i am disillusioned with modern society and cant get a gf or a degree or a job. i took the tedpill and want to withdraw from society and live in the woods. where should i live? what do i need to do to be prepared for living independently? any resources?
how many times must me have this thread fuck
>>1803020The only way to achieve your goal, OP
>>1803022just hide it? sorry i bumped your shitty page 10 thread off the catalog. do you have autism anon?
>>1803020Get outta here, poser
>>1803031We have threads like this from your fellow underageb& larpers every day, it's basically spam. Do your own research, retard.
>>1803044ok? idrc. if you dont like it you can hide it. what do you want me to do about it and why do you think i would listen to you?
>>1803050dirty dumb newfag scum doesn't care about board quality because he only browses /pol/
>>1803020Uncle Ted was receiving money from his mother and brother so he wouldn’t starve to death. He was also a literal genius.You’re some dumb shot who can’t handle 2 years of college or get any kind of job, so you won’t be able to buy land in the first place. And since you’ve already failed at the very basics of life what makes you think you could do something like be an off-grid farmer?Your best bet is to live in a trailer park and work at the local Walmart.
>>1803020>what do i need to do to be prepared for living independently?skills and money, the same things you need to get by in society
>>1803050When you first show up to a board, you don't start a thread, you lurkIf I, a /g/ newb, went to /g/ now and started a thread asking what type of phone to buy, I'd expect to get flamedOne of the reasons /out/ is a good board is because we don't take kindly to strangers shitting up our space
>>1803020>i took the tedpill and want to withdraw from society and live in the woods>can't get a gf or a degree or a jobTed managed to get 2/3 of those.
>>1803061>>1803161seething. if it bothers you this much just hide it. i cant imagine somebody getting this mad over something so trivial lmfao
>>1803161>out is a good board Wew
>>1803020Are you american, russian, canadian? just pack your shit, hitchhike as far as you can and then hike your way into the remotest place you can find. set up some basic shelter and try to get by. It's as simple as that.
>>1803277People who can't be assed to be stewards of their own posts shouldn't be entrusted with stewardship of land and nature. OP is probably a litterer.>If the trash I dump all over the woods bothers you so much just move
>>1803020Ted tried to run from it, the world came for him, and he did what he had to do. No one can run from modernity, it must be defeated or it defeats you.
>>1803020>i don't liek grills so i will:1) move away2) shoot at them 3) lift weights 4) be gay5) make a blog/podcast
"i don't know how to live on my won but ted didn't get pussy either" yikes
>stacy susckalot won't fuck him >now anon has decided those grapes are sour anyway and he wants to fuck a tree instead>patheticnarrated by David Attenborough
>>1803020Just because you are imperfectly suited for the world as it is, does not therefore mean you must be perfectly suited for the world as it ought to be.
>cant get degree Ted had a Doctorate in mathematics>cant get a jobTed was a professor who taught geometry and calculus>what do i need to do omg i'm so fucking helplessted build his own cabin and used minimal outside help to live off the landdiagnosis : the Big Gay Dumb
>>1803020No great man lives in a cabin in the woods, it is the refuge of powerless cowards.The solution to modernity is to ride the tiger until it is exhausted and can be slain. if you have internalized your convictions are aren't a larping reprobate, you won't be corrupted by the abyss. In practical terms, it means you act like a sociopath and exploit whatever you can, while remaining fully detached from this material realm to the point of derealization. As someone who is totally powerless and lacks any real capital (social or monetary) I recommended your first step to be joining the NEET Negative club The premise is simple: be as much of a net drain on taxes as humanly possible, take out WAY more than you put in (preferably none at all). SSI and/or SSDI with huge backpay checks (mine was a $17,000 lump sum because I went through appeals and hearings for a year and a half), opting for checks and paper statements in the mail instead of direct deposit and digital, Medicaid, Medicare, regular primary care physician checkups, get yourself referred to specialists and screened for every ailment known to man, medication you could probably manage without like Linzess, getting all your old fillings replaced, SNAP, rental assistance, Lifeline, the works. If you try hard enough and take advantage of all benefits you're entitled to, you can be seven figures of dead weight by 30.
>>1803020society will inevitably catch up to you. it's one thing if you want to be more self-sufficient but if you want to escape society altogether you might as well sign up for astronaut school and start liking tang because space is the only place you're not going to run into people.
>>1803087>Your best bet is to live in a trailer park and work at the local Walmart.Second best bet
>>1803466This guy gets it
If you can't handle cushy modern life you certainly can't handle living in the woods
>>1803020little millenial shit cant even grow 2-3 tomatoes, doesnt understand the basics of protecting the plants from bugs and animals, doesnt know what heirloom and hybrid is, but hes goonna "live off the grid guys!" hes ready!Then pack your tent and go spend 3 days in the woods you piece of shit. You dont even have to do anything. Just bring canned food, water and even your laptop. Just try to stay there 3 days and not return like a bitch.You wont even manage that.
>>1803764furthermore, id love to see your candy ass without chocolate/soda/pizza for 3 days. Or without being able to browse 4chan. And having 50 zits from mosquitoes on the first night.SWEETY just stay in college and get an art degree.if anything i should encourage you that you can do it, so that you can spend all your money and fail and be a wagecuck to pay the loans.
>>1803020every fucking day i have to read your millenial shit from cucks like you, at age 22, they want to own a lamborghini, they want to be rich, oh now they want to live off the grid.and they want to have it all at age 22 without any skills or labour.Yea let me just write you a fucking guide and you give up on the first line.
>>1803773like you know enough to actually write a whole guide, larper
>>1803020>dat foreheadMust be Mongolanthropus.
>>1803787>>1803819i have a guerilla garden on 2 locations that i have been taking care of for 5 months now.And i have heirloom seeds.And i have been identifying different bugs that go on them.kiss my ass dreamer.
>>1803829>"i have a guerilla garden">not your own garden or land>"i bought seeds from home depot and identify bugs using the internet">calling others "dreamers"holy asperger's, batman
>>1803832correction, i bought sprouted strawberries and tomatoes from a guy on the market that has his own heirloom seeds and grows stuff from them.The stuff i have is 15y old tomato breeds that can produce new fertile seeds.Calling me aspergers doesnt change that you are a useless millenial and i actually do shit.
>>1803840>buys sprouted vegetables to even have a chance>projecting "millenial" bullshit onto other people>obviously a millenial themselvesi grow my own marijuana and have for 5 years. i also own my own property, 3 acres of woodland in the cascade range. projecting your own millenial bullshit onto everyone else won't change you being a failure.
>>1803461Third statement is wrong though
>>1803870definitely an interesting proposal. why shouldnt you be a maximum drain on the resources. the system is designed to drain you itself.>>1803843own your own property with 3 acres of woodland eh? Is that why you are making a thread about living off grid? If you really owned that property you would already be living "off-the-grid".And after 5 years if the only thing you did with it was grow marijuana, it just shows what a milenial useless shit you are.Wheres the FBI to raid you when i need them to.
>>1803840Whoa, looks like we've got a badass here
>>1803466>don't run into the woods. That's what cowards do!>instead train yourself to be dependent on the state and unless, while simultaneously imagining yourself as a bastion of masculine and traditional values. That's what hero's do!Accelerationism is a cope. At least running into the woods you will cultivate yourself. Neither of these options will make you a "hero" though.
>>1803020>no gfAre you cute?
>>1803968Not OP, but I’m a 5’2ft autistic manlet? Is that ok
>>1803829Don't get on a power trip, bulgarian anon.
>>1803995but assholes like him start to piss me off.everyday its another new zoomer getting ready to go "off grid" without even a fucking RV or some land, let alone canned food.
This thread sucks but you need to calm down retard>>1803764>>1803770>>1803773
>>1803873he's obviously not OP
>>1803020Unironically get a job and work up from there
>>1803770>50 zits from mosquitoes on the first night.I’ve never heard anyone refer to mosquito bites as “zits.” What did you mean by this?
Ok OP, looks like you have enough people sitting down your throat in this thread to discourage you from giving this a go but I will chip in my own perspective for you.If you are struggling to succeed in the modern world there is a good chance that you would not succeed in the wild. Our ancestors were way smarter, stronger, and hard working than we will ever be. Living in the wild is fucking hard, I have no idea why it seems like an easy alternative for all of our lazy fuckups, but it's not.Alternatively it might be exactly what you need. There are a lot of reasons why people can struggle with and fail at society, and maybe what you need is the straight forward honest of living in the woods, or the fire under your ass that is a life or death commitment to being self sufficient.All of us SHOULD live independently and in nature but very few do. There are reasons for that beyond just being discouraged by the ZOG. If you are even remotely serious about it, which I highly fucking doubt, I would recommend starting out basically treating life in society as a base camp. Find somewhere in the woods that you repeatedly go to every weekend. Same place. Start a guerilla garden there. Start practicing how to build and forage and read the land etc. Eventually when you start to get the hang of it you can CONSIDER stepping it up to the next level. So for now you still need to get your incompetent and lazy ass up and get a job.This is all hypothetical though because you won't do anything like this. You're just looking to feel better about yourself by thinking about ambitious things you MIGHT do. That ok Op, we've all been there. Having said that don't shit boards up with those impotent fantasies.
>>1804803What this anon said is correct and exactly what im doing.Listen OP, im the guy from yesterday that roasted you in 5 posts and I insulted you mercilessly. Im sorry.People that enjoy nature and actually are very little these days. One day you might be protecting the forest, helping animals in need and planting trees. So I shouldnt have discouraged you. Its a very bad thing i did. If anything you should take it as a challenge. I dont want to put down someone who can become a forest dweller tomorrow and help animals in need and nature it self.I'm almost like you. I started going to climb hills every saturday. I made a small guerilla garden on 2 locations. Some strawberries, tomatoes, cucumber, pepers.I got a new tent but havent even used it yet. Havent even spent 1 night in the forest.let me continue....
>>1803020so, if you dont own your own remote parcel, you simply find a remote location on some hill, AWAY from paths, like a 20 minutes climb, where others will never go. It will take some time but you will discover it.Make this primary spot for your weekend chills. Work on a small guerilla garden. Find farmers to buy HEIRLOOM seeds, make sure you dont get scammed. You need heirloom seeds that can grow new stuff from the seeds, not that GMO hybrid shit in every store.If you have a tent or an umbrella, learn to set it up. Practice cooking eggs on a pan, on fire/wood/alcohool stove. Make it your ZEN place. Do what you want to do. The goal is to spend a few hours each week there. Read books....use your laptop/phone, enjoy a meal, stack some rocks, tend the garden.You will gain pleasure from trying new things. We are all in this together. We are all addicted to constant internet and youtube videos. Listen to some podcasts if it puts you at easy.
>>1804921No body said that you should just pack all your shit and go live like a hermit RIGHT AWAy.You obviously need to start practicing and learning what works.We are all doing the same thing too.Even if you go only on the weekends and spend 1 night in a tent, its stiill a better life then the city KEK life.Maybe in time you will start taking whole weeks off for vacationing there.Maybe in time you will spend 1-2 months between jobs there and start livign a half life.keep us posted on how is it going?
>>1803020In the south you can get undeveloped forested lots for like less than $100 per acre; keep in mind hooking up utilities and all that will be pretty expensive so throw another few thousand in at least. >i am disillusioned with modern society and cant get a gf or a degree or a jobHow old are you? Give it a few years and you'll probably be able to fix all of that. Don't have to give up so quick> i took the tedpill and want to withdraw from society and live in the woodsThe Unabomber was a literal retard (I don't care what his iq was) who depended on mommy to survive in his cuck shed. He makes some good points in his writing but most of it's just nonsense.
>>1803698I miss his videos lads.
>>1803020>and live in the woods.Wilds are fucked up by civilization, all the good spots are secured, so you're not going to avoid feds.At most you can try some nomadic lifestyle combined with using cities as way to get some actual amount of food.Don't expect to get a girlfriend.
>>1803020You're just a lazy retard, doesnt matter where you go.>Stop jerking everyday>Work out daily>Learn a trade>Get any job in the outskirts in the meantime>Move to a rural place>Do trade as a job>Keep working out>Surround yourself with people you look up to or likeEZ
>>1803466How did you manage to get free government gibs? I am a NEET but I live from savings and they are running out
>>1805090So do I son, so do I
>>1803020>Can't get a job>can't get a degree>Can't get a gf>Thinks he can live innawoods.Go back, faggot.
Are you in Northern Kentucky by chance? If so I think I can be of some assistance.
>>1807882This, post your info OP if youre in North Florida I will happily skullfuck you for making such a shitty, low quality post. This garbage makes the people who actually put in work look like retards
>>1803020You will want somewhere you can grow food easily.In practice this will be impossible because property taxes on prime farmland will drain your money.Really the only way you can go off grid is to use and abuse your fellow man by becoming what the system wants from you. You will need to make money, so much money that fuckups like us will likely be too old and weak by the time we have that money.You should know that the future of every man has been taken from them, and you are far far from alone.Long ago the land of my home was covered in swamps. These were of course drained and put into production. The work of thousands of hands have gone into making my home an agricultural paradise. Farmers here have some of the highest yields thanks to the work of all those people.Now, farmers try and sell falling down houses on 200 acres for upwards of 3 million. Of course most farms here are upwards of 1000 acres, and can be operated by 1 dedicated man.Every working man from the canals of old to the field of today die poor. Unless you're prepared to do the same you will have to work harder than you can right now.
>>1803829Are you really going to claim that you growing two shitty tomatoes for five months as a homeless man qualifies you as a guru of /out/?>t. deluded
>>1803020By 40 acres and create a primitivist commune.
>>1803161GIVE THE URL
>>1803907>Accelerationism is a cope.nonsensical statementif you refuse to engage in illegal acts to hasten the demise of the technoindustrial system, your only other options are to-opt out entirely and remove yourself from the system (less possible with each passing second)-work within the legal frameworks of the technoindustrial system to add stressors to the technoindustrial system to move it further towards collapse-a mixed approach of the former 2-fully submit -fully submit but secretly feel superior because at least you are aware of your submission like a good little "rebel"the real cope is the last one. the grotesque apathy that it takes to willfully accept dehumanization on the scale that the modern world dictates is appalling to anyone with a shred of dignity
>>1804947>most of it's just nonsense.cite some of the nonsense. or just any of it. a single example. they're numbered specifically for people like you to shit-talk them.
>>1804947>less than 100 an acre Bullshit, you can get land cheap but not that cheap(US)
>>1803020Start driving towards Mexico, stop and burn your car, hitch hike to California, walk up to Washington state, fuck some old dude for a couple weeks, then walk up to Alaska, eat poisonous plants after waisting a shit ton of meat, and finally shit yourself to death.
>>1808822Forested plot? Yes, you absolutely can buy it that cheap in several areas.
>>1808810>cite some of the nonsense. or just any of it. a single example.NoHe's a gay and so are you :)
>>1809174Less than $100/acre? I require proofs. Forested us land in cheap states(i.e. arkansas/wv/etc) as far as ive ever seen runs around $1000/acre. With some looking you can find $500/acre, but $100/acre seems ridiculous unless your family is selling it to you for pennies
>>1808808>N-no! I'm not being lazy, selfish piece of shit! I'm contributing to the demise of the system! When the collapse happens I will rise from the ashes and become the post-appocalyptic Chad I have always envisioned myself as!Sitting on your ass and living on NEET bux, jerking off to anime all day doesn't make you some sort of subversive revolutionary. And its probably pretty ideal for (((((them)))))). You are drinking their poison and deluding yourself into thinking you're accomplishing something by it. K man. Keep riding those gibs.
>>1809249zero response to the content of the post lolI don't use gibs, but I certainly don't fault those who do. Why wouldn't they? >When the collapse happens I will rise from the ashes and become the post-appocalyptic Chad I have always envisioned myself as!this is a really bizarre straw man that I see a lot and I don't understand why it is continually conjured from thin air. is it projection? why do you do this with no provocation? why are you so fixated on this idea of masculinity?you also have that wacky "hello fellow /pol/ posters" echo thing going on which is even sillier, I would think anyone who believes that jews have disproportionate power in the current system would see the necessity of annihilating the structures of their control via revolution-focused stressors on those control structures
>>1809174Absolute retard tier nonsense... or maybe it’s bait. I can’t tell anymore.Even desert land in Wyoming is $1k an acre.
>>1803764Everyone in the fucking world can go camping for 3 days. You're retarded.
>>1803020If you want to really "take the tedpill" stop saying retarded shit like "tedpill" and at least achieve the very basic requirements to live in modern society. A life like our forebears lived is simpler but far more difficult. If you're unable to cope with the incredibly easy requirements of modern society, your shitty work ethic is going to kill you if you try to really "take the tedpill." Talk to girls more, work harder, and study harder.
>>1810720Not OP, but I for real needed this man.
>>1803315>compares online bullshit to irl stuff that has no real physical affect on you...
>>1810790>vs stuff that actually does
>>1803020We have this thread every day, but I am glad because it shows that more people are being tedpilled.
>>1803020Have zero outdoor skills. Go live in abandoned bus. Die as directed consequence of ignorance. Win admiration of brainless teen girls.
>>1803466>Dude fuck making what you want of your life, just be miserable! I read Evola btw, so I'm actually trad and redpilled!
I find modern life to be piss easy and boring. I have a masters degree in IT. Can I live in the woods or is that a zoomer fantasy? If I save money for a cabin and work remote until I no longer have to work is that also an unattainable zoomer fantasy?
>>1803020>i am disillusioned with modern societytranslation: I am total fucking loser and it is everyone's fault but mine
>>1807882Not OP, but I'm from central Kentucky and am interested in what you have to say.
>>1809220>>1809294>They don't know how to pay in cash and snoop classifieds for several monthsPathetic
Uncle Ted was based, but also cringe. He was subsidised and lived like a hobo, sperged out because he heard motorbikes now and then. He lived on his own in the middle of nowhere and hated interacting with people. What do you think he did all day? Fucking nothing.
>>1813649Like a neet in nature? Cool.
>>1803020just research research research. it's def not impossible. go ask that /lit/ user who built a shack in the woods for tips he has lived out there for a long time now.
>>1816154Stop bumping this retarded thread.
>>1816155Then why did you just bump it retard.
>>1816165because i'm retarded
>>1803455Le PrOfOuNd XDDDDD
>>1805801he literally just laid it out
>>1813649Not true. He was a huge reader. Moreover, what do you think your average citizen does with their time? Mindlessly consume. I will, however, admit that Linkola was better than Kaczynski.
>>1813649The Maine hermit is the true out hero he read all day and didn't contribute to industrial society like Ted did
>>1803709Biggest load of crap I read today but I have just started.
>>1809260>Sitting on your ass and living on NEET bux, jerking off to anime all day doesn't make you some sort of subversive revolutionary. And its probably pretty ideal for (((((them)))))). You are drinking their poison and deluding yourself into thinking you're accomplishing something by it. Like anon said this is you when you take the tedpill. >Why are you so fixated on this idea of masculinity? As if larpers like you weren’t already, get a girlfriend and you will be less vindictive. >I would think anyone who believes that jews have disproportionate power in the current system would see the necessity of annihilating the structures of their control via revolution-focused stressors on those control structures This is the ultimate LARP, imagine thinking anyone will care if you become a lazy neet or a troglodyte Have fun jacking off on a tree stump anon
>>1817803again, zero response to the content of the post, just more "YOU NOT MANLY LIKE ME LOL" posturingonce again,>I don't use gibs, but I certainly don't fault those who do. Why wouldn't they?has yet to be addressed. >imagine thinking anyone will care if you become a lazy neet or a troglodytethat you would even bother to make this comment shows that you have zero idea what is being discussed lmao