holy fuck just look at this thing I saw today[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution300 dpiVertical Resolution300 dpiColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width1125Image Height1500Scene Capture TypeStandard
>>3938174wow you found one of like 10 people that bought that camera system
>>3938174Somebody who actually takes pictures?
what lens is that? the 200-500?Perhaps a creepshotter?
>>3938181creepshot of a creepshotter?
>>3938174>OP first ever photo is an attempt to shame someone who actually takes photosI think I'm just about done with the cancer otherwise known as /p/
>>3938184yeah he was at full zoom taking photos of people running errands. super weird vibe desu. like lots of heavy breathing and lip-licking.
>>3938174Does it worry you? Try not to look if you find it unsettling, you'll soon be home in your safe security bubble
>>3938190>Hey fatty we need photos of people who are still living life in NYC >We're running a piece on DeBlasios new restrictions >OkayUnderage 4chan schizo who doesn't know shit about shit sees this and assumes this guy who clearly isn't hiding what he's doing and doesn't ask the guy about it tries to join the cancel culture movement for (you)s.
>>3938174In reality i'm nowhere near that fat, but thats how I feel when I'm out in the world. A fat slob with Questlove ass.
>>3938174nikonfatcolour me not surprised
>>3938174>I saw a very very very good camera with a very very very good lensok?
>>3938290Lol you think he’s a working photog
>>3938310lol you think he's not. Stupid fucking phone poster.
>mirrorless is smaller and more portable they said
>>3938310Big ass lens and smallass gorilapod? I think, yes!
There's no way op is not an even bigger loser than what he's projecting this guy to be
Fuck me, I didn't think I'd see myself here.Well, AMA.
>>3938329post proof to be confirmed for being based
>>3938329Post proof. That camera, lens and timestamp. Also prove OP is a faggot and tell us what you were taking photos of and why.
>>3938174That's fucking disgusting.Carrying mount-out rather than mount-in? Absolutely haram.
>>3938174Why don't you show us the pictures you got instead, huh, anon?
>>3938181Looks like a 70-200 in F mount, or maybe the F mount 80-400. The gold ring is not present on any Nikon Z lenses or the 200-500.
It always blows my mind when I see photographers (or """photographers""") trusting their whole rig to a fucking strap, and while lens down as well.Thanks, Mrs Aro, the first thing you ever taught me was ONE HAND ON THE CAMERA AT ALL TIMES and it's served me well.
>>3938378m8 that fat prick could lift his own body weight with a new camera strap, I don't think it's a problem. More worried it could be snatched, really.
>>3938174>huge lenses out in public...You guys don't do this right?
>>3938290Oh he big mad
>>3938174>Wearing mask>Letting a $2 strap be the only thing that's stopping his $3000 camera from getting destroyedWhy are pro-maskers like this?
>>3938448Yup. I live in a suburban area so I often lug around my 100-600 sigma for birding and other wildlife
>>3938460I’m mad at your parents for not getting you the help you need.
>>3938174dude's asking for his shit to get stolen. who carries the strap on one shoulder without anything to secure it. at least go cross body.and yeah, criminally fat.
>>3938485>the fat man projects
>>3938515Not the guy and not even fat. Kys soon so your single mom can get back to fucking strange men in peace.
>>3938527>and not even fattell me you're from the US without saying you're from the US
>>3938527Damn dude, fat and no father. I'm sorry anon.
>>3938174Ayy another NYC /p/ anon>>3938435Dude no one is snatching that from him. I have walked around multiple cities over the years with a $3k+ camera set up and have had no issues. >>3938448Depends desu
and nary a photo
>>3938448>huge lens in publicSheeeeeiit[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeNIKON CORPORATIONCamera ModelNIKON DfCamera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop Lightroom 6.1 (Windows)Maximum Lens Aperturef/1.7Sensing MethodOne-Chip Color AreaColor Filter Array Pattern800Focal Length (35mm Equiv)85 mmImage-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2018:08:23 20:24:04Exposure Time1/1600 secF-Numberf/1.8Exposure ProgramAperture PriorityISO Speed Rating64Lens Aperturef/1.8Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePatternLight SourceUnknownFlashNo FlashFocal Length85.00 mmRenderingNormalExposure ModeAutoWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandardGain ControlNoneContrastNormalSaturationNormalSharpnessNormalSubject Distance RangeUnknown
>>3938338Clearly never used a telephoto on a strap before?
>>3938174>shot on my iphonePOORFAGS BTFO
>>3938174Anybody got pics of photographers getting robbed?
>2021>carrying around a camera at all>when smartphones are literally better in every single wayOnly creeps and freaks use mirrorless, dslrs and slrs for casual photography.
>>3938174Yet he isn't a nophoto like you
The 30 bmi crew really arrived for this thread lol
>>3938825>implying op didn't take a pic of fatographer
>>3938774https://petapixel.com/2021/05/24/i-was-robbed-in-san-francisco-while-the-cameras-rolled/search site:petapixel.com robbed[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width3000Image Height2250Scene Capture TypeStandard
>>3938990Based SF court system
>>3938174God the subway is such shit.
>>3938174Is that angry z7 anon?
>>3938540>3k camera setup Don't worry bro, aps-c ain't going anywhere so you have upgrade options with your baller budget.
>>3938540>3kchicken shit money
>>3939061>>3939065>you will never own a successful business
>>3939068That's cute, I just dropped 6k on tires and my annual DOT this week.
>>3939073>he doesn't know the requirements for an amex platinum corporateI remember years ago you were gonna save up and buy your own truck. Now that's fucking cute bro.
>>3938174wtf thats me LOL
>>3939074It doesn't seem hard to get. Congrats on a a successful business anyway. I just climbed the federal ladder.>t. 172/yr
>>3939068>>3939073>workinglmao l2passive income.
>>3939086Aww babbie learned a new term this year! If only owning a business didn't preclude a diversified revenue stream, shucks.
>>3939088Can I join in? I live off my capital gains and dividends and got to start the F.I.R.E. Movement after only being 27 and selling my tech firm. I simply invested all of my millions and live off the interest, YOU CAN TOO!And to think my wife wonders why I want to control our investments.
>>3939093Wow! Even more millionaires on /p/!
>>3939097This is a field for people who make money. It's an expensive industry. Pros want shit to look good, and people want to look good, so pros pay out the ass for gear that makes their subjects look good. Because of that, it's also an expensive hobby. Artists want to make shit that looks good too, people are willing to pay for it. If you can't, too bad, banklet. Find a cheaper hobby.
>>3939068can anyone help a newfag? What camera is this? I found the lens after googling but I cant find the camera
>>3939122Looks like a Contax G1 or G2
>>3939120I buy second hand gear and take pictures of ugly machines and stones and it costed me less than a month's minimum wage salary for top notch equipment.
>>3939120Any middle class idiot can afford an expensive FF setup, it's not a mark of wealth. If you really wanna show off how rich you are, get into something actually expensive like cars.
>>3939164>get into something actually expensive like cars.Half the kids at the grocery store I go to own at least 3 90s Jap shitboxes each, you don't have to be rich to collect and fuck with cars.
>>3939173Whatever money people are spending on cars is going to be well over the cost of whatever camera "kit" you're assembling, unless you're getting into medium format digital or using very long prime telephotos. The "kids" you're referencing is equivalent to saying photography is cheap if you buy an entry level d-slr with the kit lens and a $30 tripod. I'm talking about people who own high end sports cars that they fuck around with on tracks, as well as DD'ing one or two other rides.
>>3939074I finally did, took me long enough. Paid it off last year. Grats on your successful business, fuck working for the man.>>3939086>He doesn't use his passive income to supplement a real jobDo you even diversify? You're just a NEET that earns his NEET bux instead of waiting for the gubbermint to give it to him>>3939122Contax G2, decent set of kit. Not horribly expensive but definitely worth the going cost for them>>3939164Who cares how much you have into camera shit, if your pictures suck ass then it's all for nothing. Don't forget to have fun while you're shooting even if you suck.
>>3939068> consoomerism fuelled by debt
>>3939636>he thinks either of those are credit cards lmaoSometimes I wish I was this unaware of how the world works; there must be a certain bovine placidity that could provide comfort. Most of the time I don't though lel.
>>3939196got the measurements for the jupiter 12 cap?I'd love to 3D print one.
>>3939652>>he thinks either of those are credit cards lmaonot that anon, but you must be retarded if you dont think it is a credit card, because even AmEx refers to them as suchhttps://www.americanexpress.com/us/credit-cards>credit-cards>r>e>d>i>t>->c>a>r>d>s
>>3939746Just buy one from Fedka they're like 4 bucks or something, tell him it's for a J-12 LTM. The last time I did a buy with him he slapped one on all the lenses I bought even a 55/2.8 Lanthanum lol
>>3939760>he doesn’t know how a charge card worksOh wow this keeps getting better.
>>3939841>charge cardthey dont exist anymore you retardhttps://www.creditkarma.com/credit-cards/i/best-american-express-charge-card
>>3939859lmao did you just link an article that only refers to them as charge cards? thanks for doing the legwork for me homie, i now how busy you are lol.[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution216 dpiVertical Resolution216 dpiImage Width1284Image Height460
>>3939073>working as a trucker when automation is going to obliterate your entire industry in 10 yearsshiggy diggy
if you have never tried street photography with a telephoto you are missing out its a lot of fun
>>3938174how difficult would be steal it?
>>3939865>pay for purchases over a longer time periodthats a credit card you retard, you arent even reading your own quotes. anyways stay btfo and enjoy your chink knockoff wallets>>3939894it is, people get upset when they see you 30 feet away with a 1.5 foot long camera pointing it right at their face
>>3939771no fun in that.
>>3939897>pointing it right at their faceIs wide angle pointed in a vague direction but with people directly around the true stealth?
>>3939896He's a big guy
>>3939897>the knockoff designer cope Finance qualifying charges isn’t how a credit card works anon.
>>3940021all you have to be able to do is outrun him, which isn't hard.
>>3939876>He actually believes shippers are going to trust million-dollar cargo to machines that can be hacked by Pajeet with a cell phoneLol no, my job isn't going anywhere, that shit is a liberal pipe-dream. By the time automation does come for my job I'll be playing Super Mario Kart in a retirement home with the bros. Trains and planes have been automated for 50 or more years now and they still have pilots and engineers.If my job is wiped out, who is PennDOT going to harass to shore up their states revenue streams?
>>3940190>being this new
>>3940279joke ---->>you <-----
>>3940288yeah I don't get it. some reference I'm missing?
>>3940370You take that back
>>3940203>doesn't know trains are heading into automation>they carry far greater loads>thinks his short parcel delivery routes will be profitable in the next decade
>>3940442There won't be a next decade, city slicking asian bean boy
>>3940203>noooo they won't trust my super duper important job that drunks and pedophiles do on criminally low amounts of sleep to a computer
>>3940455>>3940442>Dey're guna turk yer jerrrrbWhen one of those automated trucks can make it through New York City and do a delivery in the Bronx without hitting anything, then I'll be worried.My short routes are actually the most profitable because they have a minimum amount they have to pay the driver regardless of distance.>mfw got paid 550 dollars for a 3 mile loadFace it, you can't win poorfags. Even if this whole automation shit actually takes off, I'll be in a position to buy the trucks (bought that one already) so I'll just go from a driver to a load broker. Realistically, the first time one of those automated trucks slams into a school bus full of children it's going to be curtains for that shit, they can't even keep OnGuard from picking up bridges and slamming my brakes for no reason, keep dreaming basement dwellers.
>>3940514Rake my load babe, ur gonna need a second trailer
The reality, is that there is entirely too much liability in trucking for automation to take off any time soon. I carry 2 million in cargo insurance alone, not even counting shit like bodily injury and PIP and other shit. There are way too many people in the private sector and in government on the dole to let that revenue stream slip away, DOT has their hands out at the end of every month to make their revenue quotas which is why all the weigh stations are perpetually open in the last couple of weeks of every month. "safety checks" are nothing more than revenue roundups. Don't even get me started on states like Ohio and Virginia.
>>3940515You'll have to give me a couple days to acquire an oversize permit and re-up my doubles and triples endorsement, big boy.
>>3940514the futurist eco fags will never understand the reality of industry and the way this country's infrastructure actually works. instead they fantasize about total replacement of drivers and even gas vehicles because they are completely incapable of comprehending the scale of that substitution, as well as the lack of technological foundation for it to be something that will happen anytime soon.
>>3940533return to monky
>>3940533I still want a Tesla Semi, it'll be fun mogging long hood trucks up the Grapevine at 70mph maxed out on my weights
a lonely trucker trying to impress kids with shop talkwhat a sad sight
>>3940514>sugar is poorfag spammer>absolutely disgusting behaviour by jannytranny
>>3940514>Realistically, the first time one of those automated trucks slams into a school bus full of children it's going to be curtains for that shit,you understand they dont have to be perfect, just better than the average dipshit driver.it's not a high bar.
>>3940671Not in the Litigious States of America, you know nothing about trucking so just keep quiet.
>>3940576The tesla semi is trash, and i'm not surprised you can't figure out why.
>>3940673>you know nothing about trucking so just keep quiet.Not gonna race you to the bottom on that one lol
>>3938174I'm still wondering what are those weird anal beads in this bag?
>>3941048It's a Gorillapod. Don't go shoving one up anyone's arse though, there are so many crevices and hollow areas it'd be impossible to properly disinfect and sanitise without completely disassembling every segment and then regreasing and reassembling, and those segments don't come apart or go together easily without their proprietary assembly tool. Plus, no flared base, so bad idea all round.
>>3938527Damn you're some sad sack of lard, aren'tchya.
>>3941195Uhm... How do you know all that?
>>3938990Holy shit that entire San fagsisco section was jewish to the core. I hope every white left in that city dies of a nig crime and only the (((other whites))) are left, right in time for megaquake 2.0 wiping it off the map. Nothing less is deserved.
>>3942552Wasn't there a photog that got killed on Twin Peaks few years ago?
>>3942545HE SHOVED IT UP HIS BUTT HOLE
>>3942552Imagine being this triggered over an entire city lmao.
>>3942573>As I screamed “No!” and ran after him, the duo dashed off like Bonnie and Clyde and was long gone from the Presidio by the time the police responded to my call. But this being the Internet Age, two passersby somehow had the savvy to capture quick smartphone photos of the getaway and the license plate: CA 8HLL352.>The police officer said he was glad to have the license plate number but that robbery is so low-profile in the courts right now that even if they did catch him, without video proof, the thieves would be let go within a day or so. The camera and lenses would be sold, they would pocket the proceeds and go on to target someone else in the park. Sites like eBay and Craigslist would have new listings.It does look like something from clown world.