yea im thinkin next week will be based yet again
no milly posters finna stay going over
two debuts and a jap guy that no one has ever heard of gets to fight the world champion. AEW is on fire this week.
>>5656065>wardlow takes 10 lashesthey really only have a couple of booking tricks for MJF huh
>>5656065Two hotshot debuts, Hangma'am match, Atom Smol vs Over-the-Hill Hardy, ShiiTaker in a match, and Danielson now stuck in JeriBloat's feud. Another 800k show.
>>5656065It’s going to be another episode of Dynamite with less than one million viewers. Prepare yourselves, trannies.
>>5656121They should have done 10 Kenny Vs Spenny style humiliations, like Wardlow has to lick MJF's foot, toilet brush, tongue saliva scrapings, sniff his armpits, etc
>>5656065WHOTHE FUCKIS THE JOKER VS SAMOA JOE
>>5656121The week after MJF is bringing in Kevin Nash in a powerbombs only match
>>5656121MJF gets lashed by Wardlow and wins at the pay-per-view.
It is honestly very lame that MJF is carbon copy repeating his Jericho shit.
>>5656142matches the silowet
>>5656161I would be surprised, considering he's busy starting a coffee company.
>>5656142Dutt and Lethal hinted it will be a heel in their vignette Wednesday.
>>5656189Miro should be a lone wolf but somehow I think he fits in well with those guys
>>5656065>>5656142The jokers are nyla and willy regal
>>5656240That's who I'm hoping is the joker.
>>5656131wardlow has to lick a cat's asshole
>>5656240Oh fuck Miro vs Samoa Joe would be turbo fire
>>5656065Why is the AEW champion fighting the random gook? I thought wins and losses mattered and the rankings gave a sports like presentation. Trannys please explain.
>>5656189It's Will Ospreay
>>5656065>Jericho & RegalWhat is this? 2003?
>>5656325>Why is the AEW champion fighting the random gook?>This dumb retard doesn't know motherf'kn TakeshitaShameful display.
>>5656065Does it bother anyone else that MJF is doing the same "10 lashes" stipulation that he did with Cody, with Wardlow? I like MJF and Wardlow, they're having a great feud, but doing literally the exact same thing again seems lazy.
>>5656124>hotshot debutsshut the fuck up, retard
>>5656142if it's not Miro I'm going to be supremely disappointed
>>5656124>Two hotshot debuts, Hangma'am match, Atom Smol vs Over-the-Hill Hardy, ShiiTaker in a match, and Danielson now stuck in JeriBloat's feud. Another 800k show.
>adam cole vs jeff hardythis is going to be so fucking bad i cannot imagine what tony is thinking. surely he realizes that Cole is over with his entrance/talking ability, not his shit figure and inability to wrestle.>kyle vs fenixkyle can't wrestle so this will suck>takeshita jobs to a shit champion and has 2 losses in a rowlol>joker matchesnot really interested
>>5656065AEW women's still in the mud?? That pathetic excuse of a wrestler Britt Baker keeps getting the only TV time?
what if the joker is Shane McMahon though
>>5656521No the AEW women's division might be the best women's division in the world right now, aside from its main title being totally invisible.At the very least, it is the greatest assembly of PAWGs ever summoned in history. Thank you, Tony, for your service to humankind.
>>5656521She has had 3 matches in the last 3 months on dynamite
>>5656508Better than wwe
>>5656065yea im thinkin no Riho no watch
>>5656508I'm still pretty angry that Darby didn't go over.
>>5656544too early to give jeff his first loss i guess, but this is where 40D chess booking kind of gets in the way. jeff should not be a singles wrestler at all, everything he's shown thus far has been genuinely horrible. use him as a spot monkey with matt, that's it.
>>5656128>using Roman when he is taking the summer off with both main belts with zero defenses until summerslamok e-dronie
>>5656325wins and losses do matter. its not a title match. kenny did the same thing.
>>5656065Im honestly kinda sick of the surprise entrants and jokers and shit, and there's 2 on 1 show. Page/Takeshita could be great, though
>>5656558I know you're playing devil's advocate, but it's really just indefensible. Should have been a passing-of-the-torch moment, but TK needed 50-year-old Jeff to win with a surprise roll-up and continue in the tourney because... ????
>>5656065What's the story?
>>5656121worked by a heel
>>5656065yeah they dont need to announce special commentators jeez how embarrassing
>>5656631Wardlow must take 10 lashes.
>>5656161>silowetKek, give me a fucking break. This is actually the most retarded board on this website
>>5656065>cole v hardywill be your typical cole match and he'll probably, predictably, win>other tourney matcheshinges entirely on whether the joker is someone interesting or not>page v ???who?>o'reilly v fenixcouldn't possibly care less>wardlow lashes segmentthey already did this>jericho/regal segmentonly interesting thing on the show
>>5656484Yeah, I’m hoping there’s some unexpected twist here though. I think MJF is smart enough to realize it can’t be a carbon copy.
>>5657486it will probably still be whips but not from a belt but a
>>5656308I saw KvS live and they shoot showed a deleted humiliation where Spenny had to put a condom on his tongue and give a cat a rimjob. The network nix'd it and they had to do a different one for TV. Idk if you knew that or not when you made this post but they shoot did that.
>>5656149moar like powerBOTTOM
>>5656065wtf jeff hardy still wrestles? can he even walk at this point? and why is he dressed like its still 2000
>>5656065https://twitter.com/tjpw2013/status/1525352864368865282>Maki Ito will not be available for tomorrow's post-game signing at Ryogoku KFC Hall due to a scheduling conflict. There will be no Maki Ito portraits for sale. Please understand.IT'S HAPPENING ITOH-BROS!!!
>>5656593Oh shit. Buck Angel wrestlers now
>>5658761Itoh's the Joker? Kek, I'm okay with that but I seriously doubt it. I thought it was Ember.
>>5656121>Why does MJF use the same strategy that worked for him in the past??>Why does the guy involved in the last whipping now have to take a whipping himself?You idiots really need to be led by the nose as far as storytelling goes.
>>5658789MJF even namedropped the last time he did it lol
>>5658784Yeah, she's in the U.S. for the next few weeks. She would get a great reaction and wouldn't be hurt by a loss to Britt Baker. She also has history with Britt and with the AEW x TJPW being in place, AEW seems to be bringing in more TJPW on a regular basis.
I count more e-rejects than aew own talent lmao kek what a no milly pissant company
>>5659001>WWE got dumped by Cole>WWE got dumped by Jeff>WWE got dumped by Punk>WWE got dumped by KOR>WWE got dumped by Jericho>WWE got dumped by Hager>WWE got dumped by Moxley>WWE got dumped by Danielson
>>5656121The only problem I have with this angle is they already did it in ROH a few years ago with Bully Ray and Flip Gordon.
>>5656065>yea im thinkin next week will be based yet again
>>5656161>silowetKEK
>>5656065Can Taz get in the ring? Or will it be Big Show who I thought was supposed to wrestle
>>5656270Nyla's willy is the real joker
>>5656121The last time he did this has been 2 years ago. The whole story is that Wardlow was the one to whip Cody and now he has to take the lashes himself you retard
>>5656124>hotshot debuts>>5656142It could be so many people. Either Miro, Claudio, some NJPW guy or even Johnny Badass
>>5656065Ideal: OspreayLikely: Claudio
>>5659065>Blubber Ray ROHThere are more people in this thread than who actually watched that shit
>>5659111no million?
>>5656121And the feud is still the best happening in AEW
>>5656065>Cole Vs HardyCould be good, but both are past their prime, especially Jeff>DMDMaki or Athena jobs, eh>Wardlow lashesRetread that can't possibly to Cody's lashing>Take a shit Vs HangmanDon't care about anything but the post match shit with Punk>Joe Vs JokerYummy Cesaro kino, not. Cesaro is an antidraw>O'reilly Vs FenixO'Reilly is painfully dull. The only reason to watch this match is for the possibility of Fenix sawdusting himself as usual>Jericho/RegalEverything Jercho touches now turns to shit. BCC is a waste of Regal, Mox, and Danielson's talent. Kingston is based
Why didn’t wheeler yuta come out??
>>5659437Cole is 33.>can't possibly to>Cesaro kino, not.GOOD. MORNING. SIRS!
>>5656189So obviously Satnam
>>5656532>No the AEW women's division might be the best women's division in the world right now,Shut the fuck up, Kenny
>>5658789Just because something makes sense, doesn't mean it's good, retard
>>5659057>>WWE got dumped by PunkHe was trying to go back, but Vince didn't want anything to do with him. Then, and only then, he went to AEW
>>5659481headcopin'
>>5659446>Cole is 33.And he can't work out anymore. Looks like shit and can't work like he used too
>>5659487
feel brookes is such a faggot. regal shouldnt even try with this company
>>5659493>used tooSIRS...>>5659503>Vince is too hurt from getting dumpedKWAB just like his dronies
>>5659510So you have no rebuttal. Typical consolefag
>>5659465Nah he's right, it's based. The only people who disagree are Twitter trannies who want women to main event every show for virtue points
>>5659517rebuttal deez nutz
>>5659530All women's wrestling sucks and they should never main event any show. Doesn't change the fact that AEW's women's division is objectively worse than WWE and Impact's divisions
>>5659540>sImpact
>>5659540Nah they're shit and AEW is good
>>5656065>Cole vs Washed-Up HardyAwful>Samos Joe vs ??Decent>Britt wrestlingAwful>Wardlow Based>Kyle vs FenixBeyond Based>Jericho / Regal promoBased>Takeshita wrestlingBeyond BasedBegging them to leave the Owen Hart garbage 'til the 2nd half of the show
>>5659442He's in New Japan for the Best of the Super Juniors tournament.
>>5656065Kek surely take a shit a will get you guys over 1 million
>>5659614Booker of the Year wasted that push on a par timer
>>5656098not enough rematches for you?
>>5656121MJF creates his own storyline details. MJF only has a small handful of ideas. He’s the most overrated guy in the modern era
>>5656484mjf is a hack
>>5659623Good morning Sirs
>>5659633yeah, that's the problem KEK
>>5659446>>5659487>>5659553>>5659633>>5659656What can be done about Ojama? He singlehandedly ruins this board.
>>5659614They should've probably had shot a quick bit where Regal sends him there tbqh
>>5656065>based yet againIs this tranny speak for No Milly?
>>5656065>FTR Bald riding high with fans after Briscos, Bucks II, FTR Hair and Punk>Most of it was based around how much he loves the Harts and it's a Hart themed tourney>Cole is BEYOND over exposed and even the hardcorest of fans are getting sick of him>One of the most recurrent criticisms of the company is that results are too predictable and upsets are rareHow could TK fuck up a lay-up like this? Same goes for Darby/Jeff, nobody is liking the rotting carcass of Jeff Hardy since he got there, and they put him over one of their most popular homegrown acts since day one.
>>5659194why doesn't Wardlow simply take a million lashings?
>>5656065>13 people on the poster>7 are former WWE employeesI thought WWE sucked tranny-drones?
>>5660259>13 people on the posterDrones are so retarded that even counting is beyond their cognitive abilities.
>>5659655nah you are
>>5656128His new teeth look retarded and he’s a bad actor
>>5660259>people used to work somewhere elsewtf impeach
>>5656065When did Owen wrestle for AEW?
>>5660259All I see is current AEW wrestlers.
>>5660294He never got a chance to because Vince sent him to his death.
>>5656065cant wait bros
>>5656065I haven't watched an aew show since their last ppv but this card actually looks pretty good outside of the divas match and adam page. someone mind getting me up to speed with whats been happening?
>>5656308Kek
>>5656065This card actually looks pretty good, can't wait. As for the ratings situation however, we still stayed below 850k even with a Big Bang lead-in last time, it's gonna take a miracle to get to a milly. Oh well, if the wrestling's good that'll keep me watching.
>>5656098>a jap guy that no one has ever heard of gets to fight the world championIt's fucking retarded and why is Phil needed as an enforcer?
>>5656535It most certainly is not. Any look at profits and ratings will tell you that WWE is clearly the number 1 wrestling company in the world.
>>5661793He's a commentator
>>5661841Oh, my mistake Still stupid to list him as a guest commentator though
>>5656065>Jeff jobbing to Cole>Joe jobbing to Gargano>Shitt jobbing to Candace LaRae>Fenix is based but will probably job>more MJF shit>Jeribloat and Blackdude Cuckold Club>Hangma'am vs some gookThis card screams "no 850k".
>>5656142GOLDEN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>5656065If the jokers were anyone interesting we'd already know who they are by now.
>>5661913Who the fuck is even out there as a free agent that they can possibly swoop up anymore that's worth a shit?
>>5656065wtf happened to the gigajeet that came out during GayEW's 30 second overrun a while back? did booker of the year stop playing with him already?
>>5656142Weighin in at 280lbsHe Is The Best Man
>>5656065No way that guys name is take a shit.
>>5662614>it fucking is
>>5660289ok how u know
>>5662614>>5662628Why are you guys so fucking retarded lol
>>5656065>wardkino>BCC/daddy magic/kingston kino>my nigga takeshita>potential miro kinoi'll skip the adam cole and britt baker matches and pretend this is a godlike show
>>5662070He's feuding with Samoa Joe so he'll legit be on this show
>>5656065>two surprises that will fall flat>out of shape Jeff vs Adam "I have lost every big match I have had" Cole>two tag guys who never do anything in a singles match in a tournament that means nothing other than sayig a dead guy's name on TV>jobbing Takeshita again>Jerich and Regal for no reason, because they added BCC to an angle without explanation or development>rewriting Cody's history with Wardlow like it's wweWow, epic.Just like how they keep flip flop turning Sammy and Scorpio Sky, none of this will make any sense and it will just be trying jam as many cheap pops into one show as possible
e-drones were pretty uppity last week, guess they'll be even moreso now
>>5662595please
