If you were being chased by cannibals in the jungle, what shoe would you wish you were wearing?
>>2132980One with a plasma cannon built into the soles?
>>2132980something that tastes bad
>>2132980Barefoot like a chad
>>2133001>Obasi's cock hanging down on the rightWhew
>>2132980Those are Massai they ain't cannibals they are the most badass peeps in Kenya
>>2132980Please stop with the racism. Whites are 100x more likely to eat human flesh than Africans.
Don't be racist, without human meat niggers wouldn't have any food
>>2133001He's clearly wearing a type of sandal.
>>2132980Shotguns strapped to my feet
>>2133088Shut up faggot. Also South American natives are historically best known for cannibalism.
>>2133093Watch the movie
>>2133088You're the one saying Africans aren't human
>>2132982They sell those?
>>2133001>Running on sharp rocks and thorns while running away from spear chuckers
>>2133088reality says otherwise
>>2133088Doubtful. There are places in Africa like Tanzania where human remains (particularly those of albinos) are considered traditional medicine. Hell, sometimes they don't even wait until they're dead to take it!
Some steel toed cairn kickers.Fuck running, I'm kicking in some teeth.
>>2132980the ones the light up with bajillion LEDs when you turn them onthink about it - I'm not going to outrun people who run down animals for a living since childhood, but I might have bigger chance blowing their mind and convincing them I'm a wizard and/or barter with them
>>2132980Run ? From an approaching feast? I think not!
>>2132980some kind of steel toe boot so i can put it straight through the mouth of the dumb nigger cannibals
>>2133001> naked prey> not naked
>>2137491In the movie he starts off naked and steals the clothes of the Africans he kills when running.https://youtu.be/mydc8K7yaZI
>>2137491the 2007 remake "naked fear" is waaaaay better becuase they chase a naked broad around
Vietnam jungle bootsGreat for stomping groidsOf course when you're done you gotta scrape the waffle out with a stick but what the hell you can't have everything right?
>>2132980Retro LA Lights
>>2132980Lyfhack: Don't wear Nikeys and the melinated tribes are more likely to leave you by yourself.