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>I'm home
Literally the weakest, stupidest, laziest thing he could have possibly said. It smacks of something that was written and approved by a group of social media promoters or a board of financial directors in suits. This is why WWE sucks. Somewhere someone forgot that they're a pro wrestling show. A worked shoot where he comes out and says something spicy along the lines of "I hoped that 10 years later things would be better but now that I'm here I see all the problems as before only somehow they're worse! But I'm still the best in the world... etc etc." One constant I've always learned with WWE is that if there is an easy, common sense lay-up they'll blow it every single time.
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>>12449911
>I’m home
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>>12449911
>“Im home”
the whole thing thing read like a press release. like its what he should have said to the locker room to smoothe things over but everybody knows its bullshit from a mile away. whats he doing saying it and acting like that in front of the audience and cameras, thats my question. wwe is off the rails man. its so on the rails its off the rails
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>>12450928
It's a humiliation ritual. Cody already had his. You think the hard cam shot of the rubber chicken was a fluke?
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>>12449911
this was more embarrassing than ufc
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>>12449911
Now type that without dilating in rage

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NEW PUNK MERCH DROPPED
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>>12452167
Are you me?
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>>12452156
>>12452167
>>12452233
all me btw
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>>12452058
Sup phil
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The amount of times I've seen the term "airball" shows me that someone really is spamming
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/pw/ is moving so slow nowadays it really is making the samefagging very apparent tonight. I have to admit this is the first time I've been here in quite a few weeks myself but it's still crazy to think how many fans AEW drove away this year.

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>Ok, now make him say WWE is his home
>HAHAHAHA HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
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>>12451094
Take meds.
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>>12449361
Last Warrior promo turned him into an absolute legend forever to the point it erased the rest of his controversial history.

By giving warrior one night and a mic, probably expecting him to choke and blow it, Paul ruined any chance he would be forgotten. Paul lost badly
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>>12449190
Trips UNKWABBING was already impressive but buck breaking punk has pushed it into something of legend.
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>>12449190
kek finner do be like dat doe
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>>12449190
Punk knows he’s a nostalgia act designed to make money for the antichrist (wwe). Paul has Philly the balls.

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>punk's promo was so generic that chatGPT could have written it
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>>12451235
Not to defend punk because that promo was shit, but wrestling isn't exactly Shakespeare. Not too surprising it's similar. The Bot has enough material to work with to understand the vocabulary and mannerisms of punk and wrestling characters aren't super deep.

If you ask to do promos for other wrestlers on topics it's also the same. Great Pro wrestlers have catchphrases and certain mannerisms and wrestling usually stays within a specific box so it's not hard to come up with stuff.
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>>12452115
fpbp

>>12452332
The problem is that it reads like a parody of a CM Punk promo
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>>12452115
>why would i care about wwe's viewers?
because we dont promote shitters like danhausen and jungle boy lmfaooooo
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>>12452372
jungle boy ripped pg punk a new asshole
looks like fragile phil was the real glass all along
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>>12451235
YIKES

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Was it a work?
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>>12450627
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>>12450627
So you dont know
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>>12450627
On planet retard maybe

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he won
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>>12451895
He puts his foot down indeed... He puts his foot down the way a CHILD does, during a CHILD's unpredictable emotional tantrum. If he kept any distance from his employees he would make better decisions.
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>>12452273
>a child fires a staffmember who cannot stop getting into fistfights

Exactly how much Boss Baby have you watched?
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>>12452244
I don't even know who that is. Get a life.
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>>12452341
That's your loss pal. She's got a fat ass and nice tittays.
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I should have never doubted Perry. I should have realized how based he was all along. Wanting to use real glass for our entertainment and not backing down. Not letting Punk get away with smearing him through the dirtsheets. Saying cry me a river on a major PPV. The fucker won me over.

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>the grass isn't greener on the other side
kek you could see in his eyes how defeated he is
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With how quickly his signing supposedly came together, I wouldn't be surprised. Had a momentary high at Survivor Series and then came into work in Monday and realized what he signed up for.
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Literally everyone says this because it's true. The WWE is the Yankees, the only ones who don't want to play for them are shit anyway.
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>>12451224
Is that Buddy Murphy? We already know that him and everyone else in AEW wants out.
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>>12451234
Would you suck a dick or have your shit pushed in for a million dollars anon? Because that's pretty much what punk just did.
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>>12451224
That doesn't even look like him

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I too make this face when I finally come “home” after a long time.
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>>12452078
That's fair.
>>12452082
Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.
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>>12451830
The face of a man who knows he’s on a very tight leash and can’t cut his real shoot promos
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>>12451830
This is the face you make when you have to go back to a souless corporate structure after you had near total freedom beforehand
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>>12451830
Al Bundy ass nigga
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>>12452424
Al Bundy cut better promos than ChatGPT Phil

>even fucking r/squaredcircle gets the kino Punk character
>gayew trannies spamming on /pw/ don't
Embarassing
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>>12451275
a slow build to nothing like the karrion kross stuff?
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>>12451317
we don’t sign our posts here
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>>12451316
Crisp white tees are based get a clue
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>No no, see, i-it's supposed to be bad!

I'm shocked that reddit would have this take. S-H-O-C-K-E-D
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IT WAS A HECKIN AIRBALLERINO
AEW IS BACK

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what's he thinking right now?

I missed this based giga nigga
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>MOGS Punketty in your path
Yeah....I'm thinking the legend killer is back bros
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>>12451700
WWE doesn't need this shitter, we now have the Punkster

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i just watched the punk promo, that’s what trannies are seething about?

sure it wasn’t a “LE HECKIN FOURTH WALL BREAKERINO” but it planted seeds and justified why he’s back. what the fuck else do you need? it was great
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>>12451573
its funny how AEfags are nitpicking whatever they can to try hate on it, also funny that a 5/10 punk promo is still better than anything those kids can produce on that little mudshow, theyre just coping with the fact their product doesnt matter to anyone besides the handful of nerds who stay loyal to tk
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It was slop.

Which pigs like OinkP love.

But it's actually shocking that it was slop.
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>>12452364
Calling detractors of Phil "kids" is not a winning move, since he seems to have aged about a decade in 3 months.
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>>12451852
Also Sami Zayn referenced AEW on RAW a few years ago
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>>12451573
They were already going to pop a rating, there was no need to blow their load on the first night

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>*picks you up*
>*gently placed you in corner*
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>>12451506
If Drew didn't get some blood from blatantly headbutting the belt this segment wouldve been a bust
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>>12451564
I liked the Seth promo and Drew’s promo but then the physical aspect of wrestling rears its ugly head. And these guys just don’t want to make this stuff look good. This is why unionized labor is trash. The wrestlers get paid more than ever, work less dates than ever, and still won’t take bumps to make the shit look halfway decent. All these guys like to talk about old school rasslin, if they were around back then they wouldn’t have made it the way it looks to me. Like you can’t take a back bump into the turnbuckle pad a little harder than that, Seth? Really?
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WWE style is for puss-Es. And Seethe apparently KWABed his back working hurt for a title nobody respects.

>>12451748
>unionized
>WWE
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>>12451757
You don’t need an actual union anymore, it’s called “unionizing”. Look it up.
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>>12451506
Need to add the SpongeBob walking sounds

what did metlzer say about jim’s opinion of ryback’s tweet about dax’s feelings on parker boudreaux’s latest collab?
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I took a shit in the tokyo dome in 1995 and dave rated it .25 stars
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>>12451774
You tell me
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Let's ask "The Great" Brian Last

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>>12451580
>Cagematch
>10 seething trannies voted
Its just sad at this point.
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>>12451580
>>12452280
All photoshopped
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>>12451580
OH NONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>12452383
>>12452390
Stop samefagging.
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>>12452387
1 tranny with 10 accounts more likely.


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