It's time to grow up
Deeply embarassing to ride a bicycle. Turning the handlelike a toddler. Ringing your little bell. Real googoo ga ga behavior
>I AM NOT A BABY
Pretty weak nocars cope tbqh
insecure faggot lmao. goddamn it feels good how much I make people seethe every single day just by owning a car. literally the best high.
>>25763939Haha car go brooom
>>25763980It's even better when you own an offroad truck or sports car. Not only do you own a car/truck, you own one that is impractical and gets worse mileage then their acceptable cars.
>be car driver>have to take a shit>instead of going to the nearest public restroom, holds it in until they get home>drives at 20mph above the speed limit because they gave trouble holding it in
hes right. only babies drive cars. men drive trucks.
>>25763998>parks on the sidewalk>goes to a public restroom>takes a massive stinker>doesn't even flush>drives off
>>25764011>drives onto sidewalk>step out>immediately pull down trousers>look at mortified pedestrians dead in the eyes>shit on the sidewalk>get back in the car (dont pull up trousers, got no time in my grindset)>spin wheels away
>>25763987>tfw I own a sports car from the '80s with a loud exhaustPeople either love it or hate it, there is no in-between.
>>25763939Men marchWomen sit and let a machine do the work for them
>>25763974Metal. Why was he on the road when there was a perfectly good sidewalk right there?
This is fucking retarded.
In america, if you don't have a drivers license; you're treated like an infant by your peers.>Oh, I don't need a car, BTW CAN I HITCH A RIDE CAN I CARPOOL BRO CAN I JUST BUM OFF YOU BRO
>>25763939Imagine being this insecure about not having a car/being too dumb to drive
I agree, buy a motorcycle
>>25763949funny thing about that commercial is that it was made by people who still take public transport and own bikes. and then 80 IQ incel sharts like you watch it, the satire goes right over your head and you think it's LE BASED!!!!!!!!!!
This whole thread is a textbook example of toxic masculinity. Thanks though, since I'll use some of the replies here in my master's dissertation
>>25763987>spending $200/week on gas to own the libtardsand i thought it was just a /pol/ meme
>>25764197Who is your master and what's his dissertation about?
>>25764197Driving isn't that hard, I promise.
>>25764201I'm in mechanical engineering but my dissertation is on how ego impacts engineering. A surprising amount of engineering disasters are not due so much to technical incompetence but someone being a stubborn asshole
>/n/iggers SEETHINGLMAO get smooshed faggots.
>>25764028Oh nice! Which sports car?
>>25764213What are your thoughts on the diversity bridge accident that happened a couple of years ago
>>25764235I'm not too sure, bridges and tunnels are not my thing, I'm mostly into towers, mostly.
I just wanna drive.
>putting your personal mobility in the hands of the government and corporations is growing upahahahahah faaaags.
>>25764199I drive an 11MPG truck to work everyday and only spend $35-40/week at current fuel prices. I don’t see how anyone spends $200/week??
>>25764268Says the guy relying on big oil and big tarmac.
>>25764350>I don’t see how anyone spends $200/week??many, many people do who live in suburbs that take 20 minutes just to get out of, and then another 40 on the highway to their job.
>>25763939>Gets on bus>Gets stabbed>Gets shot>Gets groped>Goes on train>Gets stabbed>Gets shot>Gets groped >"B-b-but at least I'm saving money!">"T-T-T-This beats sitting in traffic!"
>>25764383I only like double decker busses so I can go on the top deck and look out the window and feel like God
>>25764244Read into the FIU bridge collapse, the tl;dr is that an all female feminist alliance started a construction company to btfo the patriarchy and caused 6 deaths and 10 injuries because their arrogant incompetence cause the bridge to collapse.
>>25764394>Go on double decker bus>Sir Cutpurse runs up the side of it and stabs up
>>25764367Wtf is big tarmac is this some new twitter fag lingo
>>25764423>implying the construction industry isn't in the pockets of everyone involved in planning infrastructureHow else do you explain this shit?
>honking your little hornNah, I'm going AWOOOOOGAH AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH. And your pussy ass can't stop me.
>>25764546sharts relish living in ignorance with how much companies run their governments. their only retort is "w-well at least i don't live in commie europe..."
>>25764553>c-c-capitalism badName a better system
>>25764553Get a job, pinkco.
>>25764570What country do you live in?
>>25764553That's not really relevant compared to self driving EVS that could literally drive you to the nearest police station if you misgender someone.Tesla are already paving the way for moving EVS without the owners permission.
>>25764577>o-one more viaduct will fix traffic I- I swear
>>25764584This is what it looks like today
>>25764546>>25764577ngl that looks amazing
>>25764583>starts seething about EVs out of nowhereyou can't make this shit up
>>25764169This is true. Any time I meet someone older than 18 without a license I just assume they have autism or are otherwise disabled.
>>25764627I felt genuinely embarrassed when I finally got a moped license at 21. I had friends in alfas and fords and I had nothing. Not even a bike.
>>25764604>EVs out of nowhereIt's an EV thread you dumb nigger
>>25764604Drive train doesn't matter you retarded /n/igger, it's the globohomo tech.
>>25763999>hes right. only babies drive cars. men drive trucks.
men drive civilian vans
>>25764656Busrider cope.Chicks dig cars.
>>25764645>>25764648my post was about how companies run the government, and EVs were brought up for no reason because sharts can't handle criticism about their government. they live fucking rent-free in your fucking head. seethe you obese sharts
>>25764679What country are you from?
the only good public transports are planes, trains and trams
>>25763939Back to /r/fuckcars with your zero effort baitAll fields
>>25764581>>25764683>noooooo stop criticizing the place where I live, tell me where you live so I can rag on you in return
>>25764679>this post>teliing anyonre else to seethelol keep malding out thirdie, maybe if you cry about Americans in every thread you'll stop being poor, but I sincerely doubt it LMAO
>>25764679COPE and SEETHE you retarded nigger, I'm EU and this is about globohomo tech not drivetrain. Just happens the most soicucked company is Tesla. Funny though how sharts live rent free in your fucking head.
>>25763939>>25763973>>25764197>>25764553>>25764656Hello v@tnicks hows the weather in Moscow?
>>25764809Are you retarded why would moscow want people to burn less oil you fucking retard?
>>25764809Hohols are more likely to hold OPs view rather than Russians. Z
go back to /k/
>>25764553Bro your politicians are even more insidious and globohomo. I don't know why you're wasting time obsessing about us.
>>25764835how about you argue his point instead of deflecting like a pathetic little bitch like he predicted?
>>25763945>Cager fragility lmaoI love soaking the unsuspecting busrider with ice-cold, filthy slush water as they naively stand next to the big puddle by the curb. The look on their effeminate faces is priceless.
>>25764696>>25764581Lmao there's a reason why these swarthy pussies are always too scared to say
>>25764814>>25764821>>25764833Take your anti western nonsense and go back, /biz/ is already overrun with you little worms.
>>25764374So a single job per week pays for all the gas you'll use all week? hmm> $300 minimum per job>5-15 jobs per week depending on how I manage my routeso $1500-$4500 per week JUST for residential jobsSTILL WINNING
>>25764584>fix trafficJamal, just count the cars in that pic and tell us again shill how they had a traffic problem.
>>25764843Why would I argue with someone criticizing a hole in my umbrella when they are soaking wet in the rain? I know I'm on 4chan but that I won't waste my time that poorly.
>>25764627You wouldn't believe how common this is in the US these days. Weak ass kids get anxiety behind the wheel
>>25764875How is it anti-western to point out that a country that gets a significant amount of its income from oil exports probably isn't interested in electric cars you fucking moron?
>>25764197>throw out insults>get insulted backYou're going to fail your dissertation.
>>25763999Real men ride motorcycles, pussy.
>>25765038>ride a motorcycle>when the roads are full of niggers and asians and womenFuck that. Even if you're the best rider on earth you can't stop some 3rd world retard doing something stupid
>>25764809>/k/ schizoGo suck more globohomo cock you retarded mutt.
>>25763939>i hate cars>better post this on a board about carsWhy are /n/iggers like this?
>>25764919>still deflectingdo sharts not know how to read? are your schools that fucking bad? maybe you should go back to school kiddo before you come on here and get embarrassed
Report leftypol /n/iggers for posting outisde their board, sage and hide.
Is anyone else sick to death of hearing about what some asshole said on Twitter?I swear to fucking god it's like every other news article cites some rando on Twitter saying something dumb and then portraying it as mainstream and serious opinion, even though it could have been written by a troll or a legit retard.
>>25764897>severely over-leveraged>less than $500 in savings for an emergency>LE BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!only a shart with 0 financial literacy would think that
>>25765290NOW that's a beautiful woman
>>25765297stop replying to them then. you only have yourselves to blame
>>25765290>>25765315>tattoos>nose piercing>fake titsNext
>>25764809Actual unironic fucking schizo lmao
>>25763949I tried to make this argument on /n/ and some faggot jannie over there banned me. Bikes are not transportation, they're toys for faggots that should've moved on when they turned 11. Nobody is getting anywhere important on a bike, you're just impeding traffic that should rightfully run your faggot ass over.
>>25764213>writing an ENGINEERING dissertation like a fucking women's studies graduateI hope they deny you your diploma and kick you the fuck out of the college of engineering and put you back in liberal arts where your dumb coping ass belongs.
>>25765427>I tried to make this argument on /n/ and some faggot jannie over there banned mebased. trolls get the rope
>>25765496>>I tried to make this argument on /n/ and some faggot jannie over there banned me>based. trolls get the rope
>>25765496you faggots whine every single day about people from /n/ and discord coming here to troll you, but you get mad when you do the same and get BTFO?
>>25765532meant for >>25765504
>>25765496No trolling about it, just facts and a cockchugging jannie that is mad I might reduce membership in his spandex buttsex meetup group.
>>25765532I didn't "come from /o/ to troll", I was on /n/ for aviation, but it's hard to even find plane threads because of so much faggot bike shit on a TRANSPORTATION sub when bikes are not fucking transportation. What's next, basketball discussion on /biz/ because retarded niggers in the ghetto think it's a way out of poverty?
>>25763939i dont take advice from internet hippos
>>25764922>too anxious to drive>live in the USI think I'd just rope, honestly.
>>25764546Spends on which part of the process the road is in. Is it just being repaired? Then there isn’t too much chicanery, however if it’s a complete new design monster then yes the kickbacks and corruption is all over. I don’t see how pushing government control fixes that though since the gov is usually more than willing to be bribed.
>>25765554>when bikes are not fucking transportationmost of the netherlands use them daily for transportation. just because your lardass would crush a bike if you attempted to get on one doesn't mean they aren't used in other parts of the world.
>>25765573Woah, you squeaked by an incompetent Boomer that set foot on track for the first time! and with likely stickier tires too! what a track hero!
>>25764936It isn’t anti western however if you are smart enough to realize that about Russia then you might come to the conclusion that mostEV shills on this board are chinks who are paid to try and drive the narrative about EV and the globohomo tech that they own.
>>25765598I don't care about what autists do in their toddler country.And what is it with bike faggots always insisting the person who thinks they're stupid is fat? I'm in better shape than you'll ever be, faggot, but that doesn't mean I want to get around at 12.5 mph getting ass blasted by the sun or winter wind with zero cargo capacity.Just say you're a faggot cuck bitch that is afraid of driving a car and cut out all of the coping.
>>25765608oof take a chillpill, shart. don't spike your blood pressure
>>25765594>t. urine cuck
>>25763939Beep Boop Boop Beep Hello I’m dashboard robot I hope you had a good day
>>25765598The Netherlands is not a serious country and none of them are important. Thank you for proving his point.
>>25765630>oof>chillpill>no actual retort to their retarded conjectureBack you go, faggot.
>>25765666He is just pretending to be retarded you know And yes I know>pretending
>>25765598>swamp Germany>relevant>to anything
>>25763939What the fuck is the retards take trying to convey?If hes a bike fag it's just a self own considering bikes are 100x more of a childs thing
>>25765666thanks for another (You). i'm eating good tonight!
>>25765643>t-they're not a real country...cope
>>25764199I get 16-18MPG in my trugg and worst I've seen is $75 every other week. Well worth the cost to see those tessie tears.
>>25764181I need to see trolleyboomer just peel the front off of that ugly thing.
>>25763939Deeply embarrassing walking anywhere. Lumbering about on two limbs like an ape. Shuffling your little feet. Real ooga booga behavior.
>>25764922>be boring as fuck 16 year old>didn't want to learn how to drive>didn't want to deal with the responsibility of handling a several ton vehicle>fast forward
>>25763939ITT coping europoor busriders as far as the eye can see
>>25763939Love it the ones screaming about fragility are the ones to literally break into an infant state if you call them a racial slur.
“You’re a white supremacist”
>>25764213You sound like a terrible fucking engineer, literally every mechanical engineer I have met in school has been a fucking retardIf you were smart you wouldn’t need a masters degree to get a job in this market
>>25763998Be car driver, have to shit, pull over and shit in the bushes, wipe with moss. Best shit ever. No jokes man. Shitting in the woods clears you out in 15 seconds. Theres no sitting around struggling to push it out and leaving while not feeling done. Its why indian people still shit on the street after the advertising and toilet building campaigns. Its why dogs refuse to use toilets. Shitting outside is best.
>>25764546Its going to be awesome if there is a mass causality event that leaves that intact along with some nice cars.
>>25768383>make retarded tweet>wtf we were only retarding to be pretendedpathetic
>>25765598They are also banning farms over there, so we will see how well bikes do when the riders are malnourished. Europe has a lot of stupid ideas, shouldnt praise them for it
>>25764011Happened to me once, I just couldn't hold anymore, drove my 4x4 straight into some tall grass next to the road and took gigantic fucking dump, I can't describe how good that felt, it was probably the single most enjoyable experience of my life over the course of next few years.
>>25763939Remember, guys, freedom of movement is childish. Stay in your pod. Eat the bugs.
Why should I care about your opinion, especially since you're a twitternigger?