POV: you’re Sheamus
>>3035035She just bonced ronced the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg
Go back to /pol/ with your cuck fantasies, mentally ill Sashaschizos. Sasha Banks is already married to the love of her life, Mikaze. They have been together for over eleven years, and married for now over five years. Women's wrestlers DO NOT date fans. Comprehend and accept this. Sheamus is engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Isabella. They've been together forever and a day now. Seek help for the lies in which you resort to creating on here.
>>3035035Damn... Sasha is one of those shape shifter girls. Sometimes I'm disgusted by her and she looks like a strung out whore. Other times, like pic related, I get hard as diamonds.
>>3035061Mikaze has been dead since 2017. Sasha replaced him with a gay lookalike.
>>3035079>Mikaze has been dead since 2017. Sasha replaced him with a gay lookalike.More mentally ill lies by one of the many unhealthily-obsessed Sashaweirdos on /pw/. Keep being jealous of Mikaze. He's married to your balding, tranny horse waifu. KWAB. I seriously hate Sashafags on this board. I wish all of you had balls to meet me.
HORSEY BANKS AND MIKAZE 4 LIFE!!!! SASHAFAGS THINK THIS IS A 10/10.Verification not required.
>>3035100Why are you so hostile?
>>3035100t. GatekeeperThe truth about Mikaze is out and we won't let you get away with his murder.
>>3035137>Why are you so hostile?Why are you a virgin waifufag? Sashit Botcha Skanks is already married to Mikaze. You have no chance with her nor any other women's wrestlers. Too hard for you to get up out of your chair and meet real life women, eh?
>>3035156Why are you insulting Sasha Banks now? She's based.
>>3035170Women's wrestlers aren't draws. They're all useless, including your balding waifu that's already married to Mikaze.Verification not required.
>>3035061>>3035100why would anyone think that sasha would date fans when she has her zaddy sheamus? look, pic related his her calling him her zaddy. i looked up what it meant too>A fine, handsome and sexy ass intelligent man that makes you smile and drip every time you see him. He knows how to handle business in and out of the bedroom. You low key want to have his baby! He makes all parts of you excited including your mind. He smells good, looks good and is good!i think that pretty much settles that she wants to have sheamus's baby. no intel on whether these feelings are reciprocated or not.
>>3035197haha forgot pic (its sasha and her zaddy) (not mikaze)
>>3035192Mikaze has been dead since 2017. Sasha replaced him with a gay lookalike.
>>3035197>Schizo babbling blog postKeep being jealous that Mikaze fucks your tranny waifu aka Sasha Banks and is legitimately married to him. KWAB.
>>3035216THAT'S A MAN on the right
*Friendly reminder from yours truly* B anks Was Always MaleWAM
>>3035222okay but why is she calling sheamus her zaddy
Sasha Banks is a balding horse that you pathetic virgins all simp for. Wrestlers DO NOT date fans. Whether they are male like Banks or female.
>>3035269THAT'S A WOMAN
>>3035035or a fucking degenerated farmer
>>3035385i can be your zaddy tho :)
>>3035385Two out of the three were me. But you go ahead and make up your usual bullshit. It's all you virgin waifufags do on here. Sasha Banks is a man and you waifu him. KWAB. Mikaze is in a same-sex marriage with Sashit.Verification not required.
KWAUAMFHN (Kek What an Ugly Ass Motherfucker Horse Nigger) posing with the UAMFBN (ugly ass motherfucker bitch nigger)KWAPOUAMFQN (Kek what a pair of ugly ass motherfucker quadruped niggers)
>>3035415Lmfao. Based AF.
sashaschizo is mikaze
Yes yes y'allIt's a horse y'allSasha Banks feeds on haySo you best get on out the wayBecause this bitch finna go NEEEEIGHHHHHH!!!!Verification not required.
>>3035460sashaschizo is most likely legally required to introduce himself to neighbors when he moves into a new place
>>3035122like this one better
>>3035475He makes 6 figures playing hockey and is a Iraq war vet tho
>>3035035>Pov: you are a zoophile
Sasha Banks fan boys seething ITT. Why do you all waifu a balding, tranny horse that is already married to Mikaze? Why can't any of you go out and meet real life women? Huh? It's too hard for you all to do, eh? Wrestlers DO NOT date fans. It's not realistic. Banks Was Always Male. KWABTH (Kek What A Balding Tranny Horse).
>>3035460Its Sasha. They type like a woman.
>3035537kek this guy has issues
Just Gonna Leave This Herehttps://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/334294
And you unhealthily-obsessed Sashaschizos try saying your balding, tranny waifu isn't balding. I think my gif states otherwise. Sasha Banks is one of the ugliest women in all of wrestling. Do not make me start posting botches.Verification not required.
>>3035623How the hell does this guy keep the gimmick going when he publically turns on Sasha like this? This isn't even the first time.
>>3035537>Banks Was Always Maleget your own content you fucking hack
>>3038095>get your own content you fucking hackKind of like you dumbasses that try being me on here, right? Ironic how that works. Mikaze is still married to your horse waifu aka Sasha Banks. Cry some more.
>>3038085it's why he was named the sashaschizo
>>3035197>>A fine, handsome and sexy ass intelligent man that makes you smile and drip every time you see him. He knows how to handle business in and out of the bedroom. You low key want to have his baby! He makes all parts of you excited including your mind. He smells good, looks good and is good!ha ha, thats literally me!
>>3038155that feller behind him has a horn on his head
>>3035035Do you think Sasha gives lobster head?
>>3035463she actually a hairstyle like that looks good.
>>3035623She's not balding, whatever weaves or whatever the fuck she keeps getting keep fucking up her hairline
Get fucked, virgin waifufags. You all simp for Sasha Banks. Let's run through this as quickly as possible:1. Married to Mikaze (wrestlers both male and female DO NOT date fans).2. Literally is a tranny.3. Botches more than anyone else in wrestling (I can prove this).4. Looks very similar to that of what a horse does.5. Has a piss poor attitude.6. Thinks he's better than everyone else.7. Something ties in with people of this nature (5 and 6 revisited).There's a healthy start to the morning and describing the thing in which you're all unhealthily-obsessed with. I don't like women's wrestlers. They're all anti-draws and terrible inside the squared circle. Unlike you all, I can get laid in real life and don't live in a mentally ill, fantasy world.
HE'S A MAN.HES A MAN.SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAN.A REAL MAN'S MAN.Look at the mare that is Sasha Banks. The worst fan base on all of /aspw/. The Legit Hoss!Verification not required.
I cried after losing the Women's Tag Team Championships to The IIconics at WrestleMania 35. I'm mentally ill just like all of my fans and can't stand losing fake fights.
>>3035035I wouldn't say no if sasha laid down or bent over on her knees, pulled her panties off and said stick it in
>>3040873she's probably hella tight too, was very sheltered in her teens years, dropped out of school when she was 12 and the only guy she's been with in the last 10 years is a filipino shrimp dick, although the sheamus stuff there is just too much there they were probably fucking while on the road at some point.
>>3040575Shut up bitch
>>3035061YOU'VE STILL GOT IT! [clap x5]YOU'VE STILL GOT IT! [clap x5]YOU'VE STILL GOT IT! [clap x5]YOU'VE STILL GOT IT! [clap x5]YOU'VE STILL GOT IT! [clap x5]
>>3035269I wouldn’t date her irl
>>3035269>majority of this thread: sashit is fucking ugly and I hate her>you: she won't ever date you wafuists you really are a schizo, aren't you?