I don't care about the 'soccer mom/trophy wife car' stigma that plague SUVs in americaland. Especially exorbitantly powerful SUVs just are cool as fuck.The general perception of the mall crawler just adds to the appeal. A fuck-off big family vehicle being quicker than 99% percent of all the other cars on the road is just absolute kino.
Not really. Every super-SUV driver I've seen is a faggot fraud who drives less than the speed limit and doesn't know to move the fuck over for faster drivers. Lambo suv drivers are the worst at this.
>>24865453Well, the Urus is the least cool in the regard of it being 'surprisingly' quick. It's very clear that it's a fucking lamborghini, after all.Dunno if that makes sense
>>24865471tell the drivers that
>>24865493Those drivers aren't on the same spectrum of cool-think as me. Telling them won't change anything.
>>24865453>Lambo suvThat's a Touareg, anon. People might have cared more if it came with the V10 like VW wanted
>>24865567Yea same with the Cayenne. The earlier Touareg is better than both as far as UTILITY goes, but good luck telling that to a dumbshit customer who's got pube haircut.
>>24865567>only comes with a V8>Touareg W12, Bentaya W12, Q7 V12 TDI and Touareg V10 TDI all get to dab on itAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24865572q7 interior is better and it's bigger inside which is why im getting one
>>24865602>VW dropped the V10 in 2010calm down. also diesels are for absolute literal poorfags
>>24865636>it's bigger inside which is why im getting oneare you so fat that's a concern to you?
>>24865643tt diesels make more torque, A LOT more
>>24865659WAAAAAOOOOOWW VEREEE NAISSS
Yo dawg I heard you like body roll.So we rolled your SUV into a sports car to create a cuckover sport.So now your body can roll while your your car body rolls inside the body of your car while you roll.
>>24865636Bigger car = bigger interiorbig think
>>24865501Oh buddy, you're on the spectrum alright.
>>24865663It is you stupid poor.>https://racemarket.net/rally-raid/raid-vehicles-for-sale/bmw-x3-cc-manufactured-by-x-raid-i2002
>>24865443>coping soccer mom car owner
>>24865677Do you know where you are?You in tha jungle babyYou gon diIIIIEEE
>>24865636Kind of a boring drab grey VAG plastic interior, i prefer the style of modern Lincolns over European SUVs.It may not be a true muscle SUV but the Lincoln Aviator with 400hp (494hp in the hybrid version) seems like plenty of power to dominate the roads between soccer practice and the Pizza Hut parking lot.
>>24865761you can check out anytime you like...BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE(Air guitar solo)
>>24865951HEHE GAY IS BAD THEREFOR THING I NOT LIKE GAY
The real reason why /o/ hates those thingshttps://youtu.be/_zj5gY9RXnU?t=139and because they're poor
>>24865659A Trackhawk makes just as much if not more.
>>24866625yeah but its like a cheap economy car
>>24865951All wagons are gay, anon
big car small dick
>>24866663So are all the $100k "luxury" SUV's coming out of Europe. The difference is you get twice the power and 5x the reliability when you go domestic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuA4bUuwnPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxuhbCHzcKs
>>24866625About 150nm less, actually
>>24866688that doesn't prove anything, the trackhawk is still built quite cheap and its noticable when you can hear the plastic creak when doing pulls, doesn't happen on luxury cars, Euro or not. Pressing hard on plastics doesn't mean anything
>>24866688>mutt cars>reliabilitytopkek that's some cope
>>24865453>Every super-SUV driver I've seen is a faggot fraud who drives less than the speed limit and doesn't know to move the fuck overthis illustrates the mentality of shitbox drivers vs. high end luxury sports car drivers perfectly. shitbox owners are constantly trying to prove themselves by driving like dickheads and flooring it everywhere they go. same reason why little dogs are yappers and big dogs dont bark unless they need to. theyre fully aware that even if your car was 3x as fast they could still demolish you, and you know it too
Which SUV would give me the image of a man who hates oil, hates gasoline, hate muscle cars, Hates Jeep and only likes 100% electronic cars
>>24866777Mazda MX-30 EV
>>24866700Okay so show me a 700+hp factory euro SUV for sub $100k with a better interior.>>24866738LS's are swapped into planes. Let me know when plane engines start using plastic oil pans lol.
>>24866781Show me some immobile goal posts, faggot.
>>24865443chink or sandperson detected
>>24865443They're peak cringe like 99% of "hot" things in this degenerate clownworld we currently inhabit.>Captcha: MPG PRHeh
>>24865443>Is faster than your cuck carNothing personnel mate
>>24865636>the parking brake is a button on the gear shifterthe world is leaving me behind, my friends
>>24867607Are you blind?
>>24866459>GAY IS BADYes.
>>24866664Fuck you cunt face
>>24866777Model x won't let you do anything fun despite having 2 LSDs
>>24865443I drove a cayenne turbo with a techart power installed it was pretty fucking snappy I think it was 600 horse but unfortunately the techart was malfunctioning and causing it to over boost and set MAP faults so the customer chose to revert to stock which was lame
>>24867666Miatas and wranglers are great cars
>>24865453>Not being a NEET demanding that your mom drives her DBX slowly so you can annoy the wagiesngmi
>>24866459>gay is badcorrect faggot
>>24865443Amerimutt falseflagging as a european or a turk posted this.
>>24867855>Brogue pattern in car seathahahaha what the fuck
>>24866772>you must be a poor to think like thismy dad bought my first car, it was 100Kloling at your poor and stupid life
>>24868254should've bought you reading comprehension classes
>>24866777Black cock down your throat
>>24865443You will never be a sports car
>>24868793and you'll never be able to able to go and pick up anything larger than a suitcase
>>24869723Lol enjoy your rollover
>>24865443I find them amusing to my inner child. Those hellcat Jeeps throwing down 700 horsepower are just hilarious to watch in action.
>>24865443Any large sized ''''''muscle-SUV''''' I think either>What a pompus upper-middle class, middle aged white woman>The local meth dealer has arrived.
>Why do women in America love SUVs?>Higher ride height? >Sign of wealth?>Safe and consistent?Nope, cause they can get laid in the back.
>>24871096If you're going to be fictitious, at least be funny
>>24866772>shitbox owners are obviously trying to prove themselves by driving at the posted speed limits while high end luxury sports car drivers think they are the only ones on the road and their pleasant sunday drive should occupy the overtaking lane at all times while also doing 10 under the limit
Swissfag hereI hate those pieces of fuck with a burning passion. I despise being stuck behind some obese boomer box with an M or AMG badge, crawling on a mountain road because they handle like absolute dogshit and are driven exclusively by retards.Car companies are essentially just duping people into buying worse minivans
>>24865453Driver's fault, not actually the SUV itself. Those who drive slower than speedlimit drive slow regardless to type of car they drive.
>>24865471I think the Urus looks pretty pedestrian in person. I think the Bentley SUV especially and perhaps the G-Wagon have the most road presence of the expensive quick SUVs
yea they're """""""cool""""""", until you have to turnhttps://youtu.be/NIzrVcZH07wturns out high center of gravity + super hard suspension = no good
>>24872352you might think that, and that's fine; but what I was saying is that it's quite fucking obvious it's a Lamborghini
>>24872385>turns out high center of gravity + super hard suspension = no goodit's actually high CG + goopy suspension that allows for this.
>>24866772If your going to drive a car with insane performance, then why DRIVE LIKE A FUCKING SOCCER MOM? WHATS THE POINT OF EVEN BUYING IT?No, you don't have to speed everywhere like a ricer. But why the FUCK would you buy a cayenne turbo and drive it like a corolla ALL THE TIME? Why?My friend drives a cayenne turbo and he literally refuses to floor it because he doesn't want to "break the engine". When he was showing me what "his baby can do", he gently accelerated for 2 seconds doing a whopping 93mph on the highway then quickly went back down to 70. It infuriates me to see him waste the cars potential like that. Seriously, you could have just bought a rav 4 premium and had the same experience. Don't get me started on handling abilities either, he thinks that going around a corner too fast will flip his car. I'm not joking. Its such a waste.Meanwhile my c7 goes fast every chance I can safely do it. The day I stop going fast is the day I sell that car.
>>24865443I drive one of these, and you are never going to convince me that an SUV is better.
>>24872486Indeed, there's nothing I can do about your homosexuality.
>>24865443I like the BMWseverything else on the road looks bitchmade next to it
>>24872546>everything else on the road looks bitchmade next to itthat's the fucking spirit. And you're somewhat right. Q7 and RR are on the same level due to size
>>24873208audi suvs look scary on the road and mog the shit out of most cars, especially when its state owned by police/military sf and blacked out
>>24865443this is the dumbest gayest form of automobile transport that was ever conceived of. they literally do everything in the most shitty way possible. throwing a big ass engine onto a pigfat box does not make it fast, it's barely enough to overcome the power to weight of a basic bitch commuter box. let alone the garbage truck roll center in any kind of corner. and despite all that they act like the baddest most entitled drivers on pubic roads. they don't even come close to the interior space and utility of minivans that they're trying so desperately to not be associated with. every rat fucking clout chasing retard who ever got suckered into thinking they need one of these abominations ought to be shot.
>>24873314>throwing a big ass engine onto a pigfat box does not make it fast, it's barely enough to overcome the power to weight of a basic bitch commuter box
>>24868232they're perforated for cooling you dumb fucking poor retard
>>24874873Wow, all that Crossover cope to only just beat an Alfa Romeo Quadrifoglio chad sedan
>>24874884>calling someone else poor while you are the one too fucking plebeian to get glasses or distinguish air holes from a brogue perforation pattern
>>24865572The touarege was designed by porsche, for VW, in return VW builds the Cayenne.
>>24865453This is literally not true, at least in LA these are all driven by Armenians who actually go quite fast. It's more practical to do so too since you can see obstacles more easily and don't have to worry about destroying your bumper on a drainage ditch.
>>24872434>>24872352Very few people would know a debadged Urus is a Lamborghini or would guess it's a $200K suv. it doesn't look impressive in real lifeBut nearly everyone would know a new Bentley suv or G-Wagon are pricey
>>24871096When everyone is in an SUV or huge pickup truck a sedan even a luxury sedan feels dangerous. And yes, there's a certain status to driving around a big vehicle. Plus they really are cozier, more relaxing, and the view from higher up is superior to the roadview from a sedan
>>24875526>Plus they really are cozier, more relaxing, and the view from higher up is superior to the roadview from a sedanabsolutely right, and that's the point where /o/ cope usually kicks in: spinning these obvious benefits that make them better cars in markings of a 'cuck' and suddenly tapping into the 'bravery' of driving a cramped, low to the ground car.
As far as 'street-mogging' or road presence goes, the newer XC90 is a pretty top contender. And apparently the hybrid ones are pretty quick too, but I think the college professor image doesn't help it much
>>24873314>2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk, 3:06.9>2019 Hyundai Veloster N Performance Package, 3:07.7
>>24865443>Mogging people>Majority of new car sales are also crossovers, or full-size SUVs and trucks of larger size>Lacks agility of smaller vehicles, looks of muscle/luxury sedans/coupes(Which generally can match them in straight speed), off-road capabilities of truckIts like a jack of all trades, but its just worse at everything than other vehicles
>>24877849Most people don't give a shit about handling and most people don't go off road. A muscle SUV does everything in between.
>>24877863>most people just want a point a-to-b vehicle that makes it feel like it does so quickly>this actually doesn't affect average trip speed thoughSums it up. I'm thoroughly convinced that cars are purely emotional purchases these days so I can't say I object to the new generation of cars. It's what consoomers want.
>>24877886>It's what consoomers want.Ah, a fellow redditor! Good post, my lad! *tips fedora*
>>24867855What the fuck car is this? Why are the windows so high up?
I drive a relatively large SUV of which even most regular people think/know it's fast, and mean mugging is much more prevalent compared to times when I was driving an Opel. My driving style hasn't changed much, still a courteous driver, these cars are just cope activators.
>>24877957I've had a Cayenne Turbo for years and haven't ever noticed anyone really paying much attention to it at all even with a much louder than factory exhaust.
>>24877863Yeah, but I do, which is why my daily is a coupe and not an SUV.
>>24877818maybe 5 or 6 years ago. these are pretty meh in upper middle class burbs now-- design is long in the tooth. too many second and third hand examples in the hands of poor people now
>>24875526>>24876120the sign of being an upper middle class man who's "made it" is being able to buy your wife a gigantic 2022 luxury SUV. nothing gets these basic 40-y/o milfs wetter than driving some pearl white 2022 Escalade or Tahoe High Country
>>24865501that looks kinda ghetto/tacky to me
>>24865443>A fuck-off big family vehicle being quicker than 99% percent of all the other cars on the road is just absolute kino.it's only kino if it's a huge blacked out cadillac and you are unironically some kind of wiseguy wearing a huge gold chain who time traveled about 40 years into the future
>>24865443>>24873260Currently have an Ecoboost interceptor Taurus, looking to replace it soon with an Ecoboost interceptor Explorer, for full retard cargo space and still being able to rape just about anything on the road.
>>24879996will the bumper stay on?
>>24865501> Yeah bro I look like the villain of a marvel TV-show
>>24879996The taurus is a beast with halfway decent styling. Don't sell it for the mombot / zogbot flagship.
>>24867592yeah but next week im just going to ask the government for your mobile number then ill just search that and ill know where you keep you SS commie mate. Im gonna fill your tank with some sugar sweetie
>>24882575look at that beautiful streaming tax dodge durry huffing tattooed fucki need her in my life. I need one of these beautiful fucking creatures to tame my stupid fucking savagery and my toxic masculinity. I need one of these glorious fucking HPV princesses who gets free creampie pills on the taxpayer dime to let me inside her sloppy fucking haunted-ass pussy with its 1 in 4 chance of having had an abortion. I totally love sleeping next to the site of a fucking murder and the scene of a gangbang at the same time. I def need to invest time and effort into making one of these hookers happy, and it's totally worth losing everything I've ever worked for, because who wouldn't want some cellulite-having, vain, bitchy, trashy, melodramatic, 1950's-housewife intoxicated bipolar permaprego unironically-a literal-witch slut of a fucking cunt having fucking period sharts in bed next to them all night? They have so much to offer me.And women my age are definitely SO fucking mature. I don't understand how this gen of women who walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear and driving their parent's minivan to grown-up daycare so they can get drunk and high and just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a degree can't find husband's. It just fucking baffles me how this gen of alco cumdumps fingering themselves and vaping in bed to chads in a shitty one-bedroom unit with their sweaty fucking bras and yoga pants scattered all over the place smelling like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, hot fries eating, cheeto-dusted, yerba mate drinking self sterilizing hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong on fent, benes and xanax od after shitting the bed as you carry them half conscious out of the broken glass they left on the carpet needs me to man up
>>24882579mate fuck off i drive a falcon
>>24879996I want one of those ecoboost hybrid interceptors. Loaded up with police gear they’re quicker than a V8 charger around a road course.
They're not fun to drive, too much eletronic stability control waste of fuel and engine, wish porsche made new 928 coupe but america only cares about muh 0-60 and not about handling or top speed.
>>24865785>white seatsavoid the hell out of that shit
>>24882724They have some nice brown colors too.
>>24882629That's saying absolutely nothing. Those 5.7 Chargers are gutless as fuck. The F-150 interceptor will fuck a Explorer up.
>>24865443WHAT IS THAT A PORSH??? EUROPE NEVER MADE NO MUSCLE CARS BOY... TAKE YOUR GIRL CARS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!
>>24884334HA HA DUMB PLEBITS PORSH-AHH
>>24883912ahh, the good old 'a huge screen poking out of the dash'american cars are truly lightyears ahead
>>24885476Have you seen what Audi does now >>24865636? It doesn't even look like the screen is part of the car, it looks like someone propped up a tablet in the middle of a clean empty dash and called it good.
>>24886348it retracts into the dash
>>24872352The Rolls Royce Cullinan is also a beast.