old thread >>2331912Looks like its going to be in Granby Colorado near a strawberry farm.Not sure if the hippies will be getting into the fruit or not.
>>2353891I hate hippies so much it's unreal
>>2353891Anon there's only one type of fruit there. >herbs
>>2353957This film did a really good job of showing the reality of "hippies", abusive and narcissistic users or wide eyed victims stuck in the abuse (the latter don't last long before they become the former)
I had a friend who went maybe in 2017 and had nothing but nice things to say about it, unlike the last thread.
>>2354372I would hate to get photographed there
>>2354537That's because you would turn into a meme.>>2354372The US is low on that shit...there's dozens of parties like that in Europe every year. it's comfy too.
>>2354632Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>>2354615>you would turn into a memebut i dont want to be an meme
>>2354685You will be that "blacked" guy and you'll like it!
>>2354644Thats about hippies?
>>2354954It's about their abusive personality traits. The ending closes it up and caps off the film on a high note.
>>2354954It's about the manson cult, who were a bunch of psychotic hippies
>>2353891Why keep making these threads? Who cares?
>>2355004>It's about the manson cultwho plays manson?
>>2355323Watch the film and find out.
>>2355368I just checked the cast and no mention of manson
>>2355134horny /in/cels who idly fantasies if they aim low enough they will find girls who actually want to touch them.
>>2355508You want to know how I know you're lying?
Liberal Coloradan here, I despise these people
>>2353957>worships hollywood pedophiles instead
>>2356109Nigga jumping to conclusions based on a photo
>>2356115Based on associating the phrase "I hate hippies" with your screengrab of a hollywood hippy movie
>>2356042gulp ... how?
>>2356054Why is your heart so full of hate anon?
What is your rainbow family name?This womans is called "pop tart"
>>2356881Id pop her tart if you know what im sayin heh heh
>>2356117So nothing basically
lol cappy is going off on hippies right now livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ia8kYkYRkY&ab_channel=AaronClarey
>>2353891One time at a festival i got worship this hippy chicks feet in a tent while she was tweaking on god knows what. I was drunk and high. Very strange experience. She enjoyed it
>>2353891If I don't find a tomboy hippie 6'1'' aryan gf thats not fat with sub 15% body fat and 20 acres I'm going to sleep in the highway.
>>2353891As in The Granby Colorado?
I've been to Ozora...
>>2357889>Ozoranot the same head
>>2357192I'd rather deepthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger than poke that fucking beast.Jesus Christ, no need for cryptids if you meet her in the woods.
I love how many incels keep memeing that hippy chicks have stinky pussitis. More like the wannabe-hip bums that still eat garbage.If you ever have what it takes to put the moves on real gipsy chick, you'd be in for the most heavenly odors known to man, the result of a healthy, plant based lifestyle. I hooked up with one at last years gathering, her sweat smelled of a fine curry, and her yoni was out of this world; deliciously tangy.Just kidding, hippies are gross... Gathering bad!
If the fiftieth is actually that close to the front range this will be an absolute knocker of a gathering. See you all there, family!Hmu if you need a ride from boulder
>>2358639>result of a healthy, plant based lifestyleThis is propaganda put out by P3TA and it's pure lies
>>2358693We should have a way to recognize each other like a patch or a cool handshake
>>2359064You should notice it easily on the cheap German or Soviet milsurp worn, the greasy hair and neckbeard and how we avoid eye contact.No need for any secret handshake.
>>2358639>the result of a healthy, plant based lifestyle.Just remember that their shits are watery, loose, and smell to high hell
>>2359250I dont fit that description at all.Secret handshakes are cool
>>2358639You sound like a retard who knows nothing about the reality of the world lol. You live in a fantasy land. No showers = stank. That's how it be. No underarm = stank. No diets will change this, and they certainly are not eating anything that'll make em smell nice, vegans live off pasta, not vegetables
>>2354954Well, one particular breed of hippie. Charles Manson and his followers.
>>2356168This is 4chan.We hate everyone.
>>2358004>not the same headIs it? Europe is full of this kind of parties.
I'm headed out treeplanting in western B.C. tomorrow for the summer, I wonder if the inevitable hippies are going to be cool because they're certainly not layabout Occupy squatters, they bust back 10+ hours a day while getting eaten by bugs and make serious bank by season's end
>>2360084Rainbow gathering is not a festival. There are no tickets , there are no bands, it lasts from a week to a month and you usually have to hike about three miles into the mountians to get there
>>2359917I hate this man, but he is right
>>2360176That's all nice and dandy, i've done way worse. It's fascinating I haven't seen more people dying while going down a mountain in the dark and under insane conditions.
>>2360208Most of the people there are used to camping
>>2359917this worthless aidsnigger is correct.
>>2360657t. 20 yo groomer
>>2356881woof. looks like Kate Winslet holding her breath.
>>2361335It's Kate mingelet
>>2361465Ha, she has a tiny vagina Never gonna please a man with that little thing am i right?
is pubic hair and armpit hair an effective firestarter when mixed with vaseline and essential oils?
>>2355508>>2356042>>2356127He's just "Charlie"
>>2361963who played him? charles was a very short man, not many actors could pull it off
>>2353891Fuck. I live in Granby, so I guess I'll go and report back w webms and greentext. This is my time to shine.
>>2362154Godspeed anon you are the hero we deserve
>>2362388I can’t tell if that’s just an ugly ethnic hippy woman or some kind of tranny.
>>2362451Why does everyone these days think all small breasted women are trannies?
>>2362474Big shoulders big hands big brow big chin, nothing to do with little tits
>>2353891Imagine the smell and the herpes
>>2362451>dat paunchy belly >smooth throat It's a real woman. Probably a Brit, judging by the masculine face.
>>2353957This.>spend a whole bunch of money to stock up for the pretending communist works convention Ironically Rainbows and Burning Man only work out because they are 99% white people
>>2362533>>2362488>>2362474Nah, she looks like the quintessential Chicana. I hate them more than i hate hippies Ngl
>>2362640did a brown girl broke your heart anon?
>>2362791Yes. Carolina, why'd you leave me? I've changed just give me a second chance!
>>2362886You can do so much better anon. Come to the gathering and we will find you an even smellier brown girl that carilina ever could be!
>>2362474Mostly because skitzos are obsessed with trannies.
>>2359917Faggot take go back and I mean it
>>2362886Ella no te merece anon
>>2359917has anyone ever been so far as to do want hate more like
imagine the smell
>>2363329why beer can?
>>2354954No, it's about events in 1960-70s. Charles Manson is there and that's what Faganon was referring to
>>2353891>Rainbow Gathering ThreadThe people there will not look like the OP's pic. kek that's bait to lure younger guys there for old women in their 60s+
>>2362474>Why does everyone these days think all small breasted women are trannies?Tiny tits are hot. More perky and less like runny eggs. It is the masculine features of the face and bone structure that makes that "woman" look suspect. Looks exactly like that dude in the movie "The Crying Game".
>>2353891Is she supposed to be attractive?
>>2354615If you think we are low on unknown parties, you must also think the US is the size of what ever inbred shit hole you crawled out of to post this.
>>2356881>Navajo Joe Im not a native, but the cops/hippies don't need to know that.
>>2356109>using a photo from a movie to emphasize discuss for faggoty hippies equates to worshipping (((pedowood))) actorsAsk me how I know you're a retarded hippy yourself
>>2364960you need to lay off the alex jone
>>2365071How is he a zoomer?>>2364962
whats European equivalent of this
>>2365539Of stinky hippie pussy? Gypsies. Of the rainbow gathering? Festivals. Especially in the UK with all the halfnaked slags chewing MDMA and ready to put their minge on anything that moves.
>>2353891How ez is it to get to fug a hippie at one of these?
>>2365567If you're middlingly attractive, not hard. If you're Quasimodo or rain man, almost impossible. Being ugly or super autistic doesn't stop being a problem just because there are hippies around.
>>2365579You can be pretty autistic when everyone is rolling and still have a good shot at getting laid.Better than you are going to have anywhere else anyway
>>2365579Can you be attractive and short at the gathering?Asking for a friend
>>2365661This tbqh. If they're rolling you could be a little potbelly gremlin and still bend a hippie over. In front of her friends too.
>>2366108>In front of her friends too.does this happen
>>2366141Like p in the v ?In front of people? gulp
>>2366167Discretely. Under a blanket. At night. While everyone is stoned. This shouldn't be mind blowing.
>>2366173Thats not the same as getting bent over in fromt of people dancing
>>2353891Judging on who has told me about this irl I think it's a safe bet to say it's mostly dudes
>>2366167Nah, sexual union is sacred to the truly hip, albeit freer than most people's arraignments
>>2353891I learned how to shit in a hole at a rainbow gathering about 15 years ago. Hippies are disgusting. It wasn't worth going for the free weed and mushrooms
>>2366304You are angry that you learned to poop outside?
>>2364757That's a man
>>2366545It's not a man goddamn it.This fucking clown world has ruined life for the small breasted skinny woman
>>2366570You're so close to understanding.
>>2366644What are you even talking about
>>2366173not as hot
>>2366299>the truly hip,so no one at the gathering then
>>2366469I poop inside in a flushing toilet like a human being
>>2367497>LWhat does that mean? Just an L
>>2367611It means you took a L.
>>2367800its a woman anon
>>2368126Not my problem.
>>2368171It's not a problem for anyone.That's a woman
Are there any non-commercial hippy music festivals similar to Schwagstock but that haven't been shut down by the DEA? Say what you will about hippies, they know how to throw a good festival
>>2368519Not my problem.
>>2368528>>2368549why not come to the rainbow party ?its free
>>2368528We dont have that stuff in the usa
Tell Porkchop that Fatso the Clown sends his regards
>>2369105Why can't you just loose weight fatty?
https://www.acsh.org/news/2022/05/11/some-swear-over-rainbow-16308Enjoy your Shigellosis
>>2368940We did in 2010
>>2369338RIP in peace FYRE festival ;_;
>>2364413>bait to lure younger guys there for old women in their 60s+I'm game
>>2369801oh for gross anon
>>2369801You ever seen a 60yo hippy? They are beat.
>>2353891Thats a man.
>>2370089How many times to people have to say its not
>>2362529>Imagine the smell and the herpesI was thinking the same(-,-)
>>2362529>and the herpesThis.If you go to one of these things you will contract an STD.The herp is most likely.I almost caught it at Bonnaroo 2.Met a chick with sort of "half dreads" and some pretty bad tattoo work on her legs.But overall she was a solid 7/10 in that environment.We'd been making out, she'd sucked me hard, she left to go pee before we fucked, her "friend" popped her head into the tent, said>hey just a heads up Carley has herpes if you don'tI was not in the tent when Carley returned.
>>2370651Thats an old trick by someone who did not want you boning her.Also you were already exposed by getting the beeger
>>2370864The fat friend wanted to fuck ME.But she was right about Carley I found out I'd dodged a bullet.
>>2370868Did you bang the fatty?You kind of owe her
>>2353957Threadly reminder that the whole hippie movement was basically a KGB controlled, funded and pretty much owned project. >>2371026What a sad fate.
my energy is too low.my light to occult.my will so small.my worries so great. its a bucket list for rainbow, but i am a coward and loner. i dont think it will ever happen and im okay with that. thanks for everyone in thus thread giving me reasons to justify my cowardice.
>>2371026Take deworming medication
>>2371213Just bee yourself anon and come join us!
>>2370912I did not I went home unlaid.One of the rare times I didn't get drunk and fuck the fattie of least resistance. I'm something of a weak man in that regard.My dick tends to get what it wants, even if my brain doesn't.
>>2371670>My dick tends to get what it wants, even if my brain doesn't.I know this feel, and it doesn't feel good.
As soon as the deed is done I flee
>>2371744We all do, anon. Everyone who says otherwise is lying.
>>2372058>>2371670Let my bird get its way once. Felt like dry heaving afterwards. You could be blindfolded and still identify a fat chick downwind. The stink of those crevices man.
>>2353891>Rainbow gatheringmore like pedophiles who listened to the dmt demons too much
how do I go to rainbow gathering? When is it? Parker Colorado anon here
wait I realized this bread is ancient as fuck
outdoor must be a slow board. well is there any hippy shit going on in Colorado? Im down to go
>>2372075>>2372077The gathering is still over a month awayIt's the week of independence day.Final location still secret but it's looking like Granby
>>2372076there are 20 threads on this board right now that are older than this one
Going acid camping for a weekend anything I should bring ? I'm drinking lots of coffee and taking as many shits as possible because everytime I peak i need to shit like crazy and have a fucking existential crisis
>>2372469Dude , try to find some geocatches to poop in!Post results
>>2353891qrd as to whether autists may find love, acceptance and good sex here?
>>2372504>good sexanon you need to settle for any sex you can get ok
>>2372504Hippy shit like this is peak gynocracy, don't violate that and you'll be ok, but dont expect anuthing but acceptance.
>>2372576That's pretty much what you're going to find too. It'll be things like you banging some little hippie girl, and you'll get whiffs of stale fish in a freezer every now and then. She will be too dry, so you'll get chafed, but of course she will randomly yell for you to keep going so you'll grab the cot frame and give her an absolute fucking. Then you'll be sore the next day and your friends will make fun of you for sleeping with a dirty hippie girl.
>>2372603So you are saying they smell bad in the crotchal area?
>>2372624They don't believe in showering.
>>2372629I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, anon, at least they showered.
>>2372629people survived for decades before showers were invented
>>2372780It's an ethos, dude.
>>2373079At least he got a woman to touch him
>>2373087But at what cost, anon..lice, rabies and a stab wound.Fucking hippies..
>>2373101Guarantee he learned not to go to hippie festivals.
>>2373079Stavros fucking ripped on that guys son live at a comedy showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K1SzFw99d4&ab_channel=StavrosHalkias
God, i want to fill OP's pic full of cum and force her into being a homesteading mother lifestyle.
>>2373353Interesting, but i fucking hate Stand up Comedy.
>>2373363Really?Not even Chapelle or /ck/ ?Are you German or maybe on the spectrum a tiny bit?
>>2373386Guilty. German and i prefer to be alone.How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, we are efficient and have no sense of humor.
>>2373453You know what anon?I think youre pretty cool
>>2373386/ck/ is a cooking board, anon...
>>2373458I can't handle compliments.My cheeks hurt. Is this what a smile feels like?
>>2353891built for BBC just like OP
>>2372603I would want to be allowed to give a sniff at the crotch of these women with pants still on before I got too serious Would this be allowed or is that considered patriarchy ?
>>2373491is your mom OP?
>>2373623The thing is, you're not going to smell it until you take their pants off. And then you're going to know right away.
>>2373623Then wear a dog costume and play it off as a joke if they say no.
>>2374664What if your dog costume was so good, they thought you were a real dog?
>>2375757Then they'd probably be more inclined to have sex with you tbqh. These are hippies after all.
>>2375769like whitney wisconsin?
>>2376493I meant more like white women in general. I think something like 1 in every 5 white women has had some form of sexual activity with their dog.