[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/o/ - Auto

[Advertise on 4chan]


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 7i62ffhlvtb51.jpg (70 KB, 748x528)
70 KB
70 KB JPG
i want to mysteriously come up as a force to be reckoned with in my area when it comes to racing. There is a healthy car scene where i live and i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many. pretty much like what you see in NFS most wanted with the blacklist.

How do i go about doing this? And what car would be my best bet to accomplish such a thing? It'd have to be something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP. something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinks

i'm trying not to exaggerate here and sound stupid but this is a dream ive had for a long time and want to finally do it now that im old enough. should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified
>>
>>25440255
you typed all this bullshit just to say "i wanna buy a fast car"
>>
File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601)
65 KB
65 KB JPG
>>25440255
> i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many.
>should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified
>>
>>25440255
You are terminally retarded.
>>
>>25440255
You'd be laughed at as an edgy autist and nobody will race you, especially if you admit to being a nowrench
>>
>>25440268
I want something uncommon and ominous. would have to be all black. i'd want it to have superchaged flat plane crank high revving V8 power. so like maybe a crate engine from a shelby GT500? but dropped into some sort of roller chassis that you dont see too often. like some sort of little known and underrated 90s JDM car for a roller. and then just some sick aero mods to make it even more unrecognizable.
>>
File: images.jpeg-7.jpg (16 KB, 278x181)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
Don't bother you'll just end up killing yourself man.
>>
The whole idea is to become like that of an antagonist or protagonist youd see in like early 2000s racing games.

Id be a character basically. Theres this guy on youtube that has videos of him running from the cops and nobody has any idea who he is. he drives a Porsche around NYC and just races and runs from cops. it's badass and i want to be like that.
>>
>>25440306
Jesus christ this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen. You are a loser and no amount of "street racing wins" will change that. Get out of here with this masturbatory fantasy bullshit
>>
File: lol-risitas.gif (1.56 MB, 498x286)
1.56 MB
1.56 MB GIF
Holy mother of fuck
>>
File: 3620372893_9367fbcd12_b.jpg (240 KB, 1024x768)
240 KB
240 KB JPG
Polo shell with a vr6 or something? A really boring looking Mondeo would be a good one. You could keep it looking stock and being a Ford go crazy on it. Citreon Picasso, nobody would suspect it.
>>
>>25440255
>something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinks
If you are actually serious, you need to find a solid sleeper platform to start with and drop a fuckload of money into it if you cant do it yourself.

Heres an example of someone building a super car killer out of a shtibox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0OzfIXhtM
>>
Gutted Chevy suburban with 2 wu-tang whirlies
>>
OP's theme song before he races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FObPezIAk
>>
Buy a car off an Indian.
>>
>>25440360
Kill yourself eurocuck. No one has to resort to those retarded cuckboxes.
>>
>>25440306
Yamaha R1. Or are you a little pussy?
>>
File: 1648868098080.jpg (52 KB, 453x439)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>25440255
This is sweet. OP you should save this post and read it again when you are 30.

The real advice here is to go to the car meets and don't say ANYTHING like what you just posted. Just be nice and try to make friends with people and soon you will be into the local car culture. You will probably find the reality of the situation quite different than you imagine it. Don't do the street racing thing. It is pretty cringe and will get you in trouble or dead. Find your local SCCA or NASA and learn how to actually drive. Good luck, be safe and enjoy the hobby.
>>
Since your going the full autism route, why not be a wanderer from the txr games and only drive a certain road at a certain day of the week or month. Be known as the weirdo that just drives up and down the same highway looking for unsuspecting shitters in infinties and maximas to play cat and mouse with
>>
You're 20 years late anon
>>
>>25440363
Absolutely Based
>>
File: 1651437544000.gif (904 KB, 427x240)
904 KB
904 KB GIF
>>25440362
God damn the money in that car would buy a Ferrari. Also despite his car being amazingly fast he still jumps ever sinlg one of those rolling fag races. Not to mention there is not one word of suspension or handling mods besidestiers. It is a 7 layer cringe burrito that makes drifting look cool. Is this really what you want to be like OP?
>>
>>25440363
>>
>>25440456
That's what 99.99999% of sleepers are, they're designed for roll races or sometimes from a dig.
>>
>>25440255
You need to be 18 to post here but on the fringe chance this isn't bait and you're actually retarded, don't buy a high end car. Most people who flaunt their exotics are dogshit drivers, be much better to take a mid tier car, turbo it and know how to take a corner.

Unless...you want to drag race. You don't think flooring the peddle takes skill, right anon?.....
>>
File: d05qw.gif (2.03 MB, 360x201)
2.03 MB
2.03 MB GIF
>>25440414
This is actually not the worst way to live out your cringe, delusional fantasy OP. Just don't go full Death Proof.
>>
File: 1650190780121.webm (1.09 MB, 640x360)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB WEBM
>>25440473
>know how to take a corner.
This. A thousand times this.
>>
>>25440255
>What? Haven't you ever heard of the NISMO AUTISMO?! Ah, you're new here... well, they say he's an obese 36-year-old weeaboo that paid $40k for an R32 GT-R NISMO. He thought he was getting a decent deal even though he already missed the boat, but not only did he overpay, the seller was a man of jewish descent and lied through his crooked teeth - the car was actually just a GTS25 with an eBay turbo and GT-R badges slapped on it... he was too stupid and blinded by his erection for everything JDM to check the VIN, and couldn't tell the difference until it was too late. Now every once in a while, he tears through the night, seeking the merchant with the little hat and curly hairs that sold him his shitbox with rust bubbling up from under the paint. He never shows up to any of the car meets, people have only ever seen him after midnight once the freeway pulls start. I caught a glimpse of him a few times and thought he had a passenger with him once, but it looked like it was a pillow or something with an anime girl of questionable age printed on it.
>>
you could have the most endearing car on earth and people will still hate you
>>
File: 1573964735802.jpg (264 KB, 562x512)
264 KB
264 KB JPG
>>25440255
you have to be over 18+ to post here you actual fucking retard, you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin air, not to mention he was a fucking NEET too, just like you. Fucking kek.
>>
File: 1638998986129.png (747 KB, 1065x753)
747 KB
747 KB PNG
>>25440255
https://youtu.be/qiWNYqZ3QNs
>>
>>25440255
you're a fucking faggot who watches too much chinese cartoons OP
>>
>>25440517
Holy shit this thread didn't die for nothing. Thank you so much fir this story fren.
>>
>>25440255
cut the exhaust off your honda civic and call yourself the flying faggot. Thats basically what your doing
>>
OP as someone who is in a position like that, you're retarded. Just go to the track or go to park and chill meets and shitpost about cars, faggot.
>>
>>25440606
And you're a fucking fagott who anonymous bullies children on the internet. Very cool.
>>
>>25440631
lmao seethe, cope, dilate, and sneed, nigger.
>>
>>25440306
put in a civic op. it will be a sleeper since it’s a civic but under the hood is a tire stripping gut wrenching 500whp that will assimilate foes and also won’t handle like a pigfat stang with its superior double wishbone suspension and lightweight.
>>
>>25440255
Dude just buy a car u like, the fuck are you on about
>>
>>25440255
build a niche as the guy who always does burnouts, not gay standstills but tip in etc.
>>
File: eric-andre-eric.gif (1.9 MB, 640x360)
1.9 MB
1.9 MB GIF
>>25440255
Bruh street racing is cringe

What are you 12?
>>
>>25440362
>Sleeper
>Smoked lights, aftermarket wheels and inter-cooler, vented hood, engine that sounds a mile
Is it supposed to 'make everyone think it will blow before the finish line style' sleeper?
>>
>>25440255
Holy cringe
>>
>>25440255
Oddly enough I have some experience with this and it boils down to have a fast cat and win consistently. Get those two things together and you'll be a local Name that people will ask about and alter weekend plans to attend if you let it be known you're coming out because they know if you're coming out there's gonna be races.
>>
based autistic intial d brained retard id love to see more drivers like this
>>
>>25440255
Old muscle car, a ratty one especially. It will always be instantly recognizable and people will fear it even if it's generally a tame car
>>
>>25440255
You'll get your first ticket and change your mind.
>>
>>25440758
Or think you're gay
>>
>>25440517
The beginnings of a pasta
>>
>>25440326
link the porschechad
>>
>>25440306
geo metro
>>
Something about reading this made me immediately think 2000s Pontiac GTO. Look into it.
>>
File: the nightman.png (1.01 MB, 1500x3000)
1.01 MB
1.01 MB PNG
>>25440255
>>
>>25440306
Not 90's but even better. 2003 Honda Civic Sedan Hybrid. Although many would disagree this can very easily be restructured into a speed demon with minor modifications. Plus the battery helps provide extra torque to the wheels. Think of the Tesla of the early 2000's
>>
>>25440886
here's a compilation of his getaways from NYPD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxcgNDm6Gyw

pretty sure he's a nigger or mixed race, but using Porsche in such a congested area for what G*d intended it for is still extremely based.
>>
What about participating in official races like the Monaco grand prix? I'm 19 and have never touched a regular car let alone a racer so i think that ship has sailed a long time ago but I'm still curious
>>
File: 1644637845667.gif (1009 KB, 280x354)
1009 KB
1009 KB GIF
>>25440255
>>25440306
Ngl this gave me a decent chuckle. Good thread OP
>>
File: 1626089249483.jpg (102 KB, 869x810)
102 KB
102 KB JPG
>>25440306
>>
>>25441073
Yeah monaco is pretty easy, you just need to grind local races to get the infamy score
>>
>>25441117
Lmao
>>
dear op: everyone is going to call you a faggot for this, but reddit would hate you even more just for wanting to break laws and make car meet ricers feel like seethe, so I'm going to give you some advice:
>2001 subaru forester
>LS swap
>wider tires
>complete performance intake and exhaust overhaul
>forced induction
>extremely stiff suspension
>lower it a little
>black paint, black rims
>very aggressive tune that won't blow your engine
>extreme weight reduction (no spare tire, no speakers, no ac, no power steering, no passenger seat)
>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performance
>learn enough about car culture to call people ricers at meets and make fun of their cars
>if they have girls with them, they are easy targets and will almost always agree to race you
>their buddies will come with them to film it (they're assuming you'll lose and will probably try to kick your ass afterwards, so the second you win just get on the freeway and drive home)
should unironically cost you less than $20k, and if you find a long straight road in an industrial district, you'll be very unlikely to get in trouble with cops or run into any other cars. the hardest part of all of this will be building a sleeper and still getting it to pass smog.
>>
>>25441136
he is a faggot for it, lacks the skill to pull it off, lacks the confidence to create that persona he wants, and lacks the knowledge to make what you just said happen . don’t encourage shit that’ll get some retard teenager to slam into a tree when he drag races his “so epic” 800 hp “sleeper” in front of a bunch of guys with BRZs and 2003 350zs at cars and coffee
>>
>>25441146
>hes a faggot teenager
>hes going to crash into a tree
>in front of a bunch of guys with 350zs and BRZs at cars and coffee
why was this so oddly specific? was this you anon?
>>
>>25441015
>op saw a supra take off from a red light
>made him seethe so bad he invents a scenario in his own mind
>>
>>25440306
>>
>>25440255
You are not living an Anime retard.
>>
>>25440306
3000GT could prob hold that engine.
>>
Built GT-R
>>
>>25440255
Just so you know, you're not the only one that feels like that. Hopefully you can succeed in that dream without getting arrested or crashing into someone innocent.

So at least race late into the night, preferably with scouts, and on back roads!
>>
File: 1585740475310.jpg (2.83 MB, 2888x2404)
2.83 MB
2.83 MB JPG
>>25440517
based lmao
gl OP
>>
>>25440255
>something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP
insert the
3k civic with ( abit more than ) 2k in mods meme
but unironicly if ur post is unironic
>>
based thread
>>
Build a legit cop car with blacked out windows

Do burnouts whenever possible.
>>
>>25441359
Aren't those originally with a transverse mounted engine?
They're cramped as is, dunno how you would shove a V8 there
>>
>>25440517
Absolutely glorious
>>
File: a38.jpg (67 KB, 1024x962)
67 KB
67 KB JPG
>>25440558
>you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin air
This is my dream too...
>>
>>25440558
>you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin air
I want to do this too
>>
>>25440255
>800-1000hp
Depending on where you are, that is nowhere near enough to become a mysterious street racer of the night. That may have been enough in 1990 to dominate everyone on the roads then, but nowadays There's a 3,000hp viper somewhere around my area which is basically a manned missile. I've never seen it, but I have seen it on 1320, and I recognize the streets.
>>
>>25441690
Hello Texas
>>
File: 1650981919734.jpg (96 KB, 1080x795)
96 KB
96 KB JPG
>>25440638
>lmao seethe, cope, dilate, and sneed, nigger.
Right back at ya.
>>
>>25440631
get off my board and find some Brazilian equivalent of 4chan, ESL
>>
>>25440255
Suck off everyone you race
>>
File: gif-seesaw.gif (1.02 MB, 256x190)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB GIF
>>25440255
Anon,I know just how you feel, because I AM A LOCAL ANTIHERO RACE CAR DRIVER. I PROWL THE STREETS WITH MY HEAVILY MODDED CHRYSLER 300 THAT CAN RUN HIGH 12 SECONDS IN THE QUARTER MILE, GIVEN COLD WEATHER. I ONLY END UP DRIVING ONE ROUTE AND AM KNOWN AS THE BLUE GHOST OF THAT PATCH OF ROADBETWEEN MY TOWNHOUSE AND THE LOCAL KINDERCARE WHEREI DROP OFF MY KID. I have personally thought about racing for pink slips DOZENS of times. People ostensibly know not to mess with me. I'll see when you get to the top of the blacklist, kid.
>>
>>25440255
You sound like the retard who gets known for wrapping his car around a tree
>>
File: 1615340577932.jpg (157 KB, 1284x1096)
157 KB
157 KB JPG
>>25441182
>>
>>25440255
Tesla swap an old, light shitbox so you can silently creep up on your prey and then fucking annihilate them and be gone as fast as you came.

They will call you the faggot ghost racer and no one will give a shit
>>
>>25440517
fucking kek
>>
>>25440697
yeah lol
>>
>>25440255
nice dubs swap a v6 into a geo metro
>>
You will only be remembered for crashing
>>
>>25440306
Based, fuck the haders
>>
>>25442088
wont fit
>>
>>25441271
t.The Nightman
>>
>>25440255
Do it, op.
Give yourself a cool nickname too.
Call yourself the night eagle. Start putting up flyers around town.
>>
File: 1639405853716.gif (2.2 MB, 335x250)
2.2 MB
2.2 MB GIF
>>25442016
>>
>built K24 making like 600hp on an old Civic hatch with weight reduction to under 1000kg
>AWD conversion
that's it pretty much, add a dark tint, stiffer suspension, better brakes and you're set
>>
>>25442553
this would be such a fun track day car actually
>>
>>25442570
it has to be one of the cheapest supercar troll builds, the trickiest part is probably the AWD conversion
>>
>>25442553
>>25442575
it has to be either a 5th or 6th gen hatch or coupe, you can easily make one 850-900kg without going crazy
>>
>>25440255
anon I... real life is not a videogame or anime. You'll just look like a weeb
>>
>>25442553
More like a 600hp CRV on steelies. If you're a man enough, that is.
>>
>>25440255
step 1. get off this board
>>
>>25442824
Yeah he's way too based for /o/
>>
>>25440255
found your car
>>
>>25440558
B-but I will sell fun cars at affordable prices
>>
File: 1650418599015.png (567 KB, 581x504)
567 KB
567 KB PNG
>>25441961
Lamo, seethe for me!
>>
>>25440255
you're not going to be a good / notable "racer" if you have to pay to have your car modded. If you don't know exactly what every component is doing and what their limits and potentials are you'll never drive your car at its full potential.

Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing. Most of it is just young kids and mexicans driving their frs's and golf's like retards. None of them have anywhere near enough power or skill to be worth bothering with. Other than that it's just people that slam the gas down on the interstate and try to outrun the other, which is lame because it's just a matter of who has the faster car, nothing to do with skill.

Sure there's still a bit of canyon/mountain street racing maybe, but once again it's just people in bone stock / underpowered shitboxes. Not that it matters because instagram has made all the canyons and mountains busy as shit unless they're in total bumfuck nowhere. Good luck ever having a good time on the tail of the dragon in NC.
>>
>>25441690
in reality the vaaaast majority of modded cars are still under 1000hp and will never reach that. People don't realize the sheer amount of time and money it takes to go beyond that reliably.

If you're making 800-1000 wheel RELIABLY in a well tuned car with all the necessary supporting mods then it's more than enough to "terrorize" the streets. Nobody is going to fault you to losing to the guy with a 3000hp viper that put $300K into getting it there and can only run it for 30 mins a week before it needs half its parts and fluids replaced.
>>
>>25443219
In a normal circumstance, yes. I agree. However, OP wants to become the mysterious terror of the night. He can't just beat 99% of people. He can't lose. The blackbird of autism must be undefeated.

4,000hp. Minimum.
>>
>>25443204
>Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing.
Do you have any details on how these street races were? Unironically curious.
>>
Don’t wrap yourself around a telephone pole OP
>>
>>25443204
several of the top Mid Night Club guys paid to have their cars modded. The owner of the Yoshida Special 930 had it tuned by a specialty Porsche shop in Tokyo.
>>
>>25443204
>Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing. Most of it is just young kids and mexicans driving their frs's and golf's like retards.
not in jax, my buddy been racing audis, bmw, mustang, chargers, challegers, 370's, etc with his type R. and the 1st time i saw an r33 was also in jax.
granted its probably cuz its close to a military base
>>
>>25443517
I have OP's idea but not as autistically, trying to become some race boss or whatever and my mods are all paid for. Car should be ready by July, I'm coming down your way. Yes, CHALLY WALLY TIME!
>>
>>25441064
>G*d
>pretty sure he's a nigger or mixed race, but
shoo shoo hebrew
>>
>>25443809
how wally of a chally are you talkin now?
>>
>>25443809
based

will your car be only for the races or you'll daily it as well?
>>
>>25443204
literally just go to any mountain road at 3am and there will be someone in a boxster or miata every once in a while. lots of them have stiffer suspension and sway bars, not entirely bone stock, but pretty close.
>>
>>25440504
Who takes the corner better in this scenario?
>>
File: Blackbird930.jpg (95 KB, 1024x683)
95 KB
95 KB JPG
>>25440255
Ez I got you
Just buy a 911 Turbo and build it to go over 200mph on the highway
>>
>>25440255
You're a drooling retard
>>
Maybe get into rallycross? Then you get to drive as retarded as you want, earn a reputation (maybe a career if you truly have the balls to go all out)
>>
>>25440255
You don't have enough money for literally anyone to care. Stop.
>>
Not even the japs in the midnight club were this edgy lmao.
>>
>>25440517
nah op would have a NA 1.8 auto coupe because he cant drive manual and dosent know what a turbo looks like so he couldnt tell that the car he was buying was na
>>
>>25440558
this thread made me feel better about myself
>>
I can't tell if OP is an autist who has watched too much tv or a troll.
>>
>>25440255
>pays some hotrodder to build an ultra-fast sleeper.
>Hotrodder takes his cash and builds him a car that's just SLIGHTLY slower than his own.
>Hotrodder ass-rapes him in a heads-up match and takes his pink slip.
>>
>>25440306
>all black
tryhard poorfag cringe
>>
>>25440255
You ve been watching a lot of anime my dude
>>
>>25443233
>The blackbird of autism must be undefeated.
kek

I'd unironically watch if OP gets through with this idea and posts it on YouTube like the NYC Porsche dude.
>>
File: peppercock2.jpg (116 KB, 600x602)
116 KB
116 KB JPG
>>25440255
You essentially have to become a loser stalker. Seriously. You'll have to be around the area where kid racers congregate without actually being seen and at the same time close enough to hear if/when they are about to start racing, so you'll know when to get in your car.

What's worse is when you pull up and try to race someone, everyone will think you're a creep because you actually are, and your dream of being racer x will be viewed as being that creepy guy that just pulls up and starts revving his engine trying to get people to notice him.

Here's a better idea, get a helmet, be like the stig, show up to the event, stand outside your car without saying a word. When you have enough curious people around you, drop your pants, climb up to the roof your car, squat down, and push a shit out of your butthole, even if you don't have any shit to poop. No one will see your face and how many blood vessels you've popped, and your asshole will probably turn itself outward, but the look of absolute horror and terror in the eyes of those disgusting mud blooded goblins called racer kids in America (Spanish kids with their moms Corolla, probably still has her vacuum and mop in the trunk), would be worth it.

May God have mercy on your soul.
>>
>>25440255
Hey anon, you'll like this

https://youtube.com/c/MexicanHoonCartel
>>
>>25443953
Second car, wasn't the cleanest but preserved more speed than the first car did.
>>
>>25440638
haha he got you good faggot
>>
>>25440255
assuming you have the money, you're just going to kill yourself.
don't do it.
or do it and film it and have a friend post your inevitable fatal crash here.
>>
File: $_57.png (274 KB, 800x600)
274 KB
274 KB PNG
>>25441136
>>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performance
I wonder what an exhaust made from cherry bombs would sound like.
I'm talking from the headers all the way to the exhaust tips with the only regular exhaust pipe sections being the ones needed to make a turn
>>
>>25440255
You'll need a lot of fucking money and you'll need a lot of driving skills. Take care of the money and driving skill first.
Then it's down to you racing random locals and gapping them, if the road's a popular one where people often come to race you might get them talking
>>
>>25449391
drag racing doesnt require skills. just money and stupidity.
>>
>>25440255
Kill a cop
>>
>>25440255

Get a Tesla with disabled person plates.
>>
good thread
>>
>>25443953
the gt in theory, but in practice the miata owner carried way more speed
if the miata driver wss in the ford it would have been mad
>>
File: 1600137408566.jpg (858 B, 16x16)
858 B
858 B JPG
>>25440255
Get really good at racing, and race a lot. Idk how the fuck else you expect to become a famous racer. Fucking retard.
>>
>>25440255
The only racing you are going to do is 3rd gear highway pulls so good luck with that dream, assuming you live in America anyway.
>>
>>25440306
Your autism is making my night. Please tell me more fantasies of yours. This is unironically great btw.
>>
>>25440413
This sounds gayaf, please don’t take this advice OP. Stick to your autistic fantasy and make it come true
>>
>>25440255
Looks like somebody watched a little too much Initial D and Drive (2011).
>>
>>25440255
>drive the same road at the same time every night for hours
>if anyone attempts to pass you, moves faster than you at a red light, revs at you, or looks at you, gap them
Do this every single night for years. Eventually 1 or 2 people may ask about you, and what you're doing, or why.
The legend is born. Good speed, op. I look forward to the news article about the legend of the nismo autismo.
>>
File: top kek.jpg (59 KB, 640x615)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
Best thread on /o/ right now.
>>
>>25440255
No way Jose. You should just stick to finding a race track and using your car in related competitions.

Street racing can end you up in jail, or have someone killed. Fuck illegal street racing. Shit's gay, and always has been gay.
>>
>>25452019
>street racing is illegal
boo hoo nigger, op is more based than you can even fathom
>>
>>25452021
You stupid fuck. Your mom or dad could be driving and be killed by one of these stupid fucks.

I absolute despise fuckers like you that put people's lives at risk like that.
>>
>>25452021
>Thinks street racing is cool
>Doesn't realize its not 2003 anymore
What a fag
>>
>>25452028
my mom and dad aren't driving on mountain passes at 3 in the morning
>>25452030
oldfags stay losing
>>
>>25452034
Not true faggot. I knew some wiggers and black niggers in PA and NJ that would do this on normal routes with highways in-between.

Fags like you deserve the rope.
>>
>>25452039
i guess I will count myself lucky that my parents are neither wiggers nor niggers then

as long as you know your limits and your car, and don't exceed them, no big deal
>>
>>25440255
>>25440306
You're not the main character of a film. No one's gonna remember you nor care. All that's gonna happen is you're gonna end up dying from some avoidable bullshit.
>>
I am an actual "street racer"

If you want to actually build a sleeper, you have to become a mechanic first

If you want to win races, you have to become a driver capable of racing with competence

There are no shortcuts, other than to death

If you're asking on 4chan, my honest advice is just find a different hobby, because you're going to lose your money or your life, probably both
>>
>>25440255
first off what is your budget?
>>
>>25440255
Why not become Batman while you're at it?
>>
>>25440255
Okay I'll take the bait. If you want to be a "force to be reckoned with" you gotta understand that cars are just fast now. If anyone in your town has a hellcat you're probably going to lose. Best bet? Buy a 2JZ block and build it, then put it any shitbox rolling chassis that'll fit it. Then probably blow it up because it wasnt a hellcat your raced it was a dodge demon. You just lost to a road boat.
>>
I literally became so notorious in my area they'd park a cop car behind mine and would have the cop sit on his front porch and take pictures of me drifting by. I have successfully beaten every challenger in town, regardless of what they drove, in a '96 beetle TDI. I have beaten at least ten camaros, mustangs, and chargers each because the wiggers driving them don't know how to toe the wheels in, don't know shit about tire compounds, and don't know how to shift or execute high-G maneuvers. mom made me sell it for a dodge journey.
>>
>>25452093
pretty much this. I went down to TX2K and the insane amount of fast cars on the roads was pretty overwhelming. Twin turbo Huracans, turbo vipers, 1500+ hp GTR's, Hellcats, etc. Having just 1000hp doesn't even cut it nowadays after that event...I know /o/ is full of poor people coping but i have a C6 ZO6 and I couldn't even hang at all.
>>
>>25447172
Only a retard would take a new car and race it against the guy who built it. Literal definition of a sucker's bet.

so naturally OP would do it in a heartbeat, probably because "if I beat him I can swear him to silence".
>>
>>25440255
Anon watched one too many car movies.
>>
Posting on ebin bread
>>
The bass from the Chevelle was hitting Anon in the chest like a fist. There were a dozen cars parked in front of the old convenience store. There was a Maverick, two Impalas, a few Camaros. The air was cool and filled with the scent of gas and oil, exhaust fumes and burnt rubber.

A guy named Warren was strutting around his ’76 Oldsmobile Cutlass. It was a beautiful car. A dark green body with chrome Mag rims and chrome trim that ran across its surface like liquid lightning. Smoked-out glass and LED lights gave out an ethereal bluish glow like some bioluminescent sea creature.

>Ain’t none of y’all motherfuckers ready for the legendary Olds! Five hundred dollars line to line. Huh? Y’all mighty quiet. Come on, the Olds done sent many a boy home with his pockets lighter.

Anon leaned against his Duster as Warren pontificated. Talk didn’t mean anything. Talk didn’t drive the car. He had $1,000 in his pocket. It was all the profits from the last two weeks at the garage. He was $800 short on the rent. That was how he found himself just outside of Dinwiddie ten miles from the fairgrounds where legally sanctioned drag races were held. Anon closed his eyes again. He listened to Warren’s car idle. Under the sound of the boasting and dick swinging, Beau heard an unmistakable ticking. Warren had a bad valve in his engine.
>>
>>25452143
I've been going to 2k for like 15 years now. Even a decade ago a liter bike and 1k hp cars were considered middle of the road. I had a 700whp 300zx and I couldn't keep up with anyone that had a nice car. My sports bikes never kept up, GTRs made me look like I was on a moped.
>>
>>25440255
Get and audi s8
Sleeper
Fast
Can boost it
Something unusual in racing community
Just have skills to win
>>
i want to mysteriously come up as a force to be reckoned with in my area when it comes to racing. There is a healthy car scene where i live and i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many. pretty much like what you see in NFS most wanted with the blacklist.

How do i go about doing this? And what car would be my best bet to accomplish such a thing? It'd have to be something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP. something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinks

i'm trying not to exaggerate here and sound stupid but this is a dream ive had for a long time and want to finally do it now that im old enough. should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified
>>
>>25453375
agreed....OP wants to build 800-1000hp car thinking he be some kind of Autismo King of the streets just to do one highway pull and his shit catches on fire
>>
Buick GNX pretty much ticks all of your boxes. It definitely has a “final boss” vibe to it too.
>>
>>25440255
Never give up on your dreams anon, no matter how retarded they may seem and no matter much people put them down. They're all just lifeless NPCs who gave up on their dreams a long time ago. As long as you continue your autistic pursuit, you can make it come true or die trying.
>>
>>25441064
How does he do it? I thought NY was infested with cops? Do they just not bother to call in backup for police chases if they see a car thats not a beater?
>>
>>25440564
Fucking kek actually made me laugh
>>
>>25452143
Is America really like this ? I live in a rich city in germany and still if you had a normal scat pack you could still gap everything around apart from maybe the 3-5 rs6/gt3 etc. anything actually tuned or 1000hp could make the nismo autismo come true
>>
>>25454049
Isn't it illegal to modify cars in germany?
>>
Just hang out at night in the grocery store parking lot. Make sure you have under car lighting.
>>
>>25454049
Low tax relative to income, combined with very cheap gas/registration and the fact many states don’t have emissions tests means you can get away with a lot of shit in the US you couldn’t in the EU.
>>
File: bus.jpg (50 KB, 398x295)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
bus
>>
File: W4nBc5R.gif (137 KB, 180x135)
137 KB
137 KB GIF
high speed tree impact
>>
>>25454049
I’ve moved around the east coast and south my entire life and the craziest thing you usually see is a Hellcat.
>>
>>25454095
Compared to US, yes. Its possible but to be actually legal its very expensive and limited. Not too many people do actual tuning, and gas/owning cars is pretty expensive so most cars are 4cyl with <150 hp
>>
Street racing is dead. Even if it weren't, you wouldn't be able to afford it.
>>
>>25440255
I want to rent a mustang gt and bully ricers on weekends
>>
>>25440255
Alright OP, I like your autism and absolutely hate most of /o/, so I will give you as much advice as I have. I was a member of RCI for a few years before they became fags who cared more about mixtapes and porn than cars. If you're going to go about Street racing, you have to think about it kind of like you're going to commit vandalism for fun. You need to have a plan, remain a little unpredictable, and you need to have a lot of money. You can't just go racing whenever, and you need to know when and where your potential targets will be and where the cops will be. Think about the places in your local area that you could conceivably get away with street racing on, and think about potential routes you would take if someone started to chase you. Keep in mind that if the cops do get wind of your antics, they can just randomly turn up at your house one day if they get enough reports about a race car going down the highway at a buck fifty at 11 PM. Have a contingency plan. Also think about what kind of car you would need to succeed in your area. If you have a lot of straight open roads, you're going to need a lot of power. If you're in a more twisty area, you'll need something that handles like it's on rails. Both of these are extremes of course, so you're going to have to find some car that fits your needs. Seat time is everything, you will need to practice if you want to start bullying other drivers at speed. Also scout the road before you race to avoid running into shit.
>>25440363
This is unironically a great idea, it won't handle very well but a turbocharged Chevy suburban is an absolute monster.
>>25441136
This is not a good idea. Subaru all wheel drive system and transmission won't be able to take the torque from a tuned LS1 V8 and be sustainable, unless you want to swap in an STI 6 speed, which is ludicrously expensive. (Believe me I have tried, engine swaps are a pain in the ass, and so are subarus.)
>>
>>25453874
No chase policy depending on the bulletin, time of day, speed, the responding officer. City cops won't follow you to the highway. They're not gonna chase a speeder when schools are letting out or if they're tracking speed too high unless you're a suspect in a major crime.
>>
>>25454486
>*Stops you in your tracks*
Pfft, nothing personal kid.
>>
>>25454748
shut up european
>>
File: based big man phil.jpg (25 KB, 474x477)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>25440255
anime isnt real anon
>>
>>25454049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BLEkwptA8&ab_channel=StreetCarVideo

or search TX2K in youtube you will see a lot of videos from previous years
>>
File: IMG_20220508_225155.jpg (1.64 MB, 4608x3456)
1.64 MB
1.64 MB JPG
>>25440255
>literally my face when reading this
You have to be the most autistic fuck to ever post here. And this is coming from someone sitting in his shop with a sex doll on the couch across from him, reacting in real time to this stupid shit.
>>
File: 1516932737080.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB GIF
>>25440456
>All that shit done to the engine
>Cheapo ebay NRG Racing seats
>Literal human basedjak as a host
jesus fuck
>>
>>25455051
Australian actually faggot, you wish you could take turns like we do instead you're in your immobile landship that needs an entire parking lot to do a U-turn.
>>
bump because i have to screencap tomorrow
>>
>>25442669
First gen of course
>>
>>25440306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC-ZC7pCzSI
crown victoria
>>
Op, the most important thing to take away is it’s ok to lose. Even Schumacher or Senna has lost races.
Don’t aim to be unbeatable; aim to be unbreakable.
>>
>>25454175
Imagine being this cucked lmao
>>
This is the closest I've found, OP.

https://youtu.be/pRvOg5h4xX0

Not really mysterious, but the comment section is about how he is a NFS rival. He even wears the same clothes and has catch phrases.
>>
>>25455322
>how he is a NFS rival. He even wears the same clothes and has catch phrases.
based?
>>
go to midwest and become dirt track star
>>
>>25453371
Made me laugh, well done
>>
File: hph.jpg (27 KB, 376x329)
27 KB
27 KB JPG
>>25440564
I'm so fucking old
>>
>>25440255
dude, if you have a 800hp+ build and have other people build it, those mechanics would spread the word and everyone who is a car enthusiast would end up knowing you and "your" build without you having to fall down a cliff or into a family S.U.V killing innocent people, once the build is finished just show up to car meets and enjoy the attention
>>
this goofy ass thread again
>>
>>25440255
if you have to make an /o/ thread asking how to become the real life dagumi, chances are you aren't that guy, pal. also, no one outside of faggy reality TV races for pinks, this reeks of bait but i also have a feeling you're serious.
>>
File: mazda kek.png (272 KB, 918x464)
272 KB
272 KB PNG
>half the posts itt are people taking this seriously
>>
1 in 5 cars in my neighborhood have 500 horsepower or more.

You cant really "race" anymore, trophy wives will embarrass you in your "sports car" if they really wanted to.
>>
>>25453371
I'd read this if it were a novel
>>
>>25454748
I could take that at 45 - 55 easy in my stang
>>
>>25440255
>How do i become a known racer in my area

Before you decide on actual racing, you should build up some car wrenching skills first. At the car scene, people will eventually realize you have actual wrenching skills. If you occasionally help others wrench their cars, you will earn a lot of street cred because others will actually verify you demonstrated wrenching skills in person and also helped them. This is the solid type rep you want. It is far better than superficial rep from simply showing up with a fast car.
>>
>>25458367
OP should try jacking them off first
>>
>>25452028
I WILL drive 100 over on public roads
You can't do anything about it
>>
>>25440255
retarded or under@ge b&?
>>
>>25458367
This, ex friend of mine has an fd that I built for him because he's a filthy wrenchlet. Anytime someone at a meet asked him anything about his car he would just look over at me then I would explain everything. Ran into him again like a year ago at a car show and he couldn't even tell people what turbo he was running.
>>
>>25440306
z31
>>
File: superlaugh.jpg (331 KB, 517x768)
331 KB
331 KB JPG
>>25452028
>>
File: gigachad 9.png (510 KB, 1080x1298)
510 KB
510 KB PNG
pic related, an actual photo of OP that i took when he was helping me up after his car blew me away
>>
There used to be a russian dude that had boosted an early 2000s kia sportage to 700 wheel and kept asking people for money races.
He was a total faggot and never showed up again after getting embarrassed by 800+ wheel evos and s3s.
>>
>>25440255
dumb LARPing underage autistic tourist
>>
I became notorious for beating everyone in my '97 manual beetle. EGR deleted, golf pick-n-pull turbo, toyos and slight toe in made it all work. It was bad enough where the police would park their cars around mine just so they'd know when I'd leave so they could start patrolling, but I had a radar detector by that point so no tickets. Me and another guy would coordinate pulls over a radio and we owned most of 99 and angels camp. Unfortunately, since merced is a shithole it was stolen and totaled when the homeless meth zombie went head-on into a cement truck. I moved onto bikes because cars are gay.

current whip is a TDI beetle which is *not* raced because these things are rare in the US and I don't want to break it
>>
OP, we need an update. You better be researching and learning what kind of car you can afford to drive like that. Even if you have to start with real poorfag shit, the more you practice, the better you will get.
>>
>>25458623
based department calling
>>
>>25440315
Gay, u r gay my mans. Let him have some fun in life, a fast car is a sublime pleasure.
>>
>>25440255
>>
File: nightman.png (780 KB, 781x522)
780 KB
780 KB PNG
nightman posting baka
>>
i'll eat you alive nightman
>>
Lost hard
>>
Be really quick and don't LARP just do it.

Let me tell you the tale of Uncle Goldwing. I used to frequent a nearby section of twisty roads while on my way way to and from a friend's place, it was a pretty frequent hotspot for Bikes mostly. At the time I was riding an '89 FZR600R at 600cc sport bike, not a full on supersport but plenty quick and with my tiny ass on it, the thing handled pretty well. I'd regularly outpace and over take Bros on R1s and S1000RRs due to being able to ride marginally better than them. Then comes along Uncle Goldwing, your classic Hi-Vis Dad Rider, Schuberth Modular Helmet, Eye Melting Day-Glo jacker, Mom Jeans, the works. Uncle Goldwing on his massive rolling couch manages to overtake me and the rest of the goons every single fucking time, mans had pace.

Tl;Dr: Be Quick.
>>
>>25463482
You're a faggot
>>
File: 1595639691987.jpg (69 KB, 646x687)
69 KB
69 KB JPG
>>25440517
>>25440517
fffuck mee
>>
>>25440255
>YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME AND MY 85!
>I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM PART OF THE COROLLA BOYZ DUO!!
>*TELEPORT DRIFTS BEHIND YOU.....*
>*HMPH!...PATHETIC!..*
>>
>>25440268
Fpbp
OP acting like HP alone will make him Ryosuke.
>>
Everybody gangsta till the LeSabre gets on the freeway
>>
File: laughingpepe.jpg (865 KB, 2544x4000)
865 KB
865 KB JPG
>>25464798
>>
>>25464843
Why couldn't it if he trusts in the heart kf the transmission
>>
File: 30 year old boomer.jpg (26 KB, 380x349)
26 KB
26 KB JPG
>>25440564
based
>>
File: glowie.png (148 KB, 322x527)
148 KB
148 KB PNG
>>25452019
Hello, mr. DMV man
>>
>>25440255
Are you 12? Lay off the Need for Speed kiddo
>>
>>25440255
take an acura legend and drop a 2jz into it and make sure the car can't handle it at all and then slap a twin turbo on it

you should feel like you could die at any moment while accelerating
>>
>>25440255
Is this /o/ pasta?
>>
>>25449424
Drag racing does take skill if you're driving a high powered manual car with no assists. Racing on the track still takes more skill.
>>
Pull a Shelby
Get an engineering degree and build your own car out of a barn
>>
>>25469735
It is now.
>>
File: 1652074213179.jpg (59 KB, 720x1133)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
back when i first got my licence street racing took off in the shithole i live in. every friday night was shitbox gran autismo which most often ended in a fist fight between someone on the bogan side and someone on the asian side. that shit was great, i dont know how nobody died. 160kmh in clapped out commodores and liberties with bald tires, on road, off road. anywhere, man. i miss those days.
we had the rivalries and everything, the only guy i couldnt beat was some schitzo in a clapped out imreza sedan that he spray painted with rattle cans.
it makes me sad that those rivalries dont matter, nobody even really remembers. it was so important at the time but now it's really just gone into memory. i didnt know the good old days could come and go before you hit 30.
>>
r8 my sleeper idea:
>any post-90s Peugeot sedan/coupe converted to RWD with a petrol V6
why? well, peugeots fucking suck and nobody takes peugeot drivers seriously
>>
>>25470262
>t. American who have never driven a Peugeot in his life
>>
File: Beeg show.gif (2.64 MB, 275x267)
2.64 MB
2.64 MB GIF
>>25470262
>well, peugeots fucking suck and nobody takes peugeot drivers seriously
>>
>>25470318
yuropoor, actually
>>
>>25440255
This ain't the fucking 90s and you aren't on some mountain road in Japan you fucking mongrel
>>
>>25440255
Look for car meets and illegal street racers. Go out and live your need for speed main character fantasy
>>
>>25470318
Americans literally don’t know what a Peugeot is because they just make little fag-mobiles for poor Eastern Europeans
>>
>>25443204
There are so many other roads near the tail that I don't even give a shit about the dragon.
>>
>>25440463
>they're designed for roll races or sometimes from a dig.
What other races exist? Start in reverse wtf?
>>
>>25473171
No ones doing the Lemans run to your car and start it shit.
>>
>>25440255
pontiac grand prix gtp. no one will expect a pontiac sedan to beat them. they are cheap and easy to make power with
>>
File: 1617829054758.png (378 KB, 404x476)
378 KB
378 KB PNG
>>25440517
>NISMO AUTISMO
>>
>>25471479
Americans can't find Utah on the map or their way to school without getting shot either, so let's not set any high bars here
>>
>>25457080
/o in a nuthshell
>>
>>25441064
This pisses me off how many left lane campers. They're also the reason this guy even gets away cause hell shoot for gaps a cop won't. Good for porche guy
>>
File: mainfold.jpg (16 KB, 600x338)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>25441136
>>LS swap
>>wider tires
>>complete performance intake and exhaust overhaul
>>forced induction
>>extremely stiff suspension
>>lower it a little
>>black paint, black rims
>>very aggressive tune that won't blow your engine
>>extreme weight reduction (no spare tire, no speakers, no ac, no power steering, no passenger seat)
>>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performance
It's so easy to spot bus riders when they start talking modifications lol.
>>
>>25441136
I don't think cars is the right hobby for you
>>
File: 1620333160124.jpg (216 KB, 1125x1022)
216 KB
216 KB JPG
>>25473262
>>
>>25440326
>Id be a character basically. Theres this guy on youtube that has videos of him running from the cops and nobody has any idea who he is. he drives a Porsche around NYC and just races and runs from cops. it's badass and i want to be like that.
wheres981 is a dumbass. Not only because of his driving but because of how much evidence he puts on social media. Dude even started selling merchandise for his YouTube channel.
It would take an investigator a day to find this guy if they actually gave a fuck.
>>
>>25440517
topkek I fucking kneel
>>
File: 1652034844254.gif (88 KB, 68x90)
88 KB
88 KB GIF
>>25473559
Kek, yeah. Seeing retards dunning Kruger themselves is always amusing.
>>
>>25441136
you have never turned a wrench before and you sound retarded
>>
>>25440255
When I drive over my favourite b roads which are known by car guys I usually meet another one who wants to have a little "race" once or twice a year.
Funny thing is here in germany the people I've met drove mostly midsize sedans from the 2010's with around 250-300hp, BMW 3 Series, Audi A4, VW Passat stuff so that you can enjoy the car while avoiding any unnecessary attention. Tuned suspension, track tires, tuned engines, stock ride height stock wheels.
We drive fast but not like idiots for 30-40km after that we never see each other again. You enjoyed it, he enjoyed it but don't tell anyone ;)
Great experience.
>>
>>25475212
>Tuned suspension, track tires, tuned engines, stock ride height stock wheels.
Isn't that thing quite annoying in Germany? Like the TUV and all that shit. How do you find a way around that?
>>
>>25476317
TÜV is hard because it wants to test everything, not because tuning is not possible.
For suspension & wheels they want to see if your tires are rubbing, exhausts must be tested that they are not too loud, software tuning that it doesn't raise the noise or emmission levels and so on.
As long as it's tested or someone else already tested this combination of parts and you have the certificate almost everything is possible.
>>
>>25474153
ye bongs are also third world, that is, American-tier
lol
>>
>>25440255
Fuckin kek, sounds like some of the shit I dreamt of as a child.
Unironically though, id choose a built, stripped out dsm
>>
>>25440255
Bump back till we hit the limit. I cannot let such a retarded thread die
>>
File: 1618407277338.jpg (62 KB, 1015x1024)
62 KB
62 KB JPG
>>25440306
>>
>>25440362
>40psi boost on stock sleeves and tranny
how did this thing not blow up yet?
>>
File: 1451605505337.gif (1.84 MB, 325x244)
1.84 MB
1.84 MB GIF
>>25440517
Fucking lost it.
>>
File: Naamloos-2.jpg (35 KB, 600x600)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>25440255
lol autism

or should I say.. autoism
>>
>>25440255
You only become known for fucking up and crashing
>>
>>25440326
>>25440306
>>25440255
Holy kek this is some fresh top tier pasta
>>
File: NISMO AUTISMO.png (529 KB, 2588x980)
529 KB
529 KB PNG
>>25455220
>screencap
beat you to it

>>25479684
CARLOS YOU JACK BASTARD
>>
>>25440255
you'll likely end up like most of the "racers" in my city, wrapping your random sleeper shitbox around a pole or slamming it into a house/tree. (because all the racers during the need for speed/fast & furious heyday wrecked all the interesting imports that boomers didn't cling on to.)
>>
File: vlcsnap-125143.png (88 KB, 320x272)
88 KB
88 KB PNG
>>25442016
>I have personally thought about racing for pink slips DOZENS of times. People ostensibly know not to mess with me
>>
>>25480184
guarantee 90% of those posts are OP
>>
>>25480305
shizo
>>
>>25480184
>tfw the nightman image I spent 2 hours making didn’t make it into the screencap >>25441015
>>
first you need to buy plot armor before you can even think about finding me on the wangan
>>
File: 1274487212961.jpg (13 KB, 250x270)
13 KB
13 KB JPG
>>25481558
I enjoyed your work, drawfag.
>>
>>25481558
Give me a day or so I’ll add your drawfaggotry in and make a revised version
>>
Bumperino
>>
File: 1630353495761.jpg (88 KB, 575x431)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
MX3 converted to RWD with a flat plane LS TT. Hardly anyone remembers these shitboxes and there are tons of ricer shit for them that's probably been in a warehouse for 20 years
>>
the evil look of widebody fb/sa rx7 would do half the job for you my autistic friend
>>
>>25440255
>>25440306
oh fuck yes im diggin it go as fast as possible
we all gonna make it
>>
>>25482613
Actually mx3 shit is getting hard to find. I think retards were stocking up on parts thinking it was the wrong autozam becoming available.
>>
>>25440564
why the fuck is there a evo behind her when she drives a 350z
>>
>>25481558
>>25481997
here you boys go
>>
File: i458917.jpg (31 KB, 622x422)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
organized street racing (scouts on the lookout for traffic or even cops) is based
unorganized street racing will get others killed
>>
>>25484357
what movie is it from?
>>
>>25484366
It's from Megalopolis Expressway Trial 2 (Shuto Konsoku Trial)
>>
>>25484414
extremely based movie
>>
It's literally me from 15 years ago god I want to die of cringe! I actually thought you you could slap a turbo on anything and make it fast without spending much. Roll up to a professional performance shop in my new 2008 yaris and ask what they can do. He gathers all his coworkers around as he laughs at me for not knowing shit and to not come back. I went home and cried.
>>
>>25440326
>>25475175
Just been introduced to wheres981 from this thread.
Today OP was not a faggot.
>>
>known racer
Enjoy getting mossaded by the cops
>>
File: 1646371247709.jpg (34 KB, 640x648)
34 KB
34 KB JPG
>OP wins a race
>other drivers come up to his window afterwards, expecting a normal human being
>OP has a trenchcoat, a dark bowler hat, black plastic sunglasses, fingerless gloves and a cane leaning on the passenger seat (with a skull on it)
>rolls the window down
>just fucking stares at the other drivers
"Hey buddy you alright? That was some sick driving. You good bro?"
>keeps staring for a solid 30 seconds, saying nothing
>twitches, suddenly speeds off in a hurry to escape the social interaction
>Wow I am so cool and mysterious, they had no idea what my intentions were! I should write this down and make a MANGA!
>>
>>25443233
>4k HP
Just become a train engineer
>>
>>25484414
thx
>>
>>25475175
Dude even started selling merchandise for his YouTube channel.

quite based, making profit from videos of illegal speeding. reminds me a bit of Underground 2 that you were sponsored by tuning companies while you're street racing kek
>>
File: 3490235-24626.jpg (22 KB, 240x320)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>25485580
yeah he doesnt get it

>>25440255
if they know where you live, they'll pick you up w/o too much effort
take it from a no license, no insurance, no immatriculation katana1100 dirty rider... you dont wanna be known
>>
>>25440255
Watch initial d various times as well as fast and the furious unironically take some notes. Going to ur first meets use a burner car and wear a gimp suit
>>
File: 789783347490903.jpg (16 KB, 550x362)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
you need a bat cave to hide your toys
>>
File: 1651283320514.png (158 KB, 300x300)
158 KB
158 KB PNG
I love this thread kek, it's like something a 13 year old would daydream of
>>
>>25475175
I heard they already know who he is and are possibly building a case against him as we speak. tons of his subscribers have been advising him to go off the grid recently because his content is becoming more viewed than ever. shame because he's doing exactly what cringe 'no hesi' kids wish they could do and documenting all of it.
>>
File: file.png (2.11 MB, 1920x816)
2.11 MB
2.11 MB PNG
i want to mysteriously come up as a force to be reckoned with in my area when it comes to racing. There is a healthy car scene where i live and i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many. pretty much like what you see in NFS most wanted with the blacklist.

How do i go about doing this? And what car would be my best bet to accomplish such a thing? It'd have to be something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP. something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinks

i'm trying not to exaggerate here and sound stupid but this is a dream ive had for a long time and want to finally do it now that im old enough. should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified

pic related is my old ride
>>
>>25440255
Get yourself a bmw e46 m3 gtr and put a giant ass spoiler on it.
Simple as
>>
>>25482793
>who the hell do you think I am?
Umm... a faggot?
>>
File: 1600808375492.png (331 KB, 491x491)
331 KB
331 KB PNG
>>25483769
Thanks king.
>>
>>25486693

shhh thats where i keep the dragon... never mind...
>>
Tried to do this back when I lived on the north coast of aus I hated the car scene had a fast car and got out too many normies harassment from cops
If I get another cash injection I might pick it up



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.