Can man truly defeat a kangaroo?
can zoomers ever post on the right board?>>>/an/
>>2094523Yes but he would have to use tools. The kangaroo's claw kick is devastating.
>>2094523Animals usually have more physical prowess so if it was a fight to the death, I would bet on the kangaroo. Take a look at chimps. They're 5 times stronger than the average human due to muscle insertions that give their limbs greater leverage.Now, the thing that sets us apart from other animals is the use of tools as weapons. Intelligence is what defines humans, not mere physicality. The 250 pound caveman would crush the 130 pound caveman 99% of the time until the 130 pound caveman learned that he could pick up a sharp rock and bash his 250 pound adversary's skull in.Most people would get torn asunder by a 1,500 pound kodiak bear, but give them a semi automatic .308 and that person will have a nice new rug.
>>2094575A bazooka would probably work.
>>2094523My advice would be to start with fighting kangaroos, then work your way up to tougher more ferocious animals. I am seriously considering becoming a professional animal fighter - I'm lightning fast, wiry, with a devastating variety of blows and holds.
>>2094523Put some roo in your doo.
I fucking hate kangaroosthey're weird human-dog-frog hybrids and they look like aliens who landed on earth and are trying to blend in with the local fauna but are severely autistic/retardedThey have claws, a tail, hoppy legs, a weird looking head, and a fucking pouch, so once the babies are born they go right back in their motherI fucking hate them and Australia should test nuclear weapons on them to make them actual mutants or just kill them
>>2094939I was also molested by a kangaroo once
>>2094939>>2094940>sequential posts>1 minute apartThis board is fucking SLOW.
>>2094950No, I'm just retarded and type slowly
>>2094709Exactly, that guy was lucky the ro did not go into Beast mode. The claws on him would of ripped him to shreds.
>>2094523Yes. How do I know? I wouldn't worry about it.
>>2094709Go to bed, Joe Rogan.
Kangaroo meat gives me smelly farts
he who fights with kangaroos may win the battlebut will probably lose the war
>>2096897>"They're using....kangaroos, sir... we've got tanks How can we lose against such an opponent?">"Private. If they have the courage to use kangaroos against our tanks, how can we WIN against such an opponent?"Lessons were learned that day. The 22nd Tiger division stood against a brigade of Australian's finest Kanga Corps the following morning. Not a tankman was left alive by the time the sun had set.
>>2094709this. animals don't back down, their fight or flight instinct is usually the former. they will fight to the death
>>2098477Why do people post shit like this? Life isn't a video game, animals have something called a self preservation instinct, they won't just mindlessly fight until they bleed out, especially if they don't have a GOOD chance of winning. Most animals will avoid battles even if the odds are about even because even if they win they'll likely sustain wounds that will make it difficult for them to hunt/flee/keep being alive. Animals almost universally absolutely will back down in instances where they have an escape route, if they even start a fight in the first place.
>>2094523His Body? Possibly. His Spirit? Never.
>>2096843well australians gave the board cancer.
>>2098380>not a tankman was left alivethats what they get for using Bob Semples
A fit man could fuck the average grey up. A red would take you apart.
>>2094523I beat up a few of them cunts where I live here in Strailya
>>2094940I know you liked it
>>2094523>wearing denimdid he died?
>>2094733Faggot is about to get mauled by a fucking kangaroo on live television
>>2098477>>2098794this, also Kangaroos are basically flight: the animal, they can hop incredibly fast and often do at the mere sight of people. They're also herbivores
>>2094523what one man can do, another can do
>>2094523you abos can do everything
>>2094523Sounds like somebody wants to get raped again.
Depends on the size, as someone who encountered wild and caged ones I wouldn't advise doing so without at minimum a bat.They kick and the full sized ones have been known to crack a mans skull. Just consider them a a 1 hit knockout boxer with no idea when to stop hitting.
I heard a story from anon, so obviously no way to prove it.He said he was in the army and had R&R in Thailand or the Philippines or something. Some gook place.One drunken night he ended up at some underground club where they make animals fight each other. Not just dogs but all sorts.He claims he witnessed a gorilla fight a kangaroo. Kangaroo won that fight as well as others.
is he natty?