Wish me luck.
I'm not convinced that you really understand what this board is all about. But good luck, I guess.
>>2587235Nice blog post I subscribed.
>>2587235The only thing you will get is a boiled crustacean complexion.
>>2587235if you're just intoing tanning you should ease in carefully so you don't burn. maybe hit the sun with low (like 20spf) sunscreen at first, or if you want to go organic a lot of people are using hogweed these days which seems to have great results
Remember, the sun is like poison. You only need a little bit each day to get the resistance built up. Don't take a lethal dose all at once.Holy fuck, captcha
>>2587576The sun is the life bringer. A medicine if you will. Only an absolute Jew would call it poison.
>>2587604Spoken like someone who lives in the desert to the east of the mediterranean sea...
>>2587621I live in Canada and have Northern European heritage. If you burn easily it's because you consume too many inflammatory omega-6 fatty acids (most likely in the form of refined seed oils), which in turn ends up in your skin and make you prone to sunburns. Don't blame the sun for your poor diet.
>>2587604The sun is both the giver and taker of life. The perfect embodiment of the iron laws of nature….the godface of our people prior to the desert religion taking over.
>>2587631Sure thing, David.
>>2587639look at david on deez nuts
OP is kill
>>2587709sorry anon I only josh
>>2587633Holy mother of BASED
>>2587709stfu up faggot. He was literally giving good advice. >>2587859you fucked up apologizing. Now your a bigger faggot than he is. >>2587879You get impressed quickly pagan-ninny
>>2587859>>2587930So, here's why you really don't want to fuck with hogweed; the sap reacting with sunlight isn't technically what burns you. The sap contains a class of chemicals known as furanocoumarins. Furanocoumarins cause phytophotodermatitis in human skin; they strip the skin's ability to protect itself from UV. That protection doesn't come back when you remove the sap; the dermis has to completely regenerate itself first. So imagine washing a bunch of hogweed off yourself, thinking you're fine, then going back out into the light... only to find out a hour later you've got burns anyway.Tl;Dr hogweed sucks, don't mess
>>2587235do you mean tanning buffalo bill style?
>>2587980She is cute, I would fuck her.
>>2587930nobody appreciates your low quality shitty posts nu/out/-anon. you don't have to elevate the discourse in here but stop dragging it down to whiney schoolyard-tier
>>2587235Aussie lad gonna try AAAAAAAAAAAH