Fucking cromagDude looks like someone beaned his forehead with a baseball bat
>>2655979>Ryback wearing a disguise to get back into the WWE
so why the fuck did this guy get in the main event title match while the steiner kid didn't after beating la knight.WTF?
>>2656032Cause Vince got sick of NXTiny and didn't want 3 vanilla midgets and LA Knight. I would have done what you said and have that guy do a 5-6 minute squash to some jobber.
>>2656032They paid millions to have scientists thaw this guy out. If you paid millions for something, you better get the most use out of it.
>>2656032He has the Look
>>2655979>wwe wrestlers are literally brainletscant make this shit up kek
>>2656060Of a caveman kek
>>2655979This caveman is over with me kek
>>2656090This, I can't wait to see this guy squash jobbers with a giant club
>>2655979When did this guy fight Bryan Danielson? I don't remember seeing him kick this fucking guy's head in.
>tfw he will never jump to AEW and team up with nick coomeroto and be jungle boys caveman friends
>>2655979>#30>5…>4…>3…>2…>1…>BZZZZZTT>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xo5yGX3UY hitsHow hard do you mark?
>>2656310they won't work with each other, they got ice age heat
This guy needs to throw rocks at the audience to scare them off during his entrances.
>>2656042>3 vanilla midgets and LA Knightso 4 vanilla midgets
Grug gimmick when?
>>2656463Would be dimes as fuck if he started cutting Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer promos> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzAFqrxfeY
>>2656317>not https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7noaMwLfgVince still has ties with Hanna Barbara right? We need a Flintstones crossover NOW
>>2655979>when the floppy shitter doesn’t hand over the hotdogs
>WWE have their own Jungle Boy at home and he’s a Cro-MagNeeds a sabretooth tiger loincloth and a club.
>>2656676>they customize his strap with pelts and dinosaur teeththis shit literally writes itself
>>2655979His dad doesn't have that forehead, so that must mean his mom is some sort of circus freak.
>>2656602What does this image prove? That people have been antisemitic for a long time?
>>2656723Genetic recombination is a hell of a thing, dude. He might look nothing like either of his parents, that's just how it works out sometimes. When you're genetic soup, you're not getting 50% from mom and 50% from dad; you're getting DNA from great grandpa, great grandma, etc, etc.
>>2655979the next ultimate warrior.
>>2655997lmao. rare irl chuckle. thanks anon.
>>2656748Nah, UW was roid monkey. This guy shoot killed neanderthals over cave rights.
>>2656723probably hgh disorder or abuse
>>2655979Should call him The Missing Link
>>2657575that was already a wrestler
>>2655979AEWtists will fawn over Jungle Boy while we have the real thing.
>>2655979ITS THE YETAI
>>2655979>this is what calls you subhuman on an online horse picture showcase
>>2655979Based. As a fellow Neanderthal (pure European), I'm a big fan of this guy.
>edge at home
>>2655979Literally who the fuck is this
They should call him Encino Man
>>2655979>hunter brows>square jawunironically this is what lookism incels think women want
>>2656184unfunny AEW fag
>>2656184fuck off my thread
The reason why they can't have pyro anymore is that the sound will scare him and he'll start attacking everyone in the audience in an uncontrollable rage
>>2656184cringe but also based
>>2655979Fucking Neanderthal looking motherfucker!Looks like his name is Grug.
>>2655979>taking the tonic