Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?
I'd help anyone on the side of the road. As long as they are white
never help anyone on the side of the road they will accuse you for causing the problem or even kidnap and/or kill you
the only people i ever help is if they're stuck due to bad conditionsi never help with mechanical problems
>>26106612only if she has a penis
>>26106612I've pulled both men and women out of snow during a storm in wyoming so probably.
>>26106642This but it also sucks stopping on the highway in time. Sideroads absolutely tho.
>>26106668>she>has a penis
>>26106612No point, the next guy WILL do it guaranteed.
>>26106680We really need another war where we can send weak men into the meat grinder..
Yes, male or female it doesn't matter to me.Last one who I stopped to help was some religious nutjob woman though.Out of the blue she started ranting about jesus and whatever to me.To be quite honest I did a get a sense of "maybe she's on to something" as I got a massive urge to just go driving for no reason and for even less reason I started driving towards work, that's when I encountered her broken down peugeot on the side of the road.Apparently, it was god who was guiding me towards her.
>>26106642Saw a small amount smoke coming out of this car on my way to a funeral out of town and pulled over before the cops got there, ran faster than I’ve ever ran and told them to follow me, we got back a long distance and the shit exploded. Cops were harassing them about insurance and probably would’ve taken the husband to jail if I didn’t show up. Took them and their child to a truck stop and waited for the wife’s dad to pick them up. Started pouring down rain too. That was my good deed for the year
>>26106612Depends on where and at what time it happens. I'm not getting out in some woods area at night or some shit where guys can jump me. Although to be fair I dont live in a shithole like the US and that doesnt happen here.
>>26106612it's a great way to get robbed/kidnapped so I'll pass. They can call a tow truck like the rest of us.
>>26106758>it's a great way to get robbed/kidnapped so I'll passthat's why you rob/kidnap them first
>>26106710Good on you for saving the dude from those donut receptacles
>>26106612If nobody else is there, I'd pull alongside and yell "Y'ALRIGHT?" out my window and proceed from there.
>>26106761>that's why you rob/kidnap and rape them first*ftfy
>>26106802this, but also the big bumper sticker on the side of my Turck that says "Ass, Gas or Grass, no on rides for free."they should know what they have to do
>>26106668>Sarah>Needing helpC'mon now.
>>26106612No, she's got a phone. Get her fucking boyfriend to come help her.
>helping people in the age of cellphones and $80 a year roadside assistanceNot my problem, im not simping out some tire plugs.
>>26106612not my problem
>>26106612Ah, that reminds me>be me>rural bumfuck who lives & work at a very popular norwegian skiresort>just finished a 18 hour shift of snowmaking, having worked from midnight to 18:00 (we were really short on people)>absolutely run-down tired>drive down mountain>see a stationwagon with one front wheel in the ditch at a somewhat steep road leading up to some cabins>turn around>drive up to them>total of five danish girls, aged maybe 20 to 30>they've tried pulling on it, put twigs beneath the rear tires (this was a FWD Skoda...), and took out all their luggage>enter me>walk up to car>look>go back to truck and take out maxtrax>dig out the dug in wheel>put trax under both wheels, have them point back to road>get in the wagon>front end pulls easily back onto the road>back/slide a bit back down to the start of the "hill">WRC-mode around the corner to the hill and drive up it, almost having the front end lift off the ground as I crest the "hill">get out of car>walk back down and pick up my trax>go back to truck, throw trax in, get into truck>drive home>sleep for 10 hoursWhen I woke up I started thinking about what had actually happened, in the girls' eyes.This stout guy in oily high-viz clothing, wearing a balaclava and completely covered in hoarfrost, drove up, threw some weird plastic bits under the tires, drove out of the ditch like it was nothing, took the car up the hill at stupid speed, and then drove off again>all while not saying a single word, communicating purely in pointing and grunts
>>26106612No, because I don't know shit about fixing cars, just like driving 'em. Simple as.
>>26106612>actually pulled off the main road and out looking to see if she can figure out the problemNot a thing that happens. She'd be on the main road, sprawled halfway across two lanes, no hazard lights on, and in the vehicle browsing Fagbook or Tinder while she waits for her simp or AAA to come clean up her problem.>>26106665This; I've helped all kinds of people stuck in snow/ice and given a few jumpstarts but I'm not wrenching a stranger's shit for free and certainly not on the side of the road.>>26106710kek that tailgate
>>26106612>get hit with rape chargesno thanks
>>26107252It was a guy that does fire proofing or something that pulled over basically just to shoot the shit with cops. The car on fire was a Scion tC, when I pulled up the guy was actually looking under the hood fucking with stuff with his wife and baby right behind him, had to do something because they were about to die I had a gut feeling
>>26107250What the fuck is snowmaking and how soul-crushing is it to do for 18 hours straight?
>>26106761>>26106844>not pillaging their village and hearing the lamentation of their womenngmi
No fucking way. Everyone gets taught to read but then a common mantra is "ignorance is bliss"Most people don't deserve help with anything unless they need to be physically defended.
Only if there are five neutral witnesses.
No. It's probably something wrong with the internals or else they wouldnt have stopped.
>>26107258Essentially; using water and air to make snow, usually in a ski resort so that you have enough snow to start the season early + have a long season in general, as otherwise you're dependent on very good snowfallFor me that job includes>keeping track of water-usage, air pressure, what guns on the automatic system are runningEssentially using a computer-overview of everything, making sure everything is in order>checking on gunsRiding around on snowmobiles, making sure the snow is of right quality, making sure the guns are putting it in the right direction in regards to wind>fixing gunsSometimes they ice over, the filters get clogged, the wind turns and they get snowed down, or more serious faults>moving gunsWhen a slope is finished or we're just moving up/down we have to disconnect the gun and water/air-lines, move it to where we want, and get it running againIts definitely tiring work, but it goes by real fast. An 18 hour shift feels like a normal 8 hour work day in most other jobs, and due to the hours & working at any time of the day + the physical strain + the risk (your 2-3 man crew are often all alone, at night, riding snowmobiles on very changing/sub-optimal terrain, and working with waterpressures exceeding 60 bars)
>>26106670Thank you anon>t. has gotten stuck in a snowstorm once and was helped out by other drivers
>>26106612No, i don't want to be accused of rape afterwards.
>>26106670Random acts of kindness make the world go round. I don't live in a snow state, but I always help people if they're having car problems. Good on you bro
>>26106679cute as fuck ngl
>>26106642>>26106644>>26106665Basically these but I'll also help Asians, mainly flips and japs though. Never Chinese.Oh yeah, and motorcycles too. Those buggers seem to run out of gas all the time between here and flagstaff.
>tfw i would stop but have limited knowledge of car mechanics in case of a breakdown and will end up being uselessI can help change a tire or boost a battery, but that's it.
>>26106612 >>26106644>Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?If I know they are from my neighborhood. Otherwise, stranded cars on the freeway will be taken care of soon enough, so no need for me to get involved.Generally, being a good samaritan is getting more and more dangerous because scams and not carjacking is a problem. I also don't want to be accused of any kind of crime by feminists who basically consider all successful males like myself to be part of the patriarchy. The feminists especially seem to hate successful males, and as soon as they see my immaculate interior, they'll be thinking on how to slay this patriarchy guy. >>26107875>Random acts of kindness make the world go roundRandom good samaritan acts can rock your world it's true.
>>26108012Being afraid of being kind to someone in need is some next level self-centered shit. You suck man.
I'll offer to give them a lift tothe gas station or use my phone to call someone actually capable.
>>26107254might as well taste the goods if youre gonna pay the price. besides if you keep a ski in your glove box its not like they'll be able to identify you
>>26108040MX-5 guys ain't hittin that shit lol
>>26108044this lmfao. women want g force that 4 bangers cant provide.
>>26106612Only if I have a witness. Otherwise I'm driving right past them.
>>26107258300psi of water, 480v electrical service, and a huge fan.You spend all day outside, no matter the weather. It's a very physical job. >t. did snowmaking for several years
>>26108012>blackFound the issue.
>>26107794snowmobiles are fun, but you gotta step it up son.
>>26108040That Miata looks very excited but doesn't know how to close the deal
>>26108191this is from the poorfag place i also worked at
No, because I don't actually know anything about cars.
No, helping people just brings more trouble
>>26106702>helping religious schizoidsBased.I once helped this old nurse lady take a bicycle off the back of her car. Turns out she's extremely religious and has gone to Russia multiple times to do missionary work, she prayed for me and warned me about Bill Gates and told me not to get the vaccine. It was pretty cool.
>>26106612I did once, never again. It was dark, the car in front of me veered off the road and scraped the underbody. The driver stopped in the middle of the road, I pulled around and pulled off to the side. I see this short asian woman (of course) run out of the car to the side of the road. What then ensues is a whole hour of her not being able to make up her mind of what to do or how to get the car home. She then asks for my number and I just gave her a fake one. Shit was annoying me to my core but I'd feel bad if I just left someone who wasn't even in their native country in the dark to figure it out themselves.
>>26106612No. Stronk womyn are equal. They can do anything a man can do.So do it, bitch
>>26108191You wouldn't want that hulking beast going down a black olympic-grade slope that is partially icyHowever I think in the future we'll be getting more ATV's on tracks due to how licenses work here; ATV's are registered as tractors and can be driven normal car license, while snowmobiles require a snowmobile-license, and my workplace does not want to shell out for licenses to 15-20 people every year
it depends how hot she is.
Yes, but only if she had a penis.
>>26107880>but I'll also help Asians, mainly flips and japs though. Never Chinese.How can you tell?
I help no one because I'm antisocial as fuck.
>>26106642This. I keep a pretty well stocked tool box in my truck and I enjoy stopping to help people when it's convenient for me. Helping someone out who's having a bad day always makes me feel like less of a peice of shit myself. But only if they're white or Asian. I never stop for blacks or jews.
>>26108018Niggers ruin everything, it's a fact
>>26106612Not my problem.
>>26108018He's afraid of the repercussion of interacting with niggers and shitty women, not being kind. And if you think that's irrational, then you need to get out of your sheltered bug pod.
If the girl is dressed in a gym outfit, looks like a bimbo or is black I will not.If the guy looks like a boomer, thug or fuccboi I will not.My reasoning is when you help these kind of people they are unappreciative or even start treating you like it is your job.
>>26109034I can tell by thier faces, but if you can't they also generally have a way of moving that screams that they don't have a single thought in thier head.
>>26109052>they are unappreciative or even start treating you like it is your jobFucking this. I never stop for niggers, but one time, I was on Woodward and this negress's shitbox broke down in the middle of the lane, blocking everything and causing a gigantic backup. I had a tow strap and decided to help her out so the back up of cars could get past and the good people could be on their way. Knocked on her window, told her I'd help her out and she was confused and just expected me to hook up and tow her away. I dragged her shitbox off the main drag and into a parking lot with my truck and she didn't even say thanks, she just sort of waved me off and yelled at me in ebonix because she thinks I scratched her front bumper (which i didnt) and threatened to sue me. I undid my strap, slashed her front tire while I was unhooking and got out of there. God, I hate niggers, I hope she was stuck there for the rest of the day. Never EVER help a black out.
>>26106639thisunless she offered me a bj
>>26109097brah stds are never worth a quick nut
>>26108040Maitas don't have fan belts though.
>>26109129as long as it's not hiv or herpes, who cares?
Yea, I have sexual fantasies about being beaten by 5 car thieves then claiming the insurance on my vehicle so I can buy a new one.
>>26106612No, because I don't have enough mecanical knowledge to help and would look like an idiot. Also I couldn't just leave because it would be rude thing to do so its a lose lose situation.
>>26106612Highly doubtful. Any good looking female will have some sort of back-up plan, and Good Samaritan laws need not apply unless life threatening situations are present.
>>26106612>help a girl
>>26106612>be American>pull over to help a stranded motorist>get shotno thanks
>>261080123 weeks ago I stepped outside for a smoke and heard a down-the-street neighbor screaming her lungs out.Heard dogs and thought "shit man that family of coyotes has been getting closer every year"I grabbed my daily carry and ran down to the house, turned the corner into the little "porch" area these side-by duplexes have,And in the space of about a second saw a brown pit scared in the corner and closer to me a spottled pit mauling her dog on its leash.I thought "ok, this is all", took my hand out of my pocket, and did the good 'ol tight chokehold from behind + picking the dog up.So dogs, you know how they have that instinct to back out when their neck is being grabbed? Works on all of them, every time.Anyways, long story short, nobody not even her actual next door neighbors even came outside to check. She gave me a nice letter and a $50 prepaid card as a thanks. I felt I couldnt say no, but wanted to. I'm not a hero or anything just a good neighbor doing what we all should do for our community.Didn't even know these people, never talked to them a day in my life and we've both lived here for 6+ years.>being a good samaritan is dangerousNo, it's always been dangerous relative to the situation. You're just a pussy and can't be relied on for anything real.
>>26109091I gave a couple black dudes a ride across town to the walmart where his dying uncle needed to get his meds once, on my 30min lunch break no less.They offered me at least some gas money and I told them it's all good, I know what it's like. Like someone posted, "random acts of kindness make the world go round"I'm not religious, but the religious folk see this human behavior as proof of God.With all that said, and my previous dog post,Shit yeah it's entirely situation dependant. But when it feels right, like it's just normal people who need a hand, it probably is. Scams and devious shit have an entirely different feeling in the air. Easy to see the diff.
>>26106612lol lmao evenEveryone should know basic auto service. If they don't they only have themselves to blame.
>>26106612No, they'll just sue me for rape later.
>>26106612i might troll her and break something major.
>>26106697Anon, how do you think we got here in the first place? It's never the weak who are sent into the meat grinder.
>>26110667That can be changed.
>>26106612>Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?
>americans wouldn't help someone stranded out of fear of accusation Goddamn you just can't help your fellow man in your country or what?
>>26106612hell no, not just a girl, anyone. People have phones in 2023 (I know it's 2022; I bumped up the year tostay relevant in the future)
I live in the middle of nowhere, near a river with some "Swimmin' holes."One night on a long drive, on the far end, there was a woman and her 13 year old daughter broke down. Their little Toyota's battery had died because they used the headlights to light their swim, without the motor running. (?). They said they'd been there for like 7 hours (it was 4am) and 3 cars had droven by, ignoring them.I boosted them off my truck gave them my spare 12v jumper pack. The daughter had really pretty feet.I'd stop and help anyone though.
>>26109802Shit, I usually sue people for money
>>26108044That is the mx5 guy
I do it every day because its literally my jobI've worked here since 2019 and I started out being enthusiastic about helping people on the side of the road but now I just fucking hate everybody. Everybody else on the road is so fucking stupid. I'm sick of it and need a career change
>>26109034Chinks talk like they have a mouthful of shit.same with pajeets.
>>26111742>americans wouldn't help someone stranded out of fear of accusationIt's not just Americans. Look, you are judging improperly since you assign equal weight to all situations. In the American South where many people tend to be gregarious and know many other people as well as recognize (but never talked to) people that are normals in the area, sure, they would be helped. But you require posters who live in Chicago to give equal treatment despite double digit carjacking or car thefts or car-related muggings every day. Before you knee jerk judge all of 4chan /o/, you should realize people from the inner city areas have different situations than areas whose district attorneys rigourously prosecute all crimes instead of creating an attitude of permissiveness for repeat crime.
>>26113191>south carol*naLe based rebeL country amirite
>>26106612A girl in bus terminal once asked me if I could drive her to another town. I said I could for money. She didn't want it. I later saw her outside the terminal talking to a group of guys who looked like refugees. Pretty sure it was a setup to rob me.
>>26112467It sucks man, pretty much death by snusnu by the average murican wildebeest.
>>26114709It's all too common. The woman is used to distract you and the mugger(s) rush up behind you when you are distracted. This almost happened to me in a shopping plaza parking lot. A woman came up to talk to me. I am often not relaxed. And naturally, there was some guy walking towards me from somewhere behind me. I took off and they didn't pursue me.https://www.wdrb.com/news/crime-reports/2-charged-after-elderly-woman-robbed-at-knifepoint-in-walmart-parking-lot/article_f4f5d104-4148-50b6-93a0-d112bb304426.htmlhttps:// archive D0T ph/9I2Kg
>>26106612>Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?No need as I believe in women liberation. And she has a cellphone to call her friends too.
>>26106642This is sort of true. Well, I would probably help a black chick, I don’t really stop to help guys unless they’re real old, and when it’s a black dude pulled over broken down, it’s 99% because of neglect or driving like an idiot and not worth my time.In the Midwest it was common place, but now I’m in Florida and all these East Coast fucks are afraid of strangers half the time. Like a couple years ago I saw a lady in a minivan and the entire contents of her cooling system were on the ground, asked her if she needed help, she was all weird like “No I’m fine, I’m on the phone with my mechanic” and I watched her pour a single 16oz bottle of water into the coolant reservoir and drive off. Smdh.But then I also helped a lady with a flat tire after that who was from the Midwest and moved to Florida. She had lost the lug wrench to her spare tire kit and I had my impact in the car. She was grateful.Up in Chicago me and my friend helped a Chicago PD officer change a flat, that was funny. Dude was like 25% brain damaged because he got jumped in a pursuit a few years back and now he’s a desk jockey cop, but he was having a hard time because of the mental problems. He was like “If you ever get pulled over on the north side, just tell em you know me!”
>>26106612>>26115414Also women are fucking useless when it comes to facing a small emergency. They just freak out. Like this instance:Be me, like 17 years old, at a busy intersection waiting at a red light. A van coming from the opposite direction drives through the red light at like 15mph, hits the car in front of me, bounces off and comes to rest on the car to my left. Immediately like 4 women nearby hop out of their cars and panic while yelling “somebody call 911!” as a 17yo me gets out of my car, immediately gets on the cell phone with the police, opens up the door to the van and sees it’s a 300lb older guy unconcious and the back of the van is full of down syndrome kids who have no clue what’s going on. I had to reach over the dude and put the car in park to make sure it didn’t start rolling away and check on everybody while there were a bunch of other people there freaking the fuck out.I guess that’s something you learn over a handful of fucked up situations. I bet military people know this. When shit happens, it seems like 40% of people start freaking out, 40% freeze up and don’t know what to do, and maybe 20% of people come up with a plan and react in a smart way, which often involves trying to calm down the 40% in panic and direct the 40% of frozen people to help out.
>>26106612No I make girls help me on my car on the side of the road
>>26106612cagerincels cant even help themselfes, LOLE!
>cagerincels cant even help th-ACK
>>26115584Saw some hobo bike over a storm drain, wheel goes right into the grate, he flips over and eats shit, had a laugh as I got on the freeway
>>26115592Topkek must have been total kino.
>>26115471What the fuck is going on?
>>26115630soifag doesn't know how to inflate his tyre, asks the girl on the gas station to help himHolds the compressor hose so it won't scratch his precious kia
>>26106710I'm confused about what you actually did or what they would have been arrested for
>>26115672Driving without insurance and telling them not to stand close to a car that was about to explode. They were a black family if that puts anything into perspective and it was a clapped out scion tcw
>>26106642Same except I'd help a Latina as well.
>>26106612>help the girl>waste hours just doing whatever she needs>the only thing you made reality was that she is now going to get quicker to get some dick from another guy*hits pipe*
>>26106612only did this once and i creampied her that night. I could call her any time to suck my cock deepthroat style. she was a big slut and i got a veneral disease.
>>26115971Stop projecting your cuck fantasies
>>26106612Girl yes, woman no
>>26106612my dad once slammed the brakes & jump out to help a woman. Not a word, he just did it. It was dark & rainy. too. Another guy behind us did same thing
I have once before. Nice, normal, rational human being. All sorted.But that was around 15 years ago - would I these days? Not a fucking chance.
>>26116936Because Ukrainian women are more attractive and one thing that western (((women))) don't like is anything more aesthetic than they
>>26106612No you’re going to be scammed, carjacked, or kidnapped and murdered. Never stop for anybody on the side of the road. If some random person flags you down speed past them.
I wouldn't stop to piss on them if they were on fire.
>>26106612Nope, had some chick jumping up and down trying to get me to stop and I just drove right on by. What was really weird is she was right across a bridge from a gas station and on the access rode of a major highway.
If she looks like OP's [picrel] fuck no. She probably has her broke ass negro "BF" waiting nearby to either prank(knockout game) or rob unsuspecting people coming to help. A roadside breakdown is literally why we have insurance that includes towing in Burgerland.
>>26115683>black familyWhy did you save them from the car fire you niggerlover
Her ass must be over a certain size and of a particular roundness.
I've given a girl a jump once, but that's it
>>26106612The only time over ever done this was back some time in the early 90s. 94 or 95? I ended up doing coke with her in my Plymouth Laser, did some more at a cheap motel in Miami, then had sex with her. I was on my way to Miami to meet up with a friend. I never did end up figuring out what was wrong with her car. It was some Ford POS like a Fairmont or Granada. I woke up before she did and left to go about my business. Left her some money too.My friend and I later that night got to see Jerica and Jessica Fox strip which was cool.I’m fucking old.
>>26111742If they look like a good person I would help. If they are thugs, niggers, faggots, degenerate scum I will keep going because odds are they will try to rob / kill me.
>>26107250Late but 5/5 post moar
>>26119490>She probably has her broke ass negro "BF" waiting nearby to either prank(knockout game)That knockout game excuse sucks. When caught, the mugger claims they were just playing the knock out game rather than admitting to mugging the victim.
Hell no. Fuck women
>>26120202Eh, thats the only one I can think of where I've gone full cro magnonTourists just do the weirdest stuff, although its kinda understandable when you have no experience with winter driving, and very often an under-prepared car
>>26122185please tell me that's not a swedish rental some idiot drove right out into the snow.
>>26109039How can you tell if someone is Jewish from Afar? Unless they have extremely Jewish features it's hard to tell unless you get up close.
>>26122287I'm afraid to tell you, but that is a swedish rental some idiot drove right out into the snow.He'd come to an intersection where one of the "roads" is the start of a ski in/ski out slope, and being swedish was not able to see the difference between a scraped & gritted road and a groomed skislope he drove right onto it - and was ofcourse stuck
Rural? Help her pants off maybe. She won't say no.....because of the implications
>>26106668I want to bone her so bad bros :( she’s a cutie pie <3 Sarah if you’re reading this, please wear booty shorts
>>26106853>help me anon!>I lost my keys in my bussy
>>26120590I hate niggers so much it’s unreal.
>>26106710>deed for the yearwhy stop at just one good deed? pussy
>>26123458It’s just a phrase anon I’ll help anybody if it seems like I can
>>26106612No. I dont stop to help any unknown people regardless to gender, race, age.
>>26116184what about trans?
>>26123927>I dont stop to help any unknown people regardless to gender, race, age.The USA has changed a lot since diversity began to take root in the 1960's. As the democrat party gained in power as the USA demographics shifted from being of white european descent into a latino and black demographic, so did the statistics for categories of crime, social disorders, and economic distress.Picrel of a girl on the side of the road who needs a ride from you.
>>26106612>Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?This is the age of equality and equity and pronouns. So you shouldn't say "girl", but instead say Would you help a "LGBTQ+ person on the side of the road?". Question: If you saw a lonely vending machine by the side of the road, would you stop to feed it some money so that it could continue its existence at that spot?
>>26124581Are you really comparing women to objects whose only purpose is to give people what they want by inserting money and waiting for results that are usually below-expectations?
if by help you mean fix her car in exchange for a blowjob or better then yes but only if she's hot obviously.
>>26106612>pull up to service station in my 300zx >have the targas off, feeling pretty cool>actually pulled in to put them back on because it’s just started raining and I’m a bit wet >qt girls with golf getting fuel in isle next to me >wearing my aviator shades so I can look without them knowing >suddenly one of them comes over >”uh excuse me could you please help me get my fuel cap off”>pfft cute girl is basically asking me to open the mayo jar for her >strut over to her car >crush that fuel cap with my 60kg (tested) grip strength and twist it off >”thanks”>say nothing, just nod at them, still wearing shades (it’s a cloudy day)>walk back to my car and resume fucking around trying to get the targas back on >drop the drivers side one into place and it makes a kinda loud bang >luckily they didn’t see >try to draw out waiting for a bit so I can leave just before they do so they can watch me boost up the on ramp >they take ages >give up and get back in and drive off >boost it up the on ramp anyway, hopefully they heard I’m not a virgin anymore luckily>>26115429>40% of people start freaking out>40% freeze up and don’t know what to do>20% of people come up with a plan and reactIve experienced this first hand. >Sparky>working on a 3000 amp swichboard at a mall>Foreman rams a holesaw through the gland plate on top >without anything to catch the disc>disc drops down the back and shorts two busbars>massive arc flash>lights go dim>super loud buzzz sound>column of sparks shoot out the open top cabinet and melt the foremans legs >he falls off the ladder screaming as the board is burning and the room fills with smoke>other sparky runs in screaming >apprentices are all stationary>be completely calm>think to myself, so thats what a big arc flash looks like >flip fire alarm>yell at apprentice to call 111>grab foreman and make screaming sparky help me drag him out I was the only one who remembered the whole thing
>>26106612i'm obscenely ugly, 5'7" and a khhv incel at (in one month and three days) 23 years old.i am invisible to women at best, and an insect at worst. i owe them nothing.i would smash into her car and keep driving, then stop at a gas station and buy some honey barbecue beef jerky and a bottle of a&w root beer. then i'd go home and pretend my 5 foot long, soft silky pillow is a girlfriend, perhaps the mexican girl i had a crush on when i worked at target, and hug it and caress it as i fall asleep.
>>26120590They go all check after the criminal negro females but the victims death is of no concern.I hate this world so much
>>26125982What in the fuck is a khhv incel?
>>26124867>Are you really comparing women to objects whose only purpose is to give people what they want by inserting money and waiting for results that are usually below-expectations?
>>26122305Explain. What happened?
>>26126628One of those things that eventually shoots up public spaces, I believe.
I stop depending entirely on the vehicle.If I see a stupid vehicle like a saab 900 or mini cooper I don't stop, go buy a corolla you fashion shit
>>26124581I don't normally drink soda without it being a mixer for some booze. This scene is enough that I would pull over and get a Coke for the hell of it.
>>26116936Can't wait for war to break out in asia. It's gonna be mass roastie suicides.
>>26106612No. Call your boyfriend
>>26112463>The daughter had really pretty feet.Should have aksed for her socks or shoes as payment. Least they could do.
>>26106612>girl at gym has a dead battery as im leaving >oh do you need a jump? I have cables and it won't take much time. >I have a boyfriend >lol okay byeThats my experience with helping women
>>26116054You think she's gonna sleep with you?
>>26116184>uncle anon my cae broke downWhat do?
>>26116936I remember when hearing this on the radio. Really makes you think that the great replacement is actually a plan in motion. I remember thinking "worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever."
>>26119490>>26120590>knockout gameI remember watching the new Batman movie. Had a gang playing that "game". Of course in the movie it was all white guys doing it, whereas the new member, black guy, didn't want to do it...Same movie where they unironically had a line about "rich white men" being responsible for the bad society.
>>26122366Fuck you, Norrbagge. It's just southern fags doing this, we have the same problems with them in our ski-resorts. I won't believe you if you say that there aren't Norwegian city slickers getting into trouble in your "Ice road rescue" shows too.
>>26126628Newfag hours?>khhvkissless hugless handholdingless virgin. Been a thing since before the term incel existed. I assume this is what you didn't know.>incelIf not obvious from various media reports, involuntary celibate.In short, a total fucking loser.
>>26112904If you have to deal with the public in any manner you will quickly find out how fucking dumb half of people are.
Only if she’s on a motorcycle, which I’ve done before. I’ll help any biker I can.If she’s in a cage tho forget about it I’m gone lol
>>26106612Would she stop to help you?
>>26126711A couple of kikes, 2 older guys, in a shitbox Fusion with a smashed in rear bumper were pulled over with a flat tire on a back road with a narrow shoulder. Could tell that the dumb jews clearly didn't know what they were doing, so I decided to help cause I was feeling particularly gracious and that road is kinda dangerous. Don't know what got into me, should have just left them. I pulled over, offered help, and swapped their donut on in a minute or two. They thanked me profusely, were very nice, and I left feeling decent about helping someone, even if they were a kike.2 days later, cop shows up at my door asking about a hit and run. The kikes got my plate while I was changing their tire and reported that I was the one that rear ended and smashed their already pre-crunched rear bumper. Had to take it to court and spent a lot of money to prove I didn't. Got lucky since an old codger in a house across the street saw me changing their tire while smoking on the porch and went on the witness stand for me. >tl:dr don't trust jews
>>26130456Holy fuck you have got to be kidding me. What is wrong with humanity...
>>26130485Jews aren't human, anon. Should have figured that out by now.
>>26130485Their religion literally teaches them to take advantage of goyim
>>26106612>Would you help a girl on the side of the road /o/?Girl or not_girl, their gender doesn't matter to me as I treat them all equally with respect to gender. As to helping, sure, it's very easy. At the next stop point, I park the car and call the highway patrol to tell them about a stranded vehicle along the road between mile markers or other landmarks. My dashcam should have their license plate as well, so I can repeat that to the patrol. The patrol has plenty of cars, but many of them do NOT actively drive along the roads, but instead wait at various branch office waiting spots. In the age of cellphones, this is far more efficient than just driving back and forth looking for stranded drivers.You don't need to risk yourself or your property to personally go help a stranded motorist. Instead, use your phone to report the problem and the infrastructure will take care of the stranded motorist.