>be /out/ alone>no gun>see this>lock eyeswhat do you do?
>>2166739Is this board scared by pigs? I thought you were less snowflakes
take out my dick
get behind a tree
Sic my dogs on it and stab the cunt with my buck knife.
>>2166739I hear them outside my cabin all the time.
>>2166739Shoot it and eat it got dinner because I'm not in a nogunz fag country lmao.
>>2166812It sucks being an ex felon. No gunz for me :( guess I'm going back to stone age javelins
>>2166816Black powder is a thing.
>>2166739>no gunI guess I’ll fucking die I’m probably taking it up the ass anyway if I don’t have my gun with me
>>2166739dunnoi had so much luck once, he stood there out of nothing didn't care much about me, i sat allready on the ground,he smelled on my tent and backpack, i said "Oi no yours" he look at me and just walked awaya friend who's a hunter said, i should call this day my second birthday from now on. most encounter don't end that well
>>2166739it's just a pig lol what's he gonna do get mud on me?
>>2166739shoot itorboar spear- I mean walking stick, officer
>>2166739why would I ever be outside my house with no gun?
>>2166739Probably die, I guess.
>>2167185>if you have basic human rights you're brownsounds like a fair trade to me, mayo monkey
>>2166739"here piggy piggy piggy"
>>2166739Pull out my GLOCK knife or my GLOCK entrenching tool and shout "bring em on!"If I were outdoor practicing swordsmanship after my Kult of Athena order arrives, I'd draw my Windlass "Ulfberht" and wait for the attack.
>>2166816Shouldn't have been a fag desu.
>>2167222What the LARP
>>2166739That thing would be easily handled with a good blade.. it doesn’t even have tusks..
>>2167417>while you were growing tusks I studied the blade>while you were snuffling undergrowth I mastered the blockchain>while you were mindlessly rutting females I cultivated inner strength>and now that our paths cross you have the audacity to ask for mercy?
How about this?Yesterday had this baby croos the road in front of me when I was cycling through the forest. Only later realized how lucky I am because he could ahve sent me bike and all flying easily.
>>2167240I know right? Everyone knows the Albion Landsknecht messer is the official /out/ sword. Fucking fag.
I unsheath my katana and slice it in half.
>>2166769Didn't expect to find David Cameron here
>>2166812>>2167238>>2167438Can we avoid these types of homophobic slurs?
>>2167462Not really. Fag.
>>2167462Die of aids queer
>>2166739>no tusksLMAO!!! Where your face horns, bitch?!?!Stupid piggy! What are you gonna do? Head butt me? LMAO!!!
>>2167462Begone DC deciduous homo
>>2167577He would be okay (at least better than the larpers on this board) if he didn't shove his liberal gay agenda down our throats all the time
>>2167531>What are you gonna do? Head butt me?Headbutt, throw you to the ground and chomp at your legs, yes.
>>2167825lmao it's just a pig you pussy
>>2167838Are you trying to noodle or what
>>2167462Not sure if new, or fishing for (You)s….Wtf, whoever approved the new capcha needs to be drawn and quartered.Seriously, are they deliberately trying to kill the site?
Embrace caveman strategy and get a long pointy stick.Unga bunga until it is done.
>>2168771Large rock good too
>>2166816Get it expunged. Restore your rights.
Does this taste at all like spit-roasted pig or even bacon?
>>2167421he doesn't look too interested in you. whenever i've run into moose they just kind of look at me and keep walking
>>2169046obsessed with an imaginary man... please get laid homesjdpwn0y
>>2166739die but before that pray
>>2167462Nah, /out/ is filled with men unconfindent about their sexuality.
>>2166739That actually happened to me. You wouldn't slip paper thru my ass cheeks
>>2166739Are you faggots really scared of wild boar? If it comes after you you move out of the way. If it continues you whack it on the snout with a stick, simple as.
>>2166816Go to >>>/k/ for more info but in most states you can get black powder or airguns. And high quality airguns can kill a deer
>>2168776Grug like rock more better than stick like hear go thud and look water come out
>>2169397A boar can move up to 30-40 MPH you faggot. GL trying to dodge that
>>2169587>literally a pig>as fast as a carlarp containment general is that way, boy
>>2166743i seen wild boar big enough to turn you in to lunch, HUGE wild boars in west texas as big as a small car, an adult human would be a meal, these things will knock you down and start eating you alive if they couldthis pic is just a small one
>>2169661i wonder if you can tame and ride one
>>2169059Don't count on your luck forever. Most animals aren't super interested in fighting for no reason, but if ever there was an animal that was aggressive for no fucking reason whatsoever, it'd be this son of a bitch. On par with kodiaks and polars in danger level.
>>2169732I don't think their backs can support the weight of an average American.
I would just get drunk with my buddies and shoot it with an AK
>>2170056t. thinks pigs have superpowersif you'd ever been outdoors and met a pig you'd see they're pretty lazy animals
>>2170327Not him, a normal pig and a wild hog act completely different, it's obvious you never been around a wild hog.
Could I trick it into thinking I'm just a harmless herbivore by just nonchalantly munching on some leaves?
>>2170333how worried should I be about their laser beam eyes and fire breath?
>>2166739reverse grip m9 bayonet for right click instant kill power attack
Every tough guy ITT assumes there would only be one. Protip, they move in packs.
>>2170553The ones that move in packs will run away as soon as they see you. It's the loners that are the dangerous ones. These aren't wolves.
>>2170605I got visited in my camp by a pack that didn't want to leave once. Another time I was riding my bike against a strong wind and rode right into another pack that barely moved out of the way.The tales of boars running away on sight are a myth from 20 years ago.
>>2170608Well, that's unfortunate anon. Did they charge? I've tried hog hunting before, they always split before I can get anywhere close. The mothers even abandon their children, too bad the little fucks are pretty good at disappearing into the bush on their own.
>>2170613No, they just made grunting noises at me then eventually left. I don't know if they were angry boar noises or just regular boar noises but when you're alone surrounded by a few large specimens, it's pretty scary.
Explain to a pathetic LARPer what danger these animals present. Is it biting power? What happens if you go for the eyes? With a polar bear I can see that sort of maneuver failing, but it seems ridiculous to me these pose a threat, although I plea ignorance and accept that they do.
>>2170619Same as a moose. Obviously they're not as big, but they're still pretty fucking heavy and can do serious damage by just charging you again and again. Sure it might not rip your head off but what the fuck are you going to do if you piss one off and it breaks your leg and half your ribs before it decides you're not a threat? That's a death sentence if you can't get to a hospital.But it's the boars that are the main danger, not the sows (OP pic is a sow), since the boars are tusked and will gore your thighs to pieces if it wants to. Historically speaking boars are on the same level as bears when it comes to dangerous hunts. Fuckers have killed kings.
>>2169046You got a discord? We could do some collaboration.
>>2170619t. Hasn't seen the cruel video where the release a pitbull into a cage with boar.The boar casually, without much movement, tears the dog's intestines out. They can cut you open faster than you'd believe, you can't stand when your muscle has been torn open.
>>2166739Well, funny you ask because I am a couple days away from receiving my Cold Steel boar spear in the mail. So I would stand still, tell the boar to make a move, and go 300 on him if need be.
>>2170792I'm imagining the spear not making a direct hit and bouncing off like a pole vault into da woods
>>2170890>GUYS PIGS HAVE METAL SKIN ITS JUST LIKE MARVEL BRO THEYRE INDESTRUCTABLE LIKE THE DEATH STAR YOU NEED TO BE SCARED DUDE
>>2166739Charge at full speed with my axe and decapitate him with a single hit like my ancestors did before.
>>2170619If they manage to knock you down, it's curtains.
Hiking staffs are very nice to have. Smacking anything in the nose hard enough can ward all but the hungriest predators.Sure you can go rambo and whip out a knife, but having 5 or 6 inches between you and a gory demise is bad odds. Having 5 or 6 feet is much better.
>>2169920>I don't think their backs can support the weight of an average American.I think nothing can support that much
They're pretty common where I live (northern Italy). They are usually cowards and will run away as soon as they smell you, but each time I run into one it's terrifying. These fuckers are huge and if, for some reason, they think they have no escape they can charge at you and slice the veins in your thighs. They're the only thing I'm afraid of when /out/.Truth be told, they're only a problem in national parks where hunting isn't allowed and they feel more comfortable around people. I just got back from an overnighter on a mountain where hunting is allowed and I didn't even hear one.
>>2167890there's nothing wrong with the new captchait's easier, the slider disappears after you get it right a few times, you're not training google AI with every one you complete, and eventually after you've filled in one you won't have to fill in another for a few minutes.
>>2166739i carry a sling shot
>>2166743I don't want to spoil this board with gore but a wild pig can easily gore 3 pitbulls without taking any damage. If the pig decides to, it can split you open.
>>2171161Based getting rid of shitbulls. Proof they are smart enough not to hurt a human. They know the difference between a deranged dog breed and a sentient being. If domesticated pigs are considered intelligent, how much more so are their wild counterparts who need to survive without assistance? I doubt it would hurt a person or a child. They have intelligence, unlike shitbulls.
>>2171167we get it, you're racist
>>2166739>I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>2171165I'd probably attempt to join their pack and gain their trust, since they are actually quite smart. I'd live with them and then slowly try to get the biggest one used to carry me.Once I'm able to steer it I'll surprise all those exhausted trekkers and /out/ people by passing by with my Tamed boar, never having to run or trek again. ANd if someone attacks me, be it human or bear I can just charge them with my boar, while i'm equipped with a spearm afterwards we would share the hunted food
>>2171271Also if I have sexual desires I'd just check out one of the female Boars, maybe they can teach me how to obtain a 30 minute long orgasm like they can get during sex.
>>2166739If your lord has sent you /out/ alone, I assume he sent you forth with proper armor, arms, and a good pair of hounds, has he not? Or did you not heed his warnings of wandering his wood unaccompanied?
>>2166877>>2167607>>2167825>>2169661>>2169919>>2170333>>2170635>>2170785Let's stop with the fanfics shall we
>>2166739odds are it would just run away
>>2171395You sound like the type of fella who would tell a good story.
>>2166739fling poo at it
>>2167421it looks jewish
>>2171667w-why would you say such a silly thing, anon
>>2166739happened to me last week.> went for mushrooms with my sisters dog.> He likes to play around in the boar filth and smell like shit.> dont care because not my dog.> When hes done we see a baby boar maybe 50 meters away> decide to go opposite direction because i dont want to meet his pissed off mum.> Forage around for a few more minutes> Turn corner of a narrow path> Hear grunt> maybe 5 meters away is mother boar with two piglets> idiot dog thinks they are playfriends> I got taken by complete surprise, never been so close to boar before. No gun, nothing.> Mother Boar looks at us> I think this is it. She will at least charge once to protect her piglets.> Talk loud to her, pulling back my dog and walking backwards slowly.> She lets out a squeak and runs away into the forest.> I walk the other way, being loud, stepping on twigs and stuff so no more surprise.99% of boar encounters will be like this. They will usually run away if they can. different story if wounded. If you get attacked try to climb a tree. Im pretty sure she only got surprised by us because the dog smelled like boar.
>>2166739why would you not have a gun?
>>2172132>pays 200 bucks a month cause he's in love with a fat fuck dipshit who says 'ok, guys' a hundred times on average in every shit video uploaded to cancertube
>>2170785Where can I find this video
>>2167462Cope, seethe, dilate.
>>2166739Hakuna Matata!I try to saddle it.
>>2166739Pull out me knoif and go to town on that boar.
>>2166739>pull knife and pray to God that if i die my death will be quick and peaceful
Try and find a tree to climb
this thread...no one points out the level of cuteness wildboar piglets havealsothis guy gets it>>2171533he was the only one that pointed out correctly my as i thougt obvious LARP here >>2166877most Wildboar encouters arent even realized by the human because the boar is way batter in detecting you than the other way around and they will do anything to avoid youthe only real Wildboar encouter i ever had was at a edge of the forest in 100 meter distance.3 Boars an arround 8-10 Piglets made their way to an other forrest trough the meadowsince then i always hope to see somthing like that again because of the cuteness level of those fucking pigletsstop believing all those "I fougt a Boar stories" 98% of them are utter bullshit
>>2171667God's chosen people I guess
>>2167462faggot. I hope I find you on a trail in Wva and slash the tires on your kia with an equality sticker and DC plates
quickly climb the nearest tree before he obliterates me
>>2166739start screaming autistically, I'm hardwired for combat, I can take him