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I got a new job but it's a one hour commute each way so I'll be eating breakfast and dinner in my car.

Any tips on how to afford making a mess and getting crumbs everywhere?

Hardmode: I have a white cloth interior
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Wake up earlier and pack food to eat before you leave work.
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When I eat food in my car, I usually eat out of the foil or box its put in, to catch crumbs. Either way, stuff will spill out, just vacuum your car well monthly.
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>>23998462
Just drink a meal replacement shake
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>>23998472
Monthly? You fat lazy pig
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>>23998462
you can't wake up 30 mins early to eat? And you can't wait an hour to eat dinner? fatass
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>>23998462
steal one of the plastic trays from mcdonalds thats what i use
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What?
Just eat outside, find a bench or something.
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>>23998462
Either you modify what you eat, or you get seat covers. Your choice, you unambitious hamplanet.
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>>23998462
cereal doesnt make a mess just watch out for other people
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>>23998462
Get into not eating breakfast. Seriously, not worth it. Coffee at the most. Eat a medium lunch then treat yourself to a big dinner.
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Get on my level
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>>23998462
One of these if you prefer a burger for breakfast
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>>23998521
Fake and gay
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>>23998521
I'm trans btw, not sure if that makes a difference.
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>>23998462
>can't wait 1 hour to eat
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>>23998531
>>23998532
Of course /o/ can't handle a man with nice long hair
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>>23998462
>I'll be eating breakfast and dinner in my car.
can you explain why you would have to do this?
Wake up 10 minutes earlier, and just eat dinner after you get home. What kind of shit fucking life would it be if you at a majority of your meals during your commute to and from work?
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>All these posts criticizing OP and offering no advice
Lmao, if he wants to eat in his car who the fuck cares
OP depending on what you're eating, seat covers may be a good decision. Obviously, get a little vacuum for your car and use it every couple of weeks to minimize your crummies.
Lastly, make sure you have some mouthwash and floss in your car, you don't want stuff in your teeth or breakfast breath.
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>>23998462
Protein powder shake.
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>>23998520
This guy gets it
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>>23998520
Unimaginably based style of eating.
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>>23998462
Just wait til lunch fatass. Better yet only eat dinner.
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>>23998462
just don't eat breakfast then.
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>>23998462
It takes like 5 minutes to eat eggs or yogurts/banana in the morning you slob.
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>>23999747
>eating fast

Burger detected
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Serious answer, get one of these.
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>>23998544
>That hair
>nice
LMAO
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>>24001037
this must be the most american thing ever, based and obesitypilled
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>>23998462
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>>24001341
obese people cannot fit anything between their gut and the steering wheel
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>>24001049
it's funny cause i thought the exact same thing, oh, a tranny with fried hair covering his chin
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>>23998462
>one hour commute
>I'll be eating breakfast and dinner in my car
fucking fat lazy worthless nigger degenerate
kys
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>>23998520
This is the right answer, you can also have big lunch small dinner if you don't get food coma.
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>>23998902
>offering no advice
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>23998469
>Wake up earlier and pack food to eat before you leave work.
>>23998472
>just vacuum your car well monthly.
>>23998479
>Just drink a meal replacement shake
>>23998484
>steal one of the plastic trays from mcdonalds
>>23998501
>Just eat outside, find a bench or something.
>>23998504
>Either you modify what you eat, or you get seat covers.
>>23998514
>cereal doesnt make a mess
>>23998520
>Get into not eating breakfast.
>>23998638
>Wake up 10 minutes earlier, and just eat dinner after you get home.

Virtually every post before yours was offering advice.
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>>23998933
i eat three eggs in the morning, i eat three eggs at night. i eat three eggs in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
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>>24001679
Thats clearly not enough Gaston, how are you going to get swole on just 9 eggs?
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Everything suspended in jelly
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>>23998462
Find something you can eat one-handed if you want to eat while stuck in traffic and need at least one free hand.
Something that can have a large variety of ingredients (if you're gonna eat it every day you better not eat the same thing every time), doesn't make crumbs or a mess, and ideally doesn't smell too bad.
The only thing I can think of is some kind of wrap you prepare beforehand and leave in the fridge. Experiment with ingredients and wrapping technique to reduce the possibility of stuff falling off.

Maybe /ck/ can have good advice.
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big bag full of boiled eggs
yes, you have to eat all the eggs
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>>23998462
You’re going to end up choking. Just eat a breakfast bar before you leave and wait for dinner you fatty I’m sure it won’t kill you.
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Have you considered dicks OP?
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>>23998480
You're the slob and you're calling him a pig?
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>>23998544
>nice
No.
>long
Not really. Come back at shoulder blade length.
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>>24001341
The obese cannot use these. I'm not sure if you've seen obese people getting out of cars but usually they can't avoid the steering wheel. The adjustable steering wheel was made to accommodate them.
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>>24003417

What about a jar full of pickled eggs?
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>>23998462
I eat breakfast at my desk at work. Nobody says a thing.
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>>23998462
>muat eat in car because one hour commute
seriously?
i mean if you want to eat in your car thats fine, but using the excuse that an hour long commute fucks your schedule?

you should try laying out a new daily schedule that includes a set bedtime and sleeptime and wakeup time.5-7 hours of sleep should be good.
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>>23998462
i used to eat an eggo sandwich with peanut butter every morning when i used to commute. Sometimes would bring a banana as well. Only issue is that you have to have a drink or else you might choke
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>>23998521
disgusted to be amerimutt sometimes
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>>24001603
Onions is actually pretty tasty. I don't understand why 4chan gets so triggered by it
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>>24004092
DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF BREAD I CAN PUT THE PICKLED EGG ON??
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>>24002386
i'm going for definition



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