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If you were being chased by cannibals in the jungle, what shoe would you wish you were wearing?
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>>2132980
One with a plasma cannon built into the soles?
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Running shoes
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>>2132980
something that tastes bad
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>>2132980
Barefoot like a chad
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>>2133001
>Obasi's cock hanging down on the right
Whew
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>>2132980
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>>2132980
Those are Massai they ain't cannibals they are the most badass peeps in Kenya
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>>2132980
Please stop with the racism. Whites are 100x more likely to eat human flesh than Africans.
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Don't be racist, without human meat niggers wouldn't have any food
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>>2133001
He's clearly wearing a type of sandal.
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>>2132980
Shotguns strapped to my feet
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>>2133088
Shut up faggot.

Also South American natives are historically best known for cannibalism.
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>>2133088
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo&vl=en
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>>2133093
Watch the movie
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>>2133088
You're the one saying Africans aren't human
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>>2132982
They sell those?
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>>2133001
>Running on sharp rocks and thorns while running away from spear chuckers
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>>2133088
reality says otherwise
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>>2133088
Doubtful. There are places in Africa like Tanzania where human remains (particularly those of albinos) are considered traditional medicine. Hell, sometimes they don't even wait until they're dead to take it!
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Holster-boot
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Some steel toed cairn kickers.

Fuck running, I'm kicking in some teeth.
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>>2132980
the ones the light up with bajillion LEDs when you turn them on
think about it - I'm not going to outrun people who run down animals for a living since childhood, but I might have bigger chance blowing their mind and convincing them I'm a wizard and/or barter with them
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>>2132980
https://youtu.be/ViSX1-tDqlI?t=35
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>>2132980
>Maasai
>Jungle
>Cannibals
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>>2132980
Run ? From an approaching feast? I think not!
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>>2132980
some kind of steel toe boot so i can put it straight through the mouth of the dumb nigger cannibals
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>>2133001
> naked prey
> not naked
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>>2137491
In the movie he starts off naked and steals the clothes of the Africans he kills when running.
https://youtu.be/mydc8K7yaZI
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>>2137491
the 2007 remake "naked fear" is waaaaay better becuase they chase a naked broad around
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Vietnam jungle boots

Great for stomping groids

Of course when you're done you gotta scrape the waffle out with a stick but what the hell you can't have everything right?
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>>2132980
Retro LA Lights
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>>2132980
Lyfhack: Don't wear Nikeys and the melinated tribes are more likely to leave you by yourself.
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