I predict that Night 1 will be received pretty positively while Night 2 will be kinda disappointing in comparison
>>9503349Night 1? Night 2? Geez...gow long has it been since the last time I watched Wrestlemania? Last I recall it was only one night for about 3 or 4 hours long. Fuck no wonder I quit watching wrestling in 2015 after the smarks were starting to get their way. Fuck this shit. Who has time to waste on watching this crap?
>>9503349Early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes has it at 77%
>>9503349Night 1 will be a total letdown because they will probably let womemes shit main event instead of Seff and Big Match Logan like they should
>>9503931It is actually cool. I watch one or two matches from each night a year based on post hype. From a biz side it is genius. I mean it is a travelling circus act basically. Most is pretty good really.
>>9504196I see. Well even if I were to watch again, I have no idea who to cheer or watch for. All my favorite wrestlers are retired.
If you watch WWE you’re evil.
>>9503987>AAAARRRRRRRGGGG OWEN DIED IN A UNPREDICTABLE ACCIDENT AND BENOIT DID IT BECAUSE STEROIDS OK?
>>9504026Oh yeah my bad, and Benoit’ dog tag partner just happened to die on the same day as he did by sheer coincidink
>>9503747Gem>>9503958coal
>>9502779Guess I'm watching Mania now
>>9502779Queering Dont Make The World Go Around
BEHOLD!Look no further.A true badass? Thats Nash.Can you even compete? Nah.KEVIN WAS ALWAYS BASED!Even you think so. Don't deny it.
>>9502704>ALWAYS BASEDMore like ALWAYS RAPED!
>>9504291kek what a failed get bitchola
>>9504298not as funny as them not being able to flood board with rape threads anymore LOLnow they cope in can't draw worth a shit falseflags like this who the fuck did they think they were messing with? LOLspinning wheels and making no noise in real world and samefagging hours of there life away everyday for free KEK
>>9504342*their
>>9503350Original wolfie writing gay fan fiction Kwab
i just realized wrestling is retarded
>>9504389nah you are
>>9504389nah i am
nah we all are
ok how you know
(Sad news) Disingenuous bad faith concern trolls (50+) are taking Mox’s words out of context to make AEW look bad.
>>9504111>tranny jannies run defense AEW cockmongling pedophilekek it do be like that>inb4 thread 404'dah the authentic reddit experience
>>9504193its funny he always says 'ojama isnt real bitchtits' or 'is ojama in the room with you' etc when anyone calls him out, but then reports anyone posting his pic. why would anyone be seething enough to report over pic of a fat mexican unless it was him.
>>9504227bitchtits isn't a person. that's just what ojama sees whenever he looks down at his iphone.
>>95042663/4 of the board has been called bitchtits by now
>don't take me outta *drunk hiccup* context maan
How would you have pushed him after he won Brawl for All?
I'd have probably blurred the lines with reality. Basically have McMahon scream at him how he was supposed to go down for Dr Death but he rebelled or something. And then McMahon makes his life hell until he becomes his enforcer and his first order of business is to beat the crap out of Billy Gunn because of the problems DX had been causing to WWF.And then move on from there.
>>9503229Not bad actually. But instead of Vince it might be a good on-air role for Cornette to sperg out with.
>>9503229Continuing with this idea. Basically there would be a little in ring event where Bart would be handed his prize money. Only for McMahon to interupt it and say he wouldn't receive anything because he ruined his plans for Dr Death by not going down for him.Then for the next few weeks he would make Barts life hell. (such as putting him in handicap matches or perhaps putting him in a match where he cannot use his left hand) Bart and Bob would still tag every now and then still as New Midnight Express. The only allies Bart would have would be Bob and Billy who would try to interfere in these impossible matches to get Bart out. (due to Billy not liking what they are doing with his "brother")Eventually McMahon would basically offer him to become a corporate enforcer and he would stop making his life hell. All he would need to do is beat the crap out of Bob. Bart takes the deal and becomes corporate and has a match with Bob where he brutalizes him. And Bob would be written off with an injury until he joins the job squad later in the year. And New Midnight Express is officially over.Then he is later ordered to do the same to Billy Gunn due to how Billy tried to rescue Bart and the problems DX has been causing WWF. The match happens and the only reason why Billy doesn't get the same fate as Bob is due to DX bailing him out.After that he would be McMahons enforcer and eventually become part of the corporation once that has formed. He might have one tv match against Austin during this as well. But he would be a midcard enforcer. That's just one fantasy booking idea I could come up with.
>>9503142give him a construction worker gimmick
>>9503159Pretty much. He won a legit competition so push him as a tough guy brawler. Maybe make him part of the hardcore division where he's like some old school macho action movie guy, no nonsense and having these elaborate brawls where he always comes out on top.
Do you listen to the Cut The Bull podcast with Vickie Guerrero and Dino Winwood?
>>9503983>dudes name is fucking dino winwoodyou actually expect any better?
>>9504163He's a PWG legend
>>9503822No
>>9503983It's actually very subtle, did you notice the word 'Cut' has a cut through it, and the guy is doing the bullhorns through the gap in the 'U' in the word 'Bull'?
>>9504285Holy shit I hadn’t noticed the hilariously bad cut.
kenny is a real life angel
One winged albeit.
>>9504363kenny is riho-chan's sempai, baka-e
>>9504212After all, I am inspired by best bout machine Kenny-san
>>9504292
>>9504292We don’t sign our posts here
Would a Shaun Murphy gimmick get over in pro wrestling?
>>9503473I started watching rugby this year, it's not really an obscure english sport but it doesnt get a lot of coverage over here despite there being some crossover with football. it was pretty fun and a lot more interesting than soccer
>>9503679the Bret Hart of snooker
>>9503440for me, its /pw/s guy peter ebdon>>9503450for me, its /pw/s guy ted hankey
Who do we think is winning it all, lads? I think this is Ding’s year
>>9503450*is a daring synthesis of dusty, flair, and million dollar man in your path*
Which event draws the most money?
Are we talking just drawing the house or the house and ppv buys?If it's just the house it's mexico city. House and buys probably E.
>>9501940C>E>B>D>The rest
>>9501971>>9501977Backlash 2003 flopped
>>9501940Company H - Charlotte, NCRic Flair 85' vs Anyone
>>9504208>'85 Ric Flair vs '86 Roddy PiperDoes this outdraw the rest of the list?
A visual pee
>>9504048Spud is a fucking true blue carny workhorse, happy to embarrass himself for money. God bless.
>nearly tanks the third hour into 1.6 millionYikes. Not sure if putting the belts on this anti-draw is a good idea.
better than 800k
>>9502661>1.6 millybest North American promotion. Possibly the best in the world.
>>9502661fake news
When are people gonna get this shit? No one draws, no one will ever draw again, TV is dying and WWE and AEW ratings will forever stagnate. No wrestler is the reason for no views whether they're the main champ or not, you've worked yourself too much by the dimes meme.
>>9502661you know he's doing the job to Roman at 'mania.
>stardust beats ramen>sami kev beat ramens coconut shadow clones>mami beats charles>brock beats a giant nog caw>nazi beats up anglos>zoomer cena beats up boomer cenaonly thing thats based?>based dom beats up a his deadbeat murdering fatherand I'm not watching two 5 hour shows just for that
>>9501522shit take
>>9501522>beats up a his fatherMAMA MIA, HOW COULD HE A DO THIS?
>>9501522based
>>9501522>romans coconut shadow cloneskek I remember that. somebody post the brock voacaroo
I just want to see Switchblade and maybe Asuka get a WM moment and i couldn't give a fuck about anyone else.
I don't get it.
>>9502000>Nice
>>9501618This guy doesn't know about HexesSomebody shoot this fucking guyGet hexed, amigo
>>9501618What is there not to get? Its based.
>>9501634This. I stopped watching AEW and wrestling altogether after his debut. When you book someone expecting everyone to know who he is just because he is a meme, you lose a customer
>>9501618he's autistic
>5'5>170lbsWhat delusion drove this man to choose this profession? At what period in his life did this "man" get out of bed and think to himself "I will train to be a professional wrestler and I expect to be booked over other people who have such aspirations, even though I'm a foot shorter and look ridiculous"?It is easy to point and laugh at pathetic manlets but have you ever stopped to ask yourself - Why is this little man so arrogant that he thought he would succeed in this business? There are normal looking wrestlers out there, much more talented than he is and even their attitude is great and they're entirely professional yet this "man" has been booked over them at some point and they had to stay home and find another promotion. Some of them probably even quit the business because they thought they'd give it one more go only to find out the show was already full and one of the spots was taken by John Silver.Perhaps there was even a time where a man was driven to finally hang himself because he needed that booking to pay for his rent and without it, he'd have a long and cold winter on the streets ahead of him - all of this caused by John Silver being booked ahead of an actual man.
>>9502494lmfao
>>9503633You can't be "ok in the ring" at 5'5. Everything is by default ridiculous. That's like saying some midget wrestlers are actually good because they can do moonsaults and german suplexes.
>>9502494everyday i thank god im not a manlet nor a goyim
>>9502494what's flloyd mayweathers networth?
At what period in his life did this "man" get out of bed and think to himself "I will judge successful people on a professional wrestling forum and expect taken seriously even though I never leave the basement?"?
