It's annoying me that NA is blocked off from having Monkeys due to the Mexican desert. I'm going to use some of my Crypto gains (probs about 30-50k) to buy a bunch of Mexican monkeys and release them somewhere in the south of the US.What is the best location? I was thinking the place they would most likely survive would be the Ocala National Forest, but I want to make it seem like they made it across by themselves, so somewhere in Texas like the San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge.
There are monkeys in Floridahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-a6FQ9rZ4
>>1973506>OP (gay) uses money to knowingly fuck up environment by knowingly adding an invasive species>Will probably be outed, arrested and fined>Government will make campaign to slaughter/capture every monkey, could go on forever>People (especially in south) will just shoot the fuckers once they start roaming onto their property>OP knows this will happen and doesn't actually care about the monkeysYou are a plague on this earth.
>>1973506There already are feral monkeys in Florida.
>>1973506It’s obvious this is just another dumbass larping nonsense thread, but in reality monkeys would be an incredibly easy animal to extirpate out of an area because of their low birth rate and size.
>>1973700That is the north american pavement ape. They are related to monkeys, but not true monkeys. When encountered on their own they are not very bright and not a threat. But if you get surrounded by a pack of them they can become quite violent.
Get some Japanese snow monkeys. They're good with cold weather, so they'd be able to survive in most of North America, including the interior of Canada where there aren't any other primates to compete with.
>>1973543Sounds based to me
>>1973735red monki is based
apparently there are monkeys around the Ichetucknee
>>1973525I have to say imo that fits Florida.Not OP btw.
>>1973735Stone In Focus
>>1973544This. Literally had a protonigger jump out of the bed of the Ford I was test driving down in Florida City and bail into a tree. Theres a whole island of them somewhere where they shot a Tarzan movie. Been inbreeding and fucking around down there ever since.
>>1973506There are already some in Florida. Ocala would be a good idea.
i will murder every fucking one i see with the utmost cruelty.
>>1973506you can find em in center of every american city
US already has too many mexican monkeys
>>1973506Bro how easy is it to make cash trading crypto... I want to dabble but gambling makes me anxious
You can do it in my back yard buddy
put me in the screenshot
>>1973506Detroit is full of them, OP
>>1973525>>1973544>>1974042definitely in florida, but somewhere the colony can grow before they engage in warfare with the other feral monkeys. don't forget to give your monkeys steroids and meth
>>1973506Florida already has reese's macaques and skunk ape, we're full
>>1973506nyc brooklin, LA city, USA
>>1973735>They're good with cold weather, so they'd be able to survive in most of North America, including the interior of Canada where there aren't any other primates to compete with.Wrong. They can only survive up north in Japan because they heat themselves up in the hot springs. Their highest population densities are actually in central or southern Japan where there's a subtropical climate. A hundred or so Japanese macaques were actually introduced to Texas like fifty years ago and they're doing pretty well today. Their population increased to around six hundred.As for you OP, the most numerous monkeys in Mexico (according to iNaturalist) are Black-handed spider monkeys and Guatemalan black howlers. They live on the Yucatan peninsula that points at Florida so you could probably introduce them to Florida and make it seem like they rafted there naturally. In Florida there are already rhesus macaques (Asia), squirrel monkeys (south America), and green monkeys (Africa).Of course this is assuming this isn't all a big larp shitpost, but I was always interested in introduced species that don't really mess up the environment.
>can't even sustain the animal populations we have presently>let's bring in moreWwwwwwwwwwwhy?
>>1973506Saffer hereIf you can get baboons they'd probably be able to survive in California, possibly New Mexico, Texas and the gulf coast too. We have vervet monkeys in most of the country except the harshest desert regions and I've personally seen some in semi desert regions hanging out in the dry stream beds where there are more trees. They live in places that can get down to -10 deg C in winter so they would probably survive in most of California, Texas, the lowlands of Arizona and New Mexico if there is food available, and definitely Florida and the gulf coast
>>1973506you have niggers why would you want more monekys in your country.
>>1975153>>1974757>>1975256>>1975787>>1976804Fuck all of you, do you know how unwelcomed these posts make BIPOC feel on this board? If we want to increase the diversity of /out/, yall need to do better.
>>1976864Keep your faggot nigger shit to yourself.
>>1976868Holy shit, can you just stop being racist for one second you fucking autist. This is an outdoors board, you want to be a wignat faggot, here's the containment board.>>>/pol/
>>1976870Fuck off and dilate somewhere else.
>>1976870you are not in the right place
>>1976978Im not a tranny
>>1976864>falling for EZbaitThere is not a single person who seriously uses the term "BIPOC" is on this entire website.
>>1976868>>1976978>>1977334congrats, you took the bait
>>1976870Nigger nigger nigger
>>1976864*nods*+1 this./out/ needs to do more to amplify Black voices.
>>1976864>>1978467I dont have anything wrong with black people or mexicans as long as they havent totally subscribed to urban inner city culture, aka if theyre not ghetto. But anybody who uses the term BIPOC can fuck right off into the sun. florida monkeys have some virulent deadly form of herpes so if youre gonna spread that population (which would be easier than importing them from africa/asia/cen america) watch out for that OP
>>1973525they also have herpes
>import baboons to temperate grassy hills of Southern California>let them breed in their sanctuary for a few generations>guide them to the outskirts of a rural SoCal town >baboons raid town, continue to breed in the hills >become unstoppable invasive species because none of the pussies in SoCal have guns, by the time they spread it’s too late >country has to unite against the baboon menace This has been my dream for years. I hope to one day own enough land where this is feasible. If you think this can’t happen, look at Cape Town: https://youtu.be/cph0D7Vdjp4
>>1973506Op please hear me out. Instead of introducing monkeys how about you introduce camels into the us. They used to live in the us but now all the wild ones are extinct this only happend due to the low population size, but you could bring them back. Wild camels could roam in texas within the next 10 years if you tired. I hope you consider this option and good luck!
>>1983376Why bother with camels when we can finish what Teddy Roosevelt started? import hippos to the south and watch the fireworks.
>>1973506Absolutely based, but I thought you already had monkeys in the US?
>>1983822already exist in Columbia thanks to our favorite drug lord zoo but also a good idea.