let's use this thread to find a crooze/touge/traffic violation buddy around you to enjoy your cars with instead of going on lonely drives every night>post area you are looking for a buddy in>what type of crooozing you want to do>post car if you want>anything else you want to share
919, any car, law abiding ride in some narrow country roads.
>>25911064any Bulgarian retards here?
>>25911274There's that one audi a3 driver who seethes at BMWs and their owners.Emphasis on retard
>>25911064North east USA. got some real nice roads by me, working on tuning my friend's VR4 and the z.
>>25911277I think he's in the other side of the country anyways
>>25911064>11 o'clock and propping head>smooth music>always latejesus im a croozer, how do i get help anons
>>25911064>buy automatic van>seating position is very upright>trans tunnel is low enough to be a mere step>put my unused leg up on the trans tunnel>rest my elbow on my knee>rest my head on my fist >slowly crooze everywhere like thisYou may enjoy your luxury barges with their laid back soft leather couch seats but you will never know true comfort.
>>25911395>>25911414croozing is not a problem it is a blessing of comfyness
Any Slovakian br/o/s?
Finally a good fucking thread. South Coast Aus ~Gongish. Your car or mine, don't care
Cruising is the essence of car culture. Not F&F larping but cruising and Grand Touring.
>>25911507May this thread be blessed.
>>25911064This is me except I drive down croozer roads at 80 mph and tailgate harley boomers
>>25911516based but only if you go over the double yellows while croooozing
>>25911279I think he was in Plovdiv if memory serves.Still even if he was the last person left on the planet besides me, I wouldn't want to interact with him
>>25911531I'm in Varna and I wouldn't drive 200 kms to meet an Audi retard
>>25911529I don't wanna end up in a dashcam compilation lol. Maybe once I'm retired, hopefully by that point I can total some electric shitbox.>2065>ICE cars banned from production>cardboard and wood EVs are standard>driving around in my E30 on the yellow lines>smash into EV>his car is totaled and I just drive away
>>25911540>the amerishart fears being uploaded on the internet for the minorest of traffic violationLand of the free
>>25911064I miss croozin. I live in a violent urban shit hole so whipping around town is not really appealing.
>>25911548What does your remark have to do with people not wanting others to see them fucking up, my dear concerned citizen?
Who chicag/o/land here?>400hp>manualDown for anything really. Drive around randomly, showing each other places, maybe stop to grab a bite, leave marks on the road or in a parking lot, and possibly chat about dumb shit. I'll add you on snap or discord.
Any German anons here? Up for some law abiding comfy driving on the countryside.
anyone in POZNAŃ?
>>25911064You can't post stuff like this on 4chan or any site really. Homosexuals are over represented on the internet and try to go to events and meet up for ulterior reasons. There's several posters here that were namefags and literal fags. They'll just turn off their ID then meet with you then either drug you or rape you. There was an event on another board where the user ejaculated in brownies he made for the meet up. There are real sickos in this world and they prey on people desperate enough to use the internet for real life social event. You can't even trust new people in real life. Someone I met a few years ago asked if I would ever fuck a tranny. I said no. This was obviously a pretense as if someone was willing to do that or even imply it it means they'd also want to do a man. About 20% of zoomers identify as LGBT. Don't meet people online and be extremely skeptical and untrusfing of people you meet in real life.
>>25911582i came in ur mom's shitter
>>25911064Sweden, Skåne, Helsingborg. In dire need of a relaxing crooze on a cool evening when the sun goes down.
>>25911597>Northwest Indiana>I drive a Jeep from the early 80s most of the summer and a 4000lb 170hp 4runner the rest of the year>3-speed/Automatic>I make full stops and can be found in the right lane if I HAVE to be on the highway. Otherwise I'm on a county road going 45mph. I'm going to be doing some SL/LC430/350z Shopping this winter in hopes of having a more croozery croozer by next June.
>>25911597cum out to autobahn with the NASA boomers
>>25911873I live in Germany, but going to Poland with German cars is basically tradition here, so we can meet.
>>25912026nice..was meinst du mit "hier"?
>>25911891looks like the only faggot here is you
>>25911928you stay in your basement with your tinfoil hat, man. grown people can decide if they want to meet up and me personally I'm 240 lbs so I don't think a faggot can "make" me do anything, if you aren't dysfunction you can always leave the situation you are in, you sound like those girls that get "raped" when they are blackout drunk and then pretend like it's not their fault
>>25911928>>25912065also, I'm not an amerishart so this problem is pretty much only for your nation, rest of the world isn't like that
Any uk Midlands bros?
>>25911064They call me the nitecroozer
>>25911120>919wanna go fuck around holly springs? Decent enough country with out getting too far from cary.
>>25911928we aren't gullible children any more bud.
>>25911064This is meBy getting a Civic LX over a 350Z has saved me at least 45,000 and I got into BTC at overall average 10,000
>>25911498rip. am sydneyfag
>>25912270Mega based, something about croozing at night is much more comfy than during the day
>>25911928>There was an event on another board where the user ejaculated in brownies he made for the meet upyes i remember that thread. it was bs. guy who claimed to do it eventually admitted to just wanting to rustle jimmies
>>25912540probably the fact that theres fewer npcs on the road that do 10 under only to mysteriously speed up when you try to pass them
>>25912534Idm driving up or you coming down
>>25911414I had to get rid on my Cadillac and get something small but once I have the room I need a van back in my life. Used to drive an ‘01 e150 and it was incredible.
>>25912564oh when you said south coast i thought you were in sa/vic for some reason kek
You guys know cruising is a gay thing right?You guys are fucking gay lol
>>25911064>see lights about to turn red soon>start breaking early>lightly press brakes for a couple km>light turns green>never stopped car>still got momentum>breaks nice and cool>croozing only 20km/h under speed limityeah we croozing
>>25912619it's just a thread to find people to drive with retard, can you read? it literally says to post what kind of driving you want to do
>>25912679yeah, driving into your ass hole.
>>25912686better than driving in GTA and dreaming about it on the bus
>>25912619If cruising is gay then call me a raging homo
>>25912627wtf is cangen
>>25911064>right hand holds wheel at 11 o'clockDon't you mean 1 o'clock? Think about right hand at 11 lol
>>25912597Nah I'm like near wollongong. Guess I can make a throw away email if you want
>>25912287704 here want to meet in the middle? what do you drive?
>>25912995shit if you're that far why don't we just hit the mountains some time? Similar drive time for you. Been wanting to hit switzerland again.
>>25912836if you dont know about right hand on 11 you havent CROOZED enough
>>25912901fuck it yeah why not. double demerits this weekend though, apparently nsw the only state to do that. thought sa/vic were nanny states. guess the fun police are everywhere except NT
>>25911064313, looking to head north to find some worthwhile roads
>>25911064Langley, Virginia here. If you like firearms, drugs, underage girls or are otherwise mentally unstable, just hit me up haha
>>25912901>>25913399Are we resurrecting the aus/o/ south of sydney meet?
>>25913431if we are, jamberoo mt road is still closed due to that landslide in july
>>25913359Switzerland? But I’d be down. Drop a contact
>>25912544Sounds like he backtracked because he became the center of attention and would go to jail for years for putting human waste in brownies so he just said its a joke bro to put people at ease and it was easier for the people their to brush it off as le joke instead of the very obvious and high probability they ingested semen.
>>25911064Anyone here from Edmonton? Living here is suffering.
>>25912722The brownie thread was on CanGen fucker
>>25911064Who's South Fl/o/rida here, 239 specifically?I'm looking for someone who wants to go croozin down backroads that haven't been paved in 40+ years, do some fishin' and blow some shit up maybe. Roads that neither of my cars can drive down lmao
>>25913702Hell for the sinner begins on this earth :)Repent for happiness now and fovever.
>>25913604At work atm so I can't be fucked to bother with a throw away so Ill deal with that later. This is the location in question. Probably just meet at the top where that big old sign is when the time comes.
>>25914458Or we haev an old harbor frieght at the bottom that got turned into a furniture store with a taco bell mcdicks and cook out.
>>25913399I'm in California until the 23rd anyway so it will have to be once I'm back. email@example.com>>25913431Would be nice. I'm in one of the discords too.
>>25912049in germanyit was a WWII joke
>>25911064>right hand>11 o'clockHmm
What kind of croozing music do you listen too? For me, it's Enya.https://youtube.com/watch?v=iMyo8I8AKmY
S/o/cal is doing a night drive this weekend. Based crooze on one of the best mountain roads in the area. >>25895262
>>25911928>>About 20% of zoomers identify as LGBT.>imagine being afraid of zoomers What are they gonna do? Get raped by me?Bedside I would guess zoomers just say that shit to sound modern and tolerant, that they are actually straight. Of course it's not a good thing that this shit has seped so far into the culture, but things are probably not as bad as they may seem.
>>25913649It was fake, I could tell from the images and from having taste some cum in my life.
>>25913649it was actually fake. if your cum looks as yellow as his "cum" you need to see a doctor and also do more cooking, you'll know what ingredients actually look like.
>>25914870someone post the pic i want to raugh
>>25911064This is why I enjoy living in the Appalachians. All sorts of great roads and a lot of them don't have any traffic. It's so much fun.
>>25914876also lol @ filename
>>25912287Sure, I know some sweet roads in Angier.I’m good with any route tho as long as we end at a Bojangles.
>>25912995That’s Chally Wally territory! But heck if I’m heading all the way to Mecklenburg, we should just ride the Blue Ridge already.Asheville to Boone for instance is a sweet crooze.
>>25911982Too far away, am in Tibro
>>25912836wrong-side-of-the-road anon found
>>25914734you are not a real croozer if you havent done this
>>25915075>>25915231personally i prefer hand at 4 o clock and resting on the door arm rest for rhd, 7 o clock and left arm on door arm rest if lhd
>>25915308OP pic is for LHD, your left hand supports your head by your chin and your right hand is at 11 try it next time and you will croozmaxx
>>25915337kek, i've done the head support with arm thing before. drive a rhd vehicle so i just put my left elbow against the seat's bolster, then held the steering wheel at the 8/7 o clock position
>>25915361and occasionally i'll hang my arm out the window because it's an older car where the beltline wasn't the driver's neck
>>25915361try supporting with your right arm like this: right elbow on window sill and make your hand into a fist under your chin and then left hand at 1 oclockpeak croozmaxxing
>>25912675>starts slowing down kilometers before the red light
>>25914458That looks sick. We gotta connect soon
>>25915231I think I get it now. Like resting your arm on the wheel. Personally I'm more of a right hand on six and resting on leg guy.
>>25915498I'll make a thread when I can get away for it. for now shooting for the weekend of the 8th-9th next month. I might even have that GE8 Fit I've been trying to get off some old man too.
>>25915019oh man I was bombing a road around there late one night and came up on one of those "changes to gravel" signs. First time ever seeing one so I spent a second pondering its meaning when suddenly im on gravel doing 80 around a bend. Was a pretty sick drift tho.
>put steering wheel down low>rest arm on leg holding the steering wheel with one handoh yes
anyone in north norway? winter is coming, which means its time to hit the mountains and awd drift everywhere
>>25915776What's the joke?What make up 2/3 of Norwegian exports.
>>25914744Audiobooks or synthwave.
>>25915776And then we like to pretend that Norway is gonna remain a first world country if we shut down oil and gas exploration & production. Roru roru
>>25911597Central IL. Can't find any other Illin/o/isans here. Might be a bit far for you, though.Any other Illinoisans are free to chime in if they're near the BloNo/ChamBanistan area
>>25912619It's true. GT actually stands for Gay Tranny, not Grand Touring.
>>25915657Would probably have to do it the week after
>>25916662In the end Swede chads will win with our forests and ore, and Norway will go back to being the cousin on the countryside. The day of the SEK is drawing near.
Anyone in Michigan? SE area here, west detroit
Southern Ohio bros ww@? I've chased a guy in a riced 86 a couple times but he's never stopped to meet
>>25917015you do realize, the minute our quality of life changes drastically, everyone will turn against the "going green" initiate and vote accordingly?we are coddled as fuck. you really think any norwegian will stop buying cars and shower just to be climate neutral? please
>>25917160>What if you wanted to stop going green, but Klaus Schwab said: "No!"
>>25916777works for me. Gives me time to nab some new tires after my cuckrent goes out.
>>25917177I'm keeping the gas warm just in case.
Any 615 faggots?
>americans crusied so hard in the 60s/70s near their local Broadway equivalent that it became banned in multiple cites
>>25917434That sign looks more like it's meant to keep niggers from casing locations for a B/E
>>25917446you would think, but in this case it was more for traffic congestion caused by croozers driving up and down a neon lit street every summer.
>>25917434>no social media>everyone would just pack into their car or their friend's car and go out on the town>find races, pick up girls, engage in tomfoolery etc.a better time>>25917486>this parent supports crooozing>driving a fox bodybased
>>25917486based as fuck. But also who gives a shit about late night traffic? No one needs to get to their jew cage. The only people out are those who just wanted to be out.
is the escort max 360 digital radar detector good?
>>25917524Sitting around on an imageboard is cringe when (You) and I should be out croozing.
>>25917572sitting in the back in gridlocked downtown huffing leadlined gas is not for me, but it's still nice to know why these signs exist.
>>25917512people still do this but I'm Hispanic and black communities. Whiteoids have sheltered themselves in single family zoning mcmansions and are terrified of the world around them
>>25917572Im gonna - Im gonna CROOOOOOZEEEE
Western Loudoun here. If you Virginia lads promise not to make fun of my car, I'll come out of the boonies for some cruising
>>25914744Thanks for this version, it's higher res than the one I had
>>25917512>>no social media>>everyone would just pack into their car or their friend's car and go out on the town>>find races, pick up girls, engage in tomfoolery etc.souvl
>>25911278Worst maintained roads I’ve ever seen in a modern country. Also probably the worst place to own a vehicle
>>25915697Encountered the same once way up a mountain. Except I was on my sportsbike so it was absolutely shithouse.
Yeah, meet strangers from the weirdest corner of the internet. What could go wrong?
>>25918785you might eat cum brownies apparently.
>>25916776GTR Gay Tranny Retard
>>25918785i wont rape you, im a nice guywe can have sex if u want to, tho
>>25917512>>25917613This is still very common in Sweden, among Swedes I may clarify.
>>25917607>going to the store>going home>"oh shit, forgot my wallet">go to the store again >arrested for croozing
>>25919207Nice. I just remember it seeing it there, and maybe in Norway as well, on holidays when I was a kid. A bunch of cars parked together in line, all windows open on the outskirts of some town. Seemed slightly alien at the time looking at it as a kid. Good to know that is still happening.
Guys, I did it again. I croozed last night...
>>25920777sometimes, you just gotta croozeaint no two ways about it
>>25913420(´・ω・｀)Mclean, Va. Haven't shot since near the start of the event that changed the world and holy shit i need to crourb
>>25918047Teach me >>25921330 How to afford land in NoVa pls. My car's a Jalopy too.
>>25911597If we can get five people in Chicagoland, I suggest we meet at Strat's in Villa Park. They're car meet/biker friendly
>>25911064Any 604 from here that isn't a hillbilly Langley fuck?
>>25917572>not browsing /o/ while you crooze
>>25911928This is some thinly veiled paranoia sprinkled with anxiety over social interactions. Feels like you're finding reasons to be a faggot. Thoughts?
>>25913403Detroit anon, lets link up and go for a drive soon. I know some dope paths if you want to tag behind. Got an email or disc? Or just want to pick a place and time
>>25915371i went out croozing on some tourist drives like this, but i definitely prefer the right arm supporting my chin, left elbow against seat bolster and holding the wheel at 7 o clock. feels more relaxedeither that or arm on the windowsill
>>25911064>norfolk (uk)>light to moderate hooning>shitbox fiesta
>>25921581+1 YTA for that OP, enjoy your award
>>25911064any other meme pics like this?
I've experienced EV croozing and I don't want to go back, lads.
>tried out the left hand at 2'o clock crooze positionnot that bad
>>25921332Get a gov job and understand that you'll probably have to commute an hour to work every day until you can afford to move closer to DC. I also know a lot of people live in West Virginia and commute into NOVA to save money (at the cost of an even longer commute). Or just be like me and live with family for as long as you possibly can before moving out and pray that the housing market isn't too shitty when you finally do. Hoping that I'll be able to get lucky and skip renting property, but we'll see how it goes.I feel you about shooting, though. Had a friend who would get us able to shoot on his fathers/uncles property, but that stopped soon after he got shipped out of state.
>>25921332>>25922166there's the NRA range in fairfax and sharpshooters in springfieldthe former is often busy and last I checked it's pretty expensive to rent a lane. it's a pretty clean place though, and the museum right next door is really nice.the latter makes money of renting guns and ripping you off by selling ammo; they don't allow you to bring your own ammo to shoot for "safety" reasonsI'm not aware of any outdoor ranges in nova. Maybe there's some out there in chantilly or ashburn where there's more space.
tfw going out to CROOZE with my buddy and take pics of our cars rnwish he did this shit more often
>>25912675feels good man. mpgs go way up too.
>>25921533708 here, strats was fun back in the day
>>25914330crazy to think there's a real live /o/ nigga in my area. if you ever see a dark green '97 toyota 4runner (currently with an antenna that does not go up), that's me
>>25913399>apparently nsw the only state to do thatWA also doing double demerits
>>25915776Southwest norwegen only, sorry bud
>>25924361goddamn, they went from being the last state not outlawing radar detectors even though they were largely useless due to lidar, to nsw/vic-type nanny shit
>>25911064I only cruise alone like a true alpha male
>>25911928you're on /o/ you schizo crybaby. the people proud to be here do not find any faggot, nigger, or any other undesirables to be a real problem, YOU do. YOU are meek. YOU will sit inside.you will be left behind in the adult world just like your lonely and bitter adolescence has already passed you by.
>>25922050One-pedal driving does seem like the ideal way to crooze
>>25922050>>25925030>hope i dont use all my battery and damage it>hope i dont fully charge my battery and damage it>i love having less input action in my sensory pleasing activity>hope i never have to work on this>hope i dont bottom out on something i cant see at night>hope i dont crooz too far from a charging point better keep an eye on this massive bright screen>hope i dont get a flat because i can't jack up my own car with my own spareim not an /o/ ICE evangelist but EVs seem completely counter-intuitive to the spirit of cruising. EV croozers please enlighten me.is it the lack of noise? the minimal battery usage on unpopulated roads?
>>25925030It's pretty fun if you want an experience with more feedback but I find two-pedal driving more laid back.>>25925044>>hope i dont use all my battery and damage itOn my car it doesn't damage the battery to use the whole thing but even if it does it's easily visible how much percentage is remaining if you care about that sort of thing.>>hope i dont fully charge my battery and damage itPretty much all EVs have a way to set a charge limit. Mine has a hard limit built in to prevent damage from overcharging.>>i love having less input action in my sensory pleasing activityMuch like how a blind person learns to use their ears to a superhuman level, I find that the lack of engine sound puts a greater emphasis on the acceleration and steering. The motors in many EVs do make sound which gets louder the harder you accelerate.>>hope i never have to work on thisI've done a few things on mine. A lot of the things that would need to be maintained or repaired don't exist on EVs, so the actual need for repairs isn't as high. The majority of wear items on EVs are the same as they are on gas cars like suspension and bushings.>>hope i dont bottom out on something i cant see at nightEVs tend to have smooth underbodies with not much if anything to get stuck or damaged on objects in the road. Gas cars have a lot more fragile components down there.>>hope i dont crooz too far from a charging point better keep an eye on this massive bright screenModern EVs have a lot of range. Even driving aggressively, they take hours to deplete. I guess if you wanted to cruise that long it could be an issue but then again it's very clear how much change you have remaining just as it's clear how much fuel you have in a tank.>>hope i dont get a flat because i can't jack up my own car with my own spareI don't know what you mean. EVs that come with spares can be jacked up just like any other car.
>>25925044people who buy EV's dont like driving, anon
>>25925028Interestingly I found out today that meek by the Greek means strong enough to fuck shit up but disciplined enough to restrain one's self. In other words the meek are civilized men. The jews twisted this over countless translations of the Bible and now we think it means weak. But you homes are weak. Weak enough to chop ur dick off. Darwinian dead ends the lot of you. Your lineage ends with you. The countless ancestors who had sex count for nothing because of you. Good job loser.
>>25925188>wall of mentally ill copeim not your therapist idc lol