*ahem* Dogs are wild animals, not pets, they are not your friend, and they are most certainly NOT welcome in woods and on trails. Your demons with fur bother the squirrels and birds, they shit everywhere, and they come and pester me. No, it doesn't recognise the name you've given it, it doesn't love you, it doesn't understand what your saying, the reason it happened to walk near you after half an hour of your voice going hoarse shouting "Rex! Rexy! Rex! REX!! REX COME HERE! REEEEX! COME HERE BOY!! REX!!!" isn't because he's a very clever boy or he cares about you, it's because you're retarded. The next time one of your big rats comes near me I will do a public service and shoot your dog. I do not care what you think, I will be making the world a better place with 1 less pest ruining the serenity of nature just because you refuse to take responsibility and have a real fucking baby. Thank you for reading this public service announcement. Fuck you.
>>2229764OP is a faggot who couldn't even get his own dog to fuck him
mentally ill faggot
>>2229764>Here is why I ended up gutshot alone inna woodst. Op
>>2229764Shoot my dog and we are gonna have a gunfight You will either die or become brian laundry
>>2229764op confirmed to be a shitty ausie cunt
Based dogs are disgusting. I loathe them. I like secretly kicking dogs tied up outside cafes and the supermarket while their repellent yuppie owners are inside
>>2229871What language do you speak at home?
>>2229775>>2229801>>2229807>>2229823>>2229841>>2229850>>2229919stop responding to obvious trolls.
>>2229919I live alone lol I don't speak any language at home
>>2229764>Ops confirmed to be an unamerican bastard who is going to die in the woods alone with a slug in his spine.
>>2229764Good well trained dogs exist but they are very rare.
Based schizo dog killer
>>2229930What means sage...?
>>2229764>Dogs are wild animalsThis is objectively false
>>2230686Needs a distinguish of domesticated vs dogs in general. Same thing happens like foxes getting domesticated makes them very different than the natural developed counterpart.
>>2229775>>2229919>>2230666Don't have to be a muslim to be civilised, in fact the correlation goes the other way.>>2229807I'm mentally ill for not wanting big yappy rats pestering me all the time?>>2229871Baaed
>>2229764>wild animals>not welcome innawoodsWhich one?
>>2229764What's up, Ted? You gotta cool them tootsies, bro. It's gotten you into trouble before.
>>2229764>calls it a wild animal>it doesn't belong in the woodsWhere the fuck does it belong then?
>>2231132I don't know but OP belongs in the guts of a wild animal.
>>2229764Why are you so afraid of dogs?
>>2229764Sorry your uncle had the family dog fuck your ass as a child OP :/