"Sir, can I see your license and registration?"
>>27023485IDK, how good is your eyesight?
>>27023485>I don't know officer, CAN you?
>>27023485YOUR LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME AS I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
I was not driving, I was travelling.Check mate.
>>27023485>quickly unbuckle seatbelt and scurry into back seat as soon as I'm pulled over>officer walks up to unoccupied drivers door>"Huh, I guess nobody was driving this car.">officer leaves>climb back into driver seat after he leaves>drive off>not today piggy
>>27023485>Excuse me, I am white
>>27023552>oh my bad, sir. your window tint made you look a few shades darker. have a good day
>>27023485>Sir, can I see your license and registration?"spills spaghetti everywhere
>>27023605Same.*fumbles for the registration*>"sir, I'd like you to step out of the car"
is there an officer problem
>>27023485>no proof of insurance
>>27023485>Actually...umm no... umm you cant....b..b..because Im a slitherin citi... I mean sovereign citizen...and because I know my rights... a-and youre not allowed to pull me over because its in the constitution...and Im whats called a traveller...a traveller that wants to talk to your supervisor... cuz you arent allowed to stop me becau...Get the fuck out the car
>>27023504this, except im black
>>27023485>whips it out
>>27023485My window will be cracked just enough to be able to pass along documents.I will not answer any leading questions, I will not answer questions regarding where I'm coming from, where I'm going or what I am doing.Keep it courteous but let them know I'm not one to play with.
>>27024234Based. Police aren't your friend.
>waves hand in front of officerI was not speeding and there is nothing wrong with my car.
>>27024234You're exactly the type they like to play with.
>>27024275So you're admitting that they abuse their power? Glad we're on the same page!
>>27024279Yeah we were on the same page, but look at you. You're downright annoying, to more people than just cops. I bet a lot of people fuck with you.
>>27023485Sure, here you go.
>>27023531>>27023947I’ll never understand these morons. Do they think the cop is just going to admit defeat and send them on their way because they disregarded all state laws and cited some obscure line in the constitution? https://youtu.be/1ZMICi--Mk4?si=vLZOhvPKBzQP4xh_
>>27024296How exactly am I being annoying? I'm being completely cooperative while still retaining MY RIGHTS and not giving them an inch.Annoying would be sovereign citizen type people.
legally you aren't required to tell them anything but your name, DOB, and home address
>>27023485I'm a white guy driving a pickup with a blue lives matter flag on the back and I live in Texas. I don't get pulled over even when I'm 20 over the limit in a school zone with kids present.
>>27024312it's the logical conclusion of cuckservatism>acktually my interpretation of the constitution is the correct one so you can't do X to me because of some ink on a piece of parchment.
dickhead father riding shotgun told the pig there was a gun in the car and they called for backup, 4 cars showed up over this 1 cop misread our tag as missouri and it came back to nothing.them faggots had 3 guys with pistols drawn on us for 15 minutes because they cant fucking read
>>27023485>uh okSir, this title is not in your name, nor the name of the seller on this bill of sale written in marker on a goddamn napkin. And where is your insurance>was gonna get some, but they won't take my callsJesus, you know what, just fuck off out of my county>tfw this actually happened to me
>>27023485>yeah man here you gowhy do you retards make it out to be this impossible task to accomplish?
>>27023485>*Pulls out phone and starts recording*>Let's start with your name and badge number first.>Ok, is your body cam on?>Now, am I being detained?>If no: Cool, kick rocks. You're dismissed.>Do a 360 and peel out of there>If yes: Keep window rolled up with just a crack>What crime are you investigating?>If legit: Hold license and registration against glassKnow your rights. Hold your public servants accountable and don't let them step on you.
>>27024459The majority of police officers would be moderate conservatives. The sovereign citizen takes it to the extreme. It’s like the left wing equivalent of a democuck who wants total government control over every aspect of their life.
>>27024581Right wing equivalent **
>>27023485>mississippi queen intensifies
Why do Americans have to carry around proof of insurance and registration? Shouldn't the cop be able to look that up themselves?
>>27024592Boomers truly are scum
>>27024643>get pulled over without liscense>identify myself correctly>they try to detain me for not identifying myself>???>im listed in their system as a black girl>they admit fault>this exact same shit happens again 4 years later, thry didnt change itthey have all this shit on file but its ass backwards
>>27024677>traveling without IDGeez, as long as you don't also get upset when illegals do it too I guess
"Yo hold the blunt while I reach for it, if you don't mind officer."
>>27024683You are truly a retarded nigger
>>27023485yeah let me just dig it up, probably under all these beer cans somewhere
>>27024700I have my ID on me when I drive, as required by law. If anyone here is retarded and/or black, it is you nigger.
>>27024683>travelingim driving 6 miles to a fucking tractor.
>>27024592Damn they don't even need to say "i smell marijuana" any more.
>>27024643I have only ever been asked for my registration papers when trying to get onto army posts. They seem to be the only people who actually care. Cops have only asked me for my license and insurance. They ask you for your insurance because even though you give them the information when you register the vehicle, you could have had your policy cancelled at any time between that and the cops pulling you over. They can look up the registration information directly from your plate number, and after that they can match the description of the vehicle to what they are looking at, or they can run the VIN if they are suspicious. I think the "license and registration, please" is mostly from old tv shows, or maybe because tv is mostly made in one of two states that are notorious for red tape and punitive fines.
>>27024643>>27025033Cops only ask for proof of insurance if you look like trash.
>>27024713It's the fact that you compared someone with legal permission to be in a country to an undocumented alien that makes me thing you're a retarded nigger.Learn to make comparable examples.Nigger retard.
>>27025135>someone with legal permission to be in a countryProve it, minorities-r-us
>>27025201>"here's my name, address, date of birth" Done. Stupid nigger, we have something called a database. Please kill yourself you dumb ape bastard.
>>27024304>wasting a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away
>>27024459You're confusing legalism with cuckservatism.Of course when the cops but 48 in your center of mass they cite ink on paper too.
>>27025218Also how Biden won the last election
>>27025287I agree, but that has nothing to do with a traffic stop, so again you keep being a retarded nigger and comparing things that have no relation to one another. Damn your retarded nigger, keep digging that grave.
>>27025371show your id or get deported back to your shithole
Is there a step by step guide on how to make a car ied
>>27024296You're mom fucks with me, if you know what I mean
>>27024643Recently in Texas they started doing that where you just sign something to allow them to lookup your insurance. But before you had to have it on you, although if your slip was expired they didn't care if you weren't being an ass. >verification XORAR
>>27023537I can't believe those people exist.
>license plate is a combination of 0s and Os
My truck has had expired registration and tags for 2 years. I drive in the suburbs, freeways and onto military bases. Never been pulled over. I'd renew my registration but I can't because I have an EVAP leak code P0456 check engine light which causes me to fail DEQ. So I stopped caring.
>>27026143its like people think if their brightly colored uncommon car is going to be hard to look up in the system when it automatically wildcards certain lettersthis isn't 1995 anymore
>>27026175You jinxed yourself by posting here and will now be pulled over within the next few weeks
>>27026183it's a gold Prius. good luck pig
>>27026191how many gold prius are there?how many have a plate with ooooooo or some variation in whatever state?probably only 1
>>27026207Literally not my problem. Go type it into the computer like the wageslave you are
>>27026216Theres some crazy strawman stuff going on here... I am not a copI am just saying your silly plate isnt doing anything but making it objectively easier to look up in a computer when someone callsa random plate is a lot harder for someone to remember
>>27026223Not my problem bootlicker
>>27026233Christ my guyHow is informing people that something they think stops the police from finding them actually making it easier boot licking?
>>27026328It's not about hiding from police you retard. It's only about inconveniencing them while they're inconveniencing you with a traffic stop.
>>27026184I'll be ok
>"you want it pig, take it then!"so then I started blasting
>how to make your life harder for yourself, for no gain whatsoever: the threadbuncha shitskins and retards ITTI hate the govt like you wouldn't believe, but having any kind of stand up confrontation is retarded beyond belief
>>27026337you sure are confusing the hell out of the LPR mounted to the police car bud, really inconvenient for the officer who has to do fucking nothing since it auto-fills the plate.
>>27026337>It's only about inconveniencing themthey get paid by the hour you fucking moron
>>27026485You act as if the LPR is foolproof. Integers that appear to repeat but are actually different characters is the number one reason they produce inaccurate readings, which again, is the entire point of this >>27026143 you fucking bootlicking bitch
using fake plates is helpful when you're slinging coke or selling guns with the serial numbers filed off and you don't want the pigs to get onto your game and find out what you got in the trunk
>BOO WOP DE MUP DOO BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA>Reach for glovebox, cupholders and belt in quick succession
>>27026595Black or brown hands typed this post.
>>27026479Just say you're a weak cuck that bends to the wills and demands of other people on a whim
>>27023485>howdy officer>hwat's the make'n model of this vee-hicle?>Pontiac Firebird, why?>whelp, thuh plates on this'ere vee-hicle come back to a Ford Tawrus>that's weird, they match my registration>oh, uh, can I see thayutWorst part was, this wasn't even a cop kind of cop, it was the fuckin DNR.
>>27026864>DNRdo not resuscitate? there's one way to make that certain
>>27026160broski, you need to use e926.net for sfw stuff. the link made me think it was porn for a second.
>>27023485I've gotten 2 tickets for 20mph over in a 60 zone recently.got ticket Layers about to bail me out.I know it's unethical.but my insurance would go up $50 ish a month for 2 yrs+ if I admitted fault.
>>27028550but how much is the lawyer
>it's a "woman cop approaches your parked car for literally no reason other than to flaunt that she's a cop" episode>visible disgust on the 2nd cop's face (male)
>>27024581The majority of police officers are liberal faggots. They're all unionized and the unions all support the libs despite many lib policies being anti-union. I've been pulled over by a state trooper and been given an equipment warning to remove a political bumper sticker from my rear window because it was for an anti-union governor - the cop claimed it was "obstructing the mirror" but in my state if you have two outside mirrors you don't even need a center rear view mirror.
>>27027721Game Wardens, basically. They axt like State Troopers but they randomly teleport behind you no matter where you are.>SIR WHOSE PICKUP TRUCK IS THAT>...it's mine>NO THAT BLUE ONE UP ON THE HILL>...is mine>so there ain't nobody in the woods south of here?>well gosh I'd hope not, I've been target shooting that direction>WHERE'S YOUR WEAPON!?>...in my truck>and where is your truck?>...it's the blue Chevy, over there
>>27028550>got ticket Layers about to bail me out.How did they bail you out?Might be worth it if it's easy just to screw aggrrssive road pirates out of their plundering and quotas.
>>27024488I hope you took his advice and went back to mexico
>>27029404I ain't paying those money sucking insurance Jews $300 bucks a month for the "privilege" of driving my ancient coupe to work. Fuck off outta here.
>>27028582about $250, the cost of the ticket so it's still worth saving $1,000+ a year on premium increases >>27029153The chance the ticket it and then get it written off.
>>27023558This basically happened to me.> be tiny dude> have long hair> out for a drive in my old Del Sol> 3 cop cars pop out of nowhere and block me> 1 runs up gun drawn> "SHIT IT'S NOT HER!"> 2 other cars pull away> last cop says sorry we mistook you for an asian bitch that just kidnapped a kid as he runs back to his cruiser.
>>27026175you should be able to pass emissions by clearing the codes and waiting until the EVAP monitor is the only not-run monitor. if you keep your gas tank above 75% or below 25% the EVAP monitor should not run, so the other monitors can run.Most jurisdictions will allow you to pass with one unset monitor, as long as it's not the catalyst monitor.
>>27029642>kidnapped a kidLuckily they weren't looking for Chris Dorner
>>27029642>> out for a drive in my old Del SoVery based
>>27023485>stutter "I-i-think its in here!">panickedly reach around in the glovebox>start to pull out an oblong black obje->get shot in the head
>>27031347CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
>>27023485i give it to them then shut the fuck up. only dumbass motherfuckers start to talk. just SHUT THE FUCK UP