>sleeping in a death trap If you get mauled by bear or assaulted by a shizo in the night you have no way of defending your self or running away
>>2498986You do know that several military sleeping bags have a zipper that is designed to open easy and quick so that you can get out of the bag in a hurry? I'd like to believe that it is a feature that can be found from the bags on the civilian market as well.
>>2498986I was sleeping in the open and woke up to a deer licking my back. Death can find a way to get you if it really wants.
>not boobytrapping the entire perimeter around your camp
>>2499155>boobytrappingI only trap tiddies
Nigger, I sleep with my Beretta and I can shoot from inside the bag. 20 147gr black talons will do for just about any fantasy you can dream up (I just like to snuggle with it)
>>2498986You'll never outrun hypothermia.
>>2499185Good luck with your Jam-O-Matic, real Nap-Time-Operators, like myself, rely on wheel gats for protection while under the sheets.
>>2499231This but ironically
>>2499231I dont care, Im snugglin. Nothing will happen.
>>2499185Beretta? Wouldn't it make more sense to use something of a higher caliber in that situation?
>tfw regularly sleeping in a hammock>tfw I'm a living bear-piniata for a hobby
>>2499185a bear has no idea a beretta is so that won't stop it
>>2499231the irony of this post is that Paul carries and swears by a 92FS
paul is a fucking chad bros if he was gay i would go down on him but i know he isn't
>>2501307Id wager that's what the 20 147gr jhps are for
>>2498986theres no bears in the desert you nigger
>>2498986I'm more likely to die from hotboxing my own farts than some gay bear
>>2498986>sleeping pad >blanketFixed it for you, now the complaining can stop