i want to mysteriously come up as a force to be reckoned with in my area when it comes to racing. There is a healthy car scene where i live and i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many. pretty much like what you see in NFS most wanted with the blacklist.How do i go about doing this? And what car would be my best bet to accomplish such a thing? It'd have to be something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP. something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinksi'm trying not to exaggerate here and sound stupid but this is a dream ive had for a long time and want to finally do it now that im old enough. should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified
>>25440255you typed all this bullshit just to say "i wanna buy a fast car"
>>25440255> i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many.>should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modified
>>25440255You are terminally retarded.
>>25440255You'd be laughed at as an edgy autist and nobody will race you, especially if you admit to being a nowrench
>>25440268I want something uncommon and ominous. would have to be all black. i'd want it to have superchaged flat plane crank high revving V8 power. so like maybe a crate engine from a shelby GT500? but dropped into some sort of roller chassis that you dont see too often. like some sort of little known and underrated 90s JDM car for a roller. and then just some sick aero mods to make it even more unrecognizable.
Don't bother you'll just end up killing yourself man.
The whole idea is to become like that of an antagonist or protagonist youd see in like early 2000s racing games. Id be a character basically. Theres this guy on youtube that has videos of him running from the cops and nobody has any idea who he is. he drives a Porsche around NYC and just races and runs from cops. it's badass and i want to be like that.
>>25440306Jesus christ this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen. You are a loser and no amount of "street racing wins" will change that. Get out of here with this masturbatory fantasy bullshit
Holy mother of fuck
Polo shell with a vr6 or something? A really boring looking Mondeo would be a good one. You could keep it looking stock and being a Ford go crazy on it. Citreon Picasso, nobody would suspect it.
>>25440255>something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinksIf you are actually serious, you need to find a solid sleeper platform to start with and drop a fuckload of money into it if you cant do it yourself.Heres an example of someone building a super car killer out of a shtibox.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0OzfIXhtM
Gutted Chevy suburban with 2 wu-tang whirlies
OP's theme song before he races.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FObPezIAk
Buy a car off an Indian.
>>25440360Kill yourself eurocuck. No one has to resort to those retarded cuckboxes.
>>25440306Yamaha R1. Or are you a little pussy?
>>25440255This is sweet. OP you should save this post and read it again when you are 30. The real advice here is to go to the car meets and don't say ANYTHING like what you just posted. Just be nice and try to make friends with people and soon you will be into the local car culture. You will probably find the reality of the situation quite different than you imagine it. Don't do the street racing thing. It is pretty cringe and will get you in trouble or dead. Find your local SCCA or NASA and learn how to actually drive. Good luck, be safe and enjoy the hobby.
Since your going the full autism route, why not be a wanderer from the txr games and only drive a certain road at a certain day of the week or month. Be known as the weirdo that just drives up and down the same highway looking for unsuspecting shitters in infinties and maximas to play cat and mouse with
You're 20 years late anon
>>25440363Absolutely Based
>>25440362God damn the money in that car would buy a Ferrari. Also despite his car being amazingly fast he still jumps ever sinlg one of those rolling fag races. Not to mention there is not one word of suspension or handling mods besidestiers. It is a 7 layer cringe burrito that makes drifting look cool. Is this really what you want to be like OP?
>>25440363
>>25440456That's what 99.99999% of sleepers are, they're designed for roll races or sometimes from a dig.
>>25440255You need to be 18 to post here but on the fringe chance this isn't bait and you're actually retarded, don't buy a high end car. Most people who flaunt their exotics are dogshit drivers, be much better to take a mid tier car, turbo it and know how to take a corner.Unless...you want to drag race. You don't think flooring the peddle takes skill, right anon?.....
>>25440414This is actually not the worst way to live out your cringe, delusional fantasy OP. Just don't go full Death Proof.
>>25440473>know how to take a corner. This. A thousand times this.
>>25440255>What? Haven't you ever heard of the NISMO AUTISMO?! Ah, you're new here... well, they say he's an obese 36-year-old weeaboo that paid $40k for an R32 GT-R NISMO. He thought he was getting a decent deal even though he already missed the boat, but not only did he overpay, the seller was a man of jewish descent and lied through his crooked teeth - the car was actually just a GTS25 with an eBay turbo and GT-R badges slapped on it... he was too stupid and blinded by his erection for everything JDM to check the VIN, and couldn't tell the difference until it was too late. Now every once in a while, he tears through the night, seeking the merchant with the little hat and curly hairs that sold him his shitbox with rust bubbling up from under the paint. He never shows up to any of the car meets, people have only ever seen him after midnight once the freeway pulls start. I caught a glimpse of him a few times and thought he had a passenger with him once, but it looked like it was a pillow or something with an anime girl of questionable age printed on it.
you could have the most endearing car on earth and people will still hate you
>>25440255you have to be over 18+ to post here you actual fucking retard, you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin air, not to mention he was a fucking NEET too, just like you. Fucking kek.
>>25440255https://youtu.be/qiWNYqZ3QNs
>>25440255you're a fucking faggot who watches too much chinese cartoons OP
>>25440517Holy shit this thread didn't die for nothing. Thank you so much fir this story fren.
>>25440255cut the exhaust off your honda civic and call yourself the flying faggot. Thats basically what your doing
OP as someone who is in a position like that, you're retarded. Just go to the track or go to park and chill meets and shitpost about cars, faggot.
>>25440606And you're a fucking fagott who anonymous bullies children on the internet. Very cool.
>>25440631lmao seethe, cope, dilate, and sneed, nigger.
>>25440306put in a civic op. it will be a sleeper since it’s a civic but under the hood is a tire stripping gut wrenching 500whp that will assimilate foes and also won’t handle like a pigfat stang with its superior double wishbone suspension and lightweight.
>>25440255Dude just buy a car u like, the fuck are you on about
>>25440255build a niche as the guy who always does burnouts, not gay standstills but tip in etc.
>>25440255Bruh street racing is cringeWhat are you 12?
>>25440362>Sleeper>Smoked lights, aftermarket wheels and inter-cooler, vented hood, engine that sounds a mileIs it supposed to 'make everyone think it will blow before the finish line style' sleeper?
>>25440255Holy cringe
>>25440255Oddly enough I have some experience with this and it boils down to have a fast cat and win consistently. Get those two things together and you'll be a local Name that people will ask about and alter weekend plans to attend if you let it be known you're coming out because they know if you're coming out there's gonna be races.
based autistic intial d brained retard id love to see more drivers like this
>>25440255Old muscle car, a ratty one especially. It will always be instantly recognizable and people will fear it even if it's generally a tame car
>>25440255You'll get your first ticket and change your mind.
>>25440758Or think you're gay
>>25440517The beginnings of a pasta
>>25440326link the porschechad
>>25440306geo metro
Something about reading this made me immediately think 2000s Pontiac GTO. Look into it.
>>25440255
>>25440306Not 90's but even better. 2003 Honda Civic Sedan Hybrid. Although many would disagree this can very easily be restructured into a speed demon with minor modifications. Plus the battery helps provide extra torque to the wheels. Think of the Tesla of the early 2000's
>>25440886here's a compilation of his getaways from NYPD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxcgNDm6Gywpretty sure he's a nigger or mixed race, but using Porsche in such a congested area for what G*d intended it for is still extremely based.
What about participating in official races like the Monaco grand prix? I'm 19 and have never touched a regular car let alone a racer so i think that ship has sailed a long time ago but I'm still curious
>>25440255>>25440306Ngl this gave me a decent chuckle. Good thread OP
>>25440306
>>25441073Yeah monaco is pretty easy, you just need to grind local races to get the infamy score
>>25441117Lmao
dear op: everyone is going to call you a faggot for this, but reddit would hate you even more just for wanting to break laws and make car meet ricers feel like seethe, so I'm going to give you some advice:>2001 subaru forester>LS swap>wider tires>complete performance intake and exhaust overhaul>forced induction>extremely stiff suspension>lower it a little>black paint, black rims>very aggressive tune that won't blow your engine>extreme weight reduction (no spare tire, no speakers, no ac, no power steering, no passenger seat)>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performance>learn enough about car culture to call people ricers at meets and make fun of their cars>if they have girls with them, they are easy targets and will almost always agree to race you>their buddies will come with them to film it (they're assuming you'll lose and will probably try to kick your ass afterwards, so the second you win just get on the freeway and drive home)should unironically cost you less than $20k, and if you find a long straight road in an industrial district, you'll be very unlikely to get in trouble with cops or run into any other cars. the hardest part of all of this will be building a sleeper and still getting it to pass smog.
>>25441136he is a faggot for it, lacks the skill to pull it off, lacks the confidence to create that persona he wants, and lacks the knowledge to make what you just said happen . don’t encourage shit that’ll get some retard teenager to slam into a tree when he drag races his “so epic” 800 hp “sleeper” in front of a bunch of guys with BRZs and 2003 350zs at cars and coffee
>>25441146>hes a faggot teenager>hes going to crash into a tree>in front of a bunch of guys with 350zs and BRZs at cars and coffeewhy was this so oddly specific? was this you anon?
>>25441015>op saw a supra take off from a red light>made him seethe so bad he invents a scenario in his own mind
>>25440255You are not living an Anime retard.
>>254403063000GT could prob hold that engine.
Built GT-R
>>25440255Just so you know, you're not the only one that feels like that. Hopefully you can succeed in that dream without getting arrested or crashing into someone innocent.So at least race late into the night, preferably with scouts, and on back roads!
>>25440517based lmaogl OP
>>25440255>something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HPinsert the 3k civic with ( abit more than ) 2k in mods meme but unironicly if ur post is unironic
based thread
Build a legit cop car with blacked out windowsDo burnouts whenever possible.
>>25441359Aren't those originally with a transverse mounted engine?They're cramped as is, dunno how you would shove a V8 there
>>25440517Absolutely glorious
>>25440558>you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin airThis is my dream too...
>>25440558>you're almost as bad as the sperg that wanted to start up his own car brand out of thin airI want to do this too
>>25440255>800-1000hpDepending on where you are, that is nowhere near enough to become a mysterious street racer of the night. That may have been enough in 1990 to dominate everyone on the roads then, but nowadays There's a 3,000hp viper somewhere around my area which is basically a manned missile. I've never seen it, but I have seen it on 1320, and I recognize the streets.
>>25441690Hello Texas
>>25440638>lmao seethe, cope, dilate, and sneed, nigger.Right back at ya.
>>25440631get off my board and find some Brazilian equivalent of 4chan, ESL
>>25440255Suck off everyone you race
>>25440255Anon,I know just how you feel, because I AM A LOCAL ANTIHERO RACE CAR DRIVER. I PROWL THE STREETS WITH MY HEAVILY MODDED CHRYSLER 300 THAT CAN RUN HIGH 12 SECONDS IN THE QUARTER MILE, GIVEN COLD WEATHER. I ONLY END UP DRIVING ONE ROUTE AND AM KNOWN AS THE BLUE GHOST OF THAT PATCH OF ROADBETWEEN MY TOWNHOUSE AND THE LOCAL KINDERCARE WHEREI DROP OFF MY KID. I have personally thought about racing for pink slips DOZENS of times. People ostensibly know not to mess with me. I'll see when you get to the top of the blacklist, kid.
>>25440255You sound like the retard who gets known for wrapping his car around a tree
>>25441182
>>25440255Tesla swap an old, light shitbox so you can silently creep up on your prey and then fucking annihilate them and be gone as fast as you came. They will call you the faggot ghost racer and no one will give a shit
>>25440517fucking kek
>>25440697yeah lol
>>25440255nice dubs swap a v6 into a geo metro
You will only be remembered for crashing
>>25440306Based, fuck the haders
>>25442088wont fit
>>25441271t.The Nightman
>>25440255Do it, op.Give yourself a cool nickname too.Call yourself the night eagle. Start putting up flyers around town.
>>25442016
>built K24 making like 600hp on an old Civic hatch with weight reduction to under 1000kg>AWD conversionthat's it pretty much, add a dark tint, stiffer suspension, better brakes and you're set
>>25442553this would be such a fun track day car actually
>>25442570it has to be one of the cheapest supercar troll builds, the trickiest part is probably the AWD conversion
>>25442553>>25442575it has to be either a 5th or 6th gen hatch or coupe, you can easily make one 850-900kg without going crazy
>>25440255anon I... real life is not a videogame or anime. You'll just look like a weeb
>>25442553More like a 600hp CRV on steelies. If you're a man enough, that is.
>>25440255step 1. get off this board
>>25442824Yeah he's way too based for /o/
>>25440255found your car
>>25440558B-but I will sell fun cars at affordable prices
>>25441961Lamo, seethe for me!
>>25440255you're not going to be a good / notable "racer" if you have to pay to have your car modded. If you don't know exactly what every component is doing and what their limits and potentials are you'll never drive your car at its full potential.Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing. Most of it is just young kids and mexicans driving their frs's and golf's like retards. None of them have anywhere near enough power or skill to be worth bothering with. Other than that it's just people that slam the gas down on the interstate and try to outrun the other, which is lame because it's just a matter of who has the faster car, nothing to do with skill.Sure there's still a bit of canyon/mountain street racing maybe, but once again it's just people in bone stock / underpowered shitboxes. Not that it matters because instagram has made all the canyons and mountains busy as shit unless they're in total bumfuck nowhere. Good luck ever having a good time on the tail of the dragon in NC.
>>25441690in reality the vaaaast majority of modded cars are still under 1000hp and will never reach that. People don't realize the sheer amount of time and money it takes to go beyond that reliably. If you're making 800-1000 wheel RELIABLY in a well tuned car with all the necessary supporting mods then it's more than enough to "terrorize" the streets. Nobody is going to fault you to losing to the guy with a 3000hp viper that put $300K into getting it there and can only run it for 30 mins a week before it needs half its parts and fluids replaced.
>>25443219In a normal circumstance, yes. I agree. However, OP wants to become the mysterious terror of the night. He can't just beat 99% of people. He can't lose. The blackbird of autism must be undefeated.4,000hp. Minimum.
>>25443204>Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing.Do you have any details on how these street races were? Unironically curious.
Don’t wrap yourself around a telephone pole OP
>>25443204several of the top Mid Night Club guys paid to have their cars modded. The owner of the Yoshida Special 930 had it tuned by a specialty Porsche shop in Tokyo.
>>25443204>Street racing is largely gone, at least actually interesting and "cool" street racing. Most of it is just young kids and mexicans driving their frs's and golf's like retards.not in jax, my buddy been racing audis, bmw, mustang, chargers, challegers, 370's, etc with his type R. and the 1st time i saw an r33 was also in jax.granted its probably cuz its close to a military base
>>25443517I have OP's idea but not as autistically, trying to become some race boss or whatever and my mods are all paid for. Car should be ready by July, I'm coming down your way. Yes, CHALLY WALLY TIME!
>>25441064>G*d>pretty sure he's a nigger or mixed race, butshoo shoo hebrew
>>25443809how wally of a chally are you talkin now?
>>25443809basedwill your car be only for the races or you'll daily it as well?
>>25443204literally just go to any mountain road at 3am and there will be someone in a boxster or miata every once in a while. lots of them have stiffer suspension and sway bars, not entirely bone stock, but pretty close.
>>25440504Who takes the corner better in this scenario?
>>25440255Ez I got youJust buy a 911 Turbo and build it to go over 200mph on the highway
>>25440255You're a drooling retard
Maybe get into rallycross? Then you get to drive as retarded as you want, earn a reputation (maybe a career if you truly have the balls to go all out)
>>25440255You don't have enough money for literally anyone to care. Stop.
Not even the japs in the midnight club were this edgy lmao.
>>25440517nah op would have a NA 1.8 auto coupe because he cant drive manual and dosent know what a turbo looks like so he couldnt tell that the car he was buying was na
>>25440558this thread made me feel better about myself
I can't tell if OP is an autist who has watched too much tv or a troll.
>>25440255>pays some hotrodder to build an ultra-fast sleeper.>Hotrodder takes his cash and builds him a car that's just SLIGHTLY slower than his own.>Hotrodder ass-rapes him in a heads-up match and takes his pink slip.
>>25440306>all blacktryhard poorfag cringe
>>25440255You ve been watching a lot of anime my dude
>>25443233>The blackbird of autism must be undefeated.kekI'd unironically watch if OP gets through with this idea and posts it on YouTube like the NYC Porsche dude.
>>25440255You essentially have to become a loser stalker. Seriously. You'll have to be around the area where kid racers congregate without actually being seen and at the same time close enough to hear if/when they are about to start racing, so you'll know when to get in your car.What's worse is when you pull up and try to race someone, everyone will think you're a creep because you actually are, and your dream of being racer x will be viewed as being that creepy guy that just pulls up and starts revving his engine trying to get people to notice him.Here's a better idea, get a helmet, be like the stig, show up to the event, stand outside your car without saying a word. When you have enough curious people around you, drop your pants, climb up to the roof your car, squat down, and push a shit out of your butthole, even if you don't have any shit to poop. No one will see your face and how many blood vessels you've popped, and your asshole will probably turn itself outward, but the look of absolute horror and terror in the eyes of those disgusting mud blooded goblins called racer kids in America (Spanish kids with their moms Corolla, probably still has her vacuum and mop in the trunk), would be worth it.May God have mercy on your soul.
>>25440255Hey anon, you'll like thishttps://youtube.com/c/MexicanHoonCartel
>>25443953Second car, wasn't the cleanest but preserved more speed than the first car did.
>>25440638haha he got you good faggot
>>25440255assuming you have the money, you're just going to kill yourself.don't do it.or do it and film it and have a friend post your inevitable fatal crash here.
>>25441136>>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performanceI wonder what an exhaust made from cherry bombs would sound like. I'm talking from the headers all the way to the exhaust tips with the only regular exhaust pipe sections being the ones needed to make a turn
>>25440255You'll need a lot of fucking money and you'll need a lot of driving skills. Take care of the money and driving skill first.Then it's down to you racing random locals and gapping them, if the road's a popular one where people often come to race you might get them talking
>>25449391drag racing doesnt require skills. just money and stupidity.
>>25440255Kill a cop
>>25440255Get a Tesla with disabled person plates.
good thread
>>25443953the gt in theory, but in practice the miata owner carried way more speedif the miata driver wss in the ford it would have been mad
>>25440255Get really good at racing, and race a lot. Idk how the fuck else you expect to become a famous racer. Fucking retard.
>>25440255The only racing you are going to do is 3rd gear highway pulls so good luck with that dream, assuming you live in America anyway.
>>25440306Your autism is making my night. Please tell me more fantasies of yours. This is unironically great btw.
>>25440413This sounds gayaf, please don’t take this advice OP. Stick to your autistic fantasy and make it come true
>>25440255Looks like somebody watched a little too much Initial D and Drive (2011).
>>25440255>drive the same road at the same time every night for hours>if anyone attempts to pass you, moves faster than you at a red light, revs at you, or looks at you, gap themDo this every single night for years. Eventually 1 or 2 people may ask about you, and what you're doing, or why.The legend is born. Good speed, op. I look forward to the news article about the legend of the nismo autismo.
Best thread on /o/ right now.
>>25440255No way Jose. You should just stick to finding a race track and using your car in related competitions.Street racing can end you up in jail, or have someone killed. Fuck illegal street racing. Shit's gay, and always has been gay.
>>25452019>street racing is illegal boo hoo nigger, op is more based than you can even fathom
>>25452021You stupid fuck. Your mom or dad could be driving and be killed by one of these stupid fucks.I absolute despise fuckers like you that put people's lives at risk like that.
>>25452021>Thinks street racing is cool>Doesn't realize its not 2003 anymoreWhat a fag
>>25452028my mom and dad aren't driving on mountain passes at 3 in the morning >>25452030oldfags stay losing
>>25452034Not true faggot. I knew some wiggers and black niggers in PA and NJ that would do this on normal routes with highways in-between. Fags like you deserve the rope.
>>25452039i guess I will count myself lucky that my parents are neither wiggers nor niggers thenas long as you know your limits and your car, and don't exceed them, no big deal
>>25440255>>25440306You're not the main character of a film. No one's gonna remember you nor care. All that's gonna happen is you're gonna end up dying from some avoidable bullshit.
I am an actual "street racer"If you want to actually build a sleeper, you have to become a mechanic firstIf you want to win races, you have to become a driver capable of racing with competence There are no shortcuts, other than to deathIf you're asking on 4chan, my honest advice is just find a different hobby, because you're going to lose your money or your life, probably both
>>25440255first off what is your budget?
>>25440255Why not become Batman while you're at it?
>>25440255Okay I'll take the bait. If you want to be a "force to be reckoned with" you gotta understand that cars are just fast now. If anyone in your town has a hellcat you're probably going to lose. Best bet? Buy a 2JZ block and build it, then put it any shitbox rolling chassis that'll fit it. Then probably blow it up because it wasnt a hellcat your raced it was a dodge demon. You just lost to a road boat.
I literally became so notorious in my area they'd park a cop car behind mine and would have the cop sit on his front porch and take pictures of me drifting by. I have successfully beaten every challenger in town, regardless of what they drove, in a '96 beetle TDI. I have beaten at least ten camaros, mustangs, and chargers each because the wiggers driving them don't know how to toe the wheels in, don't know shit about tire compounds, and don't know how to shift or execute high-G maneuvers. mom made me sell it for a dodge journey.
>>25452093pretty much this. I went down to TX2K and the insane amount of fast cars on the roads was pretty overwhelming. Twin turbo Huracans, turbo vipers, 1500+ hp GTR's, Hellcats, etc. Having just 1000hp doesn't even cut it nowadays after that event...I know /o/ is full of poor people coping but i have a C6 ZO6 and I couldn't even hang at all.
>>25447172Only a retard would take a new car and race it against the guy who built it. Literal definition of a sucker's bet.so naturally OP would do it in a heartbeat, probably because "if I beat him I can swear him to silence".
>>25440255Anon watched one too many car movies.
Posting on ebin bread
The bass from the Chevelle was hitting Anon in the chest like a fist. There were a dozen cars parked in front of the old convenience store. There was a Maverick, two Impalas, a few Camaros. The air was cool and filled with the scent of gas and oil, exhaust fumes and burnt rubber.A guy named Warren was strutting around his ’76 Oldsmobile Cutlass. It was a beautiful car. A dark green body with chrome Mag rims and chrome trim that ran across its surface like liquid lightning. Smoked-out glass and LED lights gave out an ethereal bluish glow like some bioluminescent sea creature.>Ain’t none of y’all motherfuckers ready for the legendary Olds! Five hundred dollars line to line. Huh? Y’all mighty quiet. Come on, the Olds done sent many a boy home with his pockets lighter.Anon leaned against his Duster as Warren pontificated. Talk didn’t mean anything. Talk didn’t drive the car. He had $1,000 in his pocket. It was all the profits from the last two weeks at the garage. He was $800 short on the rent. That was how he found himself just outside of Dinwiddie ten miles from the fairgrounds where legally sanctioned drag races were held. Anon closed his eyes again. He listened to Warren’s car idle. Under the sound of the boasting and dick swinging, Beau heard an unmistakable ticking. Warren had a bad valve in his engine.
>>25452143I've been going to 2k for like 15 years now. Even a decade ago a liter bike and 1k hp cars were considered middle of the road. I had a 700whp 300zx and I couldn't keep up with anyone that had a nice car. My sports bikes never kept up, GTRs made me look like I was on a moped.
>>25440255Get and audi s8 SleeperFast Can boost itSomething unusual in racing communityJust have skills to win
>>25453375agreed....OP wants to build 800-1000hp car thinking he be some kind of Autismo King of the streets just to do one highway pull and his shit catches on fire
Buick GNX pretty much ticks all of your boxes. It definitely has a “final boss” vibe to it too.
>>25440255Never give up on your dreams anon, no matter how retarded they may seem and no matter much people put them down. They're all just lifeless NPCs who gave up on their dreams a long time ago. As long as you continue your autistic pursuit, you can make it come true or die trying.
>>25441064How does he do it? I thought NY was infested with cops? Do they just not bother to call in backup for police chases if they see a car thats not a beater?
>>25440564Fucking kek actually made me laugh
>>25452143Is America really like this ? I live in a rich city in germany and still if you had a normal scat pack you could still gap everything around apart from maybe the 3-5 rs6/gt3 etc. anything actually tuned or 1000hp could make the nismo autismo come true
>>25454049Isn't it illegal to modify cars in germany?
Just hang out at night in the grocery store parking lot. Make sure you have under car lighting.
>>25454049Low tax relative to income, combined with very cheap gas/registration and the fact many states don’t have emissions tests means you can get away with a lot of shit in the US you couldn’t in the EU.
bus
high speed tree impact
>>25454049I’ve moved around the east coast and south my entire life and the craziest thing you usually see is a Hellcat.
>>25454095Compared to US, yes. Its possible but to be actually legal its very expensive and limited. Not too many people do actual tuning, and gas/owning cars is pretty expensive so most cars are 4cyl with <150 hp
Street racing is dead. Even if it weren't, you wouldn't be able to afford it.
>>25440255I want to rent a mustang gt and bully ricers on weekends
>>25440255Alright OP, I like your autism and absolutely hate most of /o/, so I will give you as much advice as I have. I was a member of RCI for a few years before they became fags who cared more about mixtapes and porn than cars. If you're going to go about Street racing, you have to think about it kind of like you're going to commit vandalism for fun. You need to have a plan, remain a little unpredictable, and you need to have a lot of money. You can't just go racing whenever, and you need to know when and where your potential targets will be and where the cops will be. Think about the places in your local area that you could conceivably get away with street racing on, and think about potential routes you would take if someone started to chase you. Keep in mind that if the cops do get wind of your antics, they can just randomly turn up at your house one day if they get enough reports about a race car going down the highway at a buck fifty at 11 PM. Have a contingency plan. Also think about what kind of car you would need to succeed in your area. If you have a lot of straight open roads, you're going to need a lot of power. If you're in a more twisty area, you'll need something that handles like it's on rails. Both of these are extremes of course, so you're going to have to find some car that fits your needs. Seat time is everything, you will need to practice if you want to start bullying other drivers at speed. Also scout the road before you race to avoid running into shit.>>25440363This is unironically a great idea, it won't handle very well but a turbocharged Chevy suburban is an absolute monster.>>25441136This is not a good idea. Subaru all wheel drive system and transmission won't be able to take the torque from a tuned LS1 V8 and be sustainable, unless you want to swap in an STI 6 speed, which is ludicrously expensive. (Believe me I have tried, engine swaps are a pain in the ass, and so are subarus.)
>>25453874No chase policy depending on the bulletin, time of day, speed, the responding officer. City cops won't follow you to the highway. They're not gonna chase a speeder when schools are letting out or if they're tracking speed too high unless you're a suspect in a major crime.
>>25454486>*Stops you in your tracks*Pfft, nothing personal kid.
>>25454748shut up european
>>25440255anime isnt real anon
>>25454049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BLEkwptA8&ab_channel=StreetCarVideoor search TX2K in youtube you will see a lot of videos from previous years
>>25440255>literally my face when reading thisYou have to be the most autistic fuck to ever post here. And this is coming from someone sitting in his shop with a sex doll on the couch across from him, reacting in real time to this stupid shit.
>>25440456>All that shit done to the engine>Cheapo ebay NRG Racing seats>Literal human basedjak as a hostjesus fuck
>>25455051Australian actually faggot, you wish you could take turns like we do instead you're in your immobile landship that needs an entire parking lot to do a U-turn.
bump because i have to screencap tomorrow
>>25442669First gen of course
>>25440306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC-ZC7pCzSIcrown victoria
Op, the most important thing to take away is it’s ok to lose. Even Schumacher or Senna has lost races.Don’t aim to be unbeatable; aim to be unbreakable.
>>25454175Imagine being this cucked lmao
This is the closest I've found, OP.https://youtu.be/pRvOg5h4xX0Not really mysterious, but the comment section is about how he is a NFS rival. He even wears the same clothes and has catch phrases.
>>25455322>how he is a NFS rival. He even wears the same clothes and has catch phrases.based?
go to midwest and become dirt track star
>>25453371Made me laugh, well done
>>25440564I'm so fucking old
>>25440255dude, if you have a 800hp+ build and have other people build it, those mechanics would spread the word and everyone who is a car enthusiast would end up knowing you and "your" build without you having to fall down a cliff or into a family S.U.V killing innocent people, once the build is finished just show up to car meets and enjoy the attention
this goofy ass thread again
>>25440255if you have to make an /o/ thread asking how to become the real life dagumi, chances are you aren't that guy, pal. also, no one outside of faggy reality TV races for pinks, this reeks of bait but i also have a feeling you're serious.
>half the posts itt are people taking this seriously
1 in 5 cars in my neighborhood have 500 horsepower or more.You cant really "race" anymore, trophy wives will embarrass you in your "sports car" if they really wanted to.
>>25453371I'd read this if it were a novel
>>25454748I could take that at 45 - 55 easy in my stang
>>25440255>How do i become a known racer in my areaBefore you decide on actual racing, you should build up some car wrenching skills first. At the car scene, people will eventually realize you have actual wrenching skills. If you occasionally help others wrench their cars, you will earn a lot of street cred because others will actually verify you demonstrated wrenching skills in person and also helped them. This is the solid type rep you want. It is far better than superficial rep from simply showing up with a fast car.
>>25458367OP should try jacking them off first
>>25452028I WILL drive 100 over on public roadsYou can't do anything about it
>>25440255retarded or under@ge b&?
>>25458367This, ex friend of mine has an fd that I built for him because he's a filthy wrenchlet. Anytime someone at a meet asked him anything about his car he would just look over at me then I would explain everything. Ran into him again like a year ago at a car show and he couldn't even tell people what turbo he was running.
>>25440306z31
>>25452028
pic related, an actual photo of OP that i took when he was helping me up after his car blew me away
There used to be a russian dude that had boosted an early 2000s kia sportage to 700 wheel and kept asking people for money races.He was a total faggot and never showed up again after getting embarrassed by 800+ wheel evos and s3s.
>>25440255dumb LARPing underage autistic tourist
I became notorious for beating everyone in my '97 manual beetle. EGR deleted, golf pick-n-pull turbo, toyos and slight toe in made it all work. It was bad enough where the police would park their cars around mine just so they'd know when I'd leave so they could start patrolling, but I had a radar detector by that point so no tickets. Me and another guy would coordinate pulls over a radio and we owned most of 99 and angels camp. Unfortunately, since merced is a shithole it was stolen and totaled when the homeless meth zombie went head-on into a cement truck. I moved onto bikes because cars are gay.current whip is a TDI beetle which is *not* raced because these things are rare in the US and I don't want to break it
OP, we need an update. You better be researching and learning what kind of car you can afford to drive like that. Even if you have to start with real poorfag shit, the more you practice, the better you will get.
>>25458623based department calling
>>25440315Gay, u r gay my mans. Let him have some fun in life, a fast car is a sublime pleasure.
nightman posting baka
i'll eat you alive nightman
Lost hard
Be really quick and don't LARP just do it.Let me tell you the tale of Uncle Goldwing. I used to frequent a nearby section of twisty roads while on my way way to and from a friend's place, it was a pretty frequent hotspot for Bikes mostly. At the time I was riding an '89 FZR600R at 600cc sport bike, not a full on supersport but plenty quick and with my tiny ass on it, the thing handled pretty well. I'd regularly outpace and over take Bros on R1s and S1000RRs due to being able to ride marginally better than them. Then comes along Uncle Goldwing, your classic Hi-Vis Dad Rider, Schuberth Modular Helmet, Eye Melting Day-Glo jacker, Mom Jeans, the works. Uncle Goldwing on his massive rolling couch manages to overtake me and the rest of the goons every single fucking time, mans had pace.Tl;Dr: Be Quick.
>>25463482You're a faggot
>>25440517>>25440517fffuck mee
>>25440255>YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME AND MY 85! >I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM PART OF THE COROLLA BOYZ DUO!!>*TELEPORT DRIFTS BEHIND YOU.....*>*HMPH!...PATHETIC!..*
>>25440268FpbpOP acting like HP alone will make him Ryosuke.
Everybody gangsta till the LeSabre gets on the freeway
>>25464798
>>25464843Why couldn't it if he trusts in the heart kf the transmission
>>25440564based
>>25452019Hello, mr. DMV man
>>25440255Are you 12? Lay off the Need for Speed kiddo
>>25440255take an acura legend and drop a 2jz into it and make sure the car can't handle it at all and then slap a twin turbo on ityou should feel like you could die at any moment while accelerating
>>25440255Is this /o/ pasta?
>>25449424Drag racing does take skill if you're driving a high powered manual car with no assists. Racing on the track still takes more skill.
Pull a ShelbyGet an engineering degree and build your own car out of a barn
>>25469735It is now.
back when i first got my licence street racing took off in the shithole i live in. every friday night was shitbox gran autismo which most often ended in a fist fight between someone on the bogan side and someone on the asian side. that shit was great, i dont know how nobody died. 160kmh in clapped out commodores and liberties with bald tires, on road, off road. anywhere, man. i miss those days. we had the rivalries and everything, the only guy i couldnt beat was some schitzo in a clapped out imreza sedan that he spray painted with rattle cans. it makes me sad that those rivalries dont matter, nobody even really remembers. it was so important at the time but now it's really just gone into memory. i didnt know the good old days could come and go before you hit 30.
r8 my sleeper idea:>any post-90s Peugeot sedan/coupe converted to RWD with a petrol V6why? well, peugeots fucking suck and nobody takes peugeot drivers seriously
>>25470262>t. American who have never driven a Peugeot in his life
>>25470262>well, peugeots fucking suck and nobody takes peugeot drivers seriously
>>25470318yuropoor, actually
>>25440255This ain't the fucking 90s and you aren't on some mountain road in Japan you fucking mongrel
>>25440255Look for car meets and illegal street racers. Go out and live your need for speed main character fantasy
>>25470318Americans literally don’t know what a Peugeot is because they just make little fag-mobiles for poor Eastern Europeans
>>25443204There are so many other roads near the tail that I don't even give a shit about the dragon.
>>25440463>they're designed for roll races or sometimes from a dig.What other races exist? Start in reverse wtf?
>>25473171No ones doing the Lemans run to your car and start it shit.
>>25440255pontiac grand prix gtp. no one will expect a pontiac sedan to beat them. they are cheap and easy to make power with
>>25440517>NISMO AUTISMO
>>25471479Americans can't find Utah on the map or their way to school without getting shot either, so let's not set any high bars here
>>25457080/o in a nuthshell
>>25441064This pisses me off how many left lane campers. They're also the reason this guy even gets away cause hell shoot for gaps a cop won't. Good for porche guy
>>25441136>>LS swap>>wider tires>>complete performance intake and exhaust overhaul>>forced induction>>extremely stiff suspension>>lower it a little>>black paint, black rims>>very aggressive tune that won't blow your engine>>extreme weight reduction (no spare tire, no speakers, no ac, no power steering, no passenger seat)>>get the quietest muffler you can without hurting performanceIt's so easy to spot bus riders when they start talking modifications lol.
>>25441136I don't think cars is the right hobby for you
>>25473262
>>25440326>Id be a character basically. Theres this guy on youtube that has videos of him running from the cops and nobody has any idea who he is. he drives a Porsche around NYC and just races and runs from cops. it's badass and i want to be like that.wheres981 is a dumbass. Not only because of his driving but because of how much evidence he puts on social media. Dude even started selling merchandise for his YouTube channel.It would take an investigator a day to find this guy if they actually gave a fuck.
>>25440517topkek I fucking kneel
>>25473559Kek, yeah. Seeing retards dunning Kruger themselves is always amusing.
>>25441136you have never turned a wrench before and you sound retarded
>>25440255When I drive over my favourite b roads which are known by car guys I usually meet another one who wants to have a little "race" once or twice a year. Funny thing is here in germany the people I've met drove mostly midsize sedans from the 2010's with around 250-300hp, BMW 3 Series, Audi A4, VW Passat stuff so that you can enjoy the car while avoiding any unnecessary attention. Tuned suspension, track tires, tuned engines, stock ride height stock wheels. We drive fast but not like idiots for 30-40km after that we never see each other again. You enjoyed it, he enjoyed it but don't tell anyone ;)Great experience.
>>25475212>Tuned suspension, track tires, tuned engines, stock ride height stock wheels.Isn't that thing quite annoying in Germany? Like the TUV and all that shit. How do you find a way around that?
>>25476317TÜV is hard because it wants to test everything, not because tuning is not possible.For suspension & wheels they want to see if your tires are rubbing, exhausts must be tested that they are not too loud, software tuning that it doesn't raise the noise or emmission levels and so on.As long as it's tested or someone else already tested this combination of parts and you have the certificate almost everything is possible.
>>25474153ye bongs are also third world, that is, American-tierlol
>>25440255Fuckin kek, sounds like some of the shit I dreamt of as a child.Unironically though, id choose a built, stripped out dsm
>>25440255Bump back till we hit the limit. I cannot let such a retarded thread die
>>25440362>40psi boost on stock sleeves and trannyhow did this thing not blow up yet?
>>25440517Fucking lost it.
>>25440255lol autismor should I say.. autoism
>>25440255You only become known for fucking up and crashing
>>25440326>>25440306>>25440255Holy kek this is some fresh top tier pasta
>>25455220>screencapbeat you to it>>25479684CARLOS YOU JACK BASTARD
>>25440255you'll likely end up like most of the "racers" in my city, wrapping your random sleeper shitbox around a pole or slamming it into a house/tree. (because all the racers during the need for speed/fast & furious heyday wrecked all the interesting imports that boomers didn't cling on to.)
>>25442016>I have personally thought about racing for pink slips DOZENS of times. People ostensibly know not to mess with me
>>25480184guarantee 90% of those posts are OP
>>25480305shizo
>>25480184>tfw the nightman image I spent 2 hours making didn’t make it into the screencap >>25441015
first you need to buy plot armor before you can even think about finding me on the wangan
>>25481558I enjoyed your work, drawfag.
>>25481558Give me a day or so I’ll add your drawfaggotry in and make a revised version
Bumperino
MX3 converted to RWD with a flat plane LS TT. Hardly anyone remembers these shitboxes and there are tons of ricer shit for them that's probably been in a warehouse for 20 years
the evil look of widebody fb/sa rx7 would do half the job for you my autistic friend
>>25440255>>25440306oh fuck yes im diggin it go as fast as possible we all gonna make it
>>25482613Actually mx3 shit is getting hard to find. I think retards were stocking up on parts thinking it was the wrong autozam becoming available.
>>25440564why the fuck is there a evo behind her when she drives a 350z
>>25481558>>25481997here you boys go
organized street racing (scouts on the lookout for traffic or even cops) is basedunorganized street racing will get others killed
>>25484357what movie is it from?
>>25484366It's from Megalopolis Expressway Trial 2 (Shuto Konsoku Trial)
>>25484414extremely based movie
It's literally me from 15 years ago god I want to die of cringe! I actually thought you you could slap a turbo on anything and make it fast without spending much. Roll up to a professional performance shop in my new 2008 yaris and ask what they can do. He gathers all his coworkers around as he laughs at me for not knowing shit and to not come back. I went home and cried.
>>25440326>>25475175Just been introduced to wheres981 from this thread.Today OP was not a faggot.
>known racerEnjoy getting mossaded by the cops
>OP wins a race>other drivers come up to his window afterwards, expecting a normal human being>OP has a trenchcoat, a dark bowler hat, black plastic sunglasses, fingerless gloves and a cane leaning on the passenger seat (with a skull on it)>rolls the window down>just fucking stares at the other drivers"Hey buddy you alright? That was some sick driving. You good bro?">keeps staring for a solid 30 seconds, saying nothing>twitches, suddenly speeds off in a hurry to escape the social interaction>Wow I am so cool and mysterious, they had no idea what my intentions were! I should write this down and make a MANGA!
>>25443233>4k HPJust become a train engineer
>>25484414thx
>>25475175 Dude even started selling merchandise for his YouTube channel.quite based, making profit from videos of illegal speeding. reminds me a bit of Underground 2 that you were sponsored by tuning companies while you're street racing kek
>>25485580yeah he doesnt get it>>25440255if they know where you live, they'll pick you up w/o too much efforttake it from a no license, no insurance, no immatriculation katana1100 dirty rider... you dont wanna be known
>>25440255Watch initial d various times as well as fast and the furious unironically take some notes. Going to ur first meets use a burner car and wear a gimp suit
you need a bat cave to hide your toys
I love this thread kek, it's like something a 13 year old would daydream of
>>25475175I heard they already know who he is and are possibly building a case against him as we speak. tons of his subscribers have been advising him to go off the grid recently because his content is becoming more viewed than ever. shame because he's doing exactly what cringe 'no hesi' kids wish they could do and documenting all of it.
i want to mysteriously come up as a force to be reckoned with in my area when it comes to racing. There is a healthy car scene where i live and i want to eventually be a known and almost anti-hero like street racer who is both hated and adored by many. pretty much like what you see in NFS most wanted with the blacklist.How do i go about doing this? And what car would be my best bet to accomplish such a thing? It'd have to be something that is fast, unique and ultimately a sleeper to some extent. has to be able to beat almost anything it comes into contact with so ideally 800-1000HP. something that people with exotics will think is an easy target but ends up gapping them for cash or pinksi'm trying not to exaggerate here and sound stupid but this is a dream ive had for a long time and want to finally do it now that im old enough. should i add ive never worked on a car whatsoever in my life id have to pay to have the car modifiedpic related is my old ride
>>25440255Get yourself a bmw e46 m3 gtr and put a giant ass spoiler on it.Simple as
>>25482793>who the hell do you think I am?Umm... a faggot?
>>25483769Thanks king.
>>25486693shhh thats where i keep the dragon... never mind...
Tried to do this back when I lived on the north coast of aus I hated the car scene had a fast car and got out too many normies harassment from copsIf I get another cash injection I might pick it up
