Can a machete kill a Norweigian bear?
>>2582820No, being from Norway instantly gives it +10 steel resistance. It also makes it immune to any caliber round, but only when /out/ is shooting at it because everyone on here knows bears are bulletproof. Oh and I forgot it also increases your draw-time by two minutes.
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>>2582827can confirm the +10 steel resistance.as a norwegian however im granted +10 viking berserker mode so i just kill them with a wooden spear.
>>2582820If you're scandi you can use the Viking Blood ability and one shot those bears with your fist
Just kill it with your bare hands like Dale Petersen did to that grizzly.
Only one way to find out
>>2582820Most bears can be killed by clapping your hands together aggressively and walking towards them quickly.
personally, i would use a nailed plank
I probably can. However, given how long it takes a Norwegian Bear to kill and Norwegian Bear with Norwegian Bear Claws and a Norwegian Bear mouth. I would say the Machete and it's Wielder cannot kill the Norwegian Bear faster than the Norwegian Bear can kill the Machetes Wielder.
>>2584686thisone time I killed a bear by aggressively shitposting and harassing them on an anonymous imageboard
>>2582820Oh shit, guys....By this map all the romanian forests are infested...How will I ever stop the larg and go /out/ when every square km of woods has a bear roaming around?
>>2585672The purpose of the map is to keep Romanians out of the romanian forests.There are actually no bears in the forest. Trust me.t. dude on the internet
>>2585672just carry a can of bear spray with you and spray that shit straight in it's face if it gets close. We do have lots of bears in Romania but 90% of them are beta and just run away if you yell at them. You're only in a shit your pants situation if you sneak up on one
>>2582820Bears are pretty rare in Norway, I'd be more worried about an angry moose or immigrants.
>>2586246Will a moose attack, I've chased reindeers and deer so I guess they would run away aswell?
>>2586337Yes, and they will fuck you up. Especially when they have calves. My recommendation for any dangerous game encounter is always a .357 loaded with heavy 180gr JHPs. Buffalo bore has a superb loading. Serves me exceptionally well on driven hunts and once even prevented my ankles from becoming boar food.
>>2584800Bears can't use anonymous imageboards, they are notorius att whores and we don't have fingers.
>>2586371>wepost bear paws or GTFO before I fuck you up with my machete
>>2586246>mooseyep a real danger>immigrantslol are you so weak you cant beat up a scrawny somali? also they dont leave their citys.>>2586351dumbass.how about not pissing off moose instead? your kind is exactly the ones who get btfo by wildlife.
>>2586337They are very peaceful for the most part, and will choose to just run away whenever they feel threatened. But if running is not an option or they have kids to protects, they will most certainly fuck you up good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY&ab_channel=CRaptor
>>2583805>>2583631>>2582827Wtf, has /out/ turned to reddit or twitter?
>>2582820i would say yes but definitly not in my hands lmao. i have trouble whacking a fish to death
>>2587978This kind of content is going to be shoved down your fuckin' throat until you like it.
>>2587978American spotted. You don't know about the viking perks because you're a faggot. I've been more out than you can imagine in your wildest dreams, I'm superior. Know your place, city dweller.
>>2590251>Muh heckin vikangzzz Take your meds, redditor faggot.
>>2590291Yes we're talking about scandis, nice catch.
