What are some items that you know you don't really need, but take anyways as a guilty pleasure/luxury item to make your hiking easier or more enjoyable?
>>2455906I take a 5x linen tester everywhere, mostly to look at bugs but it's turned useful in other ways
>>2455906My small FM/AM radio and a pack of condoms.
>>2456444condoms in the woods? why?
>>2456453Might encounter a fellow /out/ist
For me it's my bluetooth boom box. I love taking the tunes with me everywhere I go, and it acts as a charger so after a long hike all my friends can stay charged up and connected. One time we camped next to a lake, and when we passed some other hikers in the morning, they said they could hear our tunes all night across the lake! Right on bros!
>>2455906>it's turned useful in other waysTo help find your dick when you wanna jack off?
>>2456498What bluetooth boombox do you use and what do you listen to?
>>2456498i know this is b8 but god do i hate these people
>>2456579I think if I heard loud nigger music in some remote location like Alaska I'd lose my mind
>>2456498If I hear your music I'm killing you and sinking you to the bottom of the lake.
>>2456498Which one do you have? The Anker boxes are shit in my experience.
>>2456630>>2456543It's bait, only faggots take boomboxes in the woods
>>2456702Lighten up, Francis.
>>2456704I hate stairs
>>2456583shoot in the music's direction
>>2455906If backpacking, for me it’s the 8 quart Dutch oven.
>>2456721A blind man can place those shots.
>>2455906Chair and table. I won't eat on the ground like some prehistoric savage.
>>2455906a whole box of hot chocolate packets and a small can of pineapple for the last day
>>2455906i take my PC so i can play Eve innawoods
>>2455906fooda tarps coolstuff like that
>>2456453For the considerate rapist
>>2462768I've watched eve for years. Is it fun to get into?
>>2462768Very nice. How much does your battery last you?
>>2456453Emergency water container of course.as well as improvised slingshot bands.
>>2455906my phone and reception.im not addicted to social media or anything but damn it i go outside to have time on my own, maybe i want to spend that time watching rings of power on my phone or whatever, i shure as hell cant find the time to do so when im home.i even look up coverage maps before goung there and if its a black spot i either avoid it or DL something first. books is my last resort.>posted from an offgrid cabin in bumfucking nowhere inbetween episode 3 and 4
>>2462948Try it, it's freeIt's a space MMO sandbox where griefing and scamming is allowed, so don't jump in thinking it'll be like WoWDon't try to play solo though, after a week or so join a corp and make friends
>>2455906Cashmere socks. Put em on after hiking all day. I also like to wear womens panties, silky ones, real lacey, but that’s neither here nor there.
>>2456751Lmao why the FUCK would you lug around a dutch oven while backpacking
>>2455906a spoon and cloth
Bourbon or shine
>>2464149Not all of us are weak little city boys who need to bring aluminum and titanium so our wimpy arms won't hurt.Remember: if your cookset material has '-ium' at the end, you will never make it.
>>2464149Dutch oven means "fart inside of your sleeping bag" you retard
>>2457210This is such a dumb myth. Humans can't get skinwalkers pregnant there is no need to use a condom on us.
>>2464204Damn straight anon. That's why I bring my bowling ball on all my thru hikes. The UL string beans will never understand.
>>2455906My pillow and aromatic oils.
>>2464215I thought it was a cooking pot
Why can’t you just bring a kindle like a sane human? Y’all weirdos
Was considering getting a Suaoki s670 power bank for some comfy laptop gaming innawoods, is it a ripoff?
>>2455906Decent coffee I even use this at home over my delonghi for single cups
>>2455906Nording Freehand, Seattle Pipe Club Potlach, and a french press to make some coffee in.
>>2455906>What are some items that you know you don't really need, but take anyways as a guilty pleasure/luxury item to make your hiking easier or more enjoyable
>>2467238God I want to smoke a pipe so muchI really miss it but for health reasons I can't do it anymore. It's so comfy
>>2462948Don't do it. A terrible addictive drug and the game is regressive : get a good shop and they "nerf" it to make it shitter
>>2468948What is it?
>>2471068I did an image search and it's some circumcision tool.
>>2456498This but nothing too bottom heavy and not louder than the conversation. Having to explain to my mildly autistic gf why we need to keep our voices and music down at 11pm was an experience
>>2471496Just tell her it attracts bears and shit.
>>2455906Essential Condiments. I dont go without my primary condiment Kavli Amerikansk Hampurilaiskastike. And then I bring of course also a secondary condiment like Heinz Ketchup.
>>2455906Cowboy hat and lever gun.
>>2455906The person in that picture is pissing me off. Imagine goin out into the woods and bringing a fucking generator so you can sit on your laptop like at Starbucks.
>>2471473>Found a baby to eat but it's not kosher? Enter the Snip-&-Go™>Tucks easily in your nostril when not in use
Jackery and solar panel to run the coffee machine, charge electronics. Thinking of getting a 12v fridge for a longer trip
>>2472251>Tucks easily in your nostrillol
Gotta have my cumjaculator for getting off in the tent without getting all sweaty. As a Floridian alligator spray is also a must have but it gets pricy.
>>2471734Is that you Eric from Wheels to Wander?
>>2472959>alligator sprayPlease tell me there's a brand called C-U-LATER
>>2471734Same but Moka Pot with my jetboil stove. I don't think a decent coffee is too bougie for a camping trip.