>>10283099>>10283252OH NO NO NO NO
>>10283099Not free ticket but free TICKETS. 4 per table kek
>>10283099If you get the "hotdog n' handshake combo" you get to cut Moxley's head open before his match
>>10283099KWACPAF(KEK What A Cold Piss Ant Fed)
>>10283345Oh ho ho ho ho no
Did OP make their own sign just for this pic?
ugh. what if i just want the hamburger and fries?
>>10283345>c'mon kid, really get in there! There you go, the artery's just- there you go. Good on you for bringing your own scalpel, that's initiative right there
Even as an AEW fan I gotta laugh desu lads.
kek what a dead fed
I got our food to go and picked up 4 tickets for myself, my son and his friends. I get back to the car and realise I needed something from the store next door so I left the food and tickets in the back seat and made the kids come with me (bad neighbourhood) We were gone maybe 4 minutes max and when we get back someone had broken into the car and stolen our food but left the tickets.
>>10283405nooooooo ojama save me!!!
>>10283405>broke into the car>stole food>left the ticketskek what a piss ant mudshow
PISSANT ENJOY PHILILP KEK
>>10283405Bro this happen to you too? Except when I came back there were eight tickets
>>10283099>>10283252So this is basically happy meal?
>>10283099>>10283252Fucking hell this is grim
>>10283099No burger and fries, epiggie?
>>10283361Just leave the ticket voucher near a Women's rest room at the mall. Some trans behemoth will find it eventually.
>>10283361Lets be honest Eslop, you want more than a hamburger and fries
>>10283099Fucking Pathetic, I'm sure Tony will run the same deal for Wembley
>>10283099>ratingsNO MILLY>media dealNO BILLY>genitalsNO WILLY>waiting area typeSEAT FILLY>ticket priceCOMBO MEALY
So who's going there to check if it's real?
>>10283903it's obviously fake retard
>>10283699I popped for the use of behemoth brother - HH
>>10283099>>10283252HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>10283099>>10283252Uhhh can I just get the hamburger and fries? You can keep the tickets
do you idiots really think a printed out word document shoved in some anon’s cork board is “real”?e drones are deranged.
>>10283942Tell them Ojama.
>>10283942ojama maldingwhat a seething spic kek
>>10283906Why would someone lie on the internet? I want free tickets : (
>>10283942You'll never live this down. What a fucking shit fed, holy shit.
>>10283099>paying fans get a hamburger>unpaid wrestlers get a hot dogwhy hasn't AEW been shut down yet?
>Eslops have to resort to false flagging
>>10283099We need some bros in London to be on the lookout for these type of signs on businesses
>>10283942I can give you my free tickets if you want to fit your fat ass across four seats you disgusting sunless clueless jabroni.
>>10283972there's like 5 of these a day at leastit's pathetic
Someone call when they open
place probably has some piss ant burgers too
Another day, another embarrassment. Tony needs to get out of the business.
>>10284024only source is a gamefaqs site from an hour agoprobably just a kid that works there
>>10284075>only source is a gamefaqs site from an hour ago>probably just a kid that works there
>>10283099so this is the limit of woke "wrestling".. interesting
>>10284075lmao edrones are such easily worked retards
>>10283252This is fake, right?... RIGHT?!
>>10284075The actual source is this onehttps://twitter.com/AEWNeckbeard/status/1662031156919914496
>>10283099 >>10283202 >>10283237 >>10283242 >>10283252 >>10283261 >>10283269 >>10283278 >>10283287 >>10283345 >>10283346 >>10283354 >>10283356 >>10283360 >>10283361 >>10283365 >>10283366 >>10283371 >>10283405 >>10283412 >>10283418 >>10283424 >>10283428 >>10283437 >>10283438 >>10283441 >>10283456 >>10283496 >>10283699 >>10283710 >>10283787 >>10283788 >>10283838 >>10283851 >>10283860 >>10283863 >>10283878 >>10283896 >>10283903 >>10283906 >>10283908 >>10283910 >>10283919 >>10283936 >>10283942 >>10283944 >>10283947 >>10283953 >>10283962 >>10283963 >>10283971 >>10283972 >>10283973 >>10283981 >>10283988 >>10283990 >>10284024 >>10284039 >>10284045 >>10284048 >>10284075 >>10284100 >>10284105 >>10284113 >>10284115 >>10284120 >>10284121 Kek, Jerk ah go live dis one, bredren
>>10283252Ahahaha aewtists on suicide watch
>>10284124GOOD MORNING SIR!
>>10284121wow, @AEWNeckbeard would never lie about AEW
>>10283438It's an unhappy meal. Even if it's free I wouldn't go. Maybe, maybe if they paid me I'd sit in on a bit.
>>10284140>retard can't understand an obvious joke
>>10284124Based little jacob
>>10284148>>retard can't understand an obvious joke
>>10284148like you and the pic in the OP?
>>10284158yes, this whole thread is a joke. Glad you figured that out you humorless tard.
>>10284136Mawnin', mi bredren e-drone.
Ojama seething lmao
>>10283942Anon Casinos give out free shit all the time to make you ignore the gambling losses
>>10283252>FOUR TICKETS PER TABLEomfg KWAB
Kill all AEW fans
>>10284216That's unnecessary. Statistically half of them will kill themselves.
Just called the pub, they confirmed it’s real
>>10284216>fansOjama is the only AEW "fan" here. He doesn't even genuinely like it; he just has VDS.
>>10284024This makes sense. Tuscany Suites hosts a lot of literal gay events - mainly for fat guys. They hosted "Bigger Vegas" last summer and are hosting something called Tidal Wave beginning of June.>t. chaser but not AEW tranny
>>10284115>>10284113More Ojama seething
>>10283972It’s real. I live in Vegas that place is in the shitty ass Tuscany casino. A hobo probably took those tix.
AEW in the mud KWAB
Tranny faggot bros we just keep losing
>It’s fakeKekKeep standing up for WWE e-piggies.
>>10284505You can only stand with assistance from a crane, aewtist.
>>10283099And Tiny thinks he can compete with WWE kek fucking retard. It doesn’t even have to be a cheeseburger lmfao!!!
>>10284505It’s been confirmed real
>>10283099>look up menu>$13 for basic ass hamburger>+$1.25 for cheeseShan't be going.
S O SOJAMA COPINGS O SOJAMA SEETHIIIIIIIING
>>10283099I think this is going to be the last PPV in Vegas for a while. Hopefully some other cities start getting those rubs.
>>10284538>a photo taken from a Nokiapiggies also believe that Bigfoot is a shoot lol
>>10284677going to be a long day for you shills, godspeed
>>10284677But enough about AEW spokesman Bryan Alvarez. https://youtu.be/Jo4_gpDvtxY
>>10284677Thought you'd be happy that you could get tickets for food you eat with your hands goosgoos. Not enough rice and boiled duck for you?
>>10284756Can someone interpret this for me? I don't speak insane.
>>10283099HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH FUCK LOOK AT PIGTRANNY HAVING A MELTDOWN IN THIS THREAD AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they were out of napkins so the lady at the drive through gave me a handful of AEW tickets to use
>>10284725>Alvarez Derangement Syndrome
>>10284785You deserve it for slandering Bigfoot.
Genuinely, how can anyone be a gAyEW fan on this board? Do you have a humiliation fetish?
>>10284765>I don't speak insane.You don't speak tagalog? Your mom does though.
>>10284144>It's an unhappy mealkek
>>10284814>filename>>10284825She barely speaks English
>>10283099where is the wrestletix tweet? nigga pulling an alvarez
>>10284847lel is Hogtits's gimmick of being insecure about his lax linguistics spreading? Grim.>>10284851>third worldI'm not your boyfriend and I'm not from the Utter Shitholes of America. Which I'm thankful for everyday. Don't have to worry about getting shot.
>>10285015>lax linguisticsSo you agree that filipino's are subhuman island apes right?
>>10283099Is this suable?
>>10285334>keeps ducking the questionYou going to complain about pictures of people eating rice with their fingers again you stupid goosgoos? Going to cry again at literally being shown what your family does?
>>10284538the twitter user printed this out and took the pics. that's why he's the only source with picture evidence.are edrones really this retarded?
>>10283099If I buy a bunch of tickets and offer them for free to shift my product, that doesn't make it AEW's fault
>>10285351My family's so fucking white they think that Mexicano cuisine is exotic loooool.Remember! Apostrophe denotes possession not plural!>>10285362yes
>>10285362I called the pub and they confirmed it’s authenticity. You can do the same
At least AEW doesn't take Saudi blood money.Can you say the same, E-drones?
>>10285378>My family's so fucking whiteThat's cool. So you have no issues with agreeing with the idea that an island monkey that sits on the floor and eats fried rice with their hands with a side of fermented duck is a subhuman that should stay on said island fucking pigs like the rest of his brethren right?
>>10285380>pubI called your mum and she said this never happened
>>10283099Can't I just get my hamburger and fries without having to deal with this tranny shit?
>>10285381Killing journalists gays and trannies is based
>>10285403> obese flipniggerMade me kek
>>10285400The only validation I'm giving (You) is this singular (You). Keep begging though.
>>10285406I accept your concession
>>10285381But I like that WWE takes Saudi blood money
>>10285421Not being allowed to gamble, drink alcohol, smoke or have premarital sex is uber gay though
>>10285459You call that shit begging?
holy shit it's real
>>10285465gambling and booze are degenerate activities for retards. smoking is legal. sex happens all the time, just not in publix obviously
>>10285015>denies he's OjamaYou're not fooling anyone, you fat, brown faggot.
this thread rules
no milly with fries
>>10283099I just called the pub. They confirmed the offer is real but said the sign is outdated, they’ve since removed the limit of 4 tickets per table.
>>10285592>92>you fat, brown faggotCHECKS OUT
>A free tarp with every Happy Meal
>piggies are this mentally illgrim
>>10283252KWAB this is almost as bad as cuckman Phil getting his ass kicked and shoes stolen by the cux
>>10285993also here’s the guy who made it up
>>10286007Of course it was Cornette.
>>10286007that's just JBL wearing Cornette's glasses
e drones are so desperate for aew to fail that theyll make up shit like this. sad. ATTENTION AEW BROSwe need to start fighting fire with fire. print something equally embarassing about wwe, take a pic of it on a cork board, and make a thread. i will be doing this tomorrow
>>10286050nah people asked the restaurant, it was just a seething e-drone
>>10286074kek pathetic balding morbidly obese unloved suicidal lonely micropenis virgin pedophile edrone piggiEs are mindbroken frfr
>>10286073How's this one sound:ATTN - WWE is an evil companyThey accept blood money from the corrupt Saudi government. They don't stand for human rights violations and even treat their employees like that.They put profits before rights and I can't take it anymore and I'm going to chop of my own penis.Watch AEW.
>>10286102but that's true?
>>10286074Fellow jerktroonpedophiles... the gig... is up...
>>10286073EXAMPLE TEMPLATE:Attention:EXTRAS NEEDED!World Wrestling Entertainment ™ is looking for up and coming actors/actresses to play the part of CONVINCING FANIf you feel you have the aptitude for the role of CONVINCING FANplease contact recruiting at careers.wwe.com/refer. Thank you!
>>10285847can't fail when you're not trying, fren
just called the pub, they said they're now offering 6 tickets with every cup of (free) water
>>10283252This is true, i asked for a regular combo meal and extra ketchup sachets and the waitress tried to finesse 4 more tickets with the ketchup. I threw that shit into the garbage bin. Fucking waitress trying to poison me with their tranny meal
>>10286074E-drones are insane man
>>10285993>AEWNeckbeardslmfao this fat faggot is still trying huh?quote tweet the original tweet calling him a racist and he will pull all of this down, he's a cuck not some elite level troll.
>Aewtists got worked by a piece of paperIt's too fucking funny
>>10286144kek what an ice cold fed that could cool that free tap water
>>10283252OH NO NO NO NO NO! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! YESSSSSS! WHAT A FUCKING PISSANT COMPANY!
>>10286379because they have zero sense of humor and cant laugh at anything. its why they seethe so fucking hard anytime you say anything "negative" about their show and its wrestlers. they take it as a personal attack to their existance if you insult their show or wrestlers since most transqueers only have aew in life. its pathetic actually and they love to shit post and t alk shit about wwe constantly but you so much as hint aew isnt godly perfection and they have full on all day meltdowns over it. mental midgets that need legit lobotomies to fix their broken brains and lack of sense of humor
>>10286452>existance e-jeet seething
>>10284538Now I actually think it’s fake because a restaurant wouldn’t cover their own menu like that. Op is putting his little gay card around in his free time which is actually as pathetic as this would have been if it was real. Damn.
>>10286452one typo doesnt = jeet you low IQ underage and/or mentally underage retard. stop being a shit posting faggot 24/7. this is why your mom and dad dont like you and want you to pass in your sleep you fat fuck nobody
>>10286074>trannies got worked into actually askingkek what a bunch of retards
>it's realOH NO NO NO
>>10286074>people asked the restaurant
>>10286074>people asked the restaurantholy shit you retards are too much
>>10283942They have had shows filled to half capacity as of late and they are having a difficult time constantly drawing a milly. I am no e-drone but the writing is literally and figuratively on the wall now.
>>10286499Trannies aren't smart
OJAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10286074Imagine being this mad you had to verify lol
>>10283252non-american herewhy these niggas so cute
>>10286074e-drones be this MAD>>10286331The last month or two has been a nightmare for piggies.>>10286485>botching a reply
Notice how it was only the seething epiggies who were dumb enough to fall for such obvious bait. Curious.
>>10286074Jerktrannies… WE GOT EXPOSED AGAIN
We don't sign our posts here. Do not evade.
>it’s real and verifiedHAHAHAHA
>>10283099wow that's really embarrassing for Tony Khan
>Hi, We'll have the No Milly Special please.
>>10283252HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA
>>10286074IMAGINE getting frantic calls from a bunch of worked trannies......Why do we win every fucking time, E-GODS?
>trannies get worked into a seething shoot over thiskek must be a day that ends with Y
>picture the tranny that was having a meltdown and had to call to verify
KEK ojama almost at breaking point, he will shoot up a WWE event soon
aewtists are the most worked posters in the history of this board
>>10283099uhhhhh aewbros do tickets to our WrestleMania have the same perceived value as a happy meal toy?
>>10286074>worked into a shoot
>this thread Still going>Sizzling menu pic>Worked into a shoot>Restaurant contactedNo milly menu is now a new meme Well played OP, well played
>>10283099nigga seriously printed this out and stuck it on a random wall to take a picture to post on 4chan
>>10286074E-Gods... we finna diddly dong diddly got our ruse fact checked and DEBOONKED by the trannies.
>>10286007kek if I was Tony i'd unironically sue him and bankrupt the little Piggy. Tony's too soft on that shit
trannies in the mud
>>10285993>a source tells me>a sourceOP has (multiple) photographic evidence. Random Twit has "a source."
>>10286074 >they called the fucking restaurantlmao fucking worked
>>10288044>starts fake rumours>try to see if it's real>somehow you got workedI swear some of you niggas make this board the shittiest and most autist out there
>>10287104I would like one order of the Penta El Zero Nachos and a Blackpool Combat Club Sandwich, please.
>>10288068holy kwab you are the one who called? HAHAHAHAHA
>>10286074>they don't even know what AEW isholi kekoli
>>10288114>not recognizing a typoSeems like you are the SIR here, Guptar.
>>10288333holy triggered LMAO
>>10288068LOL. You reddit newfags don't even understand getting "worked", shitposting, memes, 4chan culture, etc.You really got to stay off this siteSeriously, all AEW fans need to leaveGo back to your reddit safespace
>>10288068werked, wizerked even
>>10286073>damn it, we got fucking worked again! let's copy the e-chads like we always dowhy is stealing memes from E-Gods ALWAYS the first response by trannies?
>>10283099>>10283252This is what Tony gets for focusing 100% on All In & putting DON by the wayside.The build has been awful.DON used to feel big
>>10288601>DON used to feel bigLMAO no wtf not unless you're a megasmark it didn't
>>10285993Hey you went looking for proof it was a joke, so even you believed it could be true. Thats pretty mentally ill AEWTIST, ayyyyo lmfao
>>10285340>Is this suable?What?Are aewtists saying they want to take WWE pranksters to court over this? You want Tony Khan to sue wrestling fans?AEW fandom is very, very sad. Weak. Pathetic. >"We're gonna call the cops on you!"This is how low they have sunk. How far they have fallen.
>>10288656wtf that happened to me too
>some poor wagie had to reply to a seething tranny that they weren't in fact giving away free tickets for some wrestling show that they've never heard of
>>10283099Kek haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>10288656kek my sides
>>10286073>EDRONES MADE A JOKE, THEY ARE DESPARATE!!!>I Know, us AEWTISTS should should make a joke about WWE, it's BRILLIANT!I mean LMFAO. You can't be this retarded in real life, can you?
>>10288702you tell me
>>10285993kek even normies got wizerked 4chan the hacker strikes again
>>10288772>current thing flag>checkmark>fake newskek
>>10288772>Blockbuster flagOpinion discarded.
>>10283099Reddit got worked by this. Their excuses to why the show isn't selling were prime kino
>>10288772Of course its a Jewkraine cuck.
>>10283099KEK WHAT A PISSANT HAMBURGER HELPER COMPANY
It's 100% fake. I ordered their "AEW Burger" and didn't get free tickets. No even seat filler freebies.I fucking hate AEWfags for lying about this.
elords we keep FEASTING
>>10287104>Implying GayEWtists will ever have a heterosexual relationship, much less reproduce
>>10288555Shit bait, you type like a redditor, probably a SCCuck who started browsing 4chan last year.I do accept your concession though, no need to worry for approval, new friend.
>>10289655all gayew trannies are newfaggots from reddit>LE JERK!cope
Aewtists are still seething all over Twitter about thisDoesn't the real world know that 4chan is all about memes and shitposts? Why can't AEW fans see how hilarious this is?
>>10290553gayew trannies are shoot cultists
>>10287950good morning sirs>>10290553Piggies can't meme. t. LyricCHAD
>>10288068Don't work yourself into a shoot brother-HH88
>>10290553>Doesn't the real world know that 4chan is all about memes and shitposts? Why can't AEW fans see how hilarious this is?This is only funny if it was done by a kid, otherwise it's a deranged weirdo.
>>10286074lmfao the state of aewtists
>>10288772Jesus h Christ! The malding! The seething! The McNomilly menu is a hit!
>>10290553They've spent so much time in the reddit echo chamber, they think everyone is a heckin' yummy AEW fan like them. They don't realise that the company is a laughing stock literally everywhere else.
So remind me why are you guy want AEW fails again?
E-GODS I KNEEL
>>10292675>So remind me why are you guy want AEW fails again?GOOOOOOD MORNING SUKHDEV!
Classic fuckin thread
>>10288772>le Ukraine flagScreams "I'm a faggot and you should dismiss whatever you're about to read".
>>10283099>>10283252OH NO NO NO!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!OH NO NO NO!!
>>10284538>PaulanerBased, finally a beer for us Triple CHADS
>>10283099finally a memorable /pw/ thread
>>10288772>paying for twitter>insinuating someone else is patheticthe aew trans community lack self awareness it seems.
>>10283252KWAB of the decade this fucking soon? Holy shit
Trannies actually called a random restaurant to harass them about a ticket promotion that didn't exist. They actually took time out of someone's day in an attempt to defend AEW's honor but they just ended up looking even dumber. This is one of the most genius works of all time. Whoever pulled this off is a top tier carny.
>>10294819it was edrones calling the restaurant, retard. read the thread, not just the screencaps.
>Drones once again stooping to making up outright lies about AEW because they are so pressed by AEW existing. you'll notice this never happens with psychotic AEW fans making shit up about WWE like this/And if the roles were switched in this scenario, this board's stance would be completely flipped on it and the people who did this would be mercilessly ripped to shreds for doing it. Drones have a pass for being complete lowlife pondscum when ti comes to console warring and lowering the bar further and further with ever passing week, and you never see the other side resorting to that level.
>>10283099ojama can’t slide this!
CRAZYBUT THAT’S HOW IT GOESMILLIONS OF PEOPLEWATCHING VANDERPUMP RULESMAYBEIT’S NOT TOO LATEFOR TONY KWABTO FILL WEMBLEY STADIUMWRESTLERSSAWDUSTINGANOTHER ONEDILATESI’M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A NO MILLY TRAINI’M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A NO MILLY TRAIN
e-drones are severely mentally ill
>>10292675the "stand up for WWE" thing is a meme but it worked on a significant number of human beings who became e-drones. they're the same ones who like to make out WWE is some mainstream product that isn't a joke.the saddest part is that they're all in their mid to late 30s.
>>10296948they love their goyslop memes
>>10295011You sound upset. Is the no milly getting to you, fren?
>>10296993>they're all in their mid to late 30s.it's actually much much older than that these are grown dudes in their 40s and 50s acting this way online.
>>10297068and they all look like some variant of this genetic dead end phenotype
>>10296948>>10296993>>10297068Wow you are talking to yourself because E gods are too busy in the gamethreadWhat a fucking pussy holy shit
Free AEW tickets with every Bud Light 6-pack purchase at Walmart !
>>10297118Bottom row could all find someone. Top row is hopeless
>>10283438>>10283438Delicious burgerCrispy perfect French of the friesBubbly and sparkly icy coke AND a fancy toy for the collection I'm sorry does it get any better?
>>10297135his tactics are barely there
>>10283099This dude is a based god for working the cultists into absolute tears. It's hilarious yet disturbing how a simple prank like this can work an entire fanbase so hard. Tony's probably fuming as well because you know he knows about it and you know it bothers him.
>>10284168>yes, this whole thread is a jokeAnon, you are in this board with pajeets and Seth rollins fans. They will believe everything you post kek
>>10283237And the other one was
>>10297135>watching e-slopYou made my point for me zoomer
>300 posts for a false flag
The day aew died
>>10283099OH NONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>10283099>>10283252AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA DEAR OH DEAR
So I just bought a regular-sized plain Hamburger that came with free tickets to go to a PPV with three of my friends and everyone here is laughing at me.
>>10283099I wouldn't go to this tranny bullshit if it were freeAnd I still prefer this tranny bullshit to WWE