Any precautions for kayaking inna jungle? Going on the Sugandese next week.
>>2393158This is the kind of quality post that I expect from /out/ to these days.
>>2393158Bring a pistol like this bitch with a 10g shotgun shell. Water moccasins are aggressive assholes.
>>2393389are you. supposed to fondle the 10 gauge while the .410 revolver is empty or what
>>2393158Take a page from the greek demigod Apparothes in the ancient greek tale of Ridon Deeanda
>>2393158Yeah mate, don't eat the nuts.
>>2393619Why did you repost this same reply again?
>>2393158Bump, quality posts like this need to be pinned to page one.
Take a Bluetooth speaker out with you and listen to some Imagine Dragon
>>2394108For me, it's Arcade Fire and Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
>>2394108I prefer tapes and CDs
>>2393393whatever the snake rounds are for a .410 penis wimple.
Is this the secret reddit meetup thread?
>>2394491Why wouldn't you use a shot shell in a smaller caliber?
>>2394494Candace organized it.
>>2394948No she didn't.
>>2395043But candace dick fit in your mouth son?
Take a Henway.
>>2395058What does this have to do with /out/?
>>2394108Recommended Bluetooth speaker for kayaking or just chill paddling? Need something loud enough for me to hear over the river but waterproof.
>>2393389What is that going to do to water moccasins?
>>2393389Better off with spears and a knife, the fuckers drag you under your guns going to be useless.
>>2393389I want to see Smith and wesson put out a snubnose, 3 cylinder 10Ga derringer. You could cook it while you're shooting it.
>>2394096Hello, Mods here. What seems to be the problem, citizen?
>>2393158Absolutely no precautions to worry about. Bring shorts, flip flops and sunscreen.
>>2400046>shorts Enjoy mosquitoes.
>>2399955I guess the water MOCS got him
>>2399940Snakes can still bite for in a minute after you chop them in half
>>2402150And you're shooting a ten gauge shell out of a pistol chambered in .410?
>>2400045There are no mods on this board.
>>2393158low quality shitpost
Wear a life jacket.
>>2405411For river floating...?
>>2393159expect these quality nuts on your face today
>>2405665Good post, excellent contribution to the board.
>>2393158Dont come back.
>>2408245Safety while rafting, even just calm water floating, is important.
>>2410276>look mom, i bumped my shit thread again! Maybe someone new will reply this time!
>>2410650Why didn't you bump the thread?
last weekend i asked my friend if he would like to come canoeing and camping with me for a few days next weekendyesterday my other friend called me about a fishing trip they had set up with boats and saunas and everythingit turns out it was a game of telephone where everyone told the story a little different so my canoe trip turned out to be 4 days of drunken boat fishing and sauna with 6 people
>>2393389Lmao a 10 gauge handgun would break your wrist.
>>2410650Tbqhwy, /out/ deserve quality posts.
>>2393158you dont need a rudder in backwaters like that
>>2413094Yes you do.
>>2413127Her straps are wrong.
>>2413169weather cocking should be nil on flat water unless you have shitty paddling technique. you sound like a n00b
>>2393389>>2400044>>2412467Too lazy to look for it but I think the Kentucky Ballistics guy made a video of him shooting a pistol chambered in an elephant rifle round. Idk how it compares to a 10g but it's a round that's literally designed to kill a fucking elephant.
>>2413609The proper line is: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
>>2413493You think this is a thread about rafting?
>>2399626Grundig Jam, waterproof, is also a powerbank, buy two and you get stereo with true wireless or something.I got two for the Kayak.
>>2415080Kek I thought that thumbnail was something else.
>>2399626no one wants to hear you shitting up the river with your top 40 hip hop crap. be silent or gtfo my nature
>>2415266Looked like a hanging sack to me too
>>2417843What am I supposed to be looking at here? Pickles in milk?
>>2417822Looks like kayak nuts. Never ever hang your nuts out that little hole in the bottom of the kayak - that's the beer pouch. Learned that the hard way down in Alabam
>>2419833>>2419907please stop you are degrading the quality of this board
>>2419909Are you the faggy that keeps spamming "why is /out/ getting so many bad threads" in every fucking thread?
>>2413494Anon, what's that have to do with what I said?
>>2418511You never had a bowl of fresh milckle?I prefer to slice mine thinner though, so I can actually eat with the spoon
>>2421974It's actually pilk.
>>2419909Stop spamming this in every thread.
>>2422146My great grandpa called it Milkles. That's what they ate in New Mexico during the Great Depression.
>>2412467Not if it's snakeshot
>>2425416The powder load is what you need to worry about, ya dilgus.
>>2408245bad reply >>2393158how did the float go, Op?
>>2425416>Not if it's snakeshotWhat is snotcake?
>>2428064You herd me, wat is shortsnek?
>>2426682>how did the float go, Op?thank you for the upvotes, redditor!
>>2400016>the fuckers drag you underReally hope you're gaslighting
>>2429198He is. Water mocs aren't big enough to pull you in. They're big enough to hurt when they bite though. Just keep the clapper handy.
>>2399940>shoot a snake with shot 5 times...what's that do?!?Um...
>>2402150>>2402181Never said it was .410. I said like this boitch with a 10 gauge. I live in Florida and the fuckers that take me fishing (because I'm a God damn fish whisperer from out of sate) pack heat for the moccasins--which are agressive assholes. You need a quick draw snake gun /k/ fucker. They literally drop from trees.
>>2394802>5 attempts to kill a snake with a spreadAre you being serious? Have you ever actually encountered an aggressive snake? Rattlers are passive bitches: moccasins are up in your business post haste.
>>2429880Yeah, not saying they aren't dangerous. But they aren't anacondas or boas.
>>2412433That sounds badass
>>2432293Moccasins are assholes. The N[3dayban] of snakes. Unreasonably agressive.
>>2432373That would be rattlesnakes, not water mocs.
>>2432381Rattle snakes aren't agressive anon. Moccs will go out of their way to attack you.
>>2432381What the other guy said. Only the Mojave rattler is aggressive in that they'll actually chase you. Most like timber rattlers or great basin rattlesnakes are shy and defensive. They'll run first. Western Diamondbacks are mean and tough, they bite a lot of people, but they're not aggressive persé, they're but chasers. But unlike the others they'll hold their ground and are fast to bite if you get too close. People stumble into them all the time because they're well hidden in the bushes
>>2433501They're not chasers*My fingers don't listen to my brain sometimes.
>>2433498>>2433501Idk; I don't larp. All I know is the experience from growing up.
>>2433593Rattler bites happen but it's usually when you step on one or some shit
>>2394351Tapemy dick to your forehead so you can C Deeez Nutz homo
>>2417818Those men are Americans, anon, they’re inherently obnoxious.
>>2415080Momy gib milke
>>2437071Humorless nonce detected.