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Camping by yourself
>tarp
>sleeping mat
>sleeping bag
>fire steel
>knife
>freeze dried provisions
>Sawyer Micro
>first aid kit

Camping with your girlfriend
>tent
>tarp
>sleeping mat
>sleeping bag
>extra blankets
>toiletries
>toilet paper and wet wipes
>plenty of clean water
>bulky fresh foodstuffs
>cast iron pot for that recipe she saw in an outdoor magazine
>seventeen different tools to light a fire with so you're guaranteed to never be without a campfire
>XL first aid kit in case she hurts herself in some unexpected way
>knife, folding saw, AND axe just in case
>power banks so she can keep her phone charged so she can take pictures
>lanterns because the darkness is spooky
>condoms
>etc
>etc
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Condoms? Nah this is the woods

Captcha-XXVAJ
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>>2201291
Women are extra fertile innawoods
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Having had a faire ammount of experience I would say, 6 months of outdoor training with extra classes on the side and then a specialisation in outdoor education (2 years)
Assuming the same skill level, I would take women over men any day, us men may be physically stronger, but we are very prone to accidents, in a serious survival situation, slowest turtle wins the race
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>>2201289
>>toiletries
>>toilet paper and wet wipes
based
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>>2201296
I'm 95% sure I've met you at the range on Selinevej.
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>>2201296
Women are useless in the outdoors. Watch bear grylls survival island. Women just sit around and get nothing done.
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>>2201296
kill yourself tripfag
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>>2201289
>shes on her period and attracts a bear

guess we die.
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>>2201289
>fire steel
Nigga just buy a lighter or some matches, why are you fuckers so autistic?
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>>2201374
the reality is, /out/ is just full of retard consoomers that wanna feel like they're outdoorsmen, so they gotta buy all the bushcraft gear and feel like cavemen making a fire outside, then go home and watch anime
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>>2201376
If they even get to the outside part. That seems like a huge hurdle for the majority of the posters here.
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>>2201289
You have a really picky gf there
My gf an me go camping for years and she is just as minimalist as I am

>condoms
Either go when she has her save days, e.g. not ovulating or let her get a spiral
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>>2201373
If she's had her period she's not attracting this bear.
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>>2201296
>namefag
>picture clearly taken from reddit
My faggot detector is reading off the charts
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>>2201309
They generally survive longer. Slower metabolism, more energy efficient activity, more fat reserves, less energy bleed to heat loss, weight distribution less prone to self-sustained injury, less prone to incapacitating levels of immune response.

Men are better at hunting, fighting, heavy lifting etc. but let's not LARP too hard here.
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>>2201436
kek based pedoposter
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>>2201306
I have been to that gun range several times, sp its likely lol
>>2201309
>disregard personal experience
>trust TV
Lmao
>>2201364
I'm gonna die someday anyway
>>2201437
Just took a random pic from my phone, call me a fag all you want
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>>2201449
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>>2201449
There only less likely to self injure cuase they sit around not doing anying there incapable of navigation and big pictute thinking on top of that
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>>2203594
Are they capable of spelling and punctuation?
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>>2201374
I have a fire steel bc the uncle who I buy my innawoods shit from threw it in as a gift
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>>2201449
>less prone to incapacitating levels of immune response.
What kills you quicker, hypothermia, bear attacks, or ″incapacitating levels of immune response.″?
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>>2201376
This should be a banner
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>>2201291
>>2201294
long ago, the Arabs invented the condom, by sticking the penis in a length os a sheep's intestine.

Years later, the western world perfected the design, by removing the intestine from the sheep.
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>>2201289
>Camping with your girlfriend
You've never done this, OP. Why are you complaining about a scenario that only exists in your head?
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>>2201289
> folding saw and axe
> lights for working in the dark
> large aid kit because you are doing chad wood cutting.

Yeah m8 some of this is based.

Also keep your ass clean.
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Camping by yourself
>electronics/camera, knife, poncho tarp, sleeping mat, sleeping bag, water filter, stove, food, ifak, cordage and shit
Camping with gf
>same shit but kifaru woobie instead of sleeping bag, tent or at least bug net, extra wipes, warm clothing
She carries her shit though and we just eat bullshit like instant noodles. I taught her right from the start. She likes the hiking part anyway not so much the sitting around part, but I do have to go a bit slower, she's short
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>>2204987
it took me a moment, but that is hilarious.
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>>2204987
kek
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>>2204987
Thanks for the kek anon
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>>2201376
That hits hard
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>>2203594
>Wemen r dumb, men big smart liek me
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>>2201436
Hell yeah bro nice post
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>>2204987
This is like a racist-uncle-tier joke.
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>>2201289
>toilet paper and wet wipes
Do you not take TP when you go by yourself?
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>>2209084
lets be honest. most the time its true.
The GF slows the hike, makes it half as long and in a place half as interesting.
plus it has to be some place were she knows she can get good pictures.
not all. and all that but ya know most.
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>>2207635
Looks exactly like someone i know, she indian?
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>>2201518
I don't care for the way you respond.
I'm not prejudice against 'tripfags' but you make it seem like it's truth to be
>>2204987
kek
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>>2209457
Close enough
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You need power banks if you are going to be out more than 1 day. If you don't want to be without communication.

I couldn't be out alone without my phone either because I couldn't entertain myself. I need my phone to listen to music, read something on the internet, watch some videos, etc.

I also need my phone to pay for the bus for example.

Phones are just part of our bodies. We can't live without them. We are cyborgs already.
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I go to the woods to watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast uninterrupted, drunk as shit, in a hammock, with a gun. Women cant understand the catharsis since they only derive meaning from attention and validation.
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>>2209414
Right now I'm taking paper napkins to clean my mouth and hands after eating and tissue paper to clean my nose when I get out of the sea because I sometimes get some water inside. Recently I've been thinking if tissue paper would be also good to clean my butt after taking a shit or if paper napkins are better because they clean better. I like tissue paper more because they come in that little bag and are more comfortable to store than paper napkins.
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>>2209742
>Women cant understand the catharsis since they only derive meaning from attention and validation.

And that is why they have friends and boyfriends and you are always alone in the woods hahaha.
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>>2209742
>Women cant understand the catharsis since they only derive meaning from attention and validation.
projecting
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>>2209763
>>2209746
I like that you two just ate the bait without even mentioning the first half of the post.
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>>2209746
I like that you differentiate the two hahaha
>>2209763
aye, you are
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>>2201449
my gf cant sleep in 76 degrees without a blanket
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>>2209956
dump that "girl"friend and find a real woman
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>>2209862
i just said his bait is exactly what hes saying women are



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