Is he a hero?
>>26660455>17 yo female driver20$ she was on the phone
these exist for a reason, also those ducks probably got ran over like 20 minutes later too
good morning I hate women
>>26660786love from khazakistan
>>26660463$100 she was making a tiktok
He was a retard. Imagine dying doing something so stupid and then having your family put rubber duckies out to memorialize you.
>>26660453>she reads the daily mail
>>26660463A girl hit someone else in Rocklin relatively recently doing the same shit.t. Live five minutes from OP
>>26660453Nah just a dumbass. Most waterfowl have barely any survival instincts, don't live long, and not worth saving. There's a reason they're a common prey animal.
>>26660453I remember encountering a bigass snake crossing the road during my driving class in high school. I swerved into the oncoming lane trying to avoid running it over. Instructor freaked out, started yelling and even slapped my hand before telling me fo NEVER SWERVE OR STOP FOR SMALL ANIMALS while driving, as it is dangerous to you and to other vehicles. This was 20 years ago and the only useful thing I learned in high school other than how to roll blunts.
>>26660453>casey>california>saving a fucking BIRDplebbitor had it coming. imagine his kids talking about this when they grow up. he risked it all for some fucking DUCKS LMAO.
How do you even hit someone in such an open area? You can see everything from a mile away, it's not like downtown, where pedestrians suddenly come out from behind parked cars.
>>26662953It was a 17 girl driving. It's a miracle more people weren't injured
>>26660453probably a legal adult that wanted to do some cool shit for shittok killed by a non-adult that was browsing shittok.Bonus points for the rubber duckies altar.Not even Huxley could have predicted this shit.
>>26660453He was, now he's an hero.
>>26660827>>26661563>>26662922>t. never had the makings of a varsity bird feeders
>>26660453>Is he a hero?An hero, maybe.People think their good intentions are an excuse for disobeying traffic laws where multi-ton machines traveling at speeds no animal in this world is capable of and think their good will is going to protect them from becoming one with the asphalt.Congrats, you exchanged your life for a few ducks. What you have in common is neither of you are smart enough to know to not be walking across the highway.
>>26660453no. just a cringy good doer.
>>26660453I hope the ducks get run over all but one anyway later, the family sued for damages, the man had a extremely painful death and the girl goes to prison for 20 years
>>26663032This. Why we allow teenagers to drive is beyond me.
>>26663820>and the girl goes to prison for 20 yearsgarunteed shell be able to keep her license
>>26663838>This. Why we allow teenagers to drive is beyond meanything else would be communist
>>26663820She won't even be charged due to female privilege.
>>26663875eh probably due privledge, -family can afford a car for 17 year old daughter, they can afford a lawyer for 17year old daughter-
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>>26660455>Californian Goblin runs into traffic>Gets hit by car leaving Gooky immigrant family to remain with citizenshipToo bad it didn't happen 12 years ago.
>>26663881How turd world do you have to be to think that driving at 17 is abnormal?
>>26663947normal for rich kids.20 years ago i went to a private (rich) highschool and damn near everyone had a carlocal public (not rich) highschool had maybe a 3rd as many kids driving and most were driving shitboxes I imagine 20years later its much more difficult for some kid to afford a used car with an afterschool job.
>>26663974kek when I was in high school pre-Obama, it was common for middle class kids to inherit their parents' old minivans, so the first guy to get his drivers license would taxi all his buddies around to the movies and shit. Good times.
>>26663838>t. retarded female who thinks everyone texts and drives like her
>>26664036t. retard who cant read
I don't think you should kill people in the road with your car, even if you have a green light.
>>26663974I went to school in the late 00s and was poor as fuck and we all drove. Had a Tercel, Cressida, Bonneville, XJ, and Escape all in my friends circle. You have to be like "no internet at home and only get a turn to bathe once a week" tier for driving as a teenager to not be a normal thing.
>>26660453He was an idiot. But I feel badly for him and his family. When you live in the country, you learn not to do stupid shit like that.
>waiting at red light>almost every driver in the passing intersecting traffic has a phone against their steering wheel or they're holding it up to glance at itapparently they feel no sense of danger being distracted while operating a two ton object. its normalized for them to do this.
>>26660786When did women become so horrible?
>>26660463$200 shes black and walks free of charges
>>26660827I'd rather my family memorialize me with something silly like that than with the usual flowers and crosses. It's funny in its own absurdity and does its job in that people will remember it a lot more than just another roadside cross.
>>26663785>traveling at speeds no animal in this world is capable ofheard you talking shit
It's funny how you can instantly spot the nonwhites ITT
>>26665011>if you’re white you’re dogmatically inclined to have the utmost care for ALL heckin animalino on the roaderino!the femoid brain everyone. fuck off and go get hit by a truck you absolutely retarded moralfag.
>if you’re white you’re dogmatically inclined to have the utmost care for ALL heckin animalino on the roaderino!
>>26660453No he's a dumb motherfucker. It's illegal to impede traffic for animals.
>>26665117Which is ironic when his wife eats cats and dogs.
>>26660453>my dad died in a war>my dad died of cancer>my dad died in burning building trying to save the people inside>my dad died playing in traffic trying to save ducks
>>26661503i lived in rocklin 20 years ago. there was nothing there but a big subdivision, a high school and a strip mall. everything else was just huge fields.
>>26665241>my dad died playing in traffic trying to save ducksWhiteoid moment, I have had these damn caucasoids hop in front of my car and risk their ass because of some cyoot animal.
>>26665263It's built up massively now and has a lot, but there are still fields and wetlands.
>>26664734A woman once took fruit from a snek and it was all downhill from there.
>>26660453Was a hero
>>26663947americans are so indoctrinated that they think driving while 17 is OK but sexual intercourse at that age is a grave crime, no to mention, god forbid, drinking alcohol
>>26667829No one thinks that retarded faggot, especially about sexThe drinking thing was forced on the states by the feds to curb drunk driving, most people drink before 21Retarded foreigners living in our colonies should keep their mouths shut, lest they reveal their foolishness
based man helping protect mother nature from mankind's machines that seek to plow them down without a thoughta real man protects and is close with natureif you disagree you are a soulless npc
>>26664004>it was common for middle class kids to inherit their parents' old minivans, so the first guy to get his drivers license would taxi all his buddies around to the movies and shitMinivans continue to be the objectively correct choice for a daily, people are just in deep denial about it. There's no excuse for it now that Toyota made one a hybrid. For its size the fuel economy is phenomenal.
>>26668019>our coloniesWhat are you talking about?
>>26660453more like an hero amirite
>>26668049I wouldn't want to drive one as a daily, but I would buy one if I had a lot of kids. I rented one a while back because it was the only thing Enterprise had, and it was comfy even though I'm not used to something with such a tall ride height. A minivan would probably be the only hybrid I'd ever buy since they are great for long road trips.
>>26667829>americans are so indoctrinated that they think driving while 17 is OKFucking hell, might as well switch thia from sex to driving and you have (You).
>>26668041Left snek should point with his tail.
>>26660827non white detected
>>26663937Ooo, the edge.
>>26660453>saved a few ducks that will probably get eaten by predators or hit by a car tomorrow anyway.>leaving kids without a farther for life.>Is he a hero?No.
>>26660453>driver won't face chargeswhen can we let the west fall, holy shit.I live within 20 miles of this, might drop by tomorrow....man
>>26670972>>driver won't face chargesWhy should anyone face charges for hitting a retard that jumped out in front of them playing in the street?
>>26660453F for the king
>>26660453Well he definitely gets a Darwin award
>>26665106rule 2, retard
>run into road>get hitAm I supposed to feel sorry or something?
>>26670991If he is "ushering" ducks across a 45mph road you should be able to see his ass, let alone the ducks that were there before.
>>26663937oh wow, a retard from /pol/ wandered over here