>he doesn’t keep holy water and a cross in his camping bagIt’s literally an ounce or two of weight at most. Enjoy getting BTFO by Satan and his infernal legions.
>>2066492is your pic upside down because youre in hell?
>>2066493Yes. I failed to keep holy water in my camping bag. Don’t let this happen to you, anon!
>>2066492>I am the center of a battle between titanic and implacable forces who struggle for my very essence>I am important
>>2066510>projecting your low self esteem onto others>Thinking that dark forces don’t prey upon everyday people
>>2066514>Thinking that dark forces don’t prey upon everyday peoplenice larp>>>/x/
>>2066492>he doesnt carry a sage bundle to burn when the bad vides roll inngmi do you even shaman?
>>2066562Equally effective, however, sage bundles can get wet, and they also more likely to fall apart and crumble while moving around in your pack.
>>2066492For me, it’s a salt circle around my campsite
>>2066492>no gun to shoot innawoods schitzos like OP who may be having hallucinations
>>2066779Excellent plan, but the wind and rain can damage the integrity of the circle.>>2066782>demonic fingers typed this
>>2066492
>>2066789The pic is actually from upstate New York, if you were wondering. It’s an abandoned psych hospital.
>>2066785Wrong
>>2066855>demon possesses man and tells him to shoot campers LEAVE HIS BODY, SATAN. IT IS NOT YOURS.
>>2066492How exactly would a fairy tale hurt me ?
>>2066855trim your nails
>>2066790The Rolling Hills Asylum?
>>2066492I don't fear jewish sock puppets.
>>2066906Letchworth Village
>>2066493He’s from Australia dum dum
>>2066492>Signs someone is NGMIThey make retarded bait threads on /out/ that are neither clever nor funny
>>2066492If I keep a jpeg of a cross on my phone and get my camelbak blessed by a priest, is that good enough? Trying to go ultralight
>>2067069Maybe.
>>2066510how naive and foolish
>>2066492>white shoes on the trailany time you see someone with white runners out on the trail guaranteed they are a softie
>>2067925I know, but many religious people think this way
>>2067939I believe >>2067939 was saying that you are the naive and foolish person, seems like he is right too
I tend to find NGMI posters are the most likely to NMI.
>>2066510Yes, retard. Metaphysical realities affect you the same way physical realities affect you, even if you think you're "insignificant" in relation to them. Gravity, for example, affects all 7 billion humans on earth, no matter how important or unimportant they are. Similarly, God(s) affect all of us, no matter how "insignificant" we may be to them.
>>2066492>holy water and crossnah passi'm a lazy shinto buddist, which means I dont have to do anything or obey any rules in particular.
>>2066492I came upon a 70 something year old man on a popular trail in the middle of summer. He was very obviously suffering from heat exhaustion, possibly heat stroke. He was sitting in a tiny bit of shade under a tiny tree. He asked if I had any water I could spare. I told him I was completely out myself (I had 1.5 liters left). I knew he was done for and he wasn’t worth helping. There were other people on the trail that probably helped him. I was focused on my goal and I had no time for him. I moved on without any regrets.
>>2068489>Gravity, for example, affects all 7 billion humans on earth, no matter how important or unimportant they are.There is no gravity, you stupid fuck.
>>2066973PA urbexer herehow much of a PITA is letchworth to get into?Ive read its regularly patrolled by the local constabulary
>>2069610There was one security guard who’d go around in his car there. Some buildings were practically open and you could just walk in. They don’t seem to take security very seriously. As long as you’re alert, you should be fine. At no point did my friend and I worry about getting caught. Naturally, take a look before going in, and while inside, to make sure his vehicle isn’t in the area, and have a secondary exit plan in case.
>>2066492NO fucking shit i stopped at a carving of the devil in a rock and meditated and on my way out i found a weed grinder full of weed in the middle of my path >thank u satan for your gift <3
>>2069746>t. Jobless rotbrain drug addict who just sits around in his moms basement all day watching Seth Rogen movies
>>2069782yes but im also a casual outdoor pro from living in buttfuck nowhere
>>2066562Carry frankincense too. Thank me later.
i do have carry a cross. guess I should ask grandma for some holy water. good call op
>>2069818Or you can just go down to your local church (Catholic or Orthodox since Protestant churches are fake) and ask them.
>>2066492>can't lift pack above head>can't easily fit through a standard door with pack on>work boots instead of hiking boots>poor balance from too much weight>asks about second breakfast
Stop worshiping Yeshua and Yahweh. Stop worshiping a Jewish man. Stop worshiping a Jewish demon.
>>2069746DUDE
>>2070047varg forgot about his 9th daughter
>>2070209Not a real picture. He has a daughter from another woman but this is not her.
>>2070223he still shit
>>2070225You're a lying agent of (((them))).
>>2068489>Metaphysical >realitieschoose one, /x/tard
>>2070242They're definitely real.
>>2070231My only gripe with him is that I’m pretty sure he’s quite dependent on the govt.
>>2070254He is not in any way. He makes plenty from Burzum in particular. However, he is not opposed to it, and I don't see why we should be. I would much, much rather have French taxes being used to birth beautiful white women than subsidizing the African roach invasion that is currently ongoing.
>>2070257I agree on principal, I just mean that if you become a government dependent, you need to have a scheme in place in case the government cuts you off. What is Burzum?
>>2070245show me the physical evidence
>>2070279Probably the most famous historical black metal band. He pioneered the genre and has been getting money for it since the 90s. Also he has little books he's written and also a table-top roleplaying game (MYFAROG). His wife's family is also loaded, she grew up in a literal castle. Truly native European lad.
>>2067026Same thing
>>2070431>native european land...you do know that prehistoric peoples immigrated into the land mass now known as europe. theyre not native
>>2070279>on principalPrinciple, you uncultured heathen.
>>2070047I hope one day I can marry one of varg's daughters
>>2069430Anon, you retard, you failed the test
