>No revisionist historyHe literally does, he was nothing but a midcard jobber to the top stars his whole career because he wasn't credible or over enough to be a main eventer. People wanted him to retire in 1999, he had a godawful biker taker run in the attitude era and killed Brock's momentum with the awful feud in 2002 so they had to repackage Brock from scratch in 2003.
>>704628God forbid someone protects his position
>>710432They are necessary, unless I were to buy pads or liners, and in the summer at work, or walking much, riding a bike, etc. those are useless if you sweat at all.
He was supposed to be a hedge against the Warrior. Incase Warrior continued to fail to draw any dimes. His role of keeping talent in check transitioned into the wrestlers court. He was Vince's insurance policy in case someone needed to go back to catering.
you guys know the undertaker has a son who stays inside and draws video game art for a living? His name is Gunner Vincent Calaway
>>708739Huh what do you mean
>>704628He had some time before WWF where he was a nobody. You can't blame Vince for knowing when he had a good thing and using it right.
>>711614I wish you would discuss and describe your vagina and difficulty with it more often Taker Tranny
>>708739You make a great point
>>704628absolutely basedanyone would pull off that shit if they could but very few could and taker respected themcarny shit is what made the business entertaining in the first place and taker is the king carny, now that he is out the locker room is full of pussies without charisma and the product doesnt draw
>>704628Well yeah, that’s what happens when you are a draw. What do you want, a shitter like Tito Santana to take his place?
>>704628Imagine this scenario>Afther losing to Lesnar, starts losing evey match at mania and loses more ofthen, Roman becomes bigger, Bray Wyatt becomes the new spooky guy, everyone wants to get a shot at buring taker>people starts asking if this is truly the end of taker>in his last match to try to save himself, he battles AJ Styles in the parent's house Kane burned down>AJ Styles buries him and makes him a funeral and prays while the sun rises, the deadman's soul rises to heaven, and thats when AJ knows the deadman is truly dead now>and thats taker's last matchToo much Kino for it to be real, but of course, its taker we talking aboutsad
>>711972undertaker is a ginger nerd and so is his son
>>704628fucking based Taker filtering you reddit niggers into a shoot seeth
All this years and anons still afraid of his drawing powers
>>715956>n the parent's house Kane burned downTaker burned it down retard