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Can a machete kill a Norweigian bear?
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>>2582820
No, being from Norway instantly gives it +10 steel resistance. It also makes it immune to any caliber round, but only when /out/ is shooting at it because everyone on here knows bears are bulletproof. Oh and I forgot it also increases your draw-time by two minutes.
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Fpbp
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>>2582827
can confirm the +10 steel resistance.
as a norwegian however im granted +10 viking berserker mode so i just kill them with a wooden spear.
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>>2582820
If you're scandi you can use the Viking Blood ability and one shot those bears with your fist
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Just kill it with your bare hands like Dale Petersen did to that grizzly.
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Only one way to find out
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>>2582820
Most bears can be killed by clapping your hands together aggressively and walking towards them quickly.
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personally, i would use a nailed plank
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I probably can. However, given how long it takes a Norwegian Bear to kill and Norwegian Bear with Norwegian Bear Claws and a Norwegian Bear mouth. I would say the Machete and it's Wielder cannot kill the Norwegian Bear faster than the Norwegian Bear can kill the Machetes Wielder.
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>>2584686
this
one time I killed a bear by aggressively shitposting and harassing them on an anonymous imageboard
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>>2582820
Oh shit, guys....
By this map all the romanian forests are infested...
How will I ever stop the larg and go /out/ when every square km of woods has a bear roaming around?
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>>2585672
The purpose of the map is to keep Romanians out of the romanian forests.
There are actually no bears in the forest. Trust me.

t. dude on the internet
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>>2585672
just carry a can of bear spray with you and spray that shit straight in it's face if it gets close. We do have lots of bears in Romania but 90% of them are beta and just run away if you yell at them. You're only in a shit your pants situation if you sneak up on one
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>>2582820
Bears are pretty rare in Norway, I'd be more worried about an angry moose or immigrants.
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>>2586246
Will a moose attack, I've chased reindeers and deer so I guess they would run away aswell?
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>>2586337
Yes, and they will fuck you up. Especially when they have calves. My recommendation for any dangerous game encounter is always a .357 loaded with heavy 180gr JHPs. Buffalo bore has a superb loading. Serves me exceptionally well on driven hunts and once even prevented my ankles from becoming boar food.
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>>2584800
Bears can't use anonymous imageboards, they are notorius att whores and we don't have fingers.
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>>2586371
>we
post bear paws or GTFO before I fuck you up with my machete
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>>2586246
>moose
yep a real danger
>immigrants
lol are you so weak you cant beat up a scrawny somali? also they dont leave their citys.
>>2586351
dumbass.
how about not pissing off moose instead? your kind is exactly the ones who get btfo by wildlife.
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>>2586337
They are very peaceful for the most part, and will choose to just run away whenever they feel threatened. But if running is not an option or they have kids to protects, they will most certainly fuck you up good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY&ab_channel=CRaptor
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>>2583805
>>2583631
>>2582827
Wtf, has /out/ turned to reddit or twitter?
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>>2582820
i would say yes but definitly not in my hands lmao. i have trouble whacking a fish to death
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>>2587978
This kind of content is going to be shoved down your fuckin' throat until you like it.
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>>2587978
American spotted. You don't know about the viking perks because you're a faggot. I've been more out than you can imagine in your wildest dreams, I'm superior. Know your place, city dweller.
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>>2590251
>Muh heckin vikangzzz
Take your meds, redditor faggot.
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>>2590291
Yes we're talking about scandis, nice catch.
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>>2587514
>lol are you so weak you cant beat up a scrawny somali?
They are pack animals. 1 or 2 should be fine, maybe even 3 if they are extra scrawny, but more than that and you're not winning, unfortunately.
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>>2582820
No but if you believe in yourself you can do anything personally i suggest throwing a hand full of broken glass then running down hill
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>>2582820
A machete can kill any living thing, but I don't like your chances.
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>>2582820
Yes
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>>2587514
Shut the fuck up, nohuntz nogunz nigger retard.
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>>2592170
>nohuntz nogunz
thats definetly not norway
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>>2582820
With 1g of caffeine and just enough fentanyl to make you think you're God, yes.
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>>2592385
Who are you kidding, 90% of ‚Norwegians‘ are shitskin leeches in Oslo. Scandinavia is fucking /out/ kindergarten compared to actual countries like Canada or Australia.
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>>2582820
what should i do if i see one?
t. croatian
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>>2582820
well how big is the bear, did he trust you, can you land a good first blow...
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>>2592745
if the bear is tiny trusts you and you land a good first blow probably yes.
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>>2592745
>>2592746
if he is huge and angry and didnt trust you he probably breaks the arm you try to swing, before you hit him.



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