This guy on Deviantart made this and it makes me cringe on more than one level.I just want to know, if I am not the only one that feels that way.
They just look like regular mana cards, not holographic or old prints. It may look stupid, but it doesn't make me cringe at all
Anyone playing for a while has more basic lands than what they know to do with. When I was rebuilding my collection, I bought 1000 for $5 from a store. They're basically worthless.As long as that deckbox can fit sleeves, it's a pretty neat idea. I think it would have looked better if he had the card backs showing on the outside instead, though.
>>539829nigga they're basic lands and the books looks neat and well done. it's just you.
>>539834i think if the flap, front, back, and sides represented each mana color it would be pretty neat
Hi, can you please watch my video please? and tell me if you like my singing.Thanks ;)
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They don't fold very well and the printed ink flakes off after a while when folded like that. Those are my only complaints as I do not play Magic nor do I know anything about it.
He destroyed magic cards, that makes me happy.
>>539829>bending your cardsholy fuck i dont care how many cards you have bending them is a sin
>>539942>love books>get taught from a young age to treat books with tender care, never bend pages, leave them for the next generation>learn the same for comic books>handle carefully, learn to read without ruining them with wrinkles>get job at Borders after high school>doing inventory>"anon these Harlequins didn't sell this month, strip their covers and box them up for the dumpster to make room for next months">WAT.jpg>"yeah tear the cover off like this, preserving the bar code RIIIIIIIIIIIIP, make a pile, rubber band every 50 together for easy counting so we get refunded, box up the books for D to take to the dumpster">mfw I am forced to perform ritual book and comic execution contrary to every collector instinct I haveit was like gore, but not. Forgive me, Ray Bradbury
>>539829Who cares? They're land cards. There's like a billon of them for every other card. Grow the fuck up. Nerd like a man, pussy.
>>540431Why do you trash them instead of burn them of give them away? Why rip the cover off as well?
>>539831>mana cardsIt's called "lands", anon. It's right there on the card.
>>540454>If you purchased this book without a cover you should be aware that this book is stolen property. It was reported as "unsold and destroyed" to the publisher and neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this "stripped book."
>>540586>nobody wanted to pay for it so absolutely nobody can have it, because fuck sharing and fuck people ! It's like when foodstore put bleach on their unsold groceries so no hobo can eat them...
>>540587It makes bookkeeping easier for publishers; bookstores report how many books went unsold and they are marked as such, so it makes stolen merchandise harder to sell.
>>539831>>539834>>539837>>540453OP mentioned more than one level of cringe, give him more credit instead of stating the OBIVOUS...it's cringeworthy because it's an ugly product of 10 seconds of an autistic 12-year-old's imagination and 2 minutes of his labor>>539873>>539874YOU'RE VIDEO IS SHIT LUL
>>540616>YOU'RE VIDEO IS SHIT LULYou meant "Your*", of course.
>>539829Dude, they're basic lands. They're not even full art. People leave them on tables at card shops, on top of the store owner giving them out for free. The only thing they did wrong was make it too small for sleeved cards.
You may have autism if such a small thing can induce any sort of cringe. Its a neat little trinket made out of excessive lands, thats all there is to it.
>>539829He probably thought he was cool for making that. You should let him know what a fucking autistic fuckwit he is
>>540616>anime reaction imageOpinion discarded
>>539829They're common, inexpensive cards being used to create something useful and - I think - somewhat interesting. I don't see your problem.
>>539829It bothers me that it's all held together with bend cards, if there was a better casing made from something else with the lands cut to size as decoration I'd be fine with it. Currently it just looks like crap where it's bend and the flaps are completely useless.
>>539829I specifically selected that full frontal forest for my old Sigarda commander deck before I dismantled it and sold it for food money.
>>539829Congrats on creating the most autistic thread on a fucking papercraft and origami board
>>539887You're on the slowest board on the chans and you still fuck up.
>>542711it's my first time on this board, it might not be elite folding prowess but, as an mtg player I think it's neat.
>>540588It's still retarded. It doesn't mean you couldn't mark them down as unsold and give them away regardless, who the fuck would know? If people aren't going to buy it from the store and it's going to end up as literal garbage I don't think the ((((publishers)))) need to worry about missing out on too many shekels from "thieves" selling them.
>>539829Seriously shouldn't talk shit about this.He had an idea, and saw it through.Show me your first paper craft....
>>540431Jesus Christ. I don't think I'd have the fortitude to keep that up
>>542728They do it because consumers are more sneaky and backhanded than you give them credit for. The reason why produce is thrown away and not given away when it is going bad is because no sane person would buy the product if they could get it for free 4 days later. Its a counter productive business model that is centered around how consumers think.
>>542752>>542706>>542867>>542892>fake nerd bois not knowing what a bend test is
>>542697I don't play magic but even i have heard of the black lotus.
>>543068You can add >>543105 to the mix.
>>540688Are you that new?
>>542697MTG sellers bend cards to test if they are real or counterfeited.counterfeited cards usually bends and stay bent, real cards are made of good quality materials and return to their normal shape [spoiler] at least for the first 3 times in their lifetime [/spoiler]>>539829Land cards are extremely low value(both selling value, and personal utility value) in MtG, and those are some of the ugliest forests i've ever seen.Some stores even gift a pack of them to new players. for free.he probably would have spent more by purchasing a small sheet of plastic/cardboard to make it.
>>542873As someone who volunteers at their local food bank, and has also worked in a few retail/grocery stores, I can verify that this is partially true.The other side of it is simply that many establishments are ignorant of what to do with "old" produce and throw it out. I've heard stories of places that do indeed contaminate what they throw out, but that's not exactly the norm.In the places I've been, it's pretty simple to just speak with the management and propose a deal with food banks. Most of them have the paperwork for it, and the company gets to write it off. It's a win-win that the average person just doesn't think of.As for books and magazines... well you're just shit out of luck. It's highly unlikely that the local library wants them, as they also occasionally get rid of their own books as well. Obviously the interest isn't there if you're not selling them.In this day and age you just deal with it. There's most likely a digital copy out there, and you can rest easy knowing that they're most likely going to be recycled.
>>543165I liked the Unhinged land cards...might be due to it having a full portrait which shows how good it looks.
>>543368yeah and ung lands are like 10 bucks each you know
>>540616The creator isn't pretending it's god's gift to man, he's not selling it on eBay. He just posted it on DeviantArt to show off his idea.>>540431>have a friend who works graveyard at chain supermarket>he always saves a trash bag of one-day expired frozen meals and hands them out to homeless people on his way home from work>homeless guy calls corporate and thanks them for good friend's gifts>friend gets canned the next dayGod bless our corporate overlords.
>>539829Makes me cringe too. It is all wrong.
>>539829Care to explain HOW this upsets you?>>545407What's going on in this picture?
>>540587That's partly because hobos have sued companies (mostly fast food places) because they got food poisoning from their trash cans.Am I still on /po/? This is starting to feel like another board.
>>542873Except that grocery stores actually do donate some of that stuff. There was a place next door to my grandfather's apartment that got donations from the supermarkets in the area of expiring food that old people could go in and grab for free.
>>543068The bend test will eventually ruin cards if done enough. Plus I've seen people fold cards in half to bend-check them. Anyone who's played magic for a while knows how a card feels, rendering the test unnecessary. If I were looking to sell any card worth over $10 I'd hike the price 1.5x if they did the damned bend test.
>>546593Please please please tell me those aren't real power 9 cards with art mods. I fear it is based on the price tag, WHY would anyone do this? I can't believe anyone would throw away thousands of dollars of rare cards for my little pony while actually being aware of their value.
>>546690If someone buys them at that price, doesn't it mean ponyshit "art mod" cards are worth just as much as the original cards? Both magic and mlp are fictional toy franchises--it's not like a WoC card with particular words and pictures on it is an inherently valuable object. Basically it sounds like what you are saying is "I'm jealous of someone who owned those cards and didn't use them for the purpose I would've liked to."
>>546707I'm extremely jealous because they're the most valuable and rarest cards in MTG because of their limited print and their overpowered effects in the game itself. Modifying them makes them effectively worthless to a collector and no one would even think of buying those for that price without being completely retarded. You're bitching that limited printed things which can't easily be obtained have value, 'fictional toy franchises' can still have a large domestic gross and as such be worth alot of money you troglodyte and none of your 'I don't care about that thing so its cost should be $0' has any affect on the market.
>>546758I don't at all mean to imply that things like rare Magic cards don't or shouldn't have value. Rather, I'm saying both MTG and MLP are niche interests with a number of extremely devoted fans who are clearly willing to pour quite a lot of money into their (strange to outsiders) hobby. Items appealing to these fans are certainly valuable because they can be sold at a high price, yet to someone uninvolved in the hobby, they would seem to be worthless. If you think defacing the cards in this way is a waste, aren't you essentially in the same position as some "outsider" who sees all Magic cards as more or less worthless in the first place? They have been removed from the sphere of "things you care about," but potentially become valuable and desirable to someone else. Now, of course it's possible that the new niche for those defaced cards has become so small that there isn't actually anyone who is willing to buy them, although I don't think any of us knows whether that is the case or not. It's also perfectly reasonable to argue that MLP fans, especially ones who want to spend thousands of dollars on their hobby, are annoying, detestable, etc. But if you are someone who personally places a high value on paper cards from a "fictional toy franchise" such as MTG, you might want to be careful about throwing stones.
>>545415If it's what I think it is, they're making Christmas tree decorations (like baubles).
>>539829isn't it just basic lands? whats the problem?
>>543365I knew someone worked at a pizza place, used to put the "mistake" pizzas on some cardboard next to the dumpster so hobos could take them rather than ruin them. place got fined and told to stop
Hey. This is somewhat unrelated but I've got a really annoying deck and it has nothing but "Tap target creature, It doesn't untap during your opponent's next untap step."Now i figured being a complete dick wasn't enough so I came up with "Why not put on little snowmen on my opponents creatures to make them potentially completely lose their shit." Would love this one since it seems easy to craft and i'm shit at papercrafts, but can honestly be anything: snowflake, xmas tree, ice block... i don't care. Just give me something relatively white I can print with relatively low color since i'm out of color tint. TLDR; I'd like a file for a simple snowman, possibly pic related, if not, anything simple & ice related with not much color on it. kkthxbai
What is up, mah honky brethren?
>>539942there basic fucking lands the one thing that will never run out
>>546593i honestly dont mind some of those alters the pearl and sapphire in particular look greatbut i dont understand what the fuck posessed the guy to use real fucking moxen for it.i liked the lands though those are nice
I'm glad I never got into something as autistic as a tgc. Although I've spent a very large amount of time playing video games and watching anime, which could probably be considered even more worthless.
>>547327he says as he posts on the papercraft board
>>546690at least the guru duals are pretty nifty
>>540454Giving them away would encourage people to not buy books and simply wait for the stock to be old. It's the same reason GameStop throws away video games.It's not a practice I agree with, but that's the way it is.They also rip the covers off to return to their vendor, it acts as proof that the book didn't sell, so they get refunded, plus as another user stated it's to prevent people from dumpster diving and reselling trashed booked, which is a problem due to the first thing I said.There's nothing to stop you from getting the books out of the dumpster for yourself however, unless you're above dumpster diving.
>>540431>>547552is there a way I can get free books and games that people are about to bin
>>539829At least he's only fucking up lands. Honestly, I think it's a neat idea; if he managed to make the cuts a bit better, and figure out a better way to crease the lid, it could probably look really sweet.
>>539834>>539829OP did u make dis :3
>Portal land cardsI haven't played MTG since like 1999, but even then, those things were worth a nickel.
>>539829My brother cut out the picture of hundreds of those cards back in '95 and stuck them on his wall. Ruined the wall.
>>550077Those are not Portal lands.
>>546593No way that is real, that's the most cringe worthy defacement I've ever seen.
>>542697I hope I'm not too late for the screen cap
bumped for cringe
>>547283hey anon, i saw this thread and made this for youtube snowmen! (because you said you were shit at papercrafts)two designs, with and without top hatedit if you wantthe face of the snowman just tells me>yeah, you're screwed>you are just gonna sith through this>fuck you
>>539829I kinda like it.
>>539829>not sleeving his cardsMakes me wanna tear my hair out
>>539829THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!
>>542697That's a retarded way of losing thousands of dollars.
>>551492It won't crease if it's legit.
>>542697>white borderwho cares?
>>539829looks pretty cool desu
>>542697>paper folding board>gets triggered by a picture of paper being folded
>>539829yes, you do!
>>551581C-c-cardstock you B-baka!
>>542714>the slowest board on the chansWouldn't that be /t/?
>>552073What did that say before they deleted it?
It could have been better if he scored the card properly.
>>539829Incredibly cringy (Deviantart, color me surprised) but at least he trashed Scars of Mirrodin lands, nothing of value was lost
>>551495>>543165You're so full of shit
>>547283>>551455well, anon hasn't responded yet, and i think he may have given up on this thread(yes, i do check back on this thread to see if anon has responded)
>>542697fucking kicking a wall with a nail under my nailbed
>>542697Dude is that a tor-mods crypt in the background?
>>539942>post i made over 400 days ago>still here/po/ is even slower than i expected
>>539829It's a bunch of land cards. If they defile a Black Lotus, then that's fucking heresy.
>>554371Didn't you notice >>542697 then?
>>539829ᶦᵗˢ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᶜᶫᵒˢᵉ
Was thinking what the fuck is this thread related to politics? Then i releasied im on /po/.Lol what a gay board.
>>554472/po/ is ironically the best and most cute board on 4chan.
>>546593>$12,000 for horribly cropped cardsReminds of the bootleg yugi cards I bought as a kid at an open air market in florida.Good times.Aside from chickens and muggings.
Why do you care? It's some painted paper from some shitty game
>>555313dont you guys have sex with paper or something?isnt this haram?
>>539829As a magic player... I think it looks pretty dumb
>>542697This makes me happy for some reason
>>542697No crease no problem. Grab a common card and try yourself.
>>543068Bend tests are useless with good counterfeits and puts a lot of stress in the card.Use a good testing like light ones or a decent magnifier to check the print.If you ever try to bend one of my moxes I'd fucking kill you.
>>539829A deck case made out of mana cards? I dunno, looks fine to me. I think I may even like that someone did that. XD
>>540431you have to. tearing off the cover proves to publisher they were destroyed not sold. it's a business/copyright thing
>>545407theres a huge liability problem with giving out expired food. if your friend wanted to do a good deed he could just buy it in date with his employee discount rather than feed people trash.it's a thing because otherwise you get corporations getting a tax writeoff for freezer meltdowns that aren't actually safe to eat, or well meaning idiots poisoning people.the bigger problem is that canada actually destroys fresh drinkable milk to keep prices up because of how their subsidies are done. literally dumps hundreds of gallons of the stuff down the drain rather than seize it for poor people. or how usa uts funding to states that try to tell you what you can or can't buy with foodstamps
>>555341you bendtest one of my cards you've just doubled the price. that shit damages them long term. put the money on the table before you touch it and guarantee you're buying if it passes, no weaseling out or changing your mind
>>539829would be cooler if it was a cigarette box
>>545407mtg "bondage edition"intriguing
>>556497it was that employee's solo action, i seriously doubt that'd create a legal liability for the companyunless the company is under legal obligation to make every reasonable effort to prevent people from accessing their expired food, then it's a problem
>>556497>>557667Even if it was a problem of liability a lot of food is good even days or week after expiry (yogurts for example).In my country some stores were pourring bleach on the food they throwed away to be sure no one would eat it. This is illegal now and they are supposed to give away their unsold food (aid association, food for animals, compost etc...)
>>556497>the bigger problem is that canada actually destroys fresh drinkable milk to keep prices up because of how their subsidies are doneWhat the fuck?
>>540616>it's cringeworthy because it's an ugly product of 10 seconds of an autistic 12-year-old's imagination and 2 minutes of his laborDoes that make it any less valid as a papercraft? It brings happiness to the person using it and a that's kind of neat reaction to some people that see it.
>>539942They're basic fucking lands
Dis tread from 2016 still up and kickin lol
>>539829Just wanted to reply to a two year old thread, I won't shitpost again I promise.F O L D I N GOLDING
>>540688He meant it in the context like "you're waifu a shit," bro...
>>539829I think its cool
>>547327Cardgames are actually pretty fun, sociable and strategic aside from the money part. Depending on what you played and watched, Id say you're miles below.
Why does this thread still exist?
posting in ancient thread.
>>558695>>560043>>560664>>560665Just goes to show how sparse /po/ is in terms of daily visits. There's a paper planes thread that's even older than this one that's still kicking, albeit not for much longer considering it just recently reached its bump limit.
>>539829It bother me that people bend Mirrodin cards :(
>>554363>>539942How's life treated you these past 1 and a half years?
>>539829Ok, I've never been to this board, but I wanted to post in a two year old thread
>>561083holy shit me too
>>539829Its just fucking lands. Also, if I recall, blue is useless unless you have a shit ton of counters so the island is worth zero.
>>561835Also fuck your opponent with goblins. Its the cheapest effective solution.
>>543165this doesn't work for modern cards. they bend in the pack.
would look dope with guru lands
>>562046LORD GARFIELD HAS SPOKEN
>>562112what angry god would let that happen? i ask because its happened to me. twice my parents threw away my collections. the first time was vintage heavy and had guru lands. the second was original zendikar era with tier 0 decks.
>>540582he obviously doesn't play magic, anon
>>542697a-at least it's not paper
>Magic gore threadBased board
>>556496IIRC, you get refunded for destroyed and unsold books.
>>556497>theres a huge liability problem with giving out expired food."Best before" does not mean "lethal after." Best before dates are there to keep a product on the shelves and then replace it with a "new and improved" product. They have very little to do with consumer safety.
>>546707> Both magic and mlp are fictional toy franchisesAren't the both owned by Hasbro?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony>Owner Hasbrohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_of_the_Coast>Type Subsidiary of Hasbro
Please please someone kill this thread or something please I can’t see it anymore
>>563678See that [-] icon next to the thread? Click that. Problem solved.
>>539834>I bought 1000 for $5 from a storeYou got ripped off, my LGSs give out lands for free.
>>540431>A sensible bookstore chuckle
>>539942This is absolutely true. There is no argument for bending them. OP is right./thread
>>539829based deck card thread
>>540706>Implying 4chan isnt autism the website
So I'm a little late to the party, I know but what's up with the pedo shit and MTG?
>>564368cards are good to cut not to bend...if you bend it will happen that broke white back
>>539829this is an abomination.
the autist in me thinks its fucking awsome. i would literally pay 10$ for this just to start playing magic again.
>>540688you should lurk some more
>>564989You replied to a 2 year old post
>>540616>it's cringeworthy because it's an ugly product of 10 seconds of an autistic 12-year-old's imagination and 2 minutes of his laborFor something to be cringeworthy we need more information, or just make assumptions of the context. My guess is that you are doing the latter, the only way this is cringe is if the author is proposing it as a great idea. Are you the kind of person that needs to make sure something is great before sharing it?
>>560665this is so hot
>>552198bit late to the party, but it was a post trying to get trips
>>539829I guess you'll really cringe at my cubes then. The book, Trash Origami, has the instructions on how to defile all your business and playing cards.
>>563015>>562252>>562112>>558104>>555340>>552851>>552115>>551581>>551492>>548182>>542867>>542752>>542706> all these people who don't realize you can bend test a $5 counterfeit black lotusI-I was pretending to be stupid!
I haven't been to /po/ in ages and decided to check in. I remembered OP's image and thought it had become a meme.>It's the same thread.
>>539829This is neat, don't be such a wimp.
>>566848That sounds interesting! Do you have a pdf to share for that book?
>>539829Final sin was not leaving backsides facing out
>>539942tf, this comment is 2 years old, is Anon even alive?
>>563084Is this Ugin melting?>>563081>Moderately played, my brother sat on it but still sleeve playable, $120
How in the hell did a thread from 2016 survive to 2018? Am I going to see this thread in 2019 too?
>>568003Given that it's barely halfway to the bump limit, I reckon yes. Also, you should use sage when not posting something important to not increase the bump count.
>>568004>a board so slow, you actually have to use sage mindfullyFucking ace
>only one reply was made to this thread in all of OctoberThis has to be the slowest board on 4chan
>>539829For deviantart standards this is very low cringe.
>>561836>the most cost-effective waylol thats what I did. Cards costed a fuckton until you got some killer deck so I decided to just buy a couple of red decks and swarm the opponents with these. Tax cards (blue and white) that force you to pay a tax for each attacking creature are an absolute killer of these decks and so are table sweepers (white and black).
Avacyn is cute! CUTE!
>see OP>big deal I saw that pic years ago>check date of thread>oh, it was here, years ago.
>>562112woah, there's a jace in there
>>563673Yup. and since there's been transformers, d&d, and nerf crossover cards in mtg, and mlp is a medieval fantasy series and could honestly function as its own plane really dang well, and bronies exist, makes you wonder why Hasbro the Avaricious hasn't made a promotional silver border mtg card that crosses with personal property small horse.
>>566848made out of ad-backed tokens, its fine.
>>542697this image is ancient and from when black lotus was worth a lot less than it was now
>i just replied to a post that was over two years oldwhat the fuck an i doing on /po/how did i get here
>>570127Lmao I just went through the same thingAre there so few threads on this channel that they never get pruned?
>>568003>Am I going to see this thread in 2019 too?Yep.
Nope, no cringe for me
>>564556That cut out myr token is pretty nifty
>179 postersjesus I thought you guys are dead
>never been to /po/ in my life>hmm it might be cool to check out>read this thread>get to the end before realizing it's almost 3 years old>it was on the front page>wat
>>539829Fuck, this thread was posted in 2016.
>>571684you're pretty smart
>>540582>>539831>>562691All Lands ARE Mana cards, but not Mana cards and Lands.Mox/Lotus cards are also Mana Card, but also an Artifact.A Swamp is a Mana Card, but also a Land.Any card that provides a source of Mana for no cost except tapping is a Mana card.
>>571853That is literally a term you just pulled out of your ass, and not only that, there are plenty of lands that don't have any mana abilities, such as The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale. "Mana card" is absolutely not a term that exists in the comprehensive rules, nor in any casual vernacular I've ever heard of.>Any card that provides a source of mana for no cost except tapping is a Mana cardBy your own definition, the Odyssey filterlands aren't mana cards as you need to pay (1) to activate their mana abilities, contradicting>All Lands ARE Mana cards
>>571853Not all lands produce mana.
>Haven't visited /po/ in a while>Check catalog>Start browsing this thread and get an overwhelming sense of deja vu>After few minutes I realise it's a thread I posted in 2 years agoIt's an odd feeling.
its been three years
>>573471See you guys next year
>>569781Getting a taste for the game VERY early on.
Modern Horizons is pretty dope. Here's a teeny tiny angel.
>>552751Googled how to test for counterfeit MtG cards and most of the results included bending it like that and seeing if it creases. If it is bullshit, then it's not that anon being full of shit; it's a commonly held belief.
>>574206While it kinda works, the light test is far more reliable and isn't likely to fuck up a real card like the bend test. There's no way you could get me to do the bend test on a card of actual value.
nino a shit
>>540431Have a friend who worked at a book store where they did this to prove to the publisher for refund purposes. It comes down to the shipping costs for the proof. Anyways, he was supposed to trash an audiobook of the Bible as read by James Earl Jones (you know, Darth Vadar, etc...) and he was like, "Oh hell no!" He did the ripping but kept the actual product. His reasoning was it's the Bible as read by the voice of God, Himself. He's not even a religious-fag but just having a copy of that read by James Earl Jones is basically priceless.When I worked at Staples, there was a guy who'd come in once a month and do this to all of our unsold magazines. Drove me nuts. We'd take the ones with good material to places like doctors' offices or dentists' waiting rooms. Stuff like that. Or homeless camps so they could use them for whatever (TP, bedding, fire starting).I still have books from my youth. That's how you start a personal library, so yeah, I feel your pain.
>>570405New Year's day... lol.
>>542697This is not a black lotus you idiots. It is a card called lotus petal, not as awesome or valuble. You can tell by the white border and the little symbol on the upper right corner of the card. I can't remember the name of the block but black lotus was already banned when this set came out.t. anon that used to play this cardboard crack.
>>576552I, too, came here to post this.
>>576552Actually, that is what the Black Lotus art is and the Unlimited print was white bordered. Lotus Petal looks a lot different and it's black bordered. However, I doubt this is a legit Black Lotus.
>>576552Imagine posting something this dumb to a thread that will be here for the next 8 years.
>>539829I think it looks pretty cool, just>>551486
>>572974yeah, sometimes I forget /po/ is slow-moving too. (thank god)
>>562296Lmao why did your parents do that and how old were you when that happened?
>>546593Absolutely love that this was posted 3 years ago and today hasbro is selling silver border MTG cards with ponies on them... One even demands that you pull out an MLP toy you own for special abilities. I hate this parody timeline
>>539829I wonder if the girl(male) who made this original post is still alive. I don't think so.
Here to post in the oldest active thread on 4chan. I may be back in 2020
here to bite ancient bread before decade closes
Back to the top for another 3 years.
>>539829Holy shit this thread is old
the absolute state of /po
I was here.
FThey told me to respect my elders, so here I am paying respect to this thread
>>539829>tfw this might see its way to the end of an entire decade
>>539829>Cringing about basic lands
i think it looks sick i can understand the destruction of cards to be annoying and the fact that he/she used phrexian ugly lands but that takes away from the first point. i think it's clever though
>>543068is that to test if it's a real card? 2 doesn't it ruin the card? 3 if it is to test if it's real card why do counterfeits fail the test
>>543132i am new what does it mean
>>566982>people havent seen this image of the bent lotus beforenew fags leave
>>551581this gave a genuine laugh, thanks anon
I like it. Creative use of card stock to hold your deck.
>MTGWhat a boring fucking game to get upset over. I had a friend that tried to get me into it since they were a huge mtg nerd. Bought me some cards and everything. They sat me down at this game store with tables and everything trying to teach me what all the cards did and how to play them. We were there for maybe 30 minutes or so, but fuck it felt like two hours. I just couldn't get into the mindset of staring at cards with pictures of trees and skeletons on them and pretend to have a "fierce fantastic battle" (his actual words) with some fat autist across from me and have fun. The next day he asked if we could play again sometime and that I would learn to love it as I got used to the cards. I politely told him "fuck no" in the most polite way possible. He seemed a bit upset when I told him that.And yes, he was a fat neckbeard. I still have those cards somewhere and would gladly bend and tear them all up if people actually got upset over it.
>>543365>the local library [...] occasionally get rid of their own books as well.Yep. I brought home a bunch of my library's science reference books. They were literally new/unread. People use the internet now...
>>550545I was here
>>539829>1337 days oldAlmost as ebin as Jace
>>539829and he had to use cheap cards. what a poor fellow
>>539829> boxesWhat do you think of this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NR_e7dIwYs
>>580007Its cute, I wonder if there is a way to change the shape of the box. Got all the time in the world rn to try.
>>574206What? Take out a basic land and try to bend it. I T C R E A S ESF U C K I N G R E T A R DThey guideline sell qualities on online sites wether it has creases or not
It's basic land - what's the big deal?
ik this is a slow board, but it always kinda amazes me that people still come into this thread and say "it's just landz"
>>540431Why should you care about worthless shit printed by the thousands to normie sheep? That's fucking autism
>>580408Because it IS just land my dude
>>539829>259 replies and 58 images omittedwut
>>581162mods took out all the April fool's posts to bring it back below 300 posts
>>581162>>581172To more fully explain for posterity: The April Fool's joke for 2020 -- the year of the Covid -- was a simulated infection throughout 4chan and 4channel. Those infected had distorted usernames and a sickly green hue to their posts; the climax of infection was a biohazard badge on your posts. There were a number of Patient Zeros, which were seemingly chosen by being early posts on April 1. For one reason or another, this extended to all instances of April 1, even for other years. So, this thread -- which has posts from April 1 of other years -- had instances of Patient Zeros for posts that were made several years preceding the joke. People took notice and responded to these infects posts wildly in the hopes that they themselves would become infected and caused this thread to prematurely hit the bump limit. The Mods, being unsatisfied with this result, removed the posts in questions, restoring balance to /po/.
>>578713>>578714>>578715>>578716Wow. Never realized they did this. The art of MtG is really wonderful sometimes.
>>539829Jesus /po/ is a slow ass board. Post anything that can get enough engagement to not get archived and it could last a decade.
>>545524>hobos have sued companies because they got food poisoning from their trash cans.and bleach on the food will totally prevent them from getting sick. When you're desperate enough to eat food out of a dumpster, you know you're in hard times of extreme hunger.Those corporate assholes bleaching food COULD donate it to food banks, reduce their waste costs and improve their reputation with customers.
bump.i'm goin to college in a few months, wonder if this thread will still be here when i graduate
1488 days ago wooo
>>540431By Harlequins you mean these? If so, printing them is a waste of perfectly good trees.
>>581590Woah! I'm new to this board and I did not notice that the year was 2016!
>>584276we're 14 posts from bump limitthis thread barely has 7 months left in itmake your peace with god now, 2016 thread lovers