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Do you ever take matters into your own hands? Share your stories. The most I've done is empty the contents of my tupperware lunches I take to work onto their windshields.
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I'm not devilish enough to do this.
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>>24711729
I was at an on-leash dog park this summer when a lady pulled up and let 4 large dogs out of her car. They were full of energy and running all over the place. She started walking down the path while letting them take massive steamy dumps all over the place. I tied my dog up and grabbed a poop bag and picked up all of the shit and dumped them in the back seat of her car. Thankfully she had left the window down for me, which was convenient.
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>>24711729
Yes.
I killed a cyclist at an intersection, I had the green and he ran the red. I saw him and could've stopped, but if someone is always allowed to get away with breaking the rules they never learn.
witnesses and surveillance cameras proved the bike was in the wrong.
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>>24711778
>I killed a cyclist at an intersection, I had the green and he ran the red. I saw him and could've stopped, but if someone is always allowed to get away with breaking the rules they never learn.
reminds me of this webm
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>>24711811
People will say the car should have stopped because it was a crosswalk but cyclists do not get right of way on a crosswalk because they are not a pedestrian.
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>>24711818
The car should've stopped anyway. Avoiding harm is literally the first rule of the road. By the way people get hit with manslaughter charges for horrendous driving fuckups far too sparsely in the US.
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>>24711839
>Do no harm
This isn't medical school faggot, rule of the road is:
>The weak should fear the strong
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>>24711881
So you're saying Amerifats haven't developed beyond animalism? Sounds about right. An entire nation brimmed with pea brained retards.
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>>24711729
>lady in an SUV things the middle lane turns right
>I guess technically it's the parking lane, but you're not supposed to park right next to the corner
>she doesn't have her blinker on so I assume she's going straight
>she gets turbomad and starts yelling at me as I turn right and don't let her cut me off
>bitch you didn't indicate that you were going to turn right
>she tries to bully me out
>bitch go ahead and scrape your SUV all over my shitbox I dare you
>look her right in the eye as I take pole position around the corner
>turn up my music
maybe learn to drive bitch
>now I'm going to make you wait behind me while I parallel park half a block down and you completely rage out in my rear view
play stupid games win stupid prizes
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>>24711839
No because the cyclist wouldn't have learned his lesson. The cyclist will be a better and more learned person because of that incident and to deprive him of that experience is shameful.
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>>24711883
I can see why that offends you, because without social safety nets you wouldn’t have made it this far.
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>>24711883
Most of the world still works this way, just because most of this mentality is wrapped around bureaucracy doesn't change that.
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>>24711811
>>24711818
>>24711839
drive was held liable for this. driver fled, and supposedly there was a warning light flashing for the cars to stop
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>>24711898
>drive fuckhuge Suburban with tinted rear window with a Trump sign in it
>can't see around me
>can't see through me
>can't see under me

I am a rolling roadblock

>try to pass me on the right

I slightly accelerate so that it's plausibly deniable that I am trying to block you off from passing me on the right

>you get stuck
>"fuck did this guy just cut me off what a piece of shit"
>lane change back behind me

I put on a trailer hook even though I won't ever tow anything just to get an extra 5 inches of fuck you attached to my frame

If I see you start to ride my ass I will tap my brake just enough to trigger the lights three times to see if you're intentionally going to ride in my "eat the steel ladder frame of a 5,200 lb vehicle" zone

If yes then the game is on

I had a narcissistic personality disorder baby boomer grey-haired balding frumpy dork flip me off after trying to "get ahead" of me in his rented Toyota Camry just in this last month. If you aren't willing to covertly break the road rules with me you aren't going to break them at all. Rolling 45mph roadblock at any moment is your punishment you pathetic swine
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>>24711883
Let's see where that got us
>Flag: on moon
>Satellites: thousands in orbit
>Big ole pile of nukes: still here
>Navy: probably offshore of your country right now
>Army: bases probably in your country right now
>World power status: uncontested
>Individual liberty status: uncontested
>Wages: relatively high
>Standard of living: very high
>Road traffic deaths: increasing every year
>Thoughts given to yuroslimes: 1 (you're welcome)
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>>24711922
Yeah but you would probably signal you were going to turn right, so I wouldn't have moved around you in the first place to free up the flow of traffic.
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>>24711907
good stuff
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>>24711923
>World power status: uncontested
>Individual liberty status: uncontested
>Standard of living: very high
HAAAAA you sad fuckers actually believe this horse shit
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>>24711943
American Primacy has been the doctrine since the fall of the USSR. I don't know what you think you're talking about other than pure jealousy and coperation.
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>>24711922
I have a trailer hook on my fucking Clio because retards have to ride your ass. I’ve only done 3k miles with it and it already broke 4 car grills. It’s good parking too.
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>>24711923
Based
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>>24711818
No, the reason you should stop is because a car will easily kill a cyclist. Traffic infractions should be settled in court, not by the Karen’s minivan putting some vegan cyclist down into an early grave. Even if you’re legally in the right, you’d have to be psychopathic not to stop to avoid potentially killing someone.
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>>24712116
>Vegan cyclist into early grave
This is literally the ideal outcome.

>you’d have to be psychopathic not to stop to avoid potentially killing someone
Brainlet detected
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>driving Nissan Frontier work truck
>light turns green
>start moving
>fag in a gray Lancer blows through the red light and gets within a couple feet of taking my front end off
>turn right instead of left and follow him to the next red light
>which he can't blow through cause there's cars in front of him
>roll down window, scream "YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER!"
>it's some middle aged spic in a clean red dress shirt, he rolls down his window and babbles what might be an apology
>have been eating double stuf oreos in the truck, have two left in the pack but not gonna eat em cause cream is all melty cause hot day
>toss first Oreo
>it hits his door and crumbles
>toss second Oreo
>it flies right through the window and splatters all over his shirt
>yell "SUCK MY BALLS" and cut through the gas station to make my escape before anyone calls the how am I driving number on my bumper
Hope he was headed to a job interview.
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>>24711883
And how does it make you feel that your country still bends the knee culturally, economically, and militarily to a people like that?
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>>24711907
Sounds like cope. Post links.
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>>24712116
So I should have to slam on the brakes and risk getting rear ended so cyclists can flaunt the rules without consequence?
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>vigilante drivers
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>>24711764
>oh no, a lady had DOGS at the DOG park! The horror!!!!
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>>24712116
cyclists should die
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>>24712185
rockpilled schizo
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>>24712185
he wasn't even hurt
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>>24712155
>>24712218
careful with that edge, you 17 y/o tardbags
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>>24712163
What is it with driving that turns people into psychopaths?
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>>24712234
careful with that bicycle 14yo non car owner
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>>24712243
33 y/o car owner but close, maybe one day you too will grow up
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>>24712240
You mean the kind of psychopaths who blow through red lights?
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>>24711818
>>24711839
Don't hit what's in front of you.
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>>24712240
jews trying to run communism and circumcision all over the place
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>>24712185
based justice plower
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>>24712247
And the ones that start getting into fights and yell and throw shit at others over being cut off. Fucking grow up.
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>>24712257
>being cut off
the reality is if he was 10 feet forward from his original position he would've gotten T-boned. Anon is lucky he didn't floor it off the line.
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>>24712116
>Even if you’re legally in the right, you’d have to be psychopathic not to stop to avoid potentially killing someone.
Cyclists aren't people.
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>>24712257
>cut off
He didn't "cut me off", he almost fuckin T-boned me because he ran a red light you goddamn mongoloid.
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>>24712266
>I'M ON THE EEEEEEEEEEEDGE
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>>24711732
>I'm not devilish enough to do this.

Harbor Freight sells stainless steel zip ties. Pretty Cheap. If you need longer ones, put two zip ties together.
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>>24712185
Why is it so many roadside rock throwers have a certain common characteristic???
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>>24712185
sometimes they throw lead instead of rocks
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>>24712116
do you even own an automobile?
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>>24712191
It's an on-leash park and the dogs weren't on leashes.
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>>24711818
the car slowed down and then accelerated lol
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>>24711923
Funny enough you had nothing to do with any of it. Then again:
>Moon and space: engineered by Germans
>Nukes: researched by Jews
>Navy: faggots
>Army: also faggots
>World power status: beaten by goat herders
>Individual liberty status: tramped on by your president
>Wages: MUST CONSOOM
>Standard of living: human shit all over your citie
>Road traffic deaths: the more of you mutts die you better
>Thoughts of yuroslimes: less obsessed with than niggers so that's a plus.
Stay mad goyim.
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>>24712191
Off leash dogs at an on-leash park leaving huge piles of shit everywhere, schizo take your meds
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>>24711818
There are laws which state that a pedestrian, or especially bicyclist given how fast they're moving, cannot jump into a crosswalk so that the car passing through won't have enough time to safely stop. Cars can't stop on a dime, you know that, and you should also know that your feet have fucking brakes too and they can stop on a dime. The crosswalk is a shared area, the cars have to pass through it too so no you don't always have 100% right if way. If you jump out so that cars have to brake heavily you've committed a violation, at least in my state and it's a reasonable thing to consider anywhere if you don't want to die.
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>>24712678
>you're not allowed to jaywalk that means I am allowed to run you over
That's not the law in your state.
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>>24711923
>>Flag: on moon
Useless
>>Satellites: thousands in orbit
Even India has satellites in orbit and they literally shit in the street (still better than sharting in the mart).
>>Big ole pile of nukes: still here
And?
>>Navy: probably offshore of your country right now
Fighting Israel's wars
>>Army: bases probably in your country right now
See above
>>World power status: uncontested
Kek
>>Individual liberty status: uncontested
Uberkek
>>Wages: relatively high
Half the country is on food stamps
>>Standard of living: very high
See above
>>Road traffic deaths: increasing every year
Less amerimutts is always a good thing
>>Thoughts given to yuroslimes: 1 (you're welcome)
As if you could think at all.
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>>24712191
You just know.
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>>24711811
How'd that kid in the white cap know to look back before anything had happened?
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>>24712577
>>24712703
keep the cope coming
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>>24712487
>>24712658
You wear masks when you're driving by yourself, huh?
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>>24712471
why do they do this?
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>>24711922
>hogs left lane
>gets mad when people want to pass
kill yourself you fucking nigger
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>>24711729
>op pic
is there any way that would be illegal?
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>>24711729
>buy 300 pack of faggot stickers from amazon for 10$.
>slap on badly parked cars as i walk passed them
>>24712821
he saw the nigger fly through the stop sign without even trying to slow down
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>>24712898
look at the skin color
>>24712678
this, so many fucking near misses with these dumb ass cyclists.
>stop at red light
>look both ways to make sure nobody is coming
>begin to accelerate and make right turn
>cyclist who was riding the sidewalk behind me appears out of nowhere and cuts left onto the pedestrian crossing
>slam on brakes
>screeches at me incoherently like a tweaker as she rides off
>yell "fuck you nigger" and make my turn
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>>24712929
>is scratching other people's cars illegal?
Yes.
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>>24712991
where did he scratch it?
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>>24712898
This is what happens when your only values as a country is "freedom". You are Free to be Dumb.
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>>24711923
in the blue states, you guys literally have crack addicts taking shits on the street like its india. and then in the red states, everyone is straight up too retarded to into technology or city planning. stay mad, 54%
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Threads about bikes are just these exact two posts back and forth every time:
>you should avoid hitting people with your car even if they are in the wrong
>but I like killing people who make me mad
This is the new standard level of discourse, especially in the US.
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>>24711883
cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U
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>>24712686
sue me when you're dad jew faggot
>hurrr I ran out in front of a vehicle 20X times heavier than my body
>ooooohh noooooo what happens next
>reeeeeee
>nooooooo you can't just splatter me all over the street
>it's the car's fault!
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>>24712885
>gets BTFO
>but muh masks

retard
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>>24712487
you sound like a giant retarded faggot
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>first day in my Mercedes E350
>parked all the way in the back of the lot, with a ton of open spots
>come back to find a Chevy Tahoe parked inches away from me
>anxiety shot through the roof
>checked my driver side, sure enough a giant fucking dent
>slam open my door a bunch of times in a fit of rage and gave the Tahoe full of bruises
>a few damage to the edge of my door
>drove home thinking feeling regret I didn't just set that shit on fire
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>>24714094
so yes?
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>>24712185
The guy got runover outside a body shop....its like GTA come to life.
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>>24712821
around blacks never relax, even when on the bicycle
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>>24711923
>>24712092
Imagine believing we went to the moon
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>>24711778
Holy fuck.

Based.
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>>24711778
based
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>>24714997
it was easier than faking it retard
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>>24714997
santa clause ain’t real anon
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>>24711923
>Standard of living: very high
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>>24711811
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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>>24713000

Retard, see >>24714165
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>>24712116
>psychopathic not to stop to avoid potentially killing someone
problem? go back to /n/ faggot
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>>24711923
based
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>>24711778
what the fuck
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I keep one of these in my glovebox for assholes who can't park. If you can't properly center your car in the lines, I take two of your valve cores out, that are closest to my car, and leave them on your wiper.
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>>24712240
Some people deserve to havr empty oreos thrown at them man
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>>24712958
This won't do anything. It's not nearly inflammatory enough and most people don't hate gays like your schizo ass does.

You have to put REALLY politically-charged paper stickers that don't peel off cleanly on them. Shit like All Lives Matter/Blue Lives Matter if they're black, "Vaxxed and Proud" if they're a woman, Flying Spaghetti Monster stickers if there is a bible passage/crucifix on their dashboard, and literally ANY sticker if they're old. Rainbow gay stickers like you mentioned only work if it's a truck that's lifted, has dumbshit non-oem rims, and is unreasonably clean.
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>>24715880
meh... my stickers are good enough to waste those faggots time
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>>24711778
>anon fulfills the bikefag bloodlust
Based
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>>24711881
This is why I always position myself to put manuver trucks, you want to play brick wall I'll play rollie pollie
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>>24714165
Don't you find it suspicious how easy it is to blame everything wrong with that horrendous shithole country of yours on some minority?
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>>24711922
Alpha. I bet youre a forklift operator.
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>>24712898
schizophrenia, babyrage, and mental illness amongst jiggers is HIIGGHH up there.
alot of people in america are losing their grip, pharmaceutical jannies love handing out those expensive pills
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>>24712191
this dude doesnt take responsibility for his dogs or care about it pog
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>>24712487
>>24712658
Why the fuck are there so many vocal boot licking homosexual faggots on /o/? I bet you retards think speed limits are serious.
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>>24716423
stepping in someone elses dogshit cause the felt it not to be their problem is tiresome
i dont have a problem with speed limits cus ive yet to get slammed into by some faggy ass loser doing 100mph in the left lane
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>>24716429
You're retarded for stepping in shit and thinking it was someone else's fault.
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>>24716435
ok third worlder, keep shitting up your life surroundings
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>>24716435
well if only they abided by da rulez
they live in a society
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>>24711778
basedas fuck
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>>24712240
expansion of perceived physical self and spacial boundaries
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>>24716551
And I thought it was physical and sensory detachment from their surroundings.
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>>24716423
Call the cops would be boot licking. Dumping their dogs shit back in their car is based.
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>>24716637
For me, it's slipping on their dog shit and then calling my lawyer to sue them for my medical bills. Now that's what I call "free" health care.
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>>24711778
Fucking epic. Post link to news stories
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>>24713341
>This is the new standard level of discourse, especially in the US.

Yeah.
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>>24711778
That's bull shit, but I believe it
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>>24712487
Yeah fuck that bitch. Forget all these no dog, no car losers.
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>>24714215
Man this fucking hurts bro. I remember when I got my brand new fusion. I parked all the way in the back. Some beaner spic piece of shit in a Honda civic parked next to me super close and dented my car door. I was so pissed. His piece of shit was so beat and riced out that even if I did damage it, he wouldnt notice. Feels bad bros.
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>>24716292
Fair enough. Godspeed.
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>>24716429
you're at a dog park. it's your own fault for stepping on shit for not looking where you're going.
If it's a neighborhood and you step on shit, then you can complain.
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>>24712678
in norway theres a rule stating that cyclists or using something like a kick scooter (not counting wheelchairs obviously) has to get off their "transport" in order to cross the crosswalk

not a single person cares about it tho
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>>24717421
they waste everyones time by parking like shit and forcing other people to find other spots or take extra time to get out of their own spot so having to remove a non destructive sticker OR drive around with it seems fair.
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>>24716324
13=50
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>>24712269
>almost

You need anger management classes
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>>24712421
>Harbor Freight sells stainless steel zip ties.

12-inches long, 25 per package
https://harborfreight.com/hardware/cable-ties/stainless-steel/12-in-stainless-steel-cable-ties-25-pk-60330.html
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>>24712958
>buy 300 pack of faggot stickers from amazon for 10$.
Dollar store has (seasonal) sticker sheets for $1 for a package of three sheets approx 5 inches x 7.5 inches. No need to put each sticker down one at a time. Just slap the whole sheet down. The precut lines on it make it harder to peel them all off at once. Be careful about getting your fingerprint on them in case the person you do it is a lawyer or has a lawyer friend able to file a case, and then use that to request an ID of the fingerprint by shining a UV light on the reverse side to highlight skin cells and oil and taking a photo.
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>>24717548
Maybe, but I taught that fag a lesson he'll never fuckin forget. No regerts.
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>>24711729
Some bitch kicked her door open into the side of my car so i waited until she went into the store and stuck 12oz of wheel weights on one of her front wheels
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>>24712116
>a car will easily kill a cyclist
not enough lycrafags understand this.
I will teach them.
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>>24717576
you could have done so many things and you put 300 grams on a wheel?
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>>24717451
look man, I just want people to follow the rules and stop acting like the rules don't apply to them. In dog parks near me, you pick up the shit your dog craps out, you could get fined by some cop otherwise.
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>>24717771
Then join an HOA so you can bootlick some angry cat lady who makes up arbitrary rules about what color drapes you can put in the window and how long you're allowed to let a guest park in your driveway.
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>>24717572
getting to a dollar store is a pain these days (i live in canada under covid protocol) and i dont want to buy lgbt stickers in person anyways. i think one of my stickers is good enough and everyone would suspect it was a random teenager, fag, tranny, or the cars owner.
i like the sticker because it works on so many levels since the troll depends on the person driving the car (and you likely will never meet them) but they either have to deal with it till their next wash and get laughed at or pick away at it in the parking lot.
>asians and elderly just deal with it and get laughed at till their next wash
>niggers, hicks, and spics will take the time to pick away at it or wash it
>trannies will get pissed because its not a tranny flag and pick away
>actual fags will get laughed at more than usual unless they wash or pick
>if its a family with young kids the other drivers will just assume its the kid and nobody will care
>bmw/porsche/boyracer faggot yuppies will go to a wash asap
only do this if you know you will be in your car and gone quick unless the car you sticker is further away from you.
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>>24711732
You can still cut metal with scissors if its thin
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>>24712191
Pick up your dogs poop next time Karen
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>>24717728
Pissing with the cock i got. 12oz is enough to make that fucker shimmy like richard simmons on crack
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>>24711778

What didn't happen news at 11.
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>>24711811
>the elantra sees him and doesn't slow down and avoids him
>the chrysler does but hits him anyway
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>>24717923
>>24717572
forgot the best part frendo:
>if they drive off without spotting the sticker its always a win
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>>24711923
>Standard of living: very high
Bitch, your country financially ruins you if you break an arm.
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>>24712116
Based Karen
>>24712163
Based anon
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>>24712185
Dare I say it? Based
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>>24712577
>the moon was engineered by germans
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>>24713000
>freedom is actually bad mmkay
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>>24718071
Freedom isn't a life quality unto itself, it's merely the potential to create life quality, and the US chose to prioritize corportatism, consumerism and gluttony at the expense of their sanity and health.
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>>24711818
If you do not stop to avoid a hazard you could have stopped for, you're at fault (and a psycho) and should have your license permanently suspended, even if the other person is breaking road rules.
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>>24717572
only a problem if your fingerprints are in a database somewhere, which they shouldn't be
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>dickhead neighbor being a creep on my gf and pissing literally everyone else in the area off
any way I can fuck with his car? not trying to completely destroy it or do anything obvious (no water in the tank). If I could get under his hood and fuck with his fuses I would. Something like that
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>>24718773
>fucking with a man’s ride

He deserves to fuck your wife
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>>24718773
Buy a tube of this and put a nice thick bead on his wipers. He'll have a nice surprise the next time he uses them.
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>>24718784
>comes to a 'fuck with cars' thread
>"dont fuck with a mans car"
A+ post
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>>24711729
I lit up a dudes car with my gun. My midnight cruiser doesn't have license plates so it's not a big deal. He was tailgating following me for 15 minutes so I turned down a road where I knew no one would be and scared him quite a bit, to this day I have no idea why he was following me 3 feet away with his brights on.
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>>24711778
I love to hear stories like this. Fuck people who think they can go around and break minor rules. The punishment should always be death even for trivial infractions.
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>>24712185
Why was there a random person with a handheld camera, filming, waiting to capture this? Seems awfully .. fake .. to me.
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>>24712191

Are you black per chance? You know that dog owners are responsible to clean up after their dogs right?
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>>24719092
>You know that dog owners are responsible to clean up after their dogs right?
not him, but shit is biodegradable, its free fertilizer for the grass, who the fuck cares, if I don't clean my dogs shit up in my own yard, why am I cleaning it up somewhere else?
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>>24711778

I had a similar experience. Fuck bike faggots that think they are entitled to everything on the road, YOU are supposed to take care of YOURSELF since any kind of accident be it your fault or not can leave you crippled or dead easily
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>>24712185

His Focus and resolve was unwavering
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>>24712487
Faggot rule baby.
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>>24718927

>see rock schizo doing his thing
>shit i must record, just in case
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>>24712471
Did he even hit anything?
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>>24719101

Because your yard is your own property and you do whatever the fuck you want on it, but the park is not. That's what I meant when I asked if you were black
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>>24719101
based, but probably black
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>>24719130
>public park
>public park paid for by taxpayers
>I am a taxpayer
I paid for part of it, so yes I can do whatever the fuck I want on it, if I want to squat down and take a shit myself, I will, and what the fuck does it matter if I'm black?
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>>24719140
i know you
>poor
>victimolgy installed
>jealous
>dead end job
>no aspirations
>no life
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>>24719169
>Imgur tier meme
Even if your post had something of substance to it you would be ignored out of hand.
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>>24718773
I like this anons strategy >>24717576
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>>24719101
based disrespectful black
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>>24717812
or just follow da rulez silly nog
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>>24711764
cool, good thing you didn't let that dog poop disappear in a week, now that it's wrapped in plastic floating in the ocean it will be on earth longer than you.
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>>24711778
doing god's work, anon
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>>24718916
then everyone would be dead retard. Even you have broken rules.
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>>24711922
>see schizoid farmer in a beat to shit suburban
>clearly missing on a few cylinders
>going 10 under and taking the racing line to bully on coming karens
>catch up quickly as he engine brakes up hill
>shift into "sport" and nail the gas
>pull hard to the right and just clear his unsecured load of scrap wood and bathroom equipment
>2000cc of turbo charged glory pins me to my seat
>blast past with two wheels in the grass
>lmao as he trys to catch up
>set cruise control for 100 and watch him turn into a spec
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Anyone else play Vigilante?
>See someone swerving cutting people off with inches to spare in some vain attempt to get ahead of traffic
>Cuts off lady in front of me and nearly causes an accident.
>goes to the right lane thinking he can cut everyone before getting to the 18 wheeler
>18wheeler slows down left lane speeds up
>tries to cut me off and nearly clips the 18 wheeler on the right lane
>Nope
>dont give him room
>speed match the 18 wheeler before pulling ahead and out drive the asshole as I go to Buc-ees
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>>24712471
>>24715082
Doesn't look like America
Probably a south American shithole
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>>24719140
>I paid for part of it, so yes I can do whatever the fuck I want on it
Not any of the other posters in this thread. Years ago, I saw a black woman tearing off the beautiful flower stalk of a specimen plant at the public library. She had no tool and tore at the stem with yanks and finally ripped it out of the plant. It's like I yanked off your middle finger but instead of taking it clean off by twisting (ouch), I yanked it backwards peeling a long stretch of skin across the back of your hand and down your forearm until the skin tapered and finally broke off. I feel sorry for the specimen plant.

When confronted, the black woman said snootily as if it was none of my rayciss business that she paid taxes. That was it. I wish I had my camera out in time to take the video of the whole process but I was too astounded by the sheer audacity of seeing that beautiful flower stalked yanked off the plant. It was tough so it took a bit of yanking.
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>>24712185
Makes me proud to own that Gen Fusion
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>>24713310
City planning is a waste of energy, we dedicate ourselves to more useful shit.
>t. Texas
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>>24720275
Texas is a waste of energy.
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>>24716423
I don't want to step in dog shit, nigger. What's so hard to understand?
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>>24718011
Just get insurance kek, it's not that hard nor that expensive.
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>>24719173
Fuck off attention-whoring faggot. Drop the name.
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>>24718011
Often you can simply not pay, or find a government grant, and even then personal bankruptcy is effectively a form of insurance if you didn't want to pay in to the insurance scam. I don't know what communists like yourself always have such a distorted and ignorant view of the world if you want to go around trying to tell everybody else what to do.

Oh yeah I do. I forgot. All communists are like that.
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>>24714979
>>24711729
I spent the first 25 years of my life literally 2 blocks away from that body shop. Its a 98% mexican neighborhood and if the rock thrower is a nig I'm surprised they didn't hang it from a lightpole.

Chicago Mexicans don't fuck around when it comes to niggers coming into their neighborhoods. When I was in my late teens the first nigger family moved into an apartment a block up from me and it was a BIG thing. All the Mexicans were talking about it and obviously we upset about it.
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>>24712191
>>24719726

Ohp found the samefag dog park lady
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>>24711923
>>Big ole pile of nukes: still here
half of these no longer work, the other half are dropped by slow ass bombers
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>>24720560
Based mexicans
>>24719844
I do too, only after I make sure they don't have a dash cam.
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>In a band, promised bandmates I found us a gig (lied)
>Drive around for hours with them in the car trying to figure out what to do
>See Roadhouse bar with live band supposed to play
>Pull into bar, say were the band
>Play a set that starts like shit but they warm up to us
>Leave bar, see shitbox RV full of redneck bandmembers
>Oh fug.jpg
>Sneak into RV and glue down gas pedal to the floor as the faggot country band talks to bar owner
>Tear ass outta there without paying bar tab
>Dumbass Rednecks try to chase, gas pedal stuck to ground
>They end up launching themselves into a river or some shit, probably dead.
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>>24720621
whiter than you, meximutt
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>>24720623
If your going to make shit up at least put in some effort.
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>>24720636
Are you retarded?
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only thing car related I've done is when some cunt parked directly in front of my garage door, I dumped about a litre of full strength acid based wheel cleaner over their roof and hood before calling a tow truck to come and tow it.

I guess I've also door dinged/kicked a few cars parked aggressively close to me/over the lines when I return to my car
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>>24720560
I grew up in LaGrange, and the whites in my neighborhood had a collective heart attack when a family of (8) mexicans bought one of the houses that were for sale.
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>>24720560
>>24720617
Spics drive like douchebags sometimes. Especially the ones in beaten Civics

Still don't hold a candle to nigs in Chrysler products 300s and chargers especially
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>>24719140
I hope you realize that is not how the world works. You can be trespassed from a public building or a public park. They have their own rules and their own controls. Your taxes go into a giant pool and pay for programs and properties that are not yours and never were and never will be.
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>>24712116
Nope, fuck cyclists, their lives mean nothing.
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If a car parks to close to mine so I can't get in, I spray deer piss on their handles and inside the car if windows are open
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>>24719746
What is sarcasm?
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>>24720871
You carry around a bottle of deer piss?
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>>24719726
>in a week
that is not how it works lol that shit is around for at least a month if not more. its there literally all winter
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>>24718103
hehe stay mad eurocuck. You literally can't say ''nigger'' without risking being arrested for hate speech, faggot.
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>>24715880
>most people don't hate gays
If by "most people" you mean faggots like you, then yes
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>>24721119
it's sterile and i like the taste
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>>24715880
dumbass its not about getting people to hate the person you put the sticker on (altho some will, so added bonus) its about the person themselves and people thinking they themselves are gay. Literally NO ONE straight wants anyone to think they are gay.
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>>24711923
The man on the moon was the biggest case goalpost moving ever seen in mankind. The soviets got the first satellite, dog and man into space first and that fact will never change.
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>>24721362
based high-IQ deer piss drinker survivalist
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>>24711778
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>>24711729
I am way to busy and have better things to do than worry about shit like this.
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>>24714215
>>24717353
Can you not just call the cops?
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>>24717552
What does putting a penny there do?
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>>24720545
>communists
I forgot that socialised health care is so shit that literally every developed country except the USA have it. A government that can't secure the affordable health of its people is not a government.
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>>24711778
today on things that never happend anon fabricate an entirely new fantastic story
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>>24722124
Why would anybody want the government to provide health care? Why are communists so stupid they resort to these kinds of non-arguments?
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>>24722136
You buy health insurance because spreading risk amongst a large number of people reduces individual costs. There is no larger group than "everyone".

Also, the Government already provides over half of the country with their health care, so you're already exposed to all of the shit sides of government health care, you're just denying yourself the benefits.

Granted, socialized medicine does get done poorly in places that aren't America, the NHS in the UK is not nearly as good as GKV in Germany, for instance, and there are benefits to having your healthcare providers be for-profit, even if the idea of for-profit insurance providers is counter to the purpose of insurance and thus retarded in the extreme.
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>>24722207
I don't buy health insurance, so I'm not going to read the rest of your communist tl;dr
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>>24722074
America is a land of a freedom, cops are all communists, and real man solve their problems without cops.
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>bike path
No
>one lane side street
No
>6 lane road with a 70km speed limit
Mmm yes
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>>24718916
This, except unironically.
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>>24712898
Why do americans always assume other races have the same intelligence as them? I mean you live next to them
Zookeepers dont assume baboons are smart as them
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>>24711778
Score one for the good guys.
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>>24718103
you sound like a mad european or australian

head back inside now before the cops see you breaking lockdown laws and throw you in jail to get raped by pakis
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>>24715880
its not about hating gays its about not wanting people to think your a cocksucking cum-drinking faggot
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>>24715312
in reality you dont do shit
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>>24722736
>Why do americans always assume other races have the same intelligence as them?
It's unironically a religion. The intellectual parity of the races is unchallengeable dogma (with heretics ruthlessly attacked by believers and banned from any positions of influence) and any observable real world deviations is by definition a manifestation of white supemacy. Woke fundies search for racism in everyday life like christian fundies search for Satan.

The true believers used to be confined to sociology departments, but after Occupy Wall Street spooked the ruling classes they started rolling out identity politics as the new way to keep the proles divided and it went mainstream.
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>>24715880
Life is not twitter. In the real world (except possibly college campuses and San Francisco) the vast majority will steer well clear of anyone who feels the need to publicly advertise his love of cock.
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>>24712577
You're a hypocrite.
You'll say something like your abhorrent post, but then claim "White people are bad because muh colonialism and rayyyycism" bullshit without any evidence.
Then you'll say jews are smart, yadda yadda yadda.
Then you'll say people can't be proud of their kin because "it wasn't you".

Nothing but a stupid hypocrite.
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>>24711729
>in bongland
>hear loud banging noise in a private car park just outside my window
>sure enough fucking smackhead's going about trying to smash into parked cars
>run outside and shout "call the fucking cops, junkie smashing your cars"
>not one person comes out to help me
>smackhead sees me approach and starts walking away
>see neighbor tell him to call coppers, he does
>see my car's mirror turned the other way
>scream at the smackhead you fucking cunt you broke my car
>smackhead starts running and hops over the spiked fence
>I grab him by his leg and he gets caught on the spikes
>smackhead's stuck now
>wait for about 10 minutes, cops don't arrive
>smackhead breaks himself loose and hits his head on the pavement
>stands up and walks away casually
>cops never show up
I regret not killing him tbf but didn't wanna get into trouble over a fucking scumfuck so I let him go. Later I just saw people sticking their heads from the neighboring homes and they were just watching. I fucking hate this country so fucking much.
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>>24718773
>Brake fluid on paint.
>Walk away
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>>24717812
This is a retarded post.
Don't own a fucking dog if you can't pick up its leavings you monogloid nigger.
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>>24722803
I'm sure the cops would have come if you'd killed him. Unless you're Muslim.
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>>24712577
>>Moon and space: engineered by Germans
America is literally full of people who came here because it was better than their shithole country. Wernher von Braun is a prime example.
>>Nukes: researched by Jews
Leslie Groves was Presbyterian
>>World power status: beaten by goat herders
And that's a good thing. It took 20 years to put a ribbon on how big a mistake the entire post-9/11 shitshow was but we finally got there. Plus the Taliban has more 'American spirit' than the entire current US government, so more power to them.
>>Individual liberty status: tramped on by your president
An american red state is free-er than just about anywhere in the world right now.
>>Standard of living: human shit all over your citie
Only California, and they keep promising to secede but never follow through.
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>>24722803
Speaking as an immigrant (pure White from SA so calm down), White people here are weirdly placid and calm.

A number of times I have had friends accosted by some shitskin saying "give me your wallet". No knife or anything, and as typical boers would do they just start hitting the guy and he'll run away.
I had one, walking with a date in London and some arab looking guy started tailing. I stopped and turned and told him to leave. He didn't, and then kept tailing us. So I turned, started walking towards him to fuck him up and he turned and fled.

In SA there'd be fucking blood, but here it seems the last thing people want is to have a full on fight...
Which is probably for the best I guess. But next time I say just brain the fucking smackhead.
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>>24722823
While I'm an immigrant myself from Lithuania and over there people would run to the streets just for the opportunity to get blood on their hands and we'd laugh about it later on over a cigarette, cops would arrive and laugh about it too, smackhead would be on his way to intensive care unit.
You're totally right people will do anything to avoid this type of shit over here, unless it's a bar fight between norf fc fans or some lads at a club smashing bottles over each other's heads.
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>>24722823
It’s also a generational thing

When I was a kid, every bus had a buff skinhead punk on it that would beat down gypsies, even my nerdy friend carried a huge knife with him. This generation doesn’t even know how to fight, we are like americans
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>>24711729
I park my shitbox as close as possible when some dickwad in a BMW parks outside the lines.

And, one time a faggot slammed his door into my 'nice' car while I was still in it and then acted like it was nothing when I got out. Waited until he left, and kicked a big dent in his door.

Keyed the cars of annoying neighbours but in a subtle way. Also, they had made so many enemies that I wasn't the only one doing it. Many different "designs" appeared that I didn't do. Ended up stealing the entire back window wiper arm of one of their cars. (Other than being annoying faggots, they also routinely hit people's parked cars hard enough to set the alarms off and then commit hit and run).

After this, another new neighbour hit our car with his work van and also hit and ran. Went to the cops, his employer got dragged into court. Never had any more problems anymore with that faggot.

etc
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>>24712929
It's technically vandalism
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>>24711729
>people parking illegally
>park between them
>they leave
>some guy with a tiny dick or an old bitch who hasnt been fucked since she was 13 wants to play cop
>day ruined
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>>24722832
Very true. Weird how they will get riled up over sports but not their own property being wrecked.

TV truly does rot the mind.

>>24722833
I agree this generation is much weaker than the last. You can see it in how easily they cry over the most minor infractions and their infantilsed approach to life.
It's like the lack of a genuine struggle makes little inconveniences seem like the end of the world to them... So much so that things like a smackhead breaking cars is beyond their ability to handle, so they retreat.
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>>24720275
>Can't keep the power on in the heat or cold
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>>24711778
Based
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>>24711778
He got what he deserved. Based
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>>24711778
As a cyclists, seeing the positive replies to this post is honestly unsettling
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>>24722950
Do you run ref lights often?
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>>24722975
Cyclists do not have driver’s licenses and thus aren’t legally expected to know the rules of the road
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>>24722124
>A government that can't secure the affordable health of its people is not a government.

I use the VA, trust me, American government run health care would suck. But hey, I have wait times that are shorter than Canada or the UK. I literally spent the past 4 weeks calling the appointment desk at my local VAMC for a doctor's appointment. I finally got one yesterday, for December 15th.
Just my GP, but hey, its free.
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>>24722976
Neither do pedestrians. But when they walk across a motorway or run into flowing traffic we hardly have sympathy for the impending Darwin award.
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>>24722976

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse to break it.
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>>24719101
Dog shit kills grass, it is definitely not a good fertilizer
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>>24711764
What's the point of an on leash dog park? If it's all on leash you might as well just walk them elsewhere.
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>>24722816
And don't have more cats than the cat lady who runs the HOA because she'll leave out antifreeze to maintain cat lady dominance.
>oh I forgot to tell you I made up a new rule last night no cats allowed except for mine
>you should have just followed the rules
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>>24722933
Sure they can, except for communists who sabotage the elctrical grid and then blame everybody else, which is what communists always do. And then they go around on twitter and facegroup and the talmudvision like
>seeeeeeeee
>they couldn't keep the power on because they didn't like communism enough
and all the other stupid fucking communists believe it because they all walk in lockstep like good little goyim
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>>24712240
Because dumb mistakes by another driver and kill or maim you or your passengers. The stakes are higher than just walking around on a sidewalk.
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>>24711778
Reminds me of that post a train engineer made about people who stand in front of his train. Doing gods work.
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>>24722950
If you obey the road rules you have nothing to worry about. If only all cyclists did. I bike on occasion but refuse to do so anywhere near the road and stay on trails. Never had any close calls with other people.
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>>24722078
unlocks the Chinese shitbox
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>>24718773
zipties on driveshaft
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>>24723521
Unless you are a police officer
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>>24719101
Dog shit is a terrible fertilizer and spreads diseases to other dogs. Idiot.
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>>24711729
I keep a knife on me, zip ties would only work in bongland or some other country you can't have a knife on you. One thing I did back in highschool was plant nails behind the tires of a cocksucker who would shit on my 97 Legacy I worked for. It's a good car, and I had to work for it and it still runs. His rich daddy bought him an Audi so I don't feel bad for him at all.
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>>24711778
Based vigilante
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>>24711811
Retard raise his arms instead of braking
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>>24722976
that's okay, the consequences of breaking those laws are the same whether you know them or not.
death.
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>>24720545
>Often you can simply not pay
Your credit rating goes to rock bottom though. That also means your car insurance rates increase.
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>>24726744
Why would you need a credit rating or pay for insurance? The whole point is that you don't need insrance and don't need credit. Are you drunk?
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>>24712245
>defending yourself from underage poster
You're being cyberbullied dude
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>>24721133
Oh no! An animal shit in nature! Let's use plastic bags to make sure it ends up in a landfill for people to sort through, instead!
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>>24728195
Among the reasons why paper bags are better for a lot of things. Plastic is nice for being air/water tight and having built in convenience handles, but paper really has a lot going for it. Having grown up before pervasive implementation of plastic bags, I think just about the only thing in general use I didn't like about paper was that it takes a little more doing to carry armloads of groceries in the fewest number of trips. A sufficiently thick paper bag usually won't be a problem short of a real deal liquid spill, and if that's a big danger then wax coating might be a sufficient safeguard; after all, paper milk cartons and the like work just fine, and an appropriate choice of wax is as environmentally friendly to compost as paper.
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>>24711729
Yes

>Park car next to blue usps box
>drop mail into
>2 guys in car yell at me "get out of the way u fuckin phagget"
>ufuckinwotm8.jpeg
>we will beat your ass
>drive away laughing
>follow them to a bar
>see them park
>leave and come back with a helpful tool
>proceed to remove all 4 valve cores from tires and throw into ths woods next to parking lot
>fuck you neegurs
Doin gods work since he doesn't exist anymore
Eat shit queers
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>>24726766
>The whole point is that you don't need insrance
They check for insurance in this state.
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>>24718927
probably because those rock throwing retards never just throw one rock, they tend to stick around and pelt multiple cars
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>>24726766
You require car insurance in my state to have registration. They added it within the last couple years. The state communicates with the insurance companies and if you don't have insurance on the car they void your registration. They did this because getting pulled over for invalid registration is much worse than getting pulled over for no insurance. For insurance they just gave a ticket and you had to go prove insurance at the court house. Now you get pulled over with no registration because of no insurance your car is getting towed. Fuck shitskins that don't carry car insurance.
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>>24719863
https://youtu.be/oAJqTDUKFVU

lol
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>>24722976
>NO SIR YOU CANT ARREST ME I DIDN'T KNOW MURDER WAS ILLEGAL

ok retard
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>>24729616
>Detroit city limits
>7 Mile road
Not surprised. That whole region is chaos. Even on i96, people regularly shoot at each other due to road rage.
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>>24729596
My car isn't registered, either;
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>>24729519
How often do they check for insurance in your state? How many times in the past two years and why did you get pulled over?
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>>24711778
Hello? Based Department?
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>>24713341
Maybe if bikers behaved like human beings instead of fucking niggers blocking the lanes at 10km/h I would not want to murder them
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>>24730373
how much melanin do you have?
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>>24715021
it's really not
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>>24722976
If someone is smart enough to ride a bike than they're expected to be smart enough to know when to use the brakes.
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>>24711923
>>Flag: on moon
>>Satellites: thousands in orbit
>>Big ole pile of nukes: still here
>>Navy: probably offshore of your country right now
>>Army: bases probably in your country right now
>>World power status: uncontested
based china anon



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