I could fix her, bros.Who's a wrestler you think you could fix into a loving, caring wife?
>>4122268I don't want to fix her. I'd put a ring on her finger and baby in her right now.
>>4122268>fixing a molested flipThere's a higher chance you'll get molested by the same uncle.
>>4122288>implying i couldn't just get her uncle deportedOkay buddy
>>4122268She's gross as fuck but naturally sexy. I would coom inside her everyday if she was my gf and then ghost her when she got pregnant.
>>4122268She’s perfect the way she is. I want to have dirty degrading depraved scat sex with her
>>4122268I applaud your efforts but some will just break your heart despite your best efforts. Some don't want to be fixed.
>>4122283>>4122361>>4122373I'm always both genuinely disgusted and impressed by the Shotzifags on this board. You people are next level, nothing but respect.
>>4122397You weren't here for the one Mia Yim fag? Like, literally the only guy that found her hot
>>4122268She already seems nice
>>4122268I had a dream a couple days ago where she tied Toni Storm up and used her as sex-ed dummy to teach me all the parts of the vagina. Then she made me fingerbang her.Of all the sex dreams I’ve ever had, that was certainly one of them.
>>4122419>Mia Yim fag?I didn't realize Keith posts on this board.
kek this looks like a real life version of Saints Row The Turd.>>4122350I thought her uncle was White.
>>4122429Yeah back in 2019 I think, there was one guy that was absolutely in love with her, and I don't know what he saw in her but he was persistent until he just stopped randomly, lel
>She is of Filipino and Polish descent.Almost certainly raised as a Catholic I'd bet (especially considering she got molested). On the plus side, that means she's good to go as far as meeting my parents is concerned.
>>4122433>I thought her uncle was White.Going off of the interview, he's Filipino. She talked a bit about how it was her mother's brother, which is why her mother didn't do anything to help her. That was just the culture her mother and uncle grew up in, according to Shotzi. I'm ngl, jokes aside that must genuinely be such a shitty situation to be in.
Shotzi deserves to have her shithole eaten every day
>>4122283>>4122521prime hit and run material
>>4122570This plus sucking on her heart shaped nipples.
>>4122591Pussy. Real men stay.
>>4122570Based and thoughtful
>>4122570>>4122633>>4122593kings, i unironically hope shotzi notices you
I’ll take the baitSunny
>>4122268Sasha Banks, I could get her to stop fucking fans
>>4123173... Jesus Christ, dude.
Sasha Banks is happily married to her loving husband Mikaze. She doesn't want any of you shoot retards. No women's wrestlers do. As far as that goes, you're all single waifufag virgin cucks for a reason...No women want any of you, period.
>>4123204shut up mikaze
>>4123204Why do you have to rub it in?
Sasha Banks is happily fucking fans and she would fuck all of you if you met her, she's married to Sheamus but he's cool with it, don't pay attention to the schizo that claims otherwise
>>4123154Thank you King
>>4122318She's already been fixed
>>4122268>>4122283>>4122521>>4122633>>4123738These make me think that the copy pasta about dating her is 100% accurate
>>4123754Post the pasta
>>4123749Put her nice implants from now on 2015 paige and damn that’s dimes
>>4123749Ive never seen a more thorough bimbofication outside the porn industry.
>>4123840I need this
>>4123840I wish my gf was like this.
>>4123754>>4123840Oh yeah, she's definitely one of those girls
Shotzi seems like the type of girl that would fart on the first date to get past the fart barrier
>>4123840>men say they would get tired of this>they are merely boys
>>4123898This. That’s the kind of excitement I need from a girl. My only problem is I don’t care for horror movies or metal
>>4123898>it’s impossible to get tired of a woman because she has a nice bodyYou’ve definitely never lived with a woman
>>4123952You can really tell the people who haven't. Especially a le quirky obnoxious woman. Doesn't matter how hot she is that shit gets annoying after awhile, the cuteness wears off real fast.
>>4123952I've lived with five...they've all moved out.
>>4124031Did they used to stink up bathroom when they pooped?
>TattoosIt's too late
>>4123840>implying shotzi humping you from behind is a bad thing
>>4124136Only if it was for a joke. If she wanted to be serious and strap-on then it would be based.
>tfw Shotzi will never let you nuzzle into her breasts while the two of you lay on the couch watching old horror movies after a long day of pegging
>shotzi will never give me a dutch oven
>>4122268she got diddled as a kid, good luck trying to fix that
>>4123898I want to have autistic retard sex with this woman while we watch Godzilla movies.
>>4124027i was impressed by how quickly i developed the ability to just completely tune them out when they were talking
>>4124449Based. Just dumb fucked up fucking while Zilla vs Kong(the old one) plays at full volume
>>4124449I might actually start believing in God again if that happened to me.
>>4124449I imagine sex with Shotzi is similar to pic related
nothing to fix, i just know she'd be a great wife
>>4123781she's a fucking masterpiece
>>4124624you could fix her face
>>4124651i could, but i don't want to, i like it the way it is.
>>4124666You know what, anon? I take it back, you seem cool.
Whoever marries Shotzi will he a lucky man
>>4123898i NEED to pound this dirty flip bitches pussy
>>4122283I would run over her with my rav 4. Kek you bastards have low standards.
>>4122268You can't turn a ho into a housewife. Even niggers know that.
she's so pretty
I think my new goal in life is to fuck her
Shotzi I swear to god I will turn you into a normal loving wife
>>4126400Shut up bitch
>>4128217Based this always pops me
Poopsi nips r hearts
>>4122521Blues Brothers still a draw brother- HH
Anyone ever leak the Scarlett OF stuff Shotzi was in?
I don't know why but I feel like she's shy irl
>>4122268Look at this ol' Captain Save-a-Ho ass nigga. Thinking he gotta fix a bitch. Ol' Amitabh Bachchan in the face headass.
>>4128282Bumping for interest
>>4124624She seems like a very kind person.
>>4129167i liked to imagine her walking around in this until i learned that she moved in with sarah logan on her farm cuz i ain't bout that life, it's smelly normally i can only imagine sarah's fucking viking farm
>>4122268So freaking sexy
>>4122268Has anyone here bought pictures of her shit?
>>4122268ya can't she's a rape victim and we all know what happens with rape victims in wrestling
>>4128337No she isn’t
>>4129956Someone has, in fact, bought the shit pic when it dropped
>>4128050Dont sign your posts
>>4124624Implants for sure
>>4130356thats not how you sign posts
>>4130400i'll fucking gut you.
>>4131188God I wish that was me