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Sometimes I find geocaches by accident while innawoods. What do you do to make it fun and challenging for the next geocacher?
>>1979442carve a penis into the stamp
>>1979442Poop into it
>>1979442Geocaching is lame i usually dump out the contents so they get ruined. fuck off back to your blue cities.
rig a nail bomb in it for whichever suburbanite faggot opens it.>>1979521based.
Carry it out of the woods and place it in a recycling bin where litter belongs
I take a shit in every geocache I find
>>1979442>What do you do to make it fun and challenging for the next geocacher?you're not supposed to do anything. just put it back where you found it.
>>1979919oops, I put it way up in a tree by accident
>>1979442>What do you do to make it fun and challenging for the next geocacherI take them and don't put them back, it makes it more challenging
>>1979442Ex and I used to geocache when we would camp. Mostly stupid things like lapel pins and other trinkets that were under $5.The best thing I remember doing was placing a dildo inside a plastic box and bury it. About a year later after we had broken up I received a text with a screen capture from some geocaching website where someone had dug up the dildo. The post was pretty funny as someone went mental asking "who would place a fucking dildo inside a geocache?"The majority of people I met who geocached acted like faggots.>>1979521>waaaah no fun allowed!
>>1979442poop on top of it
There was one cool geocacher I did in the white mountains. Somewhere along the AT there's a wreck of a DC3 on top of a mountain. It's a few hundreds yards off the trail so I would have missed it without the GPS coordinates
>>1980751https://scenicnh.photoshelter.com/image/I0000ykrYpMpI7Xcis that it? if so looks pretty kino, I fucking love old school prop planes
>>1979442Coom in it
Geocaching is for citiots based individuals go for treasure
Came for poopie in cache. Was not disappoint.
>>1980930Yep that's the one. Wish I'd had more time to poke around but it was getting dark and I had to get to the tent site. I remember have to beat through some dense ass subalpine brush to get to it. This was probably 10 years ago. Wonder if anyone has shat in that cache yet.
I found someone's bug out kit, although it looked as though someone else had looted it just before I got there. They left the clean water, rope, and empty packages in the barrel, looked like there was some amount of food and maybe a tarp. Hard to say though.
>>1981155I never find anything cool like that.
>>1979442It's trash. Pick it up and drop it at the next trash can.
The best thing you can do when you find one of these is just take what's inside and place a big fat hot baked zurullo. That or either a homemade claymore, small enough not to kill, but small enough to cripple the fucking faggots who geocatch for life.
>>1980085Yeah I used to Geocache with a mate in the days before smart phones ruined it.Back in the day you had to print out the hints and maps and just hope you could find it.Now you can literally just use your phone and it'll guide you straight to the fucking thing. No point nowadays.Also it was more fun when it was an unknown secret club thing.
I've only ever found these by accident, never been able to find one when avtively looking for them though.
>>1979442I once moved one under a ~150 lb rock. Next time I came by there was a hole dug next to the rock and a discarded broken chinesium trifold E-tool basically on the trail.
>>1983090I do this but I can't poop 10 times a day
>>1983104>he doesn't eat 10 pounds of prunes every dayNGMI
I find them at work pretty regularly.I just pick them up and put them in the bin.Sometimes I read the little notepad they have in there to see what the gay urbanite faggots write.
>>1979442I always thought geocaching was something pedophiles did to trade their snuff pics.
>>1979521No you don't.
>>1981945seconding this. it used to be pretty based before it was popular and smart phones ruined it. now cityfag zoomers just drive right up to the thing with their phone pointing right at it. no challenge.
>>1983090Is it possible to get people on the inside to leak coordinates? We need to start a /out/ geodumping database.
>>1984413since when are the coordinates private?
>>1979521Fuck you hick
>>1985163There's gotta be a website that scrubs and aggregates coordinates, right?
>>1983090>>1984413You can literally just go to their site, sign up, and view the coordinates. Anyone can do this, and it can't be traced back to you unless you're stupid enough to use the actual geocaching app.
>>1984513>Fuck you hick
>>1979442ITT: No fun police
>>1985237One would hope but i have never seen it
>>1985396>sign upThats where they back trace you from
>>1985396Why would it even matter if they found out your identity? How could it be considered stealing or vandalism when it's just litter.
>>1988085They have how many users now? Again, if you're smart about it and don't brag about having taken a shit in it on their fucking site, and you don't use their app while looking for it, they'd have to go through their entire databse of users, and they're not going to do that. Leave your phone at home.>>1988728The real question here is why the fuck wouldn't you hide your identity from the outside world at all times?
What is the best way to put botulism in geocaches?
>>1980085>>waaaah no fun allowed!
>>1988085Go to a public library, use a computer without a webcam, and use a throwaway email. Common sense, anon.
>>1980751There’s a cache at the B18 wreck too
>>1989321that's a lot of work just to shit in a cache, i could just post the coordinates here for others to use for inconspicuous defecation
>>1989350why are you guys so freaked out about being anonymous. you accessing the coords is circumstantial as fuck, in the extremely unlikely case it gets traced back to you they can't even prove anything. those caches aren't accessed often, so there would be a few days window where you could just say a homeless dude did it.
>>1989430Paranoia mostly. It's kept me from getting arrested for doing worse things so far.
>>1989430I could shoot someone when I'm out hunting and it would be hours before anyone knows about it and I could bet that nobody would write down the plates of all the vehicles parked at the head of the trail, but I've never been one to take chances.
>>1979518Leave your treasure behind
stick a fleshlight in one
>>1979442Never found one accidentally, but I suppose you could fill a can with oil and place pure sodium rocks on the bottom like that burn notice scene. Probably wouldn't hurt anyone too bad, but it would scare the shit out of them. Don't attempt this in a dry climate.
>>1984408Cause a gps unit made it more of a challenge. Ok retard.
>>1983104get on my level.
>>1993845The official app pretty much tells you exactly where the fucking thing is in the description. GPS units don't, to my knowledge.
Geocaching used to be fun because you had to:1. Spend time googling around and doing research to find an interesting cache (or anything at all).2. Program your GPS (not your phone)3. Use your land nav skills and your GPS4. Put away your GPS once you got close enough and spend time searchingNow, there's apps that just show you caches around you. It is insanely retarded how "gamey" this whole thing has. I imagine the people who geocache now are the same faggots who use AllTrails.I think the dildo idea is pretty funny.
>>1992014Those are like $70. I'm not wasting my fleshlight or that much money on this.
>>1996583I think he's talking about the clues. I've seen caches that give the exact location, eg. "under a rock by the dead tree that's next to the cliff", a photo of the cache, and a photo of the surrounding area.
>>1996583>>1996591Yeah, that's what I talking about. They're supposed to be almost riddle-like, but some just straight up tell you where it is and how to get to it.
>>1996587You could make a cache that purposely obfuscates its own location within some margin of accuracy, so the gps signal only gives you a rough estimate.
>>1979518>>1991592 >>1995678Made me wheeze laugh, If I happen up on one maybe I'll leave a prize.
>>1979442>photos of the last person to find it, and a turdIdeally the shitpost should be spooky, too
>>1983090If I ever find one of these, I'll poo in it for you anons.
set up a stink bomb trap in a cache and give someone a nice surprise
>never been geocaching>would like to go>modern geocachers ruin it by using smart phones>geocache haters ruin it by destroying geocaches
>>1989316Eat something contaminated with botulism, then shit in the cashe
>>1998403literally that shit is so cash (cache)
>>1979521>can't tell if this is b8 or you are a nigger...
Is there any actual reason why people hate this stuff so much on /out/, or it's just another flavour of basement dwellers larping as hardcores that are oh so above people that actually go out?I live in area where there are few caches, random passerby always ask for tips for this, since apparently this stuff has some levels and difficulty thresholds, but that's my entire contact with caching and cachers. Why bash people who go innawoods?
>>2000030afraid you'll end up flirting with fit city boy?
>>2000030>The only place on this planet is the USOh, right, I forgot that I'm on /out/, potentially the most American-populated board on 4chan. Sorry for questiong your logic, keep it up
>>2000060>makes derogatory statements about over half of America's population>If you don't like americans , get off this board.>completely misses foreign anon's point thrice overI wish you inbreds would die off so I could buy your land
>>1979521Absolutely based and redpilled. Throw out the crumbs so the ants will stop coming from their hill.
My wife and I found one near our camp site, we put one of the pork sausages we'd brought to cook inside it and sealed it up again.
>>1990073>Compares murder to pooping in a box
>>1998319Yeah I'm with this anon.Why's everyone got to be so autistic, Is it really that bad?>>1996587How do you even know what other people are doing with the caches, how did it change apart from just being easier to find? Can't you just still print out a map so it's challenging for you?And what's wrong with alltrails? Not that many people fuck shit up on obscure as fuck trails, cuz they're still too lazy to go 20 miles on a dirt road or on an unpaved trailIs it just boomer hatred or does everyone on this board live in Cali? I can see califags absolutely shredding every once nice trail once it's online
>>2000501>implying I'm a big enough fag to geocache let alone be so pissed off by it, to waste my time destroying themIs it seriously that bad?
>>2000484>Is it just boomer hatred or does everyone on this board live in Cali?It's larping as boomers, so it's even worse
I'm gonna do it
>>1979521The hunt is what matters. I probably wouldnt keep shit some strangers left
>>2000030>>2000469>Bitches about "muh left">Acts just like them, forbidding people to do somethingAnd you have the balls to complain about un-American behaviour? Go fuck yourself, you commie! Fucking cunt gonna tell me what I can and what I can't when /out/
Is this shit old? I just installed it and everything was hidden like even as far as 2005-2013 (?) that I cant read because you need premium shit (which I bet are fake places to make it seem like the app has lot of shit when it dont.
>>2002093>>1979442Which one of you Mad Poopers was this?
>>2002130i really have to know how did they know she was a non-drinker?
>>1985253LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU LARP CRINGE DESU shut the fuck up
>>2001945literally no risk, any legal body would just laugh if you were accused
Dammit this thread is funny. Luckily my wagie cage is in the back corner of the room so no one can hear me giggling.
>>2000431The basic principles of getting away with any crime are the same, anon. Pooping in a geocache isn't a legal crime, but a social one to certain circles. The same rules apply.>Avoid cameras and witnesses where possible>Where impossible to avoid cameras and witnesses, wear a hat, generic unmarked clothing, a mask, and something for your eyes that isn't your usual attire>Leave no trace (unless that's the point, like graffiti)>Be quick and efficient>Never tell anyone about it>Be prepared to run, but don't give emotional cues that would raise suspicion
>>2002587>any legal body would just laugh if you were accusedHave you tried not living in a third world shithole?Oh, right, you are actually enjoying that experience
>>2002441They smelled it
>>1979521only correct response. Maybe shit in em and seal em up for the next latte boy to find
>>2000842littering is a crime retard.Just because we don't want city dwellers leaving boxes of crap all over the woods doesn't make us commies.
>ITT>SHIT ALL OVER EVERYTHING>SHIT INSIDE OF EVERYTHING>SHIT INSIDE OF MY MOUTH>SHIT SHIT POOPY POOP POOP>BUTTHOLES HAVE SHIT COME OUT OF THEMIm not a reg here, this board seems retarded
>>2003570>this thread seems retardedJust like every other thread on this website?
>>2003570>Im not a reg hereThat's why you don't get the joke you tard.
>>2003564It can be. The person who sets the geo box down, has to go by every once and a while to maintain the box and area, Failure to do so leads to the box being labeled as abandoned and therefore its trash.
>>2003570I'll bet you shit in a toilet just because lamestream media tells you to
>>2003621that you like shit in your mouth? what's to get
>>2003622Still not littering, you idiot. I suggest getting familiar with the actual law, rather than your tin-foil delusions
>All those people talking about shitting into geocaches if they find one>Rather than simply checking their coordinates and act upon themDo you go /out/ at all, or are too busy shitposting?
>>2002093We are LegionWe do not use the toiletWe do not dietYou are not the first. You will not be the last.
>>1998341>You will be a hero
>>2003570Welcome new friend!
>>1979442Stealing geocaches is my cairn kicking.
>>1993845GPS units get you within a few tens of meters, so you still have to look, which can be pretty difficult depending on terrain. Especially when GPSs were new, it was a pretty wide area you had to look in.
>>2004598>>2005508>>2005516>government never enforces stupid laws >court systems are totally reasonable people who dont interpret law to the letter in order to maintain consistency Retarded. Theres no difference between a geocache and a similar box left in the woods. All this hobby needs is one special anon to ruin the fun for everyone.
>>2008445It's called littering
success doesnt come overnight
>>2009467MOM MAKE ME A CHICKEN SAMMICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE
Tell a story originating from geocaching that a basement pooper cant even grasp.>Greentext
>>2005742... they can't, you dumb fuck.It's not how this whole thing works.The reason why you don't poop is because you are bunch of idiots that don't even go /out/
>>2010171Not paranoid enough. Never gonna make it.
>>1979521based one time i fapped into one.
>>2002093>About 2 months back someone put a pill bottle cache inside my cache and I took it out and made a note on my log and description that this is illegallol what
I'm finding a few in my immediate area and further. Time to S H I T. I used to do this when i was a kid but the hobby got too big and it wasn't much fun when all the spots were constantly getting moved about. And i grew out of it. Now I can give a soi sipper e-coli because i hate every single one of the faggots that lives here. (PNW)
I've always thought it'd be fun to rig those faggot file drop sites up to a car battery or a charged capacitor to just burn out the USB port of whatever MacBook it gets plugged into.
The high schools here used to have a club where kids did it in the local state park.
>>1979442> Can of beans> Wait nearby with megaphoneDIS NIGGAS OUT HERE EATING BEANS
I have a garmin 66i and it has an app that integrates with geocaching.com. It tells me all the nearby geocaches...if I take a shit in one and post it, can I be the king of /out/?
>>2014475Logistically I would like to shit into some type of bag and then empty said bag in the cache...would that be acceptable? I just don't know how I would go about getting shit into a ziplock bag...it seems messy.
>>2014475>>2014479Would dog shit be fine??
>>2014379 hereI bought a premium membership to geocaching.com and it looks like I have a lot of shitting to do...pic related
>>1981155How'd he try to hide his barrel such that it was so easily found?
>>2016086That's what I was wondering.
>>2000469Based as fuck
I'm sorry /out/ bros.I downloaded the geocaching app and was going to poop inside a geocache but then I started watching geocaching youtube videos.Soon that wasn't enough so I stopped larping and actually went outside and I now have 2 finds!What kind of shit should I leave in the geocache that will make people rage (besides poop)?....I was thinking one of those Donald Trump 2020 bills?
>>2018621Congrats dude, you actually found a fun hobby. Geocaches can lead you to some pretty cool obscure places. You can find something new about your home town, or be taken on an adventure through somewhere while traveling that you may never discover on your own.The faggots in this thread are just larping spergs, and they're too lazy/scared to actually take a shit in someones geocache. These people write things for attention, because the anonymous level playing keeps people from knowing how physically and mentally repulsive they are.One or two people may go shit in a plastic box because of this thread or out of spite, but by shitting in someones plastic box and trying to ruin their fun, they're just projecting their own boring insecurity.A true /out/doorsman that didn't like geocaches would simply just remove the cache. Get fucked box poopers
>>2018808This post makes me want to poop in one of those boxes the next time I see one.
Ok guys. I'm getting geocaching pathtags made. Pathtags are little coins with pictures on them and they are calling cards that you leave in geocaches.I want my pathtags to be /out/ related...what picture and text should I put on it??? I was thinking some kind of pepe with "/out/ " or "professional larper".What ideas do you guys have?Pic related...its a pathtag blueprint.
>>2018808who pooped in your box?
I enjoy geocaching and I'm going on holiday next week, I plan on doing some when I'm away! Looking forward to it
>>2019392Awesome! I just ordered some pathtags and I'm going to leave them in geocaches I find.Pic related....its the picture I put on the pathtag
>>2020568Not gonna leave them in poop anon. Pathtags are used like calling cards. Bought 200 of these little fuckers....hopefully they turn out well!
>>2007197Should be “shite the good shite”
>>2014350Bring laxatives and eat heavy
Yall are mean. :(Geocaching is fun.
>>2019631Update! The pathtag has been sent off to production. I should get it back in 4-6 weeks.Pic related...its the blueprint of the pathtag.
>>2023714How many times todo I have to spell it out for you dumb graphic designers. The bear does not look like a bear without a black dot for a nose.
>>2023831The original design had a black nose but since this design is going on a small coin sized object, that detail was too fine....all the yellow lines are places where raised metal will be (the metal has a gold finish)
>>1979518/out/ is truly not dead
>>2002093I like this meme
I want to set up a box with a false bottom housing a camera and cell setup, like the cell enabled trail cams, and a resevoir for high power pepper spray. Then I want to encourage people to poop in it. I will wait for a notification on my phone and then watch in glorious living color and I fry one of your poop chutes.
>>2024883you'll need a serious delay on thatno one opens a geocache and poops without even looking
>>2024891we can engineer this. I want to be able to give back to /out/ one day.
>>1980085Yeah okay bullshit LARP. Geocaches aren't buried, so no one would dig for one even if you did put your dildo in it.
>>2024891butthole recognition algorithms
>>2024883You are on the wrong side of history
Wow the mods made a mess of this thread.We need to make a new one
>>1979442Poop in them
box not full of poop?Fill it with poop using this one simple trivk
>>2024957Such an engineer would need testers.Im an experienced pooping veteran and have been pooping since childhood