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Stream: https://livestream.tesla.com
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all I want is the compact Tesla hatchback ahhhh
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>>24199843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_x_fh9b8EA

Someone's livestreaming on the location now.
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What stupid shit do you think Elon will say tonight? Getting comfy.
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>>24199917
I dont care about any of the current models tbqh. Need more cybertruck/battery update.
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>>24199917
something about,
orders of magnitude
full autonomy in X months
lidar being shite
full scale production is hard
all of the normal elon Tesla things ya know

but suspiciously nothing about semi
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>>24199935
>he still thinks the cybertruck is going to get released
Oh you poor soul.
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>>24199917
>he didn't get the white interior
bro that's the one mandatory Tesla option

>>24199944
my dorky collage Econ professor is getting one. my gunnut big trucc cowboy friend is getting one. there is huge demand among a wide range of people
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>>24199955
Nah fuck that shit.
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>>24199963
As opposed to black where you sit on filth without knowing it, and it’s harder to clean? I suppose
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>>24199971
Maybe don't shit your pants? Also how is it harder to clean?
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Why is the /g/ thread more active than the /o/ thread? Why would there even be a /g/ thread about a car anyways?
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>>24199843
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUmkbzQ-BS0

Youtube link
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>>24200014
because Tesla is literally the Apple of cars and /g/ is infested with iToddlers
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>>24200040
Finally Jesus. 30 minute delay
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>>24200067
When Apple releases their electric car what will their car be the car of?
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>>24199917
11hr remaining at 73% charge? 110V or just trickle to 95% or something?
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>>24200014
what g thread
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>>24200129
Yea just bought the car, waiting on the 240v.
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>>24200121
good question
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>>24200141
There's no dryer socket in your home?
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>>24200141
110v is 5 miles per hour BTW.
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>>24200151
Couldn’t close the door and I have AC on.
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>>24200141
oh nice. what did it replace / supplementing? any surprises so far?

>>24200151
probably not in his garage. my old house was like that, laundry room was completely separate
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>>24200121
Tesla has never been the Apple of cars. It only looks that way because the car industry is so slow to adapt.
Their cars run GNU/Linux, and they operate like a Linux company.
Ahead of everything else.
Still has rough edges.
Only for enthusiasts.

When the Apple of cars comes along you'll know it because they'll make Tesla look clunky by comparison, and people will be amazed at how open Tesla actually was.
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>>24200161
>>24200162
Get a splitter + extension cable?
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>>24200162
Replaced a Lexus IS. Only surprises is I have a huge rock chip in day 3. Bought some touch up paint, hopefully it hides it well.
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>>24200166
I’m fine with 110v, tomorrow it would be full.
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>>24200153
In the summer on a Model 3 yeah, when I got mine it was winter and I was getting more like 2-3.
It still works if you're not driving much but you really want to have a 30amp or 50amp outlet simply because the longer the car takes to charge the more overhead there is.
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>>24199843
>hammer
Are they gonna try the cybertruck window again
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LIVE LIVE LIVE
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omg did he bring a sledgehammer?? i understand that reference!
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>best car
but that isn't a fiat panda
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even in terms of wub wub music this is terrible
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he drove it wow
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that's a lot of brake rotor.
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Elon isn't very good at this public speaking thing eh?
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the most cuckest cars?
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>>24200198
Tesla’s musical theme has always been cyberpunk.

>>24200165
I mean Elon was what Applefags flocked to fulfill the emptiness left behind when their conman died.
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>>24200209
This your first time?
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>>24200209
he's been like this forever lol
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>no production car has ever done 0-60 in under 2 seconds
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>dude weed
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>>24200219
that guy was either a crew member doing it to get a clippable moment or the saddest person I've ever heard
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>>24200179
How are you liking the M3?
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Neat, still a single speed rotor.
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>9 second car needs a parachute to stop
How would Elon suggest stopping this thing?
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>>24200233
20k rpm
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>1.99s 0-60
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187 miles in 15 minutes would imply average charging speed of about 223kW, which likely means a peak speed over 250kW implying the rumors about a software update for the v3 chargers were true.
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>we needed better electric motors for the flaps on Starship so we built this car with them too
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>>24200228
Have had it for a few years now and really like it. Best car I've ever had a chance to drive, and that's a list of quite a few decent German and Japanese cars over the last 30 years.
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>>24200263
>based on internal data
im gay for tesla too, but never trust "internal data"
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geocoded auto shifting
terrifying
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>>24200273
If you exclude the latest Plaid, the next 5 safest vehicle ever tested by NHSTA are still Tesla.
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>>24200273
for the 2021 plaid. other columns are actual gov testing
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>>24200233
Its dual motors in one housing, so there's likely a second motor that's hooked to the first with a reduction gear. We'll know more when Sandy Munro tears one apart.
So much for the hopes for independent motors driving each rear wheel.
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>>24200275
It's a 5000 lbs self-propelled datamining device, basically.
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>>24200279
oh. nvm. i hate asterisks.
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16 TIMES THE DETAIL
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>>24200264
I mean I loved my IS350 and I am surprised by its resale value/overall reliability. But I also had an IS250 before that. It wasn't much of an upgrade from that, the Y I feel is a huge upgrade. I love not having to ever go to the gas station. Can Lexus win me back? Maybe, but there was so many things I hated they would need to do a lot of things to win me back.

The Auto industry is stagnant and built around incremental upgrades. One of the best thing Tesla ever done was forced them to actually innovate.
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no 144hz? what a crappy car
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>that power curve
je-sus fucking christ
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>>24200233
Was wondering how the power curve would be like, since the older Teslas peak out at higher speeds. Now the power curve is perfect.
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no one more thing? fuck
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>>24200314
>Nearly 1000hp at 200MPH

Uhhh, drag bros... I'm scared.
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>Roadster delivery event two years from now
>"The acceleration in launch mode is guaranteed to kill you, but don't worry because the car will bring your corpse where you were planning to go"
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anyone have a yt stream of someone testing it rn
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>>24200315
These delivery events often are short and sweet. A bit unexpected we didn't see any performance videos, but Jay Leno may have first broadcast rights for them.
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>never ever
It was bullshit anyways, the towing range coefficient especially on something with no torque converter will never be solved.
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>>24200291
Yeah, can't see ever owning an ICE daily again, and if Tesla can bring some of these plaid improvements down to a more attainable sporty 2+2 or two seater they'd probably take the weekend spot for me as well.
Just a question of what comes first, a more affordable Tesla sports car as the true successor to the OG Roadster, or the electric 718.
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>>24200356
I kinda want an electric bike now, the instant torque should be fun as fuck.
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uh Elon's 0-60 run came out to 3.045s for me doing frame advance.
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Fuck. Why can't Tesla make a motorcycle?

Imagine a 500 hp to 200 mph bike.
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>>24200397
Elon's orders.
He almost died in a motorcycle accident when he was a kid. since then, he's sworn off approving any at Tesla
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>>24200397
>>24200365
That company that Keanu owns is make an electric one, I'm sure he had some input from Elon since they became friends when he was doing CP77.
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>>24200397
Cant be safest vehicle anymore. Riding a bike has 20x more risk of death than riding a car.
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>>24200326
Yeah and I think they said you can repeat this over/over again too. Lot of improvements over current Model S.
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>>24200429
The older S had no room for a battery cooler or a cooling pipe structures like the Y and 3.
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>Quickest 1/4 for a production car
Rimac beat ya
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>>24200447
Not a production car. Also $2.5 million USD
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>>24200447
thought that was like 9.2
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>>24200397
There are modded Hayabusas that can do much higher than 200
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>>24200453
>not a production car
Alright Elon, get yer facts straight
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>>24200455
8.6 claimed by Rimac
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Erdayastronaut/status/1403212447557713920

0-60 in 2 sec
0-100 in 4 sec

With 4 adults.
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>>24200615
2.74 someone measured
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>>24199940
I have a semi
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>>24200615
>>24200797
https://youtu.be/S4KmRZ28hdw?t=544
this will no way do 1.99, hence the asterisk behind the claim on teslas website. classic elon.
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>>24200397
Less battery space maybe?
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>>24200447
Its not actually in production yet, and once it is Tesla can just change the claim for the Model S Plaid to be 'fastest 0-60 for a 4 door car'
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>>24201205
No the asterisk is there because they used the standard timing scheme for it to be more accurate when comparing to other similar cars.

You just have to look at the guys neck in the video when the driver punches it to know it was probably liability reasons that they didn't go even faster.
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>>24200209
He is Asperger
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>>24200209
He's always a sperg, thats why his SNL announcement wasn't a surprise to anyone who's seen him talk multiple times.
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>>24200014
Because we like real cars here, not your onions toys
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>>24200397
Their mission is robotaxies, which isn't going to happen on motorcycles.
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>>24200014
Because /o/ is for driving enthusiasts and Tesla is all about having computers do more and more of the driving for you, which is completely opposed to what we do here. Tesla have one trick that is appealing to anyone here, and that's the 0-60 thing.

That all being said, I would totally daily a Tesla. Not a weekend car for me, though.
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>>24201880
>>24203439
>trying to use the royal we to pretend you are in a special club
>defining your personality based on products you don't like
We (real /o/ users) don't want you here, fucking loser
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>>24203465
Kek, imagine being this butthurt over nothing.
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>>24203439
>Because /o/ is for poor kids
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>>24200397
It would weigh 1900 lbs
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>>24203439
Better stop posting if your car has EFI then.



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