>>26660455
>17 yo female driver
20$ she was on the phone

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these exist for a reason, also those ducks probably got ran over like 20 minutes later too

>>26660453
absolutely, was

good morning I hate women

>>26660786
love from khazakistan

>>26660463
$100 she was making a tiktok

He was a retard. Imagine dying doing something so stupid and then having your family put rubber duckies out to memorialize you.

>>26660453
>she reads the daily mail

>>26660463
A girl hit someone else in Rocklin relatively recently doing the same shit.

t. Live five minutes from OP

>>26660453
Nah just a dumbass. Most waterfowl have barely any survival instincts, don't live long, and not worth saving.

There's a reason they're a common prey animal.

>>26660453
I remember encountering a bigass snake crossing the road during my driving class in high school. I swerved into the oncoming lane trying to avoid running it over. Instructor freaked out, started yelling and even slapped my hand before telling me fo NEVER SWERVE OR STOP FOR SMALL ANIMALS while driving, as it is dangerous to you and to other vehicles. This was 20 years ago and the only useful thing I learned in high school other than how to roll blunts.

>>26660827
Psalms 37:13-22

>>26660453
>casey
>california
>saving a fucking BIRD
plebbitor had it coming. imagine his kids talking about this when they grow up. he risked it all for some fucking DUCKS LMAO.

How do you even hit someone in such an open area? You can see everything from a mile away, it's not like downtown, where pedestrians suddenly come out from behind parked cars.

>>26662953
It was a 17 girl driving. It's a miracle more people weren't injured

>>26660453
probably a legal adult that wanted to do some cool shit for shittok killed by a non-adult that was browsing shittok.
Bonus points for the rubber duckies altar.
Not even Huxley could have predicted this shit.

>>26660453
He was, now he's an hero.

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>>26660827
>>26661563
>>26662922
>t. never had the makings of a varsity bird feeders

>>26660453
>Is he a hero?
An hero, maybe.

People think their good intentions are an excuse for disobeying traffic laws where multi-ton machines traveling at speeds no animal in this world is capable of and think their good will is going to protect them from becoming one with the asphalt.

Congrats, you exchanged your life for a few ducks. What you have in common is neither of you are smart enough to know to not be walking across the highway.

>>26660453
no. just a cringy good doer.

>>26660453
I hope the ducks get run over all but one anyway later, the family sued for damages, the man had a extremely painful death and the girl goes to prison for 20 years

>>26663032
This. Why we allow teenagers to drive is beyond me.

>>26663820
>and the girl goes to prison for 20 years
garunteed shell be able to keep her license

>>26663838
>This. Why we allow teenagers to drive is beyond me
anything else would be communist

>>26662922
BAVI, faggot.

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>>26663820
She won't even be charged due to female privilege.

>>26663875
eh probably due privledge, -family can afford a car for 17 year old daughter, they can afford a lawyer for 17year old daughter-

>>26662897
Ezekiel 23:20

>>26663863
>BAVI
>An amazingly sexy, masculine individual who can literally make people get up and dance with his brilliant DJ skills and also exudes the most desirable of traits. A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good looking. Although Bavi may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. In his own little way, he is perfect. He is the epitome of a true man.
>"I want me a Bavi"
>by AnyaBananya March 9, 2013
wtf thanks bro :DD

>>26660455
>Californian Goblin runs into traffic
>Gets hit by car leaving Gooky immigrant family to remain with citizenship
Too bad it didn't happen 12 years ago.

>>26663881
How turd world do you have to be to think that driving at 17 is abnormal?

>>26663947
normal for rich kids.
20 years ago i went to a private (rich) highschool and damn near everyone had a car
local public (not rich) highschool had maybe a 3rd as many kids driving and most were driving shitboxes

I imagine 20years later its much more difficult for some kid to afford a used car with an afterschool job.

>>26663974
kek when I was in high school pre-Obama, it was common for middle class kids to inherit their parents' old minivans, so the first guy to get his drivers license would taxi all his buddies around to the movies and shit. Good times.

>>26663838
>t. retarded female who thinks everyone texts and drives like her

>>26664036
t. retard who cant read

I don't think you should kill people in the road with your car, even if you have a green light.

>>26663974
I went to school in the late 00s and was poor as fuck and we all drove. Had a Tercel, Cressida, Bonneville, XJ, and Escape all in my friends circle. You have to be like "no internet at home and only get a turn to bathe once a week" tier for driving as a teenager to not be a normal thing.

>>26660453
He was an idiot. But I feel badly for him and his family. When you live in the country, you learn not to do stupid shit like that.

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>waiting at red light
>almost every driver in the passing intersecting traffic has a phone against their steering wheel or they're holding it up to glance at it
apparently they feel no sense of danger being distracted while operating a two ton object. its normalized for them to do this.

>>26660786
When did women become so horrible?

>>26660463
$200 shes black and walks free of charges

>>26660827
I'd rather my family memorialize me with something silly like that than with the usual flowers and crosses. It's funny in its own absurdity and does its job in that people will remember it a lot more than just another roadside cross.

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>>26663785
>traveling at speeds no animal in this world is capable of
heard you talking shit

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It's funny how you can instantly spot the nonwhites ITT

>>26665011
>if you’re white you’re dogmatically inclined to have the utmost care for ALL heckin animalino on the roaderino!
the femoid brain everyone. fuck off and go get hit by a truck you absolutely retarded moralfag.

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>if you’re white you’re dogmatically inclined to have the utmost care for ALL heckin animalino on the roaderino!

>>26660453
No he's a dumb motherfucker. It's illegal to impede traffic for animals.

>>26665117
Which is ironic when his wife eats cats and dogs.

>>26660453
>my dad died in a war
>my dad died of cancer
>my dad died in burning building trying to save the people inside
>my dad died playing in traffic trying to save ducks

>>26661503
i lived in rocklin 20 years ago. there was nothing there but a big subdivision, a high school and a strip mall. everything else was just huge fields.

>>26665241
>my dad died playing in traffic trying to save ducks
Whiteoid moment, I have had these damn caucasoids hop in front of my car and risk their ass because of some cyoot animal.

>>26662897
Matthew 21:17

>>26665589
Austin 3:16

>>26665626
Compressions 8.7:1

>>26665263
It's built up massively now and has a lot, but there are still fields and wetlands.

>>26664734
A woman once took fruit from a snek and it was all downhill from there.

>>26660453
Was a hero

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>>26662897
>>26665589
>>26665626

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>>26662897
Cutie 3:14

>>26663947
americans are so indoctrinated that they think driving while 17 is OK but sexual intercourse at that age is a grave crime, no to mention, god forbid, drinking alcohol

>>26667829
No one thinks that retarded faggot, especially about sex

The drinking thing was forced on the states by the feds to curb drunk driving, most people drink before 21

Retarded foreigners living in our colonies should keep their mouths shut, lest they reveal their foolishness

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>>26667098

based man helping protect mother nature from mankind's machines that seek to plow them down without a thought
a real man protects and is close with nature
if you disagree you are a soulless npc

>>26664004
>it was common for middle class kids to inherit their parents' old minivans, so the first guy to get his drivers license would taxi all his buddies around to the movies and shit
Minivans continue to be the objectively correct choice for a daily, people are just in deep denial about it. There's no excuse for it now that Toyota made one a hybrid. For its size the fuel economy is phenomenal.

>>26668019
>our colonies
What are you talking about?

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>>26668057

>>26660453
more like an hero amirite

>>26668049
I wouldn't want to drive one as a daily, but I would buy one if I had a lot of kids. I rented one a while back because it was the only thing Enterprise had, and it was comfy even though I'm not used to something with such a tall ride height. A minivan would probably be the only hybrid I'd ever buy since they are great for long road trips.

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>>26667829
>americans are so indoctrinated that they think driving while 17 is OK
Fucking hell, might as well switch thia from sex to driving and you have (You).

>>26668041
Left snek should point with his tail.

>>26660827
non white detected

>>26663937
Ooo, the edge.

>>26660453
>saved a few ducks that will probably get eaten by predators or hit by a car tomorrow anyway.
>leaving kids without a farther for life.
>Is he a hero?
No.

>>26664722
By design.

>>26660453
>driver won't face charges
when can we let the west fall, holy shit.

I live within 20 miles of this, might drop by tomorrow....
man

>>26670972
>>driver won't face charges
Why should anyone face charges for hitting a retard that jumped out in front of them playing in the street?

>>26660453
F for the king

>>26660453
Well he definitely gets a Darwin award

>>26665106
rule 2, retard

>run into road
>get hit

Am I supposed to feel sorry or something?

>>26670991
If he is "ushering" ducks across a 45mph road you should be able to see his ass, let alone the ducks that were there before.

>>26663937
oh wow, a retard from /pol/ wandered over here