You will never be a real SUV. You have no body-on-frame, you have no AWD, you have no Off-Road Capabilities. You are a hatchback twisted by greedy companies and the ignorance of the general public into a crude mockery of SUVs perfection.All the “validation” you get is naive. Behind your back people mock you. Your creators arent proud of you, your “fans” see you as nothing else than a tool for going from A to B.Real car fans are utterly repulsed by you. A century of car evolution have allowed said guys to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Crossovers that are “good enough” look uncanny and ugly. Your unibody structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a woman to buy you, she’ll die in a rollover once your lifted compact car suspension causes you to flip.You will never be good. You wrench out a fake impression of a real SUV so foolish people think its going to be ok.The emergency services will find you, relieved that they no longer have to deal with another inefficient, bloated vehicle. They’ll send you to a scrapyard with your chassis code, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crossover is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are remains that are unmistakably from a hatchback.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>25917125Optional AWD and even a center locker, but go off. This is how NPCs see sedan, wagon and hatchback drivers btw.
>using SUV as if thats a legitimate termgrim
>>25917125I own one, and love it.Would have gone for hatchback but FWD and tiny cargo space.Imagine getting pissy over what others drive.
>>25917125Finally a good thread on 4channel
>>25917430I was just thinking that one of these or an HR-V would make a fantastic daily
>>25917125I guess you'd have to have friends/family/ a hobby to understand people want more than cuckboxes
>>25917125Not reading all that but I enjoy knowing that my car makes you seethe this much
>>25918120No self respecting man is going to allow his family to be seen in a cuckover. They’re going to want a proper car/SUV.
>>25917125>parks his 4runner and hops out to go to Walmart before returning to moms house in the suburbs Heh, nothing personnel kiddo
>>25918154How's your family liking your SUV anon?
>>25918197Quite well actually, thanks!
>>25918202Glad to hear it, what are you driving?
>>25918210Wife has a Yukon XL
>>25918217Now that's a car to be proud of
i’m renting one right now, it’s pretty good, i like it more than the CR-V
>>25918442why dont you buy a estate wagon? it's just slightly smaller yet you dont risk your life as much
>>25918702My dad has an Avensis diesel wagon and a RAV4 hybrid as a company car. He actually prefers the Avensis when stuff needs to be moved because it has more practical and longer cargo space with seats folded and because it's lower it's more stable and comfortable on highway
>You will never be a real SUV. You have no body-on-frame...Stopped reading here
Don't mind me, just being unibody with a two-speed transfer case and solid rear axle.
did you know you can lift the gr yaris
>>25918120>I guess you'd have to have friends/family/ a hobby to understand people want more than cuckboxes
>>25918756XJ was the first vehicle to prove an SUV had to be body on frame.
>>25917430It it as slow as every (((reviewer))) says it is? Or are they just being cunts because it doesn't do 0-60 like a lambo?
>>25919172Unibody design has come a long way since the XJ. It's not very stiff by modern unibody standards. Even a typical family crossover is going to have a body far more rigid than the XJ.
>>25917125These things have a nice green color as an option so I kind of like them.
>>25918816If a Casio watch were a car.
>>25917125>remains that are unmistakably from a hatchback.cuckovers are the trannies of cars lmao.
>>25917125>SUV>body on framekekpick one
as simple as that
>>25917125>You have no body-on-frame, you have no AWD, you have no Off-Road Capabilities.What you're describing is a truck, not an SUV. Not every truck is a pickup truck. An SUV is just a really big crossover, and a crossover is just a really big hatchback. A 4Runner is a truck, a Highlander is an SUV, and a CH-R is a crossover.
>>25919948HATCHBACK ON HEELS
>>25919948SUV is clearly a body on frame vehicle while a crossover is unibody.It’s a clear cut difference. You don’t take a unibody vehicle off-road unless you want to rip body panels
>>25919972>You don’t take a unibody vehicle off-road unless you want to rip body panelsYeah so buy a truck like a 4runner instead>>25919958Basically yeah
>>25919972rock crawler crap offroading is gay slow and retardeda little ground clearance is fine for any practical use case
>>25918816>turns to rust on a slighly damp morningNASHINGU PAASONARU, GAIJIN
>>25920176>little ground clearanceSomething no modern crossovers have to begin with.
honestly i just want a lifted hatchback. I dont care about offroad capability or whatever. having it lifted is just way easier on modern roads. people who hate crossovers should go drive on what people actually have to drive on instead of their canyons
>>25920320ive never seen a roundabout in my life but i see rough road everyday. plus with the reduced visiblity of modern cars id rather have height.
>>25920331You're lucky I don't have more downloaded WEBMs of cuckovers rolling over
>>25918702>>25917125>TFW my country labeled this car as an estate wagonIt's a good car, spacious, has a good ride on the country roads, but very monotone and lacking personality, just like the normal Corolla.Also the AWD option is just wasted on this car, takes a ton of good trunk space and don't contribute to anything because the traction control cripples this car's handling on the dirt.Also yeah, I own one, the hybrid version specifically, so feel free to call me a faggot.
>>25920339why cant you just accept different use cases for different people
>>25920384>actively using a less viable solution just for "muh cargo space" >ignoring the reduced MPG, the higher chances of dying in a car crash and its overpriced MSRP
>>25920401It's a safe as fuck modern car and is $2000 more than the sedan version so I don't really care. Ride height is a real asset at this point. Easy of entry. etc.For better or worse crossovers get the most attention and effort from manufacturers too so they often have better features than sedan counterparts which are allowed to age more.
>>25920403>Easy of entry Do mutts really?
>>25920384Crossover are on abomination that combines the negatives of a car with the negatives of a SUV. And to your next point 90% of crossovers are barely higher in ride height than the related to cars and the eye line of most come up to just above the bumper of my SUV - ie the ride height is so minimally different that you still can’t see past SUVs or trucks - the so claimed advantage of crossovers.
>>25920409>>25920417I know all your arguments. I say the same things. But my points still stand.
>>25920297i just looked it up i have about the same ground clearance as a stock wrangler
>more expensive>more dangerous>less gas efficient >uglierAll of that for>more cargo space (still less than a estate)>easier to get in (only applies to mutts)
do eurocucks really?
>>25920454you'll understand when your older to be honest. when your knees hurt and you cant even drive manual anymore. when you need to put the kids in the car. when you have potholes you can stick an arm into
>>25920477If you're old enough then buy a real SUV
>>25920488Its more expensive with features i dont need
>>25920491then lift a regular hatchback, ya' cuck
>>25920438Ground clearance on a wrangler is measured by the pumpkin, clearly those 2 hang ups aren’t as likely to get you stuck as the entire length of the vehicle.
>>25920501This costs more and void my warranty. You're being a child over this
>Style, class, reliability with AWD that's a Luxury SUV without the Luxury SUV price tag? Yeah I'm thinking you can have it all!
I used to have a Discovery II
>>25920534>I used to have a Discovery IIGot rid of it before it hit 100,000 miles? Smart man.
>>25920560Yeah well just after 100k
>>25920384Because this is 4chan and everyone is retarded
4runners are automotive perfection, prove me wrong. And I don't even own one, but want to get one before they come out with a new generation and find new ways to poz it.
>>25920664unicoalcels seething over body-on-gemchads
>>25920515>NOOOOO you can't just use the vehicle that best suits your needs, you have to be cool and contrarian like me!
>>25920664I don't have a problem with crossovers generally but I agree with this. My next car will probably be a 4Runner.
>>25920813you're on 4chan retard>>>/out/
>>25920819I was being sarcastic
>>25920836>implying i wasnt
>>25919946That VW has more bending and twisting resistance than that Cherokee could ever hope to have.
>>25921354that VW is also a lifted golf
look i just want to comoot and im also poor
>>25917125>You will never be a real SUV. You have no body-on-frame, you have no AWD, you have no Off-Road Capabilitieswe know faggot. people buy it because it's a fucking Corolla with some decent ground clearance + AWD + hatchback, and still cheaper than a RAV4. not everyone fucking needs a body on frame SUV that gets 15mpg and a third row for two fucking kids. not everyone is looking for, dare I say it and get called a redditor, a penis compensation vehicle
>>25924670Get a estate corolla and lift itUnless you're a w*man
>>25917125The Corolla Cross would unironically be a much better car if it was lowered and called a wagon instead.
>>25917125It will last a lot longer than my wife's *real* BOF 99 S10 Blazer that had the rigidity of paper mache, the interior of Fisher-Price and gasket munching Dexcool that took it out with 110k miles.
>>25919194No, it's slow. Okay for keeping up with traffic, but nothing else. They didn't even bother putting in an "eco" mode, probably because it's already barely acceptable.It's also very loud. The engine groans in a horrible way accelerating, and the road noise above 50-ish is oppressive.
>>25926710no shit, its a toyota
Look, I don't like all the SUV crossovers driving around, but lets not act like this is the "ignorance of the public". You are just a cringe body on frame shill. If people want an off road SUV, they have options and they buy them. People don't want that. Nobody goes off-roading in their SUV because nobody wants to go off-roading. People want something that sits a bit higher, has more room than a hatchback, has AWD so they can drive in the winter with comfort, drives like a car, and is safer than a car. That's basically 95% of all SUV's sold today.Don't like it? Cry about it. Go buy a Bronco for 20k over MSRP and maybe companies will start making more body on frame vehicles.Not going to do that? Then you are not entitled to an opinion. Get your money up.
>>25917125are these things wide bois like the cx-50 (same factory) and the vw atlas? i'm not gonna lie I kinda like the wide-as-shit gimmick some of these stupid crossovers have
>>25917125reject gas mileageembrace gx460