Do other cars have entry/ignition rings or is it just Tesla?
>>24191493>left handare you married to your car you autist
iTried to fix a tesla, it fixed me
>>24191498>he isn't married to his carGet off my board, normie
>>24191493please tell me this is a joketesla doesn't actually give you a wedding ring for your car
>>24191609Think its real, someone just took the guts out of the keycard and put it in a ring.Not sure why you'd do that though when using your phone is way more convenient than the card.
>>24191621Wrong>need to pull phone out if pocket at wave it at door then need to put the phone back in your pocket>creates an unnecessary risk of dropping the phoneOr>have your hands full>need to bend over and wave your butt at the door to unlock itThe ring is much better>
>>24191609no, it's aftermarket - they just take the transponder out of the OEM key card and put it in a ring
>>24191680I'd rather just have a key.
>Tesla fags on social media are STILL trying to make the "tap your car with the handle" before charging it a thing
>>24191680>t. never sat in a Tesla beforeYou just leave the phone in your pocket. It unlocks when you push the door handle as long as you have your phone on you. Car knows the phone is inside and starts as soon as you touch the brake pedal. Also auto locks as soon as your phone is about 20ft from the car.If you use they keycard or this stupid ring you have to tap on the pillar to lock or unlock and tap in the center console to start it.
>>24191493It's a cock ring anon, but you do you.
>>24191834Explain, I don't understand
>>24191493>entry/ignition rings?For me? It’s the screwdriver
>>24191921Oh. As if the car didn't take care of that when you plug it in, right?
>>24191921LOLOLThis is as retarded as people 100yrs ago who thought electric could leak out of the walls like invisible water. How the fuck would tapping an insulator on some body panel do shit? Do they understand how charge work/is developed? I don't need to "discharge" the "static" produced by my alternator before I fill up gas. Fuck, I need to see some of this shit
>>24191952>I don't need to "discharge" the "static" produced by my alternator before I fill up gas.Uhhhh. Have you ever read a gas pump? First thing you're supposed to do is discharge static before pumping gas.
>>24191913>>24191904Telsa fags make a big thing about how they load their cars. They tap the back of the car with the charging handle like a soldier would hit his helmet with a magazine during vietnam movies. Tescucks do this as often as possible and try so hard to look cool while doing it.
>>24191960Your car does not produce static, that is now how it works. They tell YOU to discharge YOUR static on your body before fucking with gas since you could get a charge from sliding your ass off the seat, which is pretty much a none existant issue. Static is just a charge waiting to reach equilibrium with something, electrical potential energy. Unless you spotaneously remove all your vehicle grounding points at once while it is running, you will never produce a static charge in a closed system. Anyway, these tesla fags think their car is producing static or some shit, even though it too is a closed system meating a double insulated closed system.
>>24191680>need to pull phone out if pocket at wave it at door then need to put the phone back in your pocket>creates an unnecessary risk of dropping the phoneThe absolute state of tesla owners>waaaaah I can't pull my phone out of my pocket, what if my butterfingers drop it?? :'(I don't want to ever own a vehicle without a physical key
>>24191898>It's a cock ring anon, but you do you.Imagine the looks you would get when people see you unlock your car with your boner.
>>24192070You don't have to press the phone against the door, that's just the key card. The phone just automatically unlocks the car if you're within a certain distance like how many modern keys work except more secure.
someone show this to the carfu fags
>>24192061Weird I get zapped by my husbands car all the time so we got a grounding strap and now I don't get zapped. I have never driven an electric car though so I don't know if it's any different. My understanding was the electricity developed due to wind rubbing against the body of the car and when you get out you create a difference in charge/electrons whatever you wanna call it and they jump from you or the car to equalize.
>>24192300Why yes I am a homo sapien, can I assume you are black since you are not a human but some kind of animal?
>>24192280If you get zapped while entering it is most likely because you are carrying a charge and grounding to the car. Before you say "HURR BUT THE RUBBER TIRES" it doesn't matter, you are grounding relative to the car's closed system. It is still very unlikely and usually happens when exiting the vehicle due to the static of the seat. Also static on a car from wind will only happen if the air is full of shit like dust to exchange charges with.
>>24191680>pull phone outMost people generally have it out already, or have it in a readily-accessible pocket. I don't know what you're doing that makes it such a hassle but you're definitely doing it wrong.>unnecessary risk of droppingOh shit guess I should never use it then, since there's a chance I might drop it and break it. Moron. Just don't be a klutz. It's that easy.>have your hands full>need to bend over and wave your buttNo you don't. Slow your roll, set something down, and get your phone out of your pocket. It's not hard.You're making up unrealistic situations and concerns. Even if you were carrying something so heavy or awkward you couldn't possibly set it down, how would you open your door then? If you don't have a hand available to grab your phone, you definitely don't have a hand available to open the car door, in which case you would bring another person along to solve that problem too. Quit being so helpless and woe-be-gone.
>>24192280>grounding strapThese don't do jack. You've changed something in your routine that results in you not getting shocked.>electricity developed due to wind rubbingNo. Unless you live in the middle of a dust storm, you will never encounter such a thing. There's nothing to transmit or accept a charge unless there's a reasonably high concentration of dust in the air.
>>24191680>The ring is much betterAnd the NWO agenda of chipping every human and ensalving them like cattle continues to expose itself.
>>24191493Wtf? My car just unlocks when I get close and locks itself after I step away from it. It also ignites without having to take out my keys. I could also use my phone to unlock it and start it up but then I have to hold it on the handle and place it in the charging tray, same with the keycard.
>>24192048This only brings up more questions.
>>24192644yeah I don't know the point of this, BMW, VW, etc have been doing keyless entry for 6+ years with the proximity key, so why would you ever need to pull anything out of your pocket?
>>24192644holy shit this is cringe. imagine being such a lazy fat fuck that you cant move your arm over to turn a key
fuck that's gay. musk really does know his audience though holy shit and he's such a fucking sperg as well
>>24192731Sorry to break it to you like this but those really went out of use like a decade ago.
>>24192731Cope chudcel. Being that scared of technology means you have something to hide. I bet you are afraid of cameras too. Grow up. The government is here to protect you, that's literally their job
>>24193000>The government is here to protect you, that's literally their job
>>24193025That's the entire point of a government incel. Just don't do or say anything illegal and you'll be fine. It's not that hard. Have sex.
>>24193000>Grow up. The government is here to protect you, that's literally their jobIt hasn't worked that way EVER. The government is there to protect their rich friends and keep you under their thumb so you just consoom like a good prole.
>>24193036>alt-right conspiracy tinfoil drivelTouch grass.>so you just consoom like a good prole.>CONSOOM memeNot a real thing. I bet you also think "onions boys" exist too? Go outside in touch grass, you are so disconnected from reality.
>>24193034the point of government is to collect (steal) taxes and invent programs to justify its own existence. Governments create nothing, they only steal wealth and value from their citizens.
>>24193068>>24193034>>24193000floss your teeth nigger, you've got mud and dirt in your mouth from all the fucking boots you lick
>>24193094Says the corporate police bootlicker.
>>24192723>6+ years my 2005 shitbox has keyless entry, it's been around for ages, tesla claiming they've reinvented the wheel as usual
>>24193084>i swear guys, government is a lie! people will TOTALLY just wake up in the morning and build infrastructure with zero prompting! its human nature!
>>24191493why do i need to wear my keys
>>24191680>being this open to MITM attackstakes a special type to be this retarded
>>24191601I wear an obnoxious silver and turquoise ring on my pinky finger. Its awesome.
>>24193000This. The government exists to serve the people.
>>24191493Is this the new ring for cucks?
>>24192644I hate this so much ffs got the money for a new car but hate all new cars
>>24193329don't tell them that car thieves can buy a device for $50 that intercepts and clones the remote lock/start signal
>>24193874Works for the old-fashioned radio keys you get on older cars. Doesn't work with the phone key, part of the reason companies have started to move to them. More processing power, larger storage, more secure.
>>24193937why do you need more processing power and larger storage for a literal keyare tesla owners more dense than the batteries used in their car?
>>24192676Dont even bother to understand the tescuck
>>24191493my wife needed a ring before I could entry her
>>24196443Weird as I entered her without one.Also weird that I was the one getting jacked
>>24193270They will, but they won't bother making it compatible or let anyone use it. Look up the early years of railway building in the UK.
>>24191865So if someone steals your phone they can also steal your car? Really?
>>24192280Stop wearing polyester crapFag
>>24196572Nowadays if you steal someone's phone you will have>absolute control of their social media>their bank account>most if not all of their civil services, depending on countryand now>their carThe common idiot fails to see how stupid of an idea this is because it's so convenient.
>>24193360thats fucking gay
>>24191601>your body MUST be unadorned unless it's items of fashion and clothing that I PERSONALLY deem to be traditional and APPROPRIATEGay
>>24193034Are you like 14?
>>24191601Friendly reminder the trend of men not wearing jewellery is only 100 years old and stems from the forcing of men to be soulless automatons that blend into a crowd.
>>24196572As opposed to stealing your key and doing the same thing?
>>24199047Clearly he shoves his key up his ass. Can't do that with a phone.Checkmate Teslafags
>>24199047People walk around with their phones in their hand much more often than their keys, especially the people who buy Teslas. Also, if they steal your phone you can’t even call the cops lmao
>>24191680Stop putting your phone in your back pocket tranny
>>24191601Watches are based.
>>24191493Holy shit... Do they give you a free sex change operation when you buy a Tesla too?
>>24191952>retarded as people 100yrs ago who thought electric could leak out of the walls like invisible waterIt does just that.Then people figured out how electric insulation worked, and it became a non issue, since earthed plugs became common for home usage. Same with static electricity. I.ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLVzvMTgGDYIts a fucking great video
>>24192723>>24192644The point is that currently you can get a phone, and use the phoneprotector as a wallet.So if your "key" is a card, you can put it into the phone wallet and forget it exists.As opposed to dedicated pockets in your favorite commute jacket.
>>24199172I wouldn't be too sure about that.
>24191493One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
>>24191601>I hate it when ppl like things I dont the comment
>>24204485>reddit the comment