>makes smarks seethe in your path
Mojo Rawley 2.0
>they legitimately named Rick Steiner's kid Bron BreakkerWhy the fuck would you not use Steiner? I mean really, what the fuck
>>2654672No one one cares about Buck Breaker
>>2654672Thry're not seething over him you fucking contrarian.They're seething over 70 something Vince thinking thr name "BRON BREAKKER" is cool when "Rex Steiner" is a perfectly fine name for a Wrestler to have.
>why are they putting rex steiner in this colorful stupid singlet he's awesome but this outfit will ruin him
>>2654672>Talks like a retardEugene 2.0 but this time it's a shoot
>>2654672Smarks are fine with a second generation hoss.It’s the fucking caveman cromag ass LITERAL WHO inserted into the title match which made me seeth.
>>2654672The only thing making anyone seethe is that he came out to Scott Steiners siren and they made zero mention that he was Scott Steiners son. Plus him beating LA Knight clean
>>2654672>his gimmick is that he's just happy to be there
>>2654672Why is he wearing a Steiner singlet but they take away his name.
>>2654727He's a second generation hoss too
>>2654672Based Buck breaker>>2654717Vince hasn’t had any power over his company since 2005 it’s been Stephanie running everything from behind the scenes since then while using Vince as a figurehead>>2654706Ewww namenigger
I can normally look past a shitty NXT name but this one is too much. Guy is ruined.
>>2654706it makes no sense. His entire gimmick is a throwback to the steiners, Rex Steiner made sense. Vince being a senile goof again.and why the fuck is there an extra k? might as well made it bron breakkker
>>2654719who's rex steiner
>>2654672he was literally barely taller than ciampa when they faced off at the end of the show
>>2654706It's literally because if they called him "Rex Steiner" they couldn't stop him from wrestling as "Rechsteiner" (his actual last name) elsewhere after they inevitably drive him away.
>>2654719Yeah, but this guy is no Steiner, not even close.
>>2654730>Plus him beating LA Knight cleanWho gives a fuck? No one knows or cares who that old shitter is. Old bitches move over for young studs
>>2654706because if he leaves he'll still own 'steiner' and we can't have that
This was so TEW, it was amazing.
>>2654747Vince hasnt had any power over his company since 2005.
>>2654706In Vince's mind "Steiner" is a WCW creation. He really is that insane.
>>26546726' roided to the gills kek
>>2654763He's Rick's son
>>2654754he'd get completely mogged by guys like drew and bobbyparker isn't that big either the dronie king kidz club guys are all gonna fail hilariously
>>2654730Rick is his dad not Scott.
>>2654764He's been signed to WWE for 7 months with zero prior wrestling training. You're telling me a 7 month development talent should beat a 19 year veteran clean on his debut match?
>>2654826When the debut match is in the developmental show, yes
>>2654826You know it’s fake, right? You fucking retard
>>2654745Shut the fuck up already you insane schizo.Tired of your retardation.
>>2654776bitchtits, I fucking swear. SHUT UP.
>>2654826knight is getting drafted so yes old guys go out on their back
>>2654776Neither have your meds
>>2654826Yes because steiner is dimes and lgay knight is an old shitter dwayne rip off. God forbid someone young get pushed. Cope.
>>2654847By that logic, I could walk into Dynamite and beat Kenny Omega clean just because "it's fake".You do know what kayfabe is right? You do know the entire point of "suspending your disbelief", right? Fucking idiot. You don't just do something because you can, it HAS to be believable.
>>2654826when the 19 year veteran is an absolute shitter, yes
>>2654672>smarks hate the steinersThis place really is up its own ass in headcannon. Kill yourself, all of you
>>2654706Because that would remind people of the old wrestling days, THIS is sports entertainment™ and WWE™.
>>2654845so if Roman goes on the development show, he should lay down for Von Wagner?
>>2654851>he’s so mentally ill he’s saving random twitter posts just to own peopleGo back there faggot>>2654853>>2654863Seethe more it’s the truth
>>2654884Steiner - not in TNALA Geek - in TNALa Geek deserves to lose at any time for being a TNA washout
>>2654905If Roman is sent down to developmental, yes he should put over new stars
>>2654884>I could walkthat's where my suspension of disbelief ends you can't walk anywhere fatty lmao
>>2654672Kek he has Scott's eyes
>>2654900Lose weight and stop shoving wrestling figs up your asshole
>>2654920not everyone is a 500lb virgin, smark
>>2654754kek oh nonoononnoo
>>2654946There was a tear in the floor
>>2654935shut the fuck up, bitchtits. seething e-drone
>>2654787...you actually serious or trying to bullshit me?
>>2654919You have just said the WWE Universal Champion should job for a development talent. I give up.e-drones are officially the most retarded type of wrestling fan.
>>2654949You clearly are afraid of taking that advice WOS’s gay boyfriend>>2654965>WOS still thinking everyone who doesn’t like AEW is a wwefagAnd this is why nobody likes you WOS
>>2654984If the universal champion got demoted to developmental, he should put over new people. I don't see how that's hard to understand
>>2654984>You have just said the WWE Universal Champion should job for a development talent. I give up.>e-drones are officially the most retarded type of wrestling fan.
>>2654990>WOS this>WOS thatleave the board, bitchtits. nobody likes you, none of your little catchphrases are over. not even e-drones like you.
>>2654984Nice Reddit spacing, now go back
>>2654672I liked the match. Need more mic time to see what his charisma is like, but so far he's leagues better than 99% of development talent across all promotions.
Let's count the Bitchtits cache phrases used in this thread, everyone>Triple H and Steph have been running things from behind the scenes since 2005: 2>Reddit Smark Schizobabble: 0>Tranny Smark Schizobabble: 0>Lose weight and stop shoving wrestling figs up your ass: 1>Your failed e-drone meme will never get over, Kenny: 0>Smark headcanon: 0>number of "Smarks" with a capital S: 1>WOS: 1Off to a good start
>>2654946Ciampa was clearly wearing lifts during this segment
>>2655008 >using the return key on your keyboard means you're from reddit sorry ill just not bother to use the key so you're forced to read a big wall of unreadable text because you don't know what formatting a post is or what paragraphs are. retard e-drone.
>>2654741WWE doesn't provide wrestlers' ring gear.
>>2655005So what should I call you then? Worked Obese Smark? Yeah Worked Obese Smark sounds good. And I ain’t gonna leave, it’s literally only you, your gay boyfriend, and that namefag that bitch about me, everyone else thinks you’re mentally ill
>>2655011The fuck with your .gif?, is that Bronson's cartwheel?
>>2655011You are literally namefagging
>>2655011>Reddit Smark SchizobabbleOver with me and i actually use it offline
Can I get a quick finner edit?
>>2654672holy shit they really named this guy bron breakker holy kek
>>2655014nah, Bron Breaker is 5'11. LA Knight was taller than him and LA Knight is shorter than 70 year old Ted DiBiase
>>2655051fucking lmao, not bad for a namefag
>>2655011Damn this namefaggot is seething hard
>>2654672Buck Breakkker comin' for Big E
>>2654672lmfaooooo this nigga name really Bron Breakker? holy kek
>>2655077Why are you replying to yourself
>>2655039I'm not who you think "WOS" is, since you use this term for everybody you reply to, but you make it very obvious to spot yourself, bitchtits.
>>2655132So then why do you call everyone bitchtits?
>>2654672based buck breaker the kunta killer
>>2654979He's actually his son.
>>2655042>>2655073Yeah, I know I'm namefagging. But Bitchtits posts the same 5 sentences over and over again, it's literally worse than namefagging or even tripfagging. He's trying to get attention and get himself over more than anyone else on this board, even wolfcuck.
>>2655144Because you are the same person spamming the same shit every dayEveryone recognizes youJust get a trip so everyone can filter you
>>2655181All you do is parrot the same smark talking points but with a name tag
>>2655202Alright, nigger, I'll take it off. But you won't stop posting the same 5 fucking things over and over again.You're literally worse than a tripfag and should Jose Suicidio
>>2655195Do something about your obesity and schizophrenia before you have a heart attack or shoot up a school
>>2655181He's a fag and will always be in the shadow of better shitposters like Sashaschizo
>>2654672smarks relate to guys like Cole. no muscle plays video games
>>2655195>Because you are the same person spamming the same shit every dayIronic coming from you>Everyone recognizes youNot really, it’s only you and your boyfriend and the namefag that keeps trying to get the “bitchtits” meme over
>>2655209So then why do you waste your time obsessing over me?>>2655212You are Sashaschizo
>>265521495% of NFL players play video games
>>2655237Not only do you have gyno, you're also Schizophrenic. Very sad.
>>2655243A bunch of no brains bulbasaurs
>>2655237Nope. I'm actually Edgelord L.
>>2655255Why are you so obsessed with gynecology?
>>2654706Why would they? They didn't do it for Curtis Axel.
>>2654672He could've been a Steiner in AEW. But he signed the mark contract.
>>2654693>Official Album from 1992.Oh no no no
>>2655322Who was going to train him?
>>2655195Nah you are, im tired of you being a fucking schizo in every thread, kys
>>2655311Because Curt's WWE name was Mr. Perfect. The Steiner Bros' WWE names were both Steiner.
>>2654776>>2654745Enough of this meme
>>2654672HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>>2655394He's right desu
>>2655373QT Marshall, and he would've been on TV sooner
>>265524395% of NFL players are niggers
>>2655420>>2655259even chads play video games you dumbasses
>>2655420Please don't be racist on this board
>>2655011>cache phrasesOH NO NO ESL SPIC OUTED HIMSELF KWAB
>another fucking Mojo Rawley gimmickwhy? it didn't fucking work the first time. is it just a rib because he's a steiner?
>>2654672That's a real fuckin man
>>2654727Kek. Was thinking the same shit. “Who the fuck let the geico caveman in this match?”
>>2655373he was already doing some georgia indies or something, he would have gotten tuned up at the nightmare factory and then on dark
>>2654672Look I get the whole Henning Curtis Axel thing even though that name was also trash. But Steiner is an iconic wrestler name and is a good pull. Fucking retarded decision
>>2655664Should've changed his name to Rex Stein and given him a Jewish bruiser gimmick
>>2655413No he's not. The ABSOLUTE STATE of modern WWE is a combined effort of Vince, Stephanie and Haitch with Vince having the final word and authority on literally everything. Stop defending a terminally out of touch senile old narcissist.
>>2655417Have Regal, Brookside, Matt Bloom, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steve Corino and Shawn Michaels train you? Or have QT “negative dimes” Marshall train you? Easy choice to make.
>>2655743>Have Regal, Brookside, Matt Bloom, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steve Corino and Shawn Michaels train you?And look at all of the wonderful workers the Performance Center has developed, such as.......and other names like......and don't forget notables such as... and uh...
>>2654672His name is still getting trademarked give it time
>>2655710Stop seething because he's right and you're wrong. I'm not going to argue any further with you because I've got a figure fed to book and loli to look at.
>>2655796>Edgelord L is a pedoCompletely unsurprising
He looks absolute dimes. The name is whatever. "Big E" is objectively a worse name and he's WWE Champion now.
>>2655867>Edgelordetty XLFuck off
>>2654672Bron sounds way to similar to Braun, it's already over for this lad
>>2655867I'll grow up when you stop being a fat slob
Look at all the fucking seething smarks ITT kek
It's not a surprise he went to WWE, he would make the AEW EVP's shit their pants.
I can see him being the next john cena.
>>2655867You belong in jail
>>2654960manju did this...
>>2655867enjoy your permaban
>>2656012>Pedomod>Banning pedos He protects them.
>>2654898>The son of the janetty with a different name
>>2654672Dimes lookStrap a rocket to him brother
>>2654672Bron "The buck stops here" Breakker
>>2654672>everyone knows it's rick's son>gear is an homage to dad>mention rick on commentary>bron breakkeri legit don't understand
>>2656561Guarantee you Rick and Scott are pissed
>>2656561they even had the sirens on the entrance. if there was ever one time to just lean into it this was it
>>2654719That's literally not the issue here. We don't give a shit about the singlet.
>>2654706CAN'T RISK SOMEONE BEING A STAR WITHOUT EVERYTHING BEING PROPERTY OF WWE, PAL.
>>2655651>some georgia indiesFuck NXT, send him to Styles asap.
>>2655352top kek>>2655743>"negative dimes">Brookside, Matt Bloom, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steve Corino
>>2654706I think its cause Scott is banned from the WWE and they gave him this name as a joke or just being petty. I know hes Rick's kid but i can see hunter or Vince not wanting a Steiner on TV that will remind people of his Dad/Uncle.
>>2654706>>2654747Steiner is too similar to his actuall surname "Rechsteiner", so in case of release he most likely will be able to keep the legal rights of it as a diminutive form of his real nameAs Vince dosent want former WWE talents to bring recognizable names to the competition, he litterally preventive hotshooting the kid's name in case he will join AEW in the future decades.The absolute state of Vince's paranoia
>dog faced gremlin mentality
>>2654826god forbid they try something new
>>2658181>god forbid they try something new
BRON IS A LITTLE GIRL'S NAME
>>2654826>WWE IS ONLY PUSHING OLD GUYS!>WAIT, THEY DID W-WHAT!? NO! HE'S TOO YOUNG! WHY'S HE GOING OVER THE OLDER GUY!!This is why nobody should ever take smarks seriously, they flip-flop on their narrative weekly since all they want to do is whine and complain.
>>2659048Name one wrestler that was good enough to be a top guy with 7 months training.
>>2659069Beating LA Knight doesn't make him a top guy.
>>2654672He made sure the straps were directly over his nipples before heading out.
>>2659322He's feuding with the champ
>>2654672DIMES IS BACK ON THE MENU