encountered in the woods, wat do?
>>2466796use it to wipe up the next 578 shits you take
>>2466796Read it cover to cover without moving from the log and then ewe will achieve true enlightenment.
>>2466796I swear every school liberry has this dictionary
Lmao who put that there.
>>2466802thislooks like an old phone bookbtw i just fund 1.5 grams up pretty decent hodgepodge while walking the dog
>>2466796Looks like an old phone book.Call some numbers, see what happens.Hell, post some numbers and I'll call them after I smoke this...Shit. Where's my weed.I swear I had it when I took Benji down thw dog trail.I hope someone doesn't find that shit, I had some extra fentanyl so I just sprinkled it in the bag...
>>2466810>>2466965that's definitely not a phone book. phonebooks aren't hardcover like that. it's certainly an old dictionree
>>2466796It's probably just a dictionary some dumbass kid left thereIf you feel like being a good samaritan, either take it and clean it up or just throw it away. If not, just leave it
>>2466975might also be a Bible, they often have thumb indexesit also makes more sense somehow that someone would read a Bible innawoods and leave it there by mistake, rather than a dictionary
>>2467181I was going to take it to throw away but got worried about potential curses
>>2466796a gnome dropped their book
>>2466796Op is going to die via mimic
>>2467193Curses aren't real, and even if they were you probably shouldn't worry about it. Just pick up the book and take a picture so we can know what it is.
>>2466796haha thats either the websters dictionary or the merck manual
>>2467381the skinwalkers are teaching themselves english.someone give them an oxford dictionary instead so we can spot the obvious skinwalkers as out of place brits
>>2466796start a cult
>>2466796start a fire
>>2466796start a fire cult
>>2466796A decentralised book drop movement that names the jewThe book contains a small fraction of their crimes and is mainly a list of other books
>>2466796carry it to the next garbage bin
>>2466975>old dictionreeold enough to not list made up words like "antisemitism" and still have nationalism described positively?
>>2466796Read it in it's entirety
>>2468804but anon you're not even charging rent
>>2467368>Curses aren't realThis, stop being a filthy heretic.
>>2469077>heretic>checks bibble>full of curses
looks like a copy of the AISC steel construction manual 14th edition
>>2467190probably not a bible. 13 indexes & the bible has many books. So probably a dictionary with indexes every two letters?
>>2466796That is a Merriam-Webster’s dictionary and it is the black man’s biggest fear
it's still there
>>2466796"How to /out/ for retards" 2nd editionif i were you, i'd forage it
I found an employee picture ID card for a hotel deep in the woods once. It was left cleanly on a log just waiting to be picked up. I decided to return it since maybe it would’ve made the trip useful. I got to the front desk and handed it to the employee, in that moment I instantly realized that the employee was fired and they left it there as trash. I left an awkward impression and left quietly.
>>2470795stop being a nigger and open the book already